...would still going out make me a kek?
lol either a kek or a gross preggo fetishest or just a pathetic beta
choose whichever is best
Gross. Don't go out with her. I wouldn't fuck a pregnant chick, can't get a girl more used without her being covered in cum
Fuck her and nut on her babbys head
>>24840856
i can't believe you wasted an alligator on this whore
well how do I say nevermind without being an asshole?
she was genuinely nice and messaged me first and whatnot
>>24840945
this 2bh
>>24841253
just say "what", lowercase, no question mark. you aren't interested anymore anyway so why do you give a fuck
alternatively just say
"haha I guess you have it covered in the food department then lol, nevermind"
then wait for her to switch topics and dilly dally for a few more texts then say you gotta go
>>24841253
just say "whoops hoe gotta blast ill see ya on the flipside" she'll think your just a dick, she won't feel bad and it will make it seem like its not her fault.
>>24841253
Send her a pic of me
Just don't respond lol
>>24841789
tfw you'll never be this handsome
>>24841253
OP, you need to understand that a parasite does not show it's true colors until it's too late.
Of course she's nice, because she's DESPERATE and needs MONEY, women are sociopaths and many robots already know this shit from day one.
>Messaged me first
OH I WONDER WHY OP
>>24840856
You're only a kek if you raise the child. Just fuck her and get out of there OP. I mean, it's not like you can get her pregnant. xD
>>24841789
Holy fuck is that you Richie? How's marriage treating ya?
>>24840856
KUKEK
>>24840856
oh my. single mothers do love having things paid for them, yes they do.
i think you are obligated to support her and her child when it is born. i mean, once you pay for her dinner you are pretty much on the hook for child support in the eyes of the court....
>>24841253
just be polite and honest. any possible backlash after that is her problem, not yours
>>24841851
>This is what /r9k/ thinks is handsome
>inb4 jaw or eyebrows or some autistic observation
>>24842202
cheekbones, he's got them ultra high cheekbones
>>24840911
This is the realist nigga in the thread. Take heed if you end up fucking that preggo.
Bonus points if you make it rough enough to miscarriage.
>>24841789
this is tinder I cant send pics
>>24841945
>fuck her
aren't pregnant girls never dtf? something about hormones
>>24843031
preggos are insane and horny from hormones. i thought this was common knowledge, where tf did you hear otherwise
>>24843088
how do i fuck her without the baby daddy coming to kill me
>>24843606
why would the baby daddy kill the kek who might potentially spend his life raising his offspring?
>>24840911
CRASHING MY SIDESfuck off robonigger
Id do it. At best shes really cool and you get along. At worst you ate dinner at a restaurant instead of home.
Ill be on my way back to reddit now.
>>24842422
Top fucking kek
Vloxxolb
>>24841253
Thats exactly why she did, because no other men will touch such a situation
>>24846148
so whats the odd's she wants sum fuk
>>24841253
whatever you say, send her an Alligator, Alligator-san.
Have you had any more convos?
>>24846260
I'm not actually alligator-san. I started using it in convos because of him and it seems to get more responses oddly enough.
Haven't tried to cornfeed anyone yet.
I've decided I'm going to still take her to dinner. I wanna cum inside a girl without a condom and this is literally the best opportunity.
I'm not a kek if I don't raise the baby.
