>Anon i really need $500, i'm behind on rent and i would really appreciate this
And I really need a blow job.
Looks like we're at an impasse.
>>24840804
Get a fucking job
>but anon, you don't have one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24840804
I'm sure there's someone out there who would actually consider it
>>24840829
500$ FOR A BLOWJOB? nigger i do it for free
get over here
>>24840847
The power of the vagina senpai
>>24840829
That's not an impasse, my mouth is open
>>24840804
>tell her I might
>but only if:
>I am allowed to see all of her finances to verify her claim
>the payment is made directly to the landlord, not to her
>watch as she blows up in a crack-head withdrawl rage
Mischief
>>24840851
Are youa girl?
Besides, the exchange of money makes it more taboo and exciting.
>>24840859
I bet it is you little slut.
>>24840804
>hold on, let me ask my mommy.
>but anon, you're 28....don't you have a career?
>>24840894
for the right price i can be anything
>>24840854
No that's just called being plain stupid
You can get a 12/10 elite escort to fuck you for 200 why the fuck would you pay more than twice that amount
Suck 500 dicks, slut.
http://strawpoll.me/6214306
I make 500$ every seven days and a half.
I'm nineteen and own my own place
Why the fuck would I give some girl who was dumb enough to get herself into RENT my money?
I'm not here to save dumb people daughter, I'm here to sit back and what them perish
>>24840804
>Implying I have money
>>24840804
Hey your own fucking dollarooney! I only have 8.32 until next Thursday!
>>24840804
not my problem, that's my booze money.
>>24841015
>Registered Dietitian
heh heh heheheh
>>24840804
>Anonet i really need job, i'm on my parents back and i would really appreciate this
>>24840963
That's disappointing,queer.
>>24840996
i assume you aren't american given you put $ after the cash money.
but assuming you are, what job do you do my nigger? i'm 20 and i earn $500 every two weeks. still enough to get my own place but ffs i want to know how to make that $18/hr at 20
500 bae? Wot u need 400 for? 300 is too much I don't know if I have that amount to spare. I mean, they are charging you 200 for rent? Shit. Ok, I'll see if I have 100. Lemme check my pocket. Eh, there are two dollars there.
>>24841094
I'm 25 and make $42 an hour.With no college degree
>>24841217
I'm 24 and made 8k in 30 minuites.gambling
Bitch I barely have money for rent myself
>>24841097
Sometimes you gotta love the jews
>>24841094
I happily live in a city where there are many wannabe rappers and hip hop fags, and I know a lot about audio engineering and production. These guys are willing to buy instrumentals I produce to rap over for a few hundred dollars (I usually do 100-200), sometimes less, like 50 or 80, like when I was beginning, and every two months I sell 20 beats, making an average of 4000 dollars. But that's cause I'm kind of an "underground sensation" among these kids, and they wanna throw their money on me
>>24841247
DOPE
Okay bb, I bring it there when it's due.
>Can't you give it to me now?
Lol I just paid my bills so it'll take a while to get that kind of money together.
>Okay, thanks so much Anon. You're my best friend. I luvie you so much!
Then I cut contact and act like I never made a promise.
>>24840804
>>24840847
I'm in this situation right now
Started off with the bitch needing $20 because she's broke and starving, then it became $50, $80, $100, $140.......almost at $300 now
I mean at least I get sex from this, but still I never should have lent money out, I'm not a fucking debt collector
>>24841330
thanks for the advice bro. i'm not into the whole selling thing, so i guess i'll be poor forever lol
>>24841455
you are officially betabux
Ok.
You for one night (12 straight hours) every week, you become my total slave. Anything and everything goes without limit.
Until you pay me back.
Win-Win.
>>24841372
kektuplets
>>24841455
Beta faggot kek
>>24840877
Underrated post, my guy
Why would I make an investment in you?
I am not seeing that cash again, if I were to give it to you.
>>24841455
>beta bucks: the post
>>24841455
kek, never buy a woman anything unless you're financially secure and it's a sure thing that you intend to have a relationship with her.
YOU, control the dynamics.
>>24840804
>mfw $62 in my name until end of December
