vending machine: what kind of gf you want senpai?
e) chicken tendies please
>flat costing negative points
FUck off redditor
>>24850090
>not getting the tendie subscription
picked the stacey
d,c,c,c,d,a,2?,g,a,2?
Tendie subscription, motherfucker
>9/10, D cups, thick butt, flat stomach, innie, introverted, kinky, hypersexual
Actually on the other hand the tendies look really great too.
>tfw your girlfriend is worth ~215 points on this scale
>inb4 reeee gtfo normie
>>24850485
this tbqh familiars
No need for a gf when I have unlimited tendies and a steady stream of snes/ps1 games to emulate
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d. 9/10 face + 30
b. flatchest +5
d. thick and shapely + 15
c. flat, narrow waist +10
b. medium roast +0
d. 100 IQ +5
3. sense of humor + 10
f. outdoorsy pack +10
b. does all chores + 5
1.Kinky
2.Hypersexual
beat this, faggots. protip: you can't.
>>24850090
>5200 tendies a year
Oh lawd jebus yes
I made my perfect gf and only spent 95 GBP.
I will gift the rest of the to the FIRST person who gives me a (You).
>>24850762
>>24850670 here
i'll take the 3 tendies taster pack with those
>>24850670
>f. outdoorsy pack +10
put feminine in and you have the absolute perfect female for me
>>24850090
7/10 face 20 points
Perky D cups 15 points
Thick and Shapely 15 points
Pudgy, medium waist 5 points
Light roast 5 points
100 iq 5 points
introverted 10 points
hypersexual 5 points
virgin 10 points
cooking 5 points
chores 5 points
100 points total
I was thinking spending those last points on a better face, feminine pack, or sense of humor but cooking and chores is pretty good. A girls face grows on me as long as it's average of better.
Now can I get a fucking gf please? This isn't funny anymore I WANT A FUCKING GF REEEEEE.
>>24850149
flat wasn't negative
droopy loopys was
>7/10 - 20
>B cups - 10
>Thick butt - 15
>Medium waist - 5
>Innie - 10
>120IQ - 15
>Introvert - 10
>Feminine - 10
>Cooking - 5
>>24850090
100p tendie subscription, definitely.
>>24851046
>Wasting your points to get a girl smarter than you so she can cu.ck you
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cu/////////ckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
>>24850090
Oooh i tell you what
*rubs hands together*
pffff.....
Ch ch hmmmm.....
Let me grab the.. uh...
I'll take a muhfuggin.. heh
Yeah I'll go with a 5 piece a tendies, 6 nuggets, and a large popcorn chicken
You too
10 - 7/10 (presuming it is a 7/10 to me)
15 - Flatness
20 - Butt
30 - Waist
40 - Innie
55 - IQ + 30
65 - Introverted
75 - High Culture Pack
85 - Virginity
95 - Feminine Pack
100 - Cooking
>Meticulously build ideal gf
>Realize there's a tendies subscription
>Mfw
>>24851164
Woops, 7/10 is 20 instead of 10. Remove feminine pack then.
>>24851126
>120IQ
>smarter
You must be mistaken, gent, as rather, I didn't want to expend my meager 100 points entirely on improving her intellectual aptitude, and so decided to only delegate the minimal number of points towards her cranial capacity that would make her bearable while caving into my more baser desires with respect to her physical fitness and correspondence with archetypal classical female gender norms.
*tips IQ*
You just wanted to post that article, didn't you? There are plenty kek threads that pop up where you can post that article but this is not the place and I am not going to read it.
>>24851235
The point is having a girl that smarter than you is a horrible idea. Smarter girls are more arrogant and would be more into kekolding their partner or femdom shit. If you want someone to stimulate you intellectually *tips fedora* that's what guys are for.
>>24850090
I'll just take the 100 tendies a week.
I made
>9/10 face - 30
>B cup - 10
>some lift - 10
>narrow waist - 10
>Innie - 10
>110 IQ - 10
>introverted - 10
>sense of humor - 10
>high culture - 10
>>24851171
This, just give me the fucking tendies
>>24851284
Yes, I agree. I wouldn't want a girl smarter than me. That's why her IQ is only 120. And before you respond... yes, I know how aggravating it is seeing /r9k/posters talk about how "smart but lazy" they are and if you wander into one of those awful "IQ threads" you'll see the average claimed IQ is somewhere around 138 (pretty much the same # of deviations above the norm as you see in penis size threads). But I'm a masters STEM autist who still has a slight grasp on language and can probably safely assert that my IQ (which is an overrated assessment tool which neglects multiple aspects of "intelligence") is above that, with ample objective external validation.
>>24850090
Face C - 20
Perky D Cup - 15
Average Butt - 10
Medium Waist - 5
Large Labia - +5
Good sense of Humor - 10
Gamer Pack
60/k a year job - 15
Kinky - 5
Hypersexual - 5
Detachable Penis - 10
Bam. My perfect girl made.
D (9/10 face)
C (Perky B cups)
C (Average, some lift)
C (Flat, narrow waist)
D (Innie)
Introverted
Weeaboo Pack
Non-Returned Model
When can I expect to recieve her? Will she arrive in time for Christmas? I would like to recieve her in time for some comfy Winter cuddling please. Will she come with her own name or will I have to assign one to her? Also, does she have cute feet? Please respond ASAP, I am very eager to recieve answers to these questions (particularly the last one).
It doesn't make sense. Surely if you skimp on labia and get a roastie, then you can't pick non-returned model.
>>24850734
Thats only 14.2 tendies a day. 4.7 tendies a meal. Is that enough for you?
>>24851435
She's got 90 IQ. She was given directions on where to find you but got lost. Wound up bunking at chad's house and they fucked.
Sorry, bro.
7/10 face - 20
Flat chest - 25
Average buttocks - 35
Flat tum, narrow waist - 45
Lightly roasted puss - 50
Intelligence +20 - 60
Introverted, humorous - 80
Weaboo Pack - 90
Cooking - 95
Kinky - 100
I would forego my shut in life for this woman.
>>24851513
I PAID FOR THE VIRGIN MODEL!!!!
I DEMAND A REFUND!!!!!
WHAT KIND OF GF BUILDER IS THIS?!?!?!
>>24851513
95- 105 is average bud. Don't know why youre acting like shes retarded.
>>24850090
Doing all chores is just 5 points? Seems like an excellent value.
>>24851356
That's 110 points
>>24851565
>he demands a refund
>All these people wasting points on innies
>people settling for b cups and small asses because of a labia
Easy decisions were made.
Kept track of this with notepad but as I copy paste it it will probably look like shit so don't bother reading.
100
9/10 looks -30
70
Introvert -10
60
Virgin -10
50
Large Breasts -15
35
Cellulite butt -5
30
Innie cunny -10
20
Tasteful Weeaboo -10
10
Feminine Personality -10
0
Fat Tummy 0
0
>>24851644
I'd be willing to sacrifice a fair bit in exchange for a real innie. But if the difference was between a light and medium roast, I would barely care at all.
>>24850090
PHYSICAL
Face: 7/10 (20 pts)
Boobs: B cups (10 pts)
Butt: b) (5 pts)
Stomach: Pudgy, medium waist (5 pts)
Labia: Light Roast (5 pts)
TOTAL: 45 PTS
PSYCHOLOGICAL
Intelligence: +10 IQ pts (5 pts)
Personality: Good sense of humor, Emotionally stable (20 pts)
Hobbies: Feminine pack (10 pts)
TOTAL: 35 PTS
OTHER
Functions: Cooking skills, Chores, (10 pts)
Miscellaneous: Virginity (10 points)
TOTAL: 20 PTS
GRAND TOTAL: 100 PTSI'm INTP
>>24851629
I'm never falling for this scam of a GF Builder again!!!
Expect my Yelp review soon!!! The world will know about this treachery!!!
>>24851587
I'm not. That's average behaviour.
>>24850628
that's low
>>24850090
7/10 +20
flatchest +5
average +10
pudgy +5
light roast +5
100 IQ +5
emotionally stable +10
feminine pack +10
60k/year job +15
kinky +5
virgin +10
>>24851769
Oh. Thats funny.
![[Chyuu] Triage X - 06 [720p][AA46F502].mkv_snapshot_15.36_[2015.06.05_18.31.43].png](https://i.imgur.com/0w2eTDc.png "[Chyuu] Triage X - 06 [720p][AA46F502].mkv_snapshot_15.36_[2015.06.05_18.31.43].png")
>>24851752
Take it out on your college/university. This world is unfair and they will pay.
>>24850090
7/10 face, perky b cups, average butt, flat stomach, innie, 110iq, introverted, STEM pack, kinky, hypersexual
close to what I have now. shes just missing the hypersexual but has 20 more IQ. Also has loli-A cups.
>>24851687 = me
Why do you all want smart girlfriends? What do you get out of having a smart girlfriend? If she's smarter she still won't be able to have intellectually stimulating conversation with you; she's a woman. If you share a hobby and she has good taste would be the best way to get that anyway. I'm a university STEM grad and [other qualifications you don't care about], I've never had a gf, but I can in no way see how a smart girl is better. Obviously, if she's outstandingly dumb she will get annoying, but why go for 110+ IQ?
7/10 +20
b cup +10
thick butt +15
flat stomach +10
medium roast +0
100 IQ +5
emotionally stable +10
psychonaut +10
high culture +10
great cook +5
does chores +5
you can't beat this.
>>24851959
It's just a hopeless romantic ideal. You want a smart girl thinking she'll be more interesting. She'll have sense of humour, you'll be able to have conversations. And hopefully she won't make stupid decisions.
>>24850090
20 - c. 7/10 face
5 - b. flatchest
-5 - c. flat butt
5 - b. pudgy/medium waist
0 - medium roast
20 - IQ of 130
10 - introverted
10 emotionally stable
10 sense of humor
10 stem pack
10 outdoorsy pack
5 kinky
You drive a hard bargain OP.
But this is something I can deal with.
I assume loyalty is assured though because that's not an option.
>>24850090
>9/10
>Flat
>Average
>Flat
>Medium
>100-110 iq
>Emotionally stable
>Outdoorsy, Feminine pack
>Has a 60$k job
>Kinky and Hypersexual
Objectively best girl, extroverted and is willing to push you to do new things. Try things in bed as well as out.
Face
C
Boobs
C
Butt
C
Stomach
B
Labia
B
Intelligence
100
Personality
Emotionally Stable/Humor
Hobbies
High Culture/Feminine
Etc
Does all Chores
>>24850090
Physical
Face- D +30
Boobs- C +10
Butt- D +15
Stomach- C +10
Labia- B +0
>inb4 I get shit for the neccesary sacrifice of roast
Psychological
90 IQ
Introverted +10
Emotionally stable +10
Other
Hypersexual- +5
Cooking +5
Chores +5
Literally all you need in a woman is above
I have friends for hobbies and shit like that
>>24852174
>I assume loyalty is assured though because that's not an option.
My friend, do you really think that assumption is fair to make? You're getting a gf, after all, not a pet dog.
I might add in a 20 points option for guaranteed loyalty (sexual/emotional) in some future version of the chart. And if you don't pick it then I'll give you a 30% chance that she'll cheat on you.
>http://www.truthaboutdeception.com/cheating-and-infidelity/stats-about-infidelity.html
>It is estimated that roughly 30% to 60% of all married individuals (in the United States) will engage in infidelity at some point during their marriage
I might also give you the option to bank bonus points in exchange for making a couple extra sacrifices in your life (ex. die at 50, gf is guaranteed to cheat, one of your parents die, etc)
a) 7/10 face +20
b) B cups +10
c) Average butt +10
d) Narrow waist +10
e) emotionally stable +10
f) medium roast 0
g) 120 IQ +15
h) Kinky +5
I) Outdoorsy +10
J) Feminine +10
I could switch out feminine for chores/cooking or high culture and be cool, or get a 9/10 face.
>>24852174
>loyalty
Loyalty costs 95 points.
So you can get a loyal gf and a 3 tendie taster pack.
Best deal you'll ever see in your entire life.
>only 6 people pick emotionally stable
>>24850090
80 points physical, feminine, cooking, kink.
>>24850090
>face
7/10 face
+20
>Boobs
flatchest
+5
>butt
cottage cheese surprise
+5
>stomach
flat,narrow waist
+10
>labia
medium roast
+0
>intelligence
110 IQ
+10
>Personality
introverted/humor
+20
>Hobbies/Interests
stem pack/High culture pack/psychonaut
+30
tfw no shy qt STEM-intellectual-druggie gf
I'll add up my current gf out of curiosity
>6.5/10
20
>b-cup
10
>average
10
>medium
5
>light
5
>hypersexual
5
Only 55 points senpai
7/10 face
20
D cups
15
Thick shapely
15
Pudgy medium waist
5
Extra roast
-5
Introvert
10
Stable
10
Hyper-sex
5
60k job
15
110 IQ
10
