>tfw you sucked a dick and liked it even though you're not gay
>tfw you sucked a dick and regretted it
>tfw you hate sucking dick and you're gay
>tfw you're just a dick
>tfw you sucked a dick, liked it, regretted it, but did it again anyway
>tfw you ate pussy and liked it even though you're not a lesbo
Greentext thread? Greentext thread.
>Be 16, straight
>Parents are good friends with another couple, their son is 16 too
>His parents are absolute shit, they basically force him to sometimes sleep over at our place because they hate him
>We hung out sometimes
>One day went to the bathroom for a cheeky wank (parents were out) while he stayed on my desktop in my room
>Couldn't finish, too paranoid he'd come in or something
>Come back, he asks me if I was jerking off, I was pale as shit, but he laughed it off as a joke
>"A-Ahah, y-yeah..."
>"Anon, wanna watch some porn?"
>I say yes, even though I barely watched any porn at the time
>He puts on a video with shit quality of a guy fucking a girl on the beach
>Starts jerking off without even asking
>Thought alright, I'll jerk off too, but his dick was like 2 inches bigger than mine (I'm 5''), so I didn't want to
>He told me to jerk off anyway
>Both jerking off
>Looked at his cock a few times, he caught me every time
>Finally asked if I could touch it
>A bit reluctant but I grabbed it and started jerking him off
>Evolved into blowjob
>His dick was clean, so had a pretty bland taste despite it being a bit salty too
>Loved it, he did so too
>Came inside my mouth, I swallowed
Loved the experience desu.
>tfw kissed a girl and liked it
>>24839262
Are you still best of bros?
>tfw you want to suck a dick but you're not attractive so no robots will let you
>>24839360
Nah, he's in jail now.Having fucked up parents fucks up your life.
When VR is invented I will suck futa dick every damn day.
I will make the damn simulation myself if I have too.
>tfw my dad molested be but doesn't know i actually enjoyed it
>>24839384
>tfw no ugly robobf
>>24839360
>tfw no best bro who I sucked off once when I was a teenager
>tfw you will never do sexual things with your best friend out of emotional closeness and not lust
>>24839034
nahh stop lying to yourself, just confess you are homosexual you dumb faggot
>tfw starve myself regularly to keep my body thin and my tummy flat
>too scared to suck a dick
>>24839868
>tfw I used to do this but then I stopped and now it was all for nothing
I gotta lose like ten pounds if I want that twinky look back
Too much work
No one will love me anyway so there is little point
I just won't let it get any worse
Good thing I'm a straight girl or sucking dick would be wierd.
>>24839920
Yeah but then you don't get your own qt dick
>>24839933
this
there's no point in sex if there aren't at least two dicks involved
might as well just give up
>>24839933
>softly playing with your testicles
>watching and feeling your erection slowly growing
>rubbing your own package through your tight boxer briefs
Feelings girls will never know.
>>24839034
>even though you're not gay
>you sucked a dick
>sucked a dick and liked it
>you sucked a dick and liked it even though you're not gay
>even though you're not gay
>liked it
>not gay
>dick and liked
>sucked a dick
>though you're not gay
Yeah, nah.
>>24840096
Millhouse's face is so fucking punchable.
>>24839117
>tfw you get sucked
>be me, just transferred to a new uni
>been drinking way too much due to personal issues
>meet some people, invite them back to my room to drink
>mostly talk to this black guy, he seems cool
>we go outside for some reason cant remember
>he tells me hes gay, blew my freakin mind
>seemed so straight
>realize how drunk and lonely i am
>start making out with him outside
>we go back to his room and he starts giving me head
>feels oddly good man
>try to put it in his pooper but cant really stay hard
>end up just leaving
We're friends now he's one of my few friends at this school. I don't think I'm gay I was just really drunk and really lonely.
>tfw gave a "blowjob" to a girl's strapon and liked it
>>24839491
I very highly doubt that you actually want the former of those feels.
>>24840572
In a world where bisexuality does not exist, Anon is more confused than ever...
