>mfw i dont know what the fuck i am.
normie, neet, robot, /b/ro, a fucking loser?
I'd say the safest best is just to say you're a fucking loser and a faggot
We should have an official robot test.
That's never gonna happen though, because we can't agree what's a robot, a normie, a cyborg, etc.
>tfw no gf and the only friends I have are my family
>tfw it's been like this for ten years or so
Maybe not complete robot. Just pathetic.
>>24835045
A robot is a virgin with no real friends. Someone who is too afraid to kill themselves but would die peacefully in their sleep if given the option. They barely contribute to society and have pathetic goals for the future.
ANYONE ELSE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT
>>24835085
answer me this, what do you call someone who has a girlfirend, a few good friends, but is a complete fuck up. has screwed up goals and fetishes?? just curious
>INB4 "faggit!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>24835157
I feel you, senpai.
>Okay with girls.
>3/4 good friends.
>Close with family.
>Failing University, too embarrassed/disappointed in myself to tell anyone.
>Taking antidepressants to "help me sleep."
>Regular breakdowns.
>Afraid to undertake anything artistic/creative because I'll just fail at it anyway.
>Go to bars/parties to justify drinking myself to death.
Dunno where I fall.
>actually identifying yourself unironically with internet memes
Don't do that
>>24835157
>>24835249
You are failed normies. That means you had potential and you fucked your shit up. Robots have NEVER had the chance to do anything like that. I've never even been to a party and I haven't had a friend since grade 4 when everyone was friends with each other.
I'd kill to be in your positions
>>24835296
Why? being a failed normie is worse. All I can think of are all the times I fucked up a chance with a girl or was awkward at a party. Now I'm sexually and mentally dysfunctional but I can remember when I wasn't
>>24835260
Any reason in particular lad?
(op here)
anon. you feel like you never fit in? say stupid shit. talk to much. look at yourself in disgust. wish that you could leave this world?. thats how i feel. i cant do anything right and im lazy as all fuck...my girlfriend deserves alot better. to be honest i dont even know what the fuck im doing right now. on the internet blabbering about my life. hahaah fuck me oh well
>>24835085
>A robot is a virgin with no real friends.
I live in a traditional asian society where everyone loses their virginity after marriage including our equivalents of chads and staceys. Am I allowed to be virgin?
>>24835157
>>24835249
spoiled delusional retards
it was kc tier
Is failed normie the new cyborg?