It's my birthday today robots.
I'm 25. Nobody so far has remembered.
What should I do?
happy b-day, anon
>>24845693
Get over yourself you sorry sack of shit. You're not special. Just another speck of fucken sand amongst 7 billion people on this planet. What do you want? Attention? Fucking cunt ass motherfucker..no one cares. Heck the calendar itself is a made up thing by humans. You want to feel sad because no one remembered your birthday? Fucking piece of fucking cunt
>>24845693
You're 25 act your fucking age faggot. What are were you expecting your mommy to throw you a birthday party with jumping house and a clown?
Think about how little of a shit you have about everyone else's birthday this year. Why would you be entitled to anything more than them?
I'm sure we've had a conversation on this site in some form so I'm glad you're alive anon. Happy Birthday.
>>24845693
Who is this
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>>24845693
Why would you care? No one has remembered my birthday in years and I can't blame them. I don't remember my birthday. I have better things to do. Go read a book or something. Or watch movies or tv series. World's your oyster.
>>24845693
Or maybe they did remember but realized that you are 25 and you're too old for this shit. Soon you're going to forget your birthdays yourself (I'm 27 and I didn't realize it was my birthday this year until someone told me)
happy birthday anon. mine is thursday. birthdays really aren't that important as you get older and I've gotten to where I don't even want any extra attention. Usually I'll go out to eat, I might get a card or gift from my parents but I tell them not to.
>>24845693
Not post on /r9k/ to begin with. It'll only make you more depressed.
Happy birthday, fag
Why do you care about birthday, OP? Last birthday, I actually wished people wouldn't remember. Birthdays are just a fucking mockery of what little we have achieved in our entire lifetime.
>>24845920
This this this.
>Here's a day dedicated to you Anon!
>No one gives a fucking shit
>at most you'll get people saying happy birthday becase they don't want you to feel as bad as they did when no one remembered their last birthday
One year closer to death. The best cause for celebration, I'd say.
I mean maybe it made sense if we lived before the advent of modern medicin and we were sort of celebrating not having died of dysentery yet.
>>24845693
Anyone who celebrates their birthday after 12 is literally autistic.
>>24845693
Happy b-day f a m
>>24845737
>>24845759
Edgy original teenagers spotted.
>>24845693
Get used to it faggot. FUCKING NEET LOSER GET SAD GET REKT FAGGGGGG
ILLUMINATI XDDDDDDDDDDD
WELL MEME'D BRO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>24845693
Jerk off to jap qt feet.
>>24845693
you have to kill them all family
>>24845693
Go put in Metal Gear Solid 5 right now. Do it!
>>24846642
Are you trying to make his birthday even more shit?
>>24846642
I don't have a ps5 yet..
>>24845693
happy birthday buddy
and I wouldnt know, what do you want to do?
>>24845693
You did not exist in my world until this post and neither did I exist in yours untill mine and we will probably forget about this all in 2 or 3 days, but as boring or casual it might sound, I wish you a Happy Birthday anon, really, I genuinely do. This place is so harsh at times, but at the end of the day we are all just a bunch of lonely robots that have noone else to speak to. In my mind birthday should always be something special, no matter if you spend it in a company or by yourself, so treat yourself to a nice dinner or buy something you wanted, of all the days in this year you have the right to have a good time today no matter what. Happy Birthday dear anon.
>>24845693
Post more of this fine asian female.
>>24848082
nah i don't relly feel like it
google "asian women feet" or if you're too stupid and incapable of doing that go to >>>/s/ <--- see that? press it.
>>24847922
Thanks anon! I feel better already
>>24848146
OP you're an okay guy
No one remembers my birthday. Don't really cared.
>>24847162
On your birthday, you get a party in mgsv.
>>24845693
Celebrate your birthday with other robots, Anon. Happy Birthday!
>>24845737
>>24845759
>I'm so edgy I think I'm better than everyone else because I have fake confidence in myself XD
Kill yourself
>>24848474
>telling random people online to kill themselves
wow so edgy!
>>24848146
I want more from her specifically. Stop being lazy.
>>24845693>>24845693
Fap to 25 traps
>>24848146
This is why you have no friends and why no one bothered to remember your birthday.
>>24845693
happy birthday faggot
Birthdays don't mean shit really, it's just a set of numbers that are somewhat unique to you and get used in forms and paperwork. I guess it's also an easy excuse to use to pamper yourself a bit.
>>24850469
That wasn't me replying to him.
>>24845693
Go about your day. 25 is nothing.
>>24845693
embrace the fact that you will not live to see 60.
>>24849076
did you try doing a reverse image search you fucking retard?
i'm not spoonfeeding you so either put in a little effort in your part or fuck off
>>24850557
:^)
Go to rubmaps.com and look for an erotic masseuse in your area.
Go and pay the base fee for the "massage" plus a good tip, about $20 - $50.
The tip determines how much "extra" you get.
>tl;dr go to the site and find yourself cummies
Happy birthday anon. I hope you may spray happiness.
