I barebacked a hooker yesterday and came inside.
I was still wearing my clothes at the motel and only had my dick out. I put $50 on the nightstand near the door and told her I had a fetish for wearing my clothes while fucking. We started doggystyle and halfway through I pulled out, fingered her for a bit while I pulled off my condom with my other hand and then slipped back inside. She didn't seem to notice and I just went at full speed until I unloaded as deep as possible, then I zipped up and ran the fuck out of the motel while grabbing my $50 on the way.
Besides the chances of waking up tomorrow with bumps on my dick or something, how fucked am I that she/her pimp will catch me or some kid will find me 20 years from now?
I used a prepaid phone to contact her off backpage and she was in an entirely different city.
Why the fuck would you steal the money, you idiot?
Did you use seven proxies?
>>24836405
why not? $50 is $50
she was naked and I knew she wasn't going to be able to catch up to me considering how quickly I ran back to my car and sped off
>>24836389
that some alpha robot shit right there
You have AIDS, OP.
That's some alpha shit, nigger. GG
>>24836389
Sounds like you raped her :^)
*slow clap*
Are you telling the truth anon? You seem too nonchalant about it to be true. How did you come up with such a devious plan?
Also, did you leave any info at the motel reception? She might use that to go after you.
>take condom off halfway through, slip it back in
>nut deep inside
>steal money and book it
You are the king of mischief, OP.
jesus christ OP, You are my inspiration.
Time to make a trip to milwaukee from chicago to bang backpage sluts!
>>24836512
Bareback gone sexual 2015 funny compilation
>>24836636
cumpilation*
>>24836508
I paid in cash and used a fake name. They didn't ask me for anything to verify identity since it was a sleazy Super 8 Motel in a ghetto-ish side of town.
I was really just ridiculously horny and starting thinking how hot it would be to forcibly cum inside a girl without any real way of getting charged for rape or sexual assault.
Lmao I doubt they'd find you unless you gave them your full name or left your wallet, funny story tho
>>24836389
>tfw you've now valued your dignity at less than $50
It's like you want to make bad decisions OP
Nice con
>>24836664
do you want to rape, because that's how you rape.
If true that's p fucking good senpai, get yourself tested and pat yourself on the back for a job well done
>>24836736
its not rape cause she consented
>>24836763
did she say yes every 10 minutes?
>>24836763
I wouldn't call it rape but it's still pretty morally reprehensible. Still awesome though
>>24836775
>implying I lasted 10 minutes
I fucked with the condom for like 3 and then without I went as hard as I could and came as fast as I could as far in as I could.
>>24836763
>implying consent is not saying yes to every little thing you do in the year 2015
>>24836389
You should have left the money. Consider it a down payment on potential alimony, you sly motherfucker, you....
>>24836389
I've barebacked 2 prostitutes before adn I'm fine. I've told both stories on 4chan before. Never get many responses though--I guess people think they are fake.
Either way, typically the diseases you'd catch if you did catch something from a hooker would be bacteria like chlamydia or gonorrhea. It's possible you can get herpes if she had herpes but herpes doesn't always transmit. Chances you have HIV are extremely low unless of course you had a wound on your dick or something like that. As far as a child finding you 20 years from now...yeah that's not gonna happen. Doubt the hooker will get pregnant from one cumload in her and even if she was ovulating at the time of you cumming in her and she got pregnant--she'll definitely get an abortion. She probably already went and took plan b or she's on birthcontrol.
I'm fine, I've had chlamydia before but surprisingly not from a hooker. Never had anything else.
However, 50$ for full penetration? That worries me. Typically fat and old hooker won't go lower than 100$ for full penetration. So who knows if you had a pill popper or just a meth head.
My main worry for you is if she decided to go to a hospital and say that you raped her... rape kit would show your cum all up in her pussy and that her pussy had been recently fucked. I'd be more worried about that right there son.
I've done this before. The only differences being
>I didn't steal the money because I'm not a cunt
>I said the words "you're having a baby now" and then left
>>24836389
>>24836664
story is fake dude.
There are hookers that charge 50 bucks to fuck but they are usually heroin addicts in Thailand. Second, motels don't let you pay cash anymore bro. Not a single one of them anywhere let you pay cash. You need a debit/credit card.
>>24836901
>My main worry for you is if she decided to go to a hospital and say that you raped her... rape kit would show your cum all up in her pussy and that her pussy had been recently fucked. I'd be more worried about that right there son.
oh shit, this anon speaks the truth right here tb h
>>24836389
you can't run after you came it's supposed to calm you down and you'll feel a bit sleepy and heavy.
>>24836389
your a beautiful person and I applaude your endevours
Story is fake and gayoc
>>24836939
I agree with the first part, no way you found a proper hooker for $50 and not some diseased ridden ugly crack whore.
However I work at a "hotel", and we still take cash. Granted we are one of the few hotels that do, and it definitely shows in the type of guests we have.
>>24836389
She knew you took the condom off, and she knew you came inside her.
You have AIDS now, anon, congratulations.
>>24836901
Yeah, that's why you get a camera and actually film the whole thing.
Why would you incriminate yourself ? You don't actually, if she claims she has been raped and the police somehow finds you you have evidence that you took the condom off and left with the money, but that isn't rape. Unless for feminists, that's totally rape for them.
>>24837556
>"This condom is on for your protection, not mine"
OP confirmed to be a nigger. Also, enjoy your AIDS.
>>24837508
There are no rules in the ghetto amigo
And yes it was $50.
>>24836389
I don't believe this happened. Firstly, clients try this shit all the time and always get caught out. Secondly, if you really took the money her driver/security is going to beat your head in. Thirdly, $50 is way less than a callgirl on backpage would be charging - that's streetwalker price.
Source: I was a driver/security guy for an escort agency.
At least you could let her have the 50 bucks, call it future child support if you will.
If shes smart she can take part of your semen out and send it to a lab for checking. Shell find you.
>>24837866
>If shes smart she can take part of your semen out and send it to a lab for checking. Shell find you.
Yes, the gubmint keeps a national semen database - they take their samples on penis inspection day.
>>24837809
When did I say I went to a fucking escort agency?
I live in Orlando, Florida and found a $50 "rose" hooker in Tampa. It was the cheapest thing I saw on backpage. She drove to the motel by herself, I was already there so she didn't know what car was mine until I ran out.
>>24838036
Unless she was a drooling retard she would have had security, and he would have beat your face to a pulp before you even left the motel.
>>24838069
There was literally no one in the fucking car when she pulled up.
And considering $50 is apparently ridiculously low, maybe she was a drooling retard? It was like an early 20s looking spanish chick. If you don't believe me you don't believe me, but I did it and I'm just concerned about getting caught now.
>>24837300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzVLD6J_O8E
>>24838223
what kind of shitty old man libido do you have
after I cum I wanna go again immediately
>>24838004
top kekle m8
>>24836389
Depend on how much the pimp cares about $50 of if she even has a pimp. A lot of those backpages hookers are just whores who want to get paid for sex.
fake ass story but if you actually did cum inside her you're fucked because that's DNA evidence right there.
Also you can be tracked by the name you checked into the hotel with along with your payment methods assuming you did it by card or something.
>>24838161
doubt it
Early 20s looking spanish chick? Just $50? I dunno what it's like in the US but I'm going to take an educated guess and say she's some illegal immigrant desperate for cash and also entirely unable to ask the police for assistance.
I wouldn't do it again if I were you though
>>24838508
He said he used a fake name and cash at the motel.
And unless he's already a criminal, his DNA won't really help them find much right now.
>>24836457
This. Write a book op. Need more stories
