why the fuck does every single high school or college aged female write like this?
tumblr culture
also they find it hard to not follow the crowd
>>24848655
>>24848760
That's how they talk, just an incessant flow of uninteresting personal events, and unnecessary details.
>>24848655
Jesus. That's first-grade styled writing.
>>24848655
They think its cute and nice and i think it's the most annoying trash but whatever if thats how you want to be then go for it
>>24848655
my oneitis
actually writes like this
Anon
it nearly makes me
lose interest
every time I text with her
>>24848655
>tfw you make fun on tumblr-tier "triggers" yet this shit triggers me so hard it puts me in a bad mood for hours
That is actually pretty damn close to some Hemingway style shit. Drop a few words and add a period:
"I took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture. It was very great and the best picture I've ever taken."
>>24848655
Checked, it's almost like girls grow up and then revert back to mindless children after a certain point.
>>24850010
I would have made it a poem anon.
One time I
took a picture
of a tiger
at the zoo
and the tiger smiled
for the picture.
It was very great;
the best picture I've ever taken.
>>24848655
I know this girly girl in highschool who wrote in this really girly "round" way. Basically writing letter for letter without spaces. She has a really masculine side too. She's super dominant sometimes, but also super submissive sometimes. Extrovert and bitchy to the point of extreme meanness, but also shy and insecure, looking down and shit. What a weird girl, now that I stopped and put the puzzle pieces together. Maybe she has a different writing style too. Everything seems to be black and white with this girl. I hate you or I love you. A too close for comfort kinda thing. Maybe I should hang with chiller girls, but I dunno, a toned down version of her craziness seems fun. Look at me babbling on like a madman on an animeboard for all you anons to behold. Yall so fcuking gay, you know that, Kill yoruselfveswergfjchwef uewi
>>24848655
>speak very articulate
>every male says I'm just like a guy and treats me like their bro
>other girls talk to them like dumbasses
>they get flirted with, dated and complimented
There's a reason for everything
>>24850128
That's some post-modernist shitposting anon. Very well done.
>>24850044
I'll explain it to you in-case you legitimately don't understand. You don't have to believe me but I'll do it anyway.
The reason for it is because :
Neoteny (child-like characteristic) is super attractive to men.
Generally speaking women are SIGNIFICANTLY more child like than men are and is selected for by men. Obviously men compete for neotenous females so females attempt to make themselves appear more neotenous through clothing, makeup and behavior.
Examples of this including eye make-up to make eyes look bigger. Talking in a child-like voice (think japanese anime voices) and yes, writing in a simplistic, child-like way on the internet.
Picture related. Note the large eyes relative to the size/shape of the face, child-like lip expression and cat-whisker drawing.
>>24850263
Does that explain pedophilia?
>>24850195
you're the kind of piece of shit a piece of shit like me would proclaim love to in 5 mins desu senpai
>>24850332
/cringe very hard
>>24850210
Zelf getekend?
>>24848655
Exaggeration is the funniest shit to tumblr girls
>>24850372
you won't hear me deny that i'm a piece of shit
>>24850263
But she's fucking ugly, anon.
>when X
>>24850329
Probably. Normal, healthy woman are somewhere between children and grown men, developmentally speaking.
A woman reach her peak fertility in her teen years. This is the age ALL MEN, regardless of race and sex find most attractive. The reason is that this is the point in a woman's life where she is most likely to produce healthy offspring and still be (sexually transmitted) disease free.
It's likely that pedophilia is caused by a developmental abnormality in men that causes men's attraction to neotenty to be a little TOO extreme and instead of being attracted to that natural peak of fertility (a teen aged girl) he is attracted to a prepubescent children.
Children are of course even more neotenous than grown woman but lack secondary sexual signifies such as boobies.
>>24850388
>Zelf getekend
>tfw I'm an english speaking pleb and had to google what the heck that meant
>>24850447
According to some chart on SMV the peak is around 22-23 or so. But I agree it's more like 18. After 20 it's downhill. After 30 very steep indeed ;)
>>24850410
FOR YOU
baneblox
>>24850332
Too bad I was surrounded by normies. I know for a fact no normies existed where I was. Living in a city does that. I'd kind of kill for a guy to proclaim his love and tell me I'm his 10/10...would make me really happy if someone cared.
I hope all of us find love one day. Fuck this world.
>>24850441
>when something happens
>picture of a sassy cunt
HOW TH EFUCK IS THERE SO MANY OF THESE? HOWW THE FUCK HAS THIS NOT GOTTEN OLD?
>>24850579
Anon, don't do it. You're starting a pity party for your vagina and I'm going to have to spam the thread with guro if that happens. If you want to find someone who cares just play magic the gathering. You'll meet plenty of nerdy nice guys who will say literally anything you want.
>>24850639
>who will say literally anything you want.Sorry, please nobody respond after this but we all know that we want someone to actually mean it. And I can't get into MtG
>>24850704
>you will never play poorly rendered golf and beat Pajama Sam for the gorillionth time on your dad's desktop
>>24850195
>>24850579
doesn't matter
you are a normie. It's hilarious that you would ever considering yourself, as a woman, not a normie.
All you have to do is say you're educated and a woman, and men will kill one another to date you.
>>>/soc/
>>24850800
Why do Asians love Shibas? Is it like Americans and Huskeys?
>>24850704
How to play magic for dummies:
>buy a cheap deck at a local comic book store
>find out when regulars show up for casual games
>accidentally show up and ask the cutest guy you find how to play
>everyone will sperg everywhere and meticulously explain everything
>>24850861
Love this shoop
