>no women hate thread
No wonder /r9k/ is so shit right now
I'm just too tired to hate women like I did in 2012-2014. Sometimes I go to the /r9k/ archives to find old posts of mine from when I was angrier, but these days, I just can't muster up the raw unfettered hatred I used to
I think it's because I stopped interacting with people much outside of work, so I don't have the same constant episodes of women trying to fuck with me that I used to when I went out to bars a lot and had college courses to attend and such.
>>24839537
How in christ's name did these two stooges get a UN slot anyway? Was it one of those retarded publicity-stunt things, do they give some famous actor or celebrity a soapbox every few years so young people remember they exist? I can't fathom that world leaders outside Sweden actually think this is something that needs to be brought to an international forum about military actions and human rights on topics like slavery and genocide.
Posted on b lately
>notice wife leaving her mirror on top of the laptop that I owned before tying the knot
>happens a few times, I just take it off and place it elsewhere
>a few days later ask her in the Most gentle non confronting tone ever "sweetie could you do me a favour ?" She says yes then I reply"in future could you not place your mirror on the laptop, I am worried the mirror may be too heavy and could potentially damage it"
>thought I was in the clear
>says she needs to put the mirror on top of the laptop because the light hits there the best when she is doing her makeup
>offer to swap out the laptop with something else, like a book
>no good, she doesn't need the laptop, she needs the space under the laptop. The laptop is just in her way
>ask her to move the laptop when she is applying makeup in future
>says she can't Move the laptop cause its too trouble and heavy
>says she will only put it on the laptop for the span of applying her makeup"3~5 Mins".... (implying under 20 Mins is possible)
>I said I'm still not comfortable with the idea, and we need to think of an alternative solution
>here we go.JPG
> "you protect your laptop so well, like a treasured baby!!!! You wife just wants few minutes you don't even give a shit about her"
>you treat your things better than me blah blah blah
>she's crying
>I'm an asshole
>>24839745
Both sound autistic as fuck
I bet the woman's a whale and the guy's 32 and bald
>>24839745
>dating the kind of woman who spends 20+ minutes on makeup multiple times a month
faggot asked for it. It's not like he was unaware of this behavior before they tied the cu-ck-knot.
I once dated a girl who was so obsessed with social media that she cracked her iPhone screen, and continued obsessing over Snapchat/mobile Twitter/mobile Tumblr/texts/whatnot even though her phone was cutting open her skin as she did so. She now has scars on her fingers from almost a year of routinely cutting her fingers on glass multiple times an hour so she could 'like' her faggot friends' selfies or whatever.
>>24839745
why doesn't he just move his laptop? if one can avoid a confrontation, one should do so
>>24839830
I couldn't figure out through the entire story why he couldn't move his laptop.
My brother's college roommates frequently used his laptop as a plate for hot food when he was out of the room. absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>24839892
She is using the laptop on her desk, its on Most the day playing songs, when makeup time comes she puts a heavy mirror on top of it because she believes moving it is too much trouble despite it being 3kgish
>>24839875
I want my girl looking good, I don't want a bitch I can send to the gas station alone @3am and not get raped. Aside from cooking sex and looking good what other use is there ?
>>24839697
>UN slot
it wasn't actually the UN. it was some stupid subcommittee that exists solely to give audiences to feminist bullshit.
It's kinda like saying "HOW DID THIS BITCH GET TO TED TALKS!?!??!". Well, she didn't. She got to TEDx, which takes literally anyone and anyone can start their own TEDx. My school had one! I would have done a talk, too, if I weren't lazy.
>start hating women
>still want them to not be shit
>completely give up on them
>no longer hate or think about them
Monk and Wizard are real classes tbqh
>>24839830
>shaming the woman for things she can change
>shaming the man for things he can't
*tut tut* femanon
>>24839892
Because he is still a man
The best thing to do is to pay no heed to "femanon" threads. Hating women is still giving energy albeit negative. No need to waste your limited lifeforce sperging out over something that's not really worth it.
ITT: angry wizards
>>24839537
lol virgin
>>24840399
>>24840433
>"please keep being mad at us, my self esteem requires it"
I'll save a thread today.
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>>24840646
>denied sex
>yet sex is on her mind enough to have a log of every request
He isn't dominant enough
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http://strawpoll.me/6214306
How can you hate women if you allow them to post here?
>>24839745
Dude sounds like an autist t bh
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>>24840646
Based AF desu
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>>24840998
>threesome with soldiers
That sounds kinda hot tbqh, I have a soft spot for guys in the military and policetoo bad they're all jerks
>inb4 slutttt
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>>24840977
this post is proof that women should be chained up and put in the fucking sculleries and used for breeding purposes only
>>24841047
What's wrong with this one?
I mean
>get bullied
>receive bf
does show how easy their lives are, but I don't get what she did
>>24841130
If they weren't 'jerks' you wouldn't get off on it
>>24840646
3 times in 7 weeks isn't that bad if there's lots of shit going on tbqh, guy sounds like a douche.
>>24841089
>women hate thread
>two guys
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>>24841130
Evidently not hot enough to avoid a false rape allegation.
>>24841130
>>24841162
>all military/police are jerks
I dunno, I'm in and all the other guys at my work are pretty nicetoo bad the navy isn't as gay as they say and "Cabin Boy" isn't a valid tradeanymore
>>24841185
Eh, that's shitty for being 26.
>>24841110
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIIT
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>>24840935
This one made me mad
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>>24841239
There's nice ones sure but they might as well not exist to a girl
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>>24841246
>telling her about the screencap then and not once police are involved
Fucking normalfags
>>24841241
Not if you've been together 5 years or more, m8. Shit like that happens in long relationships, and the way he went about it is kinda shitty. Me and wife had a period 3 years ago when there was no sex for 5 months, shit was fucked at work for both and there was never any time and she was tired and depressed all the time. It got better, always does.
>inb4 normie leave reeee-
I won't :^)
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>>24841305
>most men are still going for women in 2015
A damn shame.
>>24841320
>it was my friend not me
>>24840646
isn't it kinda retarded to ask for sex day by day??
the three times sure might not have been much but I think enough considering things could have really gotten tireing and stressful.. dunno
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>>24841346
>no sex for 5 months, shit was fucked at work
More like she was fucked at work :^)
>she was tired and depressed all the time.
Teehee :3
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>>24841382
Agreed. Also, people have different libidos, I doubt they ever had sex every day, not even in the honeymoon phase, so asking again the day after is kinda retarded and it just becomes nagging. Ask, if no wait a few days or hold off until you're off work or something.
At this point we already lost this fucking board.
It's gone to shit and I don't want to do anything because I can't do anything about all these literal faggots and females raiding this board.
It was peaceful back then but then again not really,
Maybe I'm thinking too hard about this.
But honestly this board has gone to shit, no casual threads that I can vent to and feel welcome, and too much shitty fucking threads.
But I don't hate someone for having been born a woman, I'm not dumb.
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>>24841320
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HOW STUPID CAN ANYBODY BE TO TWEET THAT
>>24841404
Very original. Considering she had only female coworkers at that place I'd be more upset that I didn't get to watch than the fact that it happened tbqh, can't really see it as kucking even if I try.
>>24839745
masculinity is dead
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>>24841390
this one is my favorite. most of these stories are obviously made up but the comments section are all genuine responses and this one shows how completely fucked up women are
>>24841320
kek, I fucking love when bitches get all surprised that they are being held accountable for their actions, "BUT I'M JUST A GURL, PLZ DON'T TREAT ME AS AN ADULT". Case in point, every bitch who has started shit and gotten a fist to the face right back and then starts crying like a child because surely no one would ever retaliate against daddys little princess.
Posting some oc
Also fuck you robot.
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>>24841461
>never experienced affection, love and cuddlings
KHV for life
I used to wonder what a kiss would feel like, not anymore
>>24840356
you can't change your age, but you can stop it dead in its tracks.
>>24841525
Also a little something I found in /co/
>>24839745
Pull a Costanza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRKIcafgu-4
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>>24841549
>/co/
Obvious bait, might as well have been /cgl/
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>>24840646
This is entirely the kek dude's fault. He's got a wife who's busy and blames her because he doesn't know how to initiate sex
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>>24841432
You can blogpost here, we could always use more greentext on this board if you got a good story to vent
>>24841646
Women are cruel.
>not hiding "women" from your catalog so you don't have to deal with shitty threads like these
What are you thinking?
>>24841763
He was a fucking beta retard too though, he should have either killed them or himself
>>24841793
Yeah but something got to me. The paranoia from my ex gf it hurts he wasn't even aware he was being kek'd tha hard he thought they were dating. I sort of know the feel of kek.
>>24841547
read it for the rageboner
>>24841432
I wonder where KHV can go without girls bothering them to boost their own self esteem?
Wizchan was a little too slow last time I went there.
>>24841845
>The paranoia from my ex gf
If you look in the mirror and don't see 6'2"+ and ~8" cock, why do you fuckers bother?
>>24841418
>females are still oppressed
They can literally get whatever they want. Anything.
>>24841922
they can't get a machine that turns doo doo back into food
wait never mind, that's dirt. they can get that
>>24841882
Well she was pretty tall aswell like 1m80 which is like 5.11' about the same height as me I just wish she didn't fool me like that making me believe she was innocent and stuf I was actually retty alpha guy next time I'll do better. Maybe.
>>24841957
>about the same height as me
That's nowhere near good enough, why the fuck would you think she'd stay?
>>24842005
i don't know, i just didn't think she'd call me late for dinner.
>>24842005
I don't know it only lasted 2 weeks anyway. I don't think it was about height I think she needed attention because she had low self esteem and me wouldn't be enough.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LQAfIAS.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>24842069
maybe me wouldn't be enough but me sure love cookie.
>>24841418
This thread is giving me fucking cancer.
>>24841246
>you will never have a crazy girl beg you to cum inside her or she'll call the cops on you
why even live
Guys i plan to take a womens studies class next semester for shits and giggles. What's the best way I can piss off all the feminist in the class? I want some A-1 material prepared to just blow them the fuck out of the water and hate me.
>>24842280
Have the stats on the wage gap vs. working hours by sex on hand and subtly lead them to the connection that women don't make as much money because they don't work as hard.
>>24842280
Depends on whether you need to pass. Don't fuck up your future for shits and giggles
>>24842124
Dude what?a
>>24842361
Ill for sure do that when MUH WAGE GAP gets brought up.
>>24842363
Taking a class that based on a social movement and ideologies and not agreeing with it is not grounds for failure. But it will probably be harder.
>>24841461
I see this one posted and I don't understand what the issue is. She's basically saying "yo, I keep getting virgin buyers that want something I can't actually give them, there must be something making older virgins more common, " which she's right. Whores are probably the most self-aware women around, they are at least aware that there's a transaction of sex for resources going on.
>>24842462
maybe it's the fact that she's noticing that it's becoming more common for men to have to pay to lose their virginity, because normal women are only interested in chad
>>24842280
Use logic, they won't be able to come up with a non-contradictory answer.
>>24841646
Did Keebler live? Did Elysia fuck jake?
I'd love an update.
>>24841110
>mental boyfriend
Oh sweet baby jesus
>>24842435
You can use this too, but with caution. You don't know just how far they will go to rationalize their failure and chalk it up to >muh patriarchy
>>24842361
>>24842435
>imaginary fantasy statistics debunking the wage gap
Nice rp virgins
>>24842280
Literally just not be Chad and exist
>>24842753
>Imaginary fantasy
If you wanted to bump, all you had to do was say so.
Is it true these video game women spoke before the UN? Is our entire world a fucking meme now? Why....just why would the UN do this?
>>24843021
I don't keep up with vidya news anymore, what's happened?
>>24842753
It's actually harder to find statistics proving a discriminatory wage gap. Once you look past "muh 77 cents" you find that there is no evidence to support men and women being paid differently in respective fields, which isn't in the womans favour.
>>24839745
>posted on b
stopped reading there
>>24843086
they spoke at the UN about online harassment and misogyny
>>24843131
After hearing that, I'm glad I don't follow vidya news anymore.
>>24841646
I think she's completely in the right here. Yeah, she's definitely a slut if she's getting dp'd when she's losing her virginity, BUT York is a pathetic beta orbiter who gets no sympathy from me. He must have zero self awareness, and he can't tell her who and who not to lose her own virginity to.
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>>24843100
>all this no evidence
>>24843021
>>24843086
they went before a UN subcommittee called UN Women where they essentially presented the case for censoring the internet and turning it into a giant safe space for women because of rampant misogyny and harassment
I'm paraphrasing here, but Zoe at one point said something like this
>It shouldn't be up to us to have to prove we are being harassed. Anyone can look at my twitter mentions right now and see it.
Basically she is saying she wants the United Nations to appoint someone to read her tweets for her and filter out the ones she doesn't agree with.
At one point Anita said something like this:
>Harassment isn't just death threats or rape threats. It's also the day to day grind of "you suck" and "you're a liar"
Obviously the idea of not being a liar who sucks has never crossed her mind. She genuinely believes she should be allowed to lie and never be accused of lying.
>>24839537
Every time I see this image a get a rock hard boner. Why does it turn me on so fucking much
>>24843237
>roastie getting super toastie
>>24843237
What would be satisfactory evidence for you?
I'm guessing any statement that agrees with your world view?
>>24841646
The sad part is York will get with her once she's a used up overweight cumrag with 4 kids
>>24843300
the butt/hips
>>24841246
>the convo
>the happy faces
Makes me laugh everytime.
Also, it's ALWAYS better to withhold info like that. Makes the satisfaction boner much more rigid.
Equality in the military
>>24843287
Why have we got to the stage where we can't just ignore these people? Nothing they say has any real significance on anything, who is allowing them to become important all of a sudden. When a kid starts throwing a tantrum you don't take it seriously you just go "yeah whatever" and wait for them to shut up, why aren't we doing that here?
>>24843507
tbqh at my basic, everyone tried to pawn off their shit on marches, not just the chicks
bitches at basic were basic bitches but I've found that the women above me in rank tend to be pretty good. I guess they either shape up or drop out of the military to be the whores they always intended to be
>>24843367
I never understood the wage gap calculation. If I work the same job as a guy, our paychecks should be the same. I mean if I needed to sign a contract waiving my right to have a child so they don't take off for "maternity" I would be willing. So what would be the difference? There should be no difference unless it is a different job.
How do they calculate this shit.
>>24843609
>How do they calculate this shit.
they take All Women and All Men's wages into the equation
the ~wage gap~ is used to imply that men make more for the same work, but what the data ACTUALLY shows is that higher-paying jobs are generally filled by men, so on average, a randomly selected person above a certain wealth bracket will tend to be male
but in reality, most people make about the same wages. there's not different employment contracts for men and women, and it's not like minimum wage is determined by gender.
another important thing to note is that more men suffer poverty. so it's not even like men on average make more; the distribution of wealth is just wider if you consider only men versus only women
it's like the old "glass ceiling" concept, women complain that they aren't becoming CEOs and high-powered brokers, but failing to realize it's because NOBODY is getting that high up.
>>24843609
it's something they make up.
>>24843609
They're calculating it on tax returns.
It's really stupid. Women work fewer hours, work less dangerous jobs, and work better hours. Throw all this together and you get women making "less" than men. I'm 25 years old in a job that makes $100k a year despite no college degree. Why's that? It has terrible hours, working out doors, it's dangerous, and you work on call. Guess how many women I work with? None.
The whole story should tell you that men are 10x more likely to die while working compared to women. Even though men and women make up roughly equal parts of the work force.
>>24840977
>yet sex is on her mind enough to have a log of every request
What? The husband made the logs not her
>>24843564
>Why have we got to the stage where we can't just ignore these people?
The honest to god truth is that they are professional victims; they earn money based on how much they claim they are being victimized. Anita earned $400,000 in donations last year, Quinn earns something like ~$3k/month in donations on Patreon. Randi Harper earns ~$5k/month on Patreon, and Brianna Wu earns ~$3k/month on Patreon.
As a result they are incentivized into victimhood so you see them doing stupid shit deliberately to make themselves targets, just so they can rake in some more money from internet white knights.
After the Umpqua shooting Zoe Quinn tweeted saying /r9k/ was the board that started GamerGate...
Just this month Brianna Wu's donations dipped from an all time high of $13,000/month (WHAT THE FUCK) down to just $2,700/month, so she has embarked on a campaign of false DMCA claims against people on YouTube who mention her in their videos.
Both of these actions are Machiavellian in nature, they don't really care about /r9k/ or about copyright infringement, they care about the controversy and "harassment" their actions engender, purely so they can use it to get more victim dollars. It's sociopathy writ large.
You're right though that people should just ignore them. Unfortunately, people call them out on the stupid shit they do without understanding that it's all about money.
>>24843237
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704415104576250672504707048.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christina-hoff-sommers/wage-gap_b_2073804.html
http://www.consad.com/content/reports/Gender%20Wage%20Gap%20Final%20Report.pdf
'ere ya go da'lin'
>>24840902
>"...I'm not making excuses, but..."
>"just sex "
>"I'm not a cheater. It's not part of my character."
Jesus Christ, got me GOOD.
I think I passed the test last weekend robots. I was handed it, I was handed what just a few years ago I would have snatched up without thinking and I turned it away of my own voilition.
I went to a bar because one of my old friends from high school is in a some local band and he asked everyone to come there and support him. I went, sat at the bar not really doing anything (only 19 so I couldn't drink) and I was approached by a woman, she looked to be about 25 or 27, distinctly asian but she acted like your average American woman, flirtatious at first "hi, you're a little young to be here" and such, asking me how I'm doing while I'm nervous as hell trying not to spill spaghetti at the mere thought of talking to a person at a bar, much less an asian milf who was getting uncomfortably close to me. She asked me what I was doing after the show, and if I could give her a ride home because "my friends all left and I'm too drunk to drive" and I said no. She tried to press the issue and I walked out and just left, walked around the block a time or two and decided to just pack it up and go home. The weird thing is, even though she personally hit many of my fetish flags and despite how a younger me would have jumped at the chance to be prowled on by a cougar I had to stay strong.
I could never do that to my waifu, I could never give my mana away to some 3DPD whore and still look her in the eye.
>>24842005
>eating
i don't get it, are they roleplaying as mum bird and her hatchling?
>>24843602
What branch are you in?
>>24841089
You can practically feel the pain emanating from that smiley face desu senpai
Still classic pic though, one of my first introductions to the kekoldry of tumblr, etc
>>24844011
>only 19
>thinks he's a robot
>>24839892
Woman logic. It's not about the laptop. It was never about the fucking laptop. The laptop is just a fucking proxy. It's all about PRINCIPLES.
It shames me but Anita's ass in this pic makes me full mast
>>24839537
>>24843300
They look really cute in this photo
>>24839537
Yeah, someone do porn of this.
>>24841534
>makes me feel bad
>and I don't know why
What the fuck is wrong with this people? This is beyond being a kekold, this is just flat out being a moron. Jesus.
>>24840902
This is hella funny and I applaud Jared for his shock and awe tactics but it was a bit overboard
>>24841200
2nd from bottom had my blood boiling first time I read it, and it has the same sort of effect again.
>>24840464
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>>24840902
wow she fucked with the wrong chad, I would have just killed her
>>24840902
>Then he just up and leaves with our cat. She's technically his but I have taken care of her and played with her enough that I was her primary caretaker and she definitely loved me more than my ex.
>>24843602
Basically this.
The only people I know who cherry pick the shitty women in basic, ignoring all of the shitters in basic, are most certainly not full time military personnel.
>female NCOs that are a bit sexy and very aggressive
>female officers who are a bit sexy and very peppy
>when you see a female in normal clothing and hair down, no other changes
>boner.
Damn I love the air force.
>>24841693
How do you "initiate" sex without rape?
>>24841292
this warmth my heart
>>24845302
>I have no social skills and no idea how to read sexual clues, the post
Sometimes you forget you're on r9k and shit like this hits you like a brick to the face.
>>24842156
this thread gives me corey in the house
>>24845302
by yelling,"Surprise!"
>>24841130
Oh I agree I really want them to ram my asshole until it's filled with cum and I get all kinds of genital diseases that really gets my dick wet.
