[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Even Gorillas can get girls with nice bodies Why cant you anon?
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 39
Thread images: 1
File: udWTpum.gif (907 KB, 226x171) Image search: [Google]
udWTpum.gif
907 KB, 226x171
Even Gorillas can get girls with nice bodies

Why cant you anon?
>>
>>24843108
That's a chimpanzee you fucking mongoloid
>>
>>24843108
Is this rare photo of Barack Obama and Michelle. Man somethings never change.
>>
full video where?
>>
That chimp's really cute tho, I wouldn't want to fuck him but I'd certainly play with him
>>
Looks like a good way to get your tits mauled off
>>
>tfw you realize you're also a monkey
>>
>>24843108

im not brazilian
>>
>>24843157
>not liking Post and instead liking Cardboard: The Cereal Distributer
>>
>>24843266
OKAY BUT DOES THE GORILLA EVER FUCK THE OTHER MONKEY
>>
>>24843108
Lol at the monkey just being like "nah" when she tries to kiss him. He reminded me of my kitty, when I try to kiss him, only he could rip her arms off
>>
"Sniff sniff" I smell roasties on this thread. They just don't leave huh.
>>
>messing with a male chimp

bitch is too dumb/greedy to live

That kiss was 10% chance for the ape going ape shit and biting her face off, at which point nobody on the scene would be able to pry it away from her. Chimps' muscles are power oriented, while humans specialize in endurance. A chimp is 2.5 times stronger than a human. Jaw muscles are the strongest muscles pound for pound in primates.

This is like giving foot massage to a raptor. With your face.
>>
>>24843403
>Implying that would be a bad thing
Either we get some interesting porn or she dies. Win-win in my book.
>>
>>24843162
W-which one is supposed to be the girl?
>>
>>24843403

This. I can't believe how retarded that lady is.

Remember the chimp that grabbed a lady by the jaw and ripped it clean off her face? Chimps are the equivalent to powerlifters with zero sense of morality. If a chimp aggros someone they're likely to be beaten to death.
>>
>>24843266
>calling Kellogs cardboard
>>while favoring Post

This has to be bait.
>>
>>24843462

I'm not implying anything.

I'm straight up pointing out every aspect of why she's retarded. lrn2read
>>
SOURCE FAGGOTS GIVE SOURCE NOW!!!!
>>
back in the kazaa days i used to look all over for "ape fuck" and "chimp fuck" (i really wanted to see an oliver getting made) and all i found was interracial porn
>>
>tfw you will never be a gorilla ravaging a white woman

blacks get to have all the fun
>>
>>24843566
Heehee toasty roasties always smell delicious.
>>
i'd give my kidney away for gorilla and human porn... still cant find nothing
>>
>>24843403
Someones never been horny
>>
>>24843403
>>24843510
You guys need to look at adult chimps, they're way bigger.
The chimp in that gif is way too young to have that kind of strength. Could probably bite her though.
>>
>>24843645
What is tor network.
Look it up. Or better yet, get Tails Linux and live boot it on your computer. Then run tor and go look for whatever it is you are looking for.
>>
>>24843731
>In university
>They have rules against using tor
>Only way to get beast porn is by going to plebbit
>>
>>24843645

Well I'm not a shekelsexual, so I wouldn't know. :^)

>implying someone would get hot n' bothered over chimp micro dick

Yeah, no.
>>
>>24843773
How. What country do you live in with such Draconian laws. Would I2P be a option at least?
>>
>>24843809
Besides, I know plenty of people that use tor on my campus. Its not illegal to use unless you do illegal stuff on there.
>>
>>24843809
Why would you need tor for beastiality when it's on the clear net?
>>
>>24843787

Whoops, Imeant to reply to>>24843652

>>24843663

>1.2 m (3.9 ft) high and weighs as much as 70 kg (150 lb)

They're manlets, the woman looks fairly tall (counting by heads), the chimp is still within normal dimensions and is easily 4-6 times stronger, than her. Bitch would get rekt so hard she'd ovulate through her bellybutton for the rest of her drastically shortened life.
>>
>>24843865
Better results. Using a search engine like google leaves out many results (censorship). Duckduckgo is a decent option but for general use, its not very good. You will find more obscure searches on the tor network than you would on the clear web. Considering anons taste in porn is too unique to be on the clear web.
>>
>>24843773
Just go on motherless, and ta-da!, all the bestiality porn you could want. Universities don't actually filter anything

t.lived in a university dorm the entire time I attended
>>
>>24844494
Yeah. For all the insanity that university tries to brainwash us into, they at least don't block websites like in high school. Then again, I use to use a linux live cd to bypass the block and I would go on youtube and watch YTPs and torrent stuff. Pretty fun.
>>
>>24843168
kek

Chimp " Aw stop it jungle lady you're embarrassing me xDDDDDDDDDD"
>>
>>24843403
>>messing with a male chimp

Girls do that all the time, and if a Nice Guy points it out, he's called a bitter virgin.
>>
>>24844743
fuggin loll xd
>>
>>24843193
This m8ty m8 m7
Thread replies: 39
Thread images: 1

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.