God here. Not the chrstian god, just like god, you know
Ask me anything.
Does nofap work?
>>24848105
is it okay to be attracted to 2D girly looking males aka traps?
>>24848105
I demand you to give me a qt gf
go back to plebbit please god
>>24848105
When can I give up?
>>24848105
What's with all the different religions and sects throughout human history and worldwide? Did you just set that up so you could have fun watching us kill each other?
being a mere mortal I have no idea what to ask beyond menial nonsense and pleb tier philosophy
how do i make it big on the stock market
if that is too materialistic, I should throw in something more moral I guess, what does it mean to be a good person
what doth life?
>>24848131
Probably
>>24848144
Sure why not.
>>24848148
You already have an ugly gf and you won't get much better than that. Fuck off normie.
>>24848163
You already have
>>24848173
I dunno. You guys made them.
Am I going to get better? you know I haven't been well for some time.
>>24848211
No, I do not. You are no god.
>>24848105
Do you really love everyone in the world, God?
bls help me dog
What path should I follow
>>24848211
>I dunno. You guys made them.
That's a copout and you know it. You could have revealed yourself and the truth at any time.
>>24848179
Just be yourself man. I believe in you
>>24848199
You're living it, I'm not. Tell me.
>>24848255
>lying to God
>>24848256
Not black people.
>>24848263
Just go learn a STEM major or something
>>24848266
That's why I'm here now on /r9k/ fool
should i stay clean or nah?
is it okay to be gay?
Can I be god too
>>24848238
That's all up to you. Put in a little bit of effort and I'm sure you'll do just fine. Pick yourself up. It's the only way you'll appreciate it.
what am i drinking tonight? do ya know?
>>24848105
Why? Like really, why?
>>24848299
Nah.
>>24848317
Yeah, but not the way you go about it.
>>24848321
No. Only me.
>>24848346
Something cheap and shitty. Don't ask me to memorize human brand names.
>>24848321
You wouldn't want to be. You can barely deal with one life, imagine having to deal with all of them.
All the failures outweigh the victories. All the terrible people living amazing lives, that being your fault. It would crush you.
>>24848375
lol im not drinking anything, good one god....
>>24848380
Nigger if I'm god I literally have unlimited power
I could make it so that it just doesn't bother me
You clearly don't understand the scope of the power I crave
>>24848105
What's up god, it's me, god
oh my god
Well god, you know my situation. Should I move to virginia? Still it make for a happier and lower stress life?
When will I get married?
Did hitler really kill all those Jews?
>>24848463
*will, not still
Everyone Kennedy shot first
>>24848398
what's cheaper than nothing. drinking nothing sounds damn shitty.
>>24848428
>You clearly don't understand the scope of the power I crave
Sure, I do. It doesn't exist. You want sociopathic omnipotence. It's not real.
You'll understand in a few years when you're a parent.
>>24848587
>its not real
That won't stop me from wanting it
>>24848398
You would be dead then.
>>24848456
How's George been recently?
>>24848463
Not at first. But it will eventually.
>>24848495
Hahaha
>>24848498
He personally didn't.
>>24848644
Stiffer than usual! Old fucker is finally gonna die any day now
>>24848605
You'll stop eventually. Being a parent changes a person. Also, watch out for the alcoholism. Don't start drinking when you're depressed.
>>24848687
>you'll stop eventually
Why would I want to stop
>>24848794
You are going to become a parent. Have you not read that the two times I've said it? You will meet someone and you will procreate. There will be a child. The child will make you stop being like this, and make you a much better person.
>>24848105
Will I end up doing the thing that is entirely illegal with that girl? In case that is a yes, should I keep going?
>>24848860
>telling someone on /r9k/ that they're going to be a parent
wew lad
>>24848893
Free will. That's your choice. But you've already decided you will.
Just don't kill her.
>>24848916
Thanks, I won't kill her.
Wish me luck.
>>24848910
I suppose it might not happen. There are a million different choices can be made. But the path you're on....just wait.
You're gonna love it. Just start being the lease bit more social.
>>24848963
No, I don't approve at all.
>>24849049
It's just against the law, I'll let her decide whether doing it or not.
