You go to the doctors and he tells you they found you have a rare form of cancer and you only have 1 day to live. On the train ride home you see pic related sitting across from you. This is your final chance to talk to a girl and maybe get lucky. What do you say to her?
>>24844707
"You look beautiful today."
>>24844707
Talk to her? I would just grope her until she screamed, then board another train and find another one and do the same thing, and proceed until I get arrested.
Nice tits, slut.
Then I whip out my dick and cum on her.
>sorry I have cancer
cool glasses
Expect a call from Make A Wish because I have cancer and want you.
>>24844749
jesus christ, I'm a virgin robot and even i'm creeped out by that
Sup you dumb bitch
It aint gun suk itself
>>24844707
kill her
no life to spend in jail niggers
>>24844828
aww anon that's cute. She probably won't get it though
"My doctor told me this is my last day to live. Would you do me the favor of sleeping with a kissless virgin like myself?"
>>24844985
This would sound like a lie, and make it the worst pickup line ever
if i had one day to live talking definitely wouldn't have to be involved
>takes gun out
EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR NOW
not you woman, you're coming with me.
>>24844707
>rare form of cancer
>rare form
>rare
did you just?
>>24844707
CAN I HABE DE PUSI PLIS??
b0ss i habe kansur PLIZ
>>24844707
>"damn I must be on a train ride to heaven cause I see an angel"
"how about I take you back to my place so I can go through that tunnel of light?"
>>24845067
Could work.
If not, just show her the medical papers.
if i was 100% certain to be dead i'd probably rape her desu
>>24846091
this is the only right answer
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
i touch her on the shoulder lightly so she catches the cancer and then i go home and drink some orange juice
>>24846235
>orange juice
fucking pleb
>>24846280
100 percent, o I am laffin
Nothing.
Id just follow her home and rape her.
>>24846091
This.
I would follow her off the train and begin the molestation as soon as I was through the ticket gates.
"Hey, you're cute. I'll get to the point. Wanna fuck? I have a terminal illness and the doctors say I have a day to live."
"I'll take you out somewhere nice."
Probably nothing. If I've only got one day I don't see why I should waste it on her.
>>24844707
Nothing, it's just a normal day. Why should my last day be any different than the past 7452? Hell I would even go to work like nothing is wrong.
>>24844707
holy fuck why are you wearing sunglasses at night you dumb bitch
>>24846474
This. I'd only do things that I know make me happy.
>>24845146
KEKfuck you robot
>>24844707
is there more of her? i must have more of those tits
>>24846551
what makes you think its night time
Wait for her to get off then follow her home and give her an eloquent speech to convince her to bang me.
If she refuses then pic related and I fuck her anyways
>talking
>implying i dont just rip my pants off and start jerking off right then and there
