I hate myself I wanna die
Why, are you fat or something?
Just take the time and effort to make yourself something worthwhile and soon you'll like yourself more
>>24849441
I AIN'T GOT NO I PHONE
i don't hate myself but I still want to die but I'm not suicidal
Now That's What I Call /r9k/, Vol. 22
>>24849468
Yeah, you just gotta b a different urself, and then b urself.
>going to college
>haven't been to classes in 2 months
>failing first year
>parents don't know yet
>just waiting until they find out
I think I'm going to become homeless. At least I'll be alone when I freeze to death. I just want to be alone.
Make sure you take some normies with you or else you'll be used as a tool to boost their ego
>he was quiet but such a nice guy
>>24849441
>I wanna die
Then kill yourself, faggot.
>>24849441
Do it deer bitch. Robut gawd awaits ur dime size brown eye
In my 20+ years of life, I've guestamated that living in pain is better than nonexistence. Ever gone under anesthesia? That blink of time between going under and waking up would just never end. That's a pretty good reason to cling to life imho
>>24849496
I hate this board I want to see it die.
>>24849560
Then go away, faglord.
>>24849441
>order medicinal grade fentanyl patch
>chew the whole thing
>die in minutes
>>24849504
Freezing to death sounds like a comfy way to die
Why I was born in a scorching shithole
>>24849496
keep doing the same thing and don't take any alternative routes. Just pray for a different result next time round (:
>>24849553
I've been under and that was the best time in my life
Everything went blank and stopped
I wish I could have stayed in that state for eternity
>>24849441
I wish I didn't know what OP's pic was based on and I also wish I didn't fin it hilarious
dying is such a pain in the ass
>>24849624
it's pretty bad though, you're completely and utterly fucked-up and regressing to almost like a toddler. Both in the sense that you can't even walk more than few steps on your feet and you do stupid things like removing your warm clothes and shaking like Michael J Fox who's been caught shoplifting a dozen active vibrators.
>>24849708
So is living, but dying doesn't last as long and will happen eventually anyway
>>24849678
Wow, you understood a reference from this year. You're like le oldfag or something, dude.
>>24849948
you watch your meme-loving mouth I've been here since last Thursday
>>24849632
You are such a clever genius god of self-improvement and not at all mentally retarded.
>>24849441
Same.
I'm considering shooting myself but I wanna know the best place to fire for maximum death so i'm not hanging around with a hole in my cheek.
Gun in mouth, gun under chin, or gun to temple? Keep in mind the most likely gun I can use is a long barrel one.
