Who /gaybot/ here? Post you gay feels itt
I'll start
>tfw chad walks by you and you breath in his alpha musk
>tfw you're extremely superficial and picky even though you're a worthless virgin with nothing to offer and not even particularly good looking either
>that first poz load in your neghole
>>24847356
very stupid of you, anon
likes should mates with the likes
>>24847620
Fuck you anon.
>want to get my virgin boipucci deflowered
>would have to meet up with someone from grindr
>scared of the gift-giver boogeyman looking to prey on naive virgins just like me
>jamal will never make cummies all over your shaven boipucci
Go to your god damn containment board. >>>/lgbt/
i wish he loved me the way i loved him.
>tfw you see a gay thread without cancerous anime posters
>>24848569
inb4 animufaggots
>>24848376
>love him so much you've driven to his house from 3 states away just to peer through his windows and watch him with his long-term bf, knowing you'll never be with him because they love each other
someone else knows this feel right?
>>24847620
finding common filth funny
>>24848657
>tfw you don't know where his house is anymore
>tfw you think he likes you back
>tfw lesbean
>tfw other ones are completely unbearable
>tfw i am too
> in love with the same boy since fourth grade. You've fucked him many times but you can never be openly with him because his strict Mexican catholic family and he'll have to marry a girl one day to make them happy so you block him out of your life to avoid more pain
Dick-sucking homo here. No wonder I'm an outcast robot
>tfw fat gaybot
>tfw no fat gaybot bf to enjoy life with
Also
>too masculine to be good friends with other gays
>too gay to identify with normal straight guy friends
>>24848657
>>24848731
Too real. At least my trips were shorter.
>tfw tried dating via grindr
>not really interested in any of the guys ive met/dated
>most of them are gayer in person
>met another guy last week
>fell for him desperately because ive never really liked anyone
>go for drinks
>we make out
>keep texting
>act like really good friends with some flirting
>he obviously doesnt like me the way i do
>cant ask him out again because autism and fear of rejection
>tfw no submissive gaybot bf
My skype isdeivis102, add me if you want.
Give me a place to live and i'll be your bf. I'm a dominant top though, and i'm trying to get in shape.
>tfw don't know anybody in the UK
>can't afford to fly out to the qt in netherlands
>>24849058
was meant for
>>24848864
Fucking phone posting.
>>24849079
No free rides. You gotta split the rent or else you don't get to split these cheeks bb
>>24847304
>The number of gay men in a given area is small
>The number of those men that lack flamboyance is even smaller
>Too introverted and socially retarded to put myself out there to find one of those men
>The chance that you will be forever alone is much higher than a straight robot and shoved in your face more often
>oneitis cuts you out of his life after catching on to your closet feelings
>>24848864
>too masculine to be good friends with other gays
>too gay to identify with normal straight guy friends
This is the worst.
>>24847620
wont be a neghole for long :^)
>>24847356
Same. Its for the best though, better to be picky than a cockslut.
>tfw you are old and no chance at sex or love
>>24849598
You have a higher chance of settling down and finding a partner as an older gay male.
>>24849598
>tfw 17-19 year olds keep hitting on you
>>24848657
Yeah, but he lived closer to me, just 10 minutes away. I used to drive past his home a few times a month.
I loved him so much, and I know he loved me. We could have been perfect together but I fucked it all up because I'm a self-hating faggot who couldn't come to terms with my sexuality.
Aren't you goys scared of gay men with AIDS transferring fetishes?
Have you ever heard of AIDS Patient Zero it was actually a gay man surprising to no one by the name of Gaetan Dugas here is an exchange between him and a doctor
I said, "We've got proof that you've been infecting these other people. You've got AIDS, you know. We know it's transmissible now, because you're transmitting it." He was the active partner in all this gay business, anal-genital sex. "You've just got to cut it out."
"Don't be silly, I won't cut it out. It's my life. I'll do what I want." I said, "Yes, but you're infecting other people." "I got it. Let them get it." I said, "You've got to cut it out!" "Screw you." Now doesn't that just sound like the typical whee after school Glee TV shows with the fags doing your hair and being so nice? But if they're so nice why did they spread one of the biggest epidemics in mankind and simply not care.
>want to catfish chad
>he doesn't use any messaging apps or social media
>tfw gay r9k threads are always slow
Even /pol/ seems to have more gays than r9k
>>24849639
Settling down doesn't happen when you are old khv with no idea how meeting people even works.
>>24850025
That isn't true. It was gays that did it, but through Haiti from western Africa.
>tfw your bf is a total normie who doesn't even sympathize with your foot fetish
at least he's one person who actually wants me desu senpai
>tfw tops only want skinny fem bottoms
>tfw too masc and big with a beard and only fem bottoms want you
>>24851147
everyone migrated to /lgbt/ and became trannies to one-up eachother
>>24850025
>Aren't you goys scared of gay men with AIDS transferring fetishes?
not really. they're rare and avoidable by not fucking crazy people off of grindr or whatever
also it's illegal so even if it does happen, at least justice will be served
really, it's not much different from straights avoiding getting liferuined by crazy bitches accusing them of rape after the fact
>tfw confused about self
>never experimented
>to much family around town to try anything
>too afraid to find out the truth anyways
>>24851322
>tfw its the opposite where I live
>>24847304
>Insecure about being a faggot in public
>Practically zero fags I know, what few there are are only bi and are already dating women
>I will never find anyone to love
>tfw when online artist friend will only ever consider you a friend when you love them so much you wouldn't care if they looked like Quasimodo or never put out.
>tfw no bf to dress me up in cute cosplay stuff to bake cookies and fry fish for
>tfw no bf to build DIY airguns with and show the basic principles of marksmanship to
>tfw Ugly and gay
I could have been ugly and straight, then I could at least fug escorts.
But No, I WANT to be fugged, and I am ugly. God hates me
>tfw straight buy sort of know gay feels because of practicing for girls with best friend
>tfw you can't unsuck a dick
has anyone gone gay out of loneliness here? Was it a good choice? I'm considering it because I'm a kv failure.
>>24847304
Vote trump gay bro
>>24851939
Well, I was more bi, but I swore off women because they're so aggressive and have generally been an overwhelmingly negative influence in my life.
>>24848864
>>24849332
I was raised in the bible belt and twice in the past week have been "shamed" into attending the company xmas party with the line, "you're not an atheist are you?" (still not fucking going) and still, I don't really care if you guys suck dicks or like a man beard on your dick.
Seriously, nobody actually cares anymore. Just be open you fucking faggots. It's way faggier to be in the closet. You're men, are you not? Be a man about being a faggot, then.
>>24852369
>not going to a christmas party because he has to be an edgelord fedora-tipper
why do you think we give give a shit what you think about the state of any kind of ~acceptance~ is or expect us to believe that you have even an inkling of awareness of what it is like to be gay/bi or how gay/bi people like to or actually do operate
>>24847724
IS that just a meme or does that actually happen? Because that's fucking terrifying.
>tfw no bf to cuddle with and fuck his boipussy
Why live
>>24851939
The only people who go gay by choice are actual fags who only think it was a choice.
Going gay by choice seems to imply that you're gonna meet some dude on the downlow and let him suck your dick, and all you're gonna have to deal with is that there's a dude sucking your dick. So you think, man, maybe that's not so bad! At least I'd feel something and stop being so lonely or whatever!
But that's not what it's like. You want your dick sucked, you're either gonna have to go on Grindr and fuck a semi-retarded slut who fucked three other guys the same afternoon and also he's on drugs, or put up with literally the worst people on the face of the planet (gay men) for hours upon hours until you find the one in a billion who isn't an AIDS-riddled whore.
Only two types of guys get laid with men: Whores who don't care about the risk of AID, and crazy fucks who don't mind horrific levels of sleaze.
Fuck, I'm "gay out of loneliness too" but I'm functionally straight because there are no men I'd actually fuck. If being gay meant getting my balls licked by some robot, fine, great. But it doesn't. It means talking to lisping queer metrosexual faggots for a billion years, navigating trannies' mental problems, and worrying about 1-2% chances of HIV per encounter.
>>24852533
>tfw gays are mentally ill
>tfw You're gay
How do I find bf? help desu
>download grindr, growlr, other shit
>look for guys
>talk to a couple
>freak out about actually doing something with another guy and/or people finding out i like guys
>delete everything
>do it all again a few months later
Also use tinder and occasionally will turn it on to show guys, swiped right on a couple people, especially this cute guy a couple years younger than me. Ended up matching with him and I lost my shit, immediately unmatched him and deleted tinder. Fuck im such a pussy.
>>24852412
>~acceptance~
I'm sorry friend. I didn't realize you were a special pretty pretty princess.
To address your points specifically:
>we don't give a shit about what you think
ok, I'm just offering ways to integrate. If you don't want to integrate in a world that is increasingly accepting of you, then what exactly do you want? is this a permanent rebellion? "normies" like me are way ok with you. we really are man. I am even ok with you guys adopting. I'm not ok with a permanent rebellion though. that attitude just proves the fundies were right all along. the unspoken truce is this: be a faggot, raise a family, and then shut the fuck up because the rest of us do.
because the rest of shut fuck up
This is important so I've repeated it and I'll do it once more because this is important
shut the fuck about who you fuck because the rest of us shut the fuck up about who we fuck
"but stacy posts on facebook"
goddamn son, you're fucking basic
>you don't know what it's like
That might be true, but on the kinsey scale I'm a 90/10 if not an 80/20 straight/gay
I'll admit that pure gays have challenges I don't (and then I have challenges they don't: women). I'll not pretend that men haven't looked yummy to me, and I'll also aknowledge that gays have had their decade. You have full social and legal rights in basically all of america at this point. you can't keep pretending to be oppressed. WE ALL ACCEPT YOU. it's time to stop being a snowflake and move on. You're not a special class anymore, you're mainstream, and if you find yourself more aligned or concerned with being a rebel than being gay I have to wonder how important being gay was to you in the first place.
I'm not sure, I'm bi when it comes to porn, but straight when it comes to actual people.
>>24853281
>ok, I'm just offering ways to integrate.
that you don't think gay people are "integrated" just shows how much of a hick shitter you are
you are exactly like the christian coworkers of yours that you despise
>>24849326
This feel hit too fucking hard
Critical hit on my my heart bruh
>>24853473
I'm responding to a specific individual who has clearly presented in-group/out-group modes of thinking.
even "hick shitters" don't care anymore.
go to 2:59 for that anecdotal evidence you crave:
http://www.queerty.com/watch-stunt-gay-couple-tests-which-state-is-more-homophobic-mississippi-or-alabama-20131030
As a citizen of central Texas I can attest to the accuracy of this
Nobody cares anymore
seriously man
Nobody cares anymore
Not even a little bit
Nobody cares anymore
to speak to you specifically:
Yes, I think that some gays do not want to integrate, even though the population at large is very accepting of them. I think this happens because when "nobody cares anymore" then gays think "nobody will protect us" but they fail to realize that "nobody cares anymore" is the epitome of acceptance. It isn't the 1980s anymore and realistically nobody cares anymore.
Your turn.
>>24853771
I'm not reading any of that shit and tbqh you're being a bigger faggot than the literal gays itt
>>24847304
yur a fag.
>>24853807
"Lalalala ur homo"
Thx u 2
