Anyone else suffer from Big-dick-but-love-small-penis-humiliation syndrome?
Its a hard life
>tfw I cant convince myself that 6 inches is too small
>tfw 8 inch dick
>tfw no femdom sph netorare gf
>>24845562
>tfw 8" long
>3,5" circumference
>>24845562
>tfw six inches
>no 8 inch bf to compare to
>not even a gf to tease me with strapons and dildos larger than me
Someone call me names pls.
>>24845562
BUT HE'S NOT EVEN ERECT. WHO THE FUCK DRAWS THIS SHIT?
>>24846384
Six inches? What a disappointment. Why don't you get that little embarrassment back into its cage before you make yourself look like any more of a loser. I mean, you're welcome to come watch me ride your 8-inch friends, if you're so desperate--maybe you could learn what it takes to be a real man, baby dick.
>>24846314
like a peperami
>>24845562
>tfw 7.8 inches
>tfw I still think I'm tiny and will never please a girl like a 10 inch dong would
I don't think that as a man, you're ever supposed to be happy with your dick size. Just like girls are never happy with their tits.
>>24846587
>I don't think that as a man, you're ever supposed to be happy
correct
>>24846460
7.2 but this was kind of hot eventhough you are a fat dude
>>24845562
can we get some more pics like that?
>>24846460
That sounds nice. Maybe we can cuddle later and you can tell me about that 11 inch guy again.
>>24845562
>love-small-penis-humiliation syndrome
Me too - as long as there's no keking involved.
That's literally just stealth-homosexuality.
I never understood why big dicked submissives want to humiliated by having their cock considered small?
I'm a bi male top who is average and all I do is remind them that their cock is worthless because they'll never get to use it. Like why do you want someone to lie and say that your cock is never going to satisfy them when it's easier for your dom to just run their finger over your dick while whispering into your ear about how pathetic that someone as big as you is only ever good for getting fucked hard in the ass.
Wouldn't be better for your dom to humiliate you by NTR'ing you with someone with a tighter ass? I mean, It's not like we should take into consideration your male parts, the only way to judge your sexuality is how much of a sissy little bitch you are. And your not even good at that! I mean wouldn't it be embarrassing to have your lover tell you that your purpose is to be some cheap and easy ass for him to fuck, only to be told that you're not even good at that?
Pathetic big dicked losers you all are. You really need to have someone correct you, don't you?
>>24846794
Oh, honey, I'm sure you'd love to hear all about how it feels to get pounded by a real man instead of a micropenis, how I can actually feel him rubbing against my insides instead of that itty bitty irritation I get when you try sticking that chode of yours in. It's too bad, you know? But I guess you'll have to settle for another night of jerking to your little fantasies while mommy goes out and has a good time with the well-hung boys down at the bar.
>>24846808
Hnnnng.
But as a serious answer to your hypothetical question, society puts a LOT of arbitrary value in having a large penis. Its become ingrained in most people that a small penis is synonymous with a lack of masculinity and sexual abilities. With the way the porn industry is, standards are set high, and a mans size isn't really revealed until the pants are down. Not only that, but its something you have zero control over. Its a target for humiliation hand crafted by god himself.
>>24846903
Okay... Wait! What about the cage? I cant really touch myself while wearing it. Shouldn't that come off before you go?
>>24846808
You've made a very good case.
Also I'm hard.
>>24847090
Ah well, take solace in the fact that you don't have to compare your cock to those guys in the porn you watch. I mean, those men actually get to fuck other people with them! They're completely the opposite of you aren't they?
Seriously, your cock is just an inconvenient decoration rather than an actual sexual organ. We all know that the only thing its good for is to flop around as a man fucks you hard in your ass while calling you his filthy little faggot. Sure, if you were a real man that dick of yours might, Might, be something most would be proud of. But everybody knows that you're nowhere near what anyone would call a real man.
Everyone can see how much of a sissy little slut you are. They all know you'll never be like Chad, spending his night's fucking Stacy. No, everyone knows that all you want is to have Chad fuck you hard, remind you of why he's the one on top and your just his beta bitch.
So you can set your mind at ease. Just know you'll never have to compare yourself with all those other men, you'll never have to be ashamed whenever you have pull your pants down. Because frankly it'll be hard to see your dick when you have your face buried in the pillow and your ass high up in the air.
>>24847340
You're pretty good at this. Makes me wish I had a boyfriend bad.
>>24847173
>I'm hard
And? Like I said your penis is completely irrelevant to literally everyone, including yourself. The only way you should ever show that your horny is by grinding against a thick, fat cock. How hard you squeeze my dick inside your tight little hole tells far more about you than that *thing* stuck on your crotch does.
>>24847437
Thanks.
>tfw no bf
What's stopping you from finding that guy who'll treat you like the slutty princess you are?
>>24847582
You're right, of course. I just don't have any fat dicks to service or I'd be busy with them instead of posting here.
>>24847632
Grindr, Tindr, Be yourself, be confident, its a numbers game bro, don't be creepy.
>>24847805
>Be yourself, be confident
hmmm
>Vary from 4 - 6" flaccid, 6.5" bone-pressed
>Vary from just under 8 - 8.5" x 5.5" bone-pressed
>Every girl I fuck tells me I'm huge, biggest they've ever had etc
>Realise that dicks my size are actually pretty rare and people need to stop thinking that even 6" is the average erect length
>>24847845
Reality and people's insecurities rarely match up. We all know the girl who thinks she's ugly even though most guys would date her, and likewise even though most men are average many still feel like they're lacking something down there.
desu senpai thinking you have a small dick is a pretty normie insecurity.
>>24847805
Its scary putting yourself out there tho. One day Ill man up and do it.
Any one wanna see my dick?
>>24848122
I mean, yeah sure. Ill look at a dick, why not.
>>24848110
Yeah I know, it's always hard approaching people and trying to get them to like you. Fortunately if you're looking for men you'll have an easier time than with women (but just because the odds are good might mean that the goods are odd).
You kinda will have to work on coming out of your robot shell and grow into the grade A boy pussy material we all know you are. It will take time but I assure you, if you try really hard in a couple of months you'll be sucking more dick than you could ever have imagined.
>>24848333
Im not a complete robot. I just dont know how I feel about putting my face on grindr or tindr. Shits intimidating yo. One day Ill be a perfect slut.
>>24848506
Don't put your face, put your ass or whatever. You only need one picture
>>24848582
>put your ass
I didn't think of that as an option. I guess I have one more question.Will guys want a masculine slut? Or just femmy twinks?
>>24848630
Both. You'll have a huge audience to pick from. I get messages every day and I have a picture of a window as my profile thing
You will be drowning in cock, depending on where you live
>>24848630
Always play up your best assets, and right now the best thing about you is that your horny little bottom. Some guys prefer masculine men and some go after twinks, you can't really control that. What you can control is your own appearance (try and make yourself look decent) but the big thing men want to see is what your willing to do.
A fuckable ass is a fuckable ass. It doesn't matter if hard and chiseled or soft and feminine, if its hot men will want to shove their dicks into you.
>>24848691
>>24848729
Nice. I live on a college campus, so finding boys shouldn't be hard. I guess the only thing to do now is go for it. Thanks for all the encouragement. Hopefully Ill be drowning in dick soon!
>>24845562
What about 3"-4", 5"-6", 7"-8", and 11"-12"?
>>24849021
They are rounded down to the closest category. The 3.5" = 3", 5.5" = 5" and so on.
>>24848729
The problem isn't finding men, it's finding interesting men like you.
>>24849271
Maybe you need a signal to attract men to you. Like the bat signal except designed to get interesting men over to bang you. A boy pussy signal if you will. Shine it into the sky whenever you need a hard dicking.
>>24849191
If you were rounding properly 3.5 would be 4, and 5.5 would be 6.
>>24849497
I'll get to work on it.
>>24846460
God, I fucking love you.
>tfw no bf to dress me up in cute outfits around the house but also go shooting guns and winter road biking and shit
I just wanna be cute but also hardcore, is that so strange
>>24846459
measuring while flaccid is a meme which no male is willing to correct for fear of admitting to small size
>>24849809
that anatomy is horrible but I love it anyway
>>24845562
>tfw 1 inch flaccid
>6.5x6 erect
Used to go on omegle to tumblr tag and whip out my tiny flaccid cock and then get a raging girthy erection from the shit they'd say. Half the time they be like fuck you that's not small and dc.
Maybe I need to reverse my tactics and say i've got a big dick, so they'll be expecting some monstrosity
>>24849976
Wew, fellow grower reporting in
>have tiny 1 to 2 inch flaccid peepee
>grows to 6.7x5.8
Feeling alright, although I've always had massive insecurity about my flaccid size
>>24846587
It's basically the nature of being a man. You look at another guy and see he has something better than you so you work to surpass him, only problem is you can't really get a big dick through sheer determination. Women do something similar except see a woman with a tight vag or big tits and cry that this should not be attractive
>>24848333
>>24847582
>>24847340
>>24847090
>gay faggots literally being gay
Literally ruining the femdom genre and turning the endgame to sucking a fat cock.
>>24850067
The endgame was always to suck a fat cock. You're just in denial.
>>24850067
>Not liking a juicy cock in your mouth
I've considered doing yoga just so I can suck my own cock.
>>24845562
Friendly reminder that if you don't need a magnum you will never please a woman
>>24850099
not him but tbqh it's not really FEMdom if it's about getting dominated by a man at the end
>>24850067
But really, whats more demoralizing than having your girlfriend force a cock in your mouth? Especially if you don't like it.
>>24850139
I want to redpill you on magnums so hard right now. But it's getting late.
>>24850232
Do a tldr then or just post links
>>24850139
>>24850232
it's not really "redpill", it's common knowledge that they aren't much bigger and it's just a marketing tactic
they're what, no larger in girth, slightly stretchier, and like 1cm longer or something?
>>24850214
>femdom is about doing something u don't like
nah. Femdom is about being forced through social conventions in awkward and ego-crushing ways, but you still want to do that thing. You just prefer to do it in another way so you can maintain your ego.
If you get turned on by sucking cocks, then you're just straight homo.
>>24850255
Marketing wise that makes sense but regular sized is literally painful on my benis so I think it is a bit girthier
>>24849809
yes it is, its very strange
but thats ok
>>24850359
it's not supposed to be painful, but it's not gonna work if it's loose either
>>24850334
femdom is about being dominated by a female. that's it. if you're being made to suck a dick by the guy whose dick it is, it's not femdom, it's just gay sex
>>24850334
Nah, being a sub is about doing what you're dom wants, and getting pleasure in that.
I was laughing when I told my gay friend how big my dick was. it was bigger than his anal dildo.
Now he will report to his solar system of orbiting roasties how big my dick is.
>>24850232
Pls senpai
Robot I hate you
This is your average "fembot" saying how she likes small dicks and that average is perfect.
>>24849478
>>24849478
>>24850919
Hot.
Original comment.
>>24850919
>posting memefrog
>>>/memecenter.com/
