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>try analbation with a dildo that's roughly the same
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>try analbation with a dildo that's roughly the same size I am
>feels pretty good, feel confident that my cock can please a girl
>decide to try one a few inch longer and a bit girthtier than my penis
>feels 10 times better
>get depressed
fuck.
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Does it feel anything like taking a shit? Because if It does I'd legit go gay. I fucking love shitting.
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That's not how you have sex with a woman. You're doing it wrong.
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>>24832949
You know that small peak of bliss you feel when squeezing out a huge log? Think that but constant while it vibrates all the way to your cock
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>>24832949
Yeah it kinda does
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>>24832954
Closest I can get to it
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>>24832942
whats ur size senpai?
and the second dildo size?
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>>24833043
2nd this question
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>>24833098
>>24833043
4in hes
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>>24832964
that description makes me want to try it now, fuck you 4chan
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>>24832954
This anon
While your point may be true, there's a difference between how men experience stuff up their butt and women having stuff in their roast
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>>24832942
Where and how do i buy a dildo if i have maxed out my social anxiety and im fucking embarassed about buying gay shit?
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>>24833131
Stop trying to fight it dude
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>>24833104
:o

im bigger than you waheyyy
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>>24833174
>try 4" thin
>feels meh
>try 6" averageish girth
>feels ok, kinda good
>try 8" thick
>wow, feels pretty fucking good senpai, i love it
>try 10" thick as fuck
>HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS FEELING IS THIS HEAVEN SOMEBODY RAPE ME ALREADY GOD FUCK DAMN
f-fuck
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>>24832942
>>get depressed

>This is why I hate faggots because their desires are not only disgusting but 100% illogical
>Gets depressed that a bigger dick would please a woman
>Isn't depressed by the fact he's fucking himself in the ass
>You need, and I mean fucking NEED to kill yourself NOW!
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>>24833238
nothing wrong with putting things in your butt for pleasure

its not gay if you like women
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>>24833238
you're going to hurt someone with all those edges
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>>24833238
You need to learn how to greentext

>>24833208
at least you're not 5'6 + ugly with a 5 cock
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>>24833261
sure think, dildocus
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>>24833290
really, explain why its wrong
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>>24832942
Post pic of dildos

and butt
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>>24833238
>that greentext

Reddit or newfag?
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this could be (You)
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>>24833278
>You need to learn how to greentext
Its green fucking text there is no "know how" kek, the main point is that you understand what I'm saying (and you did).
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>>24833340
>this could be (You)
Don't have a vagina.......... don't want one either
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>>24833347
>the main point is that you understand what I'm saying (and you did).
Every ignorant retard who fucks up and has other ppl correct the problem, always says this line
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>>24833361
wat about this?
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>>24832942
Just sit on my dick and ride it, fuccboi.
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>>24833340
i wish ;)
pls post more
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>>24833238
ass play isn't gay, and wasn't historically considered gay - pic related, a brothel menu from the 19th century.

Straight men tend to lack any kind of positive identity for themselves, so they can only define themselves by what they're not. So since the gays started coming out, straight men had to set themselves apart from them by not liking what they liked. There was even a time during the 1960s and 70s where it was considered gay to receive a blowjob from a woman, because gays blew each other so therefore oral sex was gay.

Its stupid and insecure, and we're missing out on some earthshattering prostate orgasms because of it.

All that said, OP is a fag.

>>24832942
>feels pretty good, feel confident that my cock can please a girl

Firstly you're putting it in your ass, an ass is not a vagina. The size of vaginas can vary, like dicks. Any average sized benis will be fine for most women unless they have a monstrous chasm of a vagina. Likewise with asses, I had a gf who liked a finger in the butt, but couldn't handle a cock. Everyone is different and likes different things. All you've proven with your little ass experiment is that YOU enjoy having big cocks in your ass, there's probably nothing wrong with your dick
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>>24833309
>really, explain why its wrong
1. Anal sex is ineherently a disgusting act, you idiots can only live in delusion because we live in the age of douching, anus bleaching and condoms, think about what anal sex was in the past, which leads to point #2

2. Anal sex pretty much is the starting point for other sick and disgusting fetishes like scat, prolapse, salad tossing, fisting

3. Anal sex (being on the receiving end) is an act of submission (pic related), all submissive fetishes practiced by a male are homosexual in nature as submissiveness is a feminine trait.

4. Anal sex makes it easier to transfer stds, hence why fags have the highest concentration of HIV infections compared to other groups - http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/msm/

5. Homosexual for some reason end up with all these fucked up and sick practices:
Bug chasing (not shit this is real): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_n0IPsC7g
PNP (Party and Play): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_and_play

etc, etc, etc do I even need to go on, or will you guys just continue to live in denial, stop being a fag for your own good or just kill yourself.
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>>24833429
ew, tits
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>>24833378
Don't want to get fucked either, the best thing about being male is dominance, you get to be the fucker not the fuckee, that's why to be a male that allows himself to be penetrated (put into a position of submission) you are an illogical and sad pathetic fool, you've literally relinquished your birth right, the only thing exclusive to male enjoyment so you can be a fag, bravo, you ancestors would be proud.
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>>24833497
>if you havent been there before you should stay at home
FUCKING NORMIES
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>>24833499
I wrote the post above yours.

>3. Anal sex (being on the receiving end) is an act of submission (pic related), all submissive fetishes practiced by a male are homosexual in nature as submissiveness is a feminine trait.

I wouldn't be comfortable getting railed by a girl with a strapon at all, exactly for this reason. I don't really like being submissive. But a girl can finger your butthole while she blows you, and she's very much in a submissive role in that case.

The rest of your arguments are stupid.
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>>24833497
>Its stupid and insecure, and we're missing out on some earthshattering prostate orgasms because of it.

>If I have to choose between being a fag and orgasms I choose not being a fag, I don't that's even a hard choice, you must already be a fag if it is kek

>ass play isn't gay, and wasn't historically considered gay - pic related, a brothel menu from the 19th century
Ancient egyptians treated anal sex (being on the receiving end) as homosexual and/or feminine, also seen as a negative because it represented BEING THE SUBMISSIVE (pic related from this post: >>24833499)
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>>24833603
I really don't think you know how greentext is supposed to work.
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>close to 8.5
>afraid to put anything up my butt anywhere near that size
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>>24833586
>But a girl can finger your butthole while she blows you, and she's very much in a submissive role in that case.

Wrong idiot, you've deluded yourself, being penetrated itself is an act of submission because you have to LET that person inside you, when you penetrate a woman she has to LET you inside he, they have to SUBMIT, you have to submit your body over to her for penetration just as she does for you, you've literally just made yourself also a submissive, switching roles and alternating between them. (I'm not doing that shit, DOM 24/7)

>The rest of your arguments are stupid.
Yes, go on and explain why that is, even with all the cdc stats and statistics, the studies I cited, and all the sources, go ahead and now explain how they're stupid arguments, because from here it just seems like you're....................................... butt hurt ;)
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>reading facts
just do whatever the fuck you want
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>>24833778
I don't know who made that image, but you know when someone is a huge faggot when they go out of their way to redraw a female character as male kek.
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>>24833894
It's hardly "going out of their way"; all you do is draw an anatomically correct female form then stick a big meaty cock and balls where the vagina is.

This is why 2D traps are always, ALWAYS, hotter than 3D. No matter how early you hop on the hormones, a 3D trap is never going to have a completely convincing female body.
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how does this feel
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>>24833894
I don't know who you are, but you know someone is a huge newfag when a girl with a dick is something new to them.
>>>/out/
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>>24833894
let it take control
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>>24833238
>>You need, and I mean fucking NEED to kill yourself NOW!
Who are you quoting here??
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>>24833925
>It's hardly "going out of their way"

It is actually, there are so many already existing male characters, they only person you trapfags are deluding are yourselves, why the fuck are you drawing a female body just to put a dick that is the epitome of confusion.
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>>24833928
>I don't know who you are, but you know someone is a huge newfag
Never said it was something new, don't know how anything I said means its something new.

>a girl with a dick
Girls don't have dicks, you mean a man that looks like a woman
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>>24834032
>Who are you quoting here??
God ;)
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dream?
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>all these retards trying to break their sphincter
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>>24834179
>breaking a muscle
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>>24834179
>hes never tried it
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>>24834214
How does it feel?
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>>24834240
literally addicting.
if you aren't ready, don't do it.
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>tfw can't derive pleasure from anal
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>>24834285
What about it makes it addicting though? Surely it can't be any more addicting than masturbation.
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>>24834305
it's something you feel like you have to do and it sits in the back of your mind cause you know it's better than jerking your dick.
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>>24833648
>Wrong idiot, you've deluded yourself, penetrating itself is an act of submission because you have to LET that person engulf your dick, when you penetrate a woman you have to LET her take you in, you have to SUBMIT,
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>>24834333
>you know it's better than jerking your dick.
Can't tell if trolling or this much of a faggot that they've deluded themselves into believing this kek
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>>24834372
How do you know he's not just telling the truth? Have you tested it yourself?
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>>24834359
>>Wrong idiot, you've deluded yourself, penetrating itself is an act of submission because you have to LET that person engulf your dick, when you penetrate a woman you have to LET her take you in, you have to SUBMIT,

You and I both know your attempt to use my logic against me failed miserably kek, by your logic all rapists who forcibly penetrated women (asserted dominance) were actually being submissive, yeah, pinning someone down and beating them internally with your manhood is soooooo submissive (an act that is inherently "somewhat violent" and dominating), whatever you need to tell yourself to believe your faggotry baka.
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>>24834380
>How do you know he's not just telling the truth? Have you tested it yourself?

>Faggot: Killing yourself is better than being alive
>Me: No it obviously isn't
>You: How do you know he's not just telling the truth? Have you tested it yourself?

Why would anyone testing something that there is no "going back from"
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lmao at this autistic guy sperging out.
no wonder he lives here
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>2015
>people still terrified of touching their butt because they're insecure with their sexuality
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>>24834423
so if you get raped you are gay?
how is there no going back?
there is only finding a new pleasure.
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>you'll never lick a girl's asshole
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If you're not at least one bit submissive when having sex with a woman, you are completely unenjoyable, missing out on a lot of good shit, and turning the woman off from having sex with you again.

Hell, even to play the role of dominance to excite the woman is fucking pathetic, and is only done to excite the woman. (Choking, pinning her down, grunting)

I'm more obsessed with that intimate relationship/ pleasing each other beyond boundaries we've never reached.

but if you wanna convince yourself that your 2 pumps and premature cumming is how sex is properly done, be my guest
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>>24834423
roosnya go
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>male
>submissive
>like cocks a lot
>fantasize about being someone's personal fucktoy
>fantasize about being fucked in the ass and wish I had a cunt and big boobs
>these fantasies take up vast majority of my fap material
>including a lot of latex and bondage and such

however

>deeply afraid of men
>utter revulsion for body hair
>trust issues in general
>6', huge head and otherwise unfeminine aspects that make being a tranny a bad choice

Some conflicting feels there. Currently looking at buying a 11" dildo with a suction cup so I can ride it. My current 6" one feels too small.
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>>24832949
Yes it feels very much like taking a shit. In fact so much that the rare times that I do stuck something up my ass, I'm always scared that i just shit myself because it feels so similar.

Still for me all these fags have been cheating me. Anal masturbation does nothing for me (and it's not like I didn't try hard enough).
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>>24834472
So you want people to accept your gf fucking you in the ass by belittling people who have different sexual preferences?

This is what's wrong with western society fellow robutts
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>>24832954
Yes, the vagina is wider
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>>24834513
Sex involves two people; I'm making fun of your preference cause when all you think about is yourself you turn into a clown everyone can point and laugh at
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>>24834333

Romans 1:26-31

>26 For this reason wGod gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature;

>27 and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, ymen committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.

>28 And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.

>29 They were filled with all manner of unrighteousness, evil, covetousness, malice. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, maliciousness. They are gossips,

>30 slanderers, haters of God, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, without understanding, covenant breakers, without natural affection, such as can never be appeased, merciless.

>31 Which men, though they knew the Law of God, how that they which commit such things are worthy of death, yet not only do the same, but also favor them that do them.
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>>24834423
Hey man just because you can't look at penises without getting erect doesn't mean we can't. You have to be comfortable with your sexuality to do it.
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>>24834444
>so if you get raped you are gay?
>how is there no going back?
So I can "un-rape" myself then, you literally fucking say how there is no going back and you can't see it kek baka

>there is only finding a new pleasure.
The only reason you fags can derive pleasure from such an act is because you're submissive, you're into submissive shit, some of you are probably into S&M (being the M) or into c.uck porn, me being into dominating fetishes I can't get off to being a submissive pathetic faggot, there's nothing there to be aroused about for me.
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>>24834557
Can you fuck off back to reddit already
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>>24834472
>and turning the woman off from having sex with you again.
Nice bait, but try harder
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>>24834580
>comfortable with your sexuality
This statement is based on circular reasoning, it implies that sexuality is something prone to unwanted change and there something to be fearful of, you've already asserted that your world view is accurate so you can make idiotic statements like this and always be right because its circular logic, its a statement already based on your world view so when directed towards someone it makes sense to you, from my world view sexuality is just something you have, its binary (male, masculine, dominance) and (female, feminine, submissive), there is no in between, mixing and matching nonsense so I actually have no fear or nothing to be "comfortable about" because sexuality just is what it is.
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Since we're talking about gay shit, is anyone into chastity here?
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>>24834604
>Implying reddit isn't atheism central, or whore central.

>Implying reddit isn't full on degeneracy except for some few sections of the Christian boards.

You support faggotry?
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>>24834739
Wear a jailbird and a cb6ks, although I fucked up the dimensions on my jailbird and might have to get it fixed
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>he fell for the boi-pussy meme
>he fell for the anal masturbation meme
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>>24832942
HAHA LE FUNNY ANIME MEME XDDDD
DILDOES AMIRITE?
ANAL BOIPUSSY SNUGGLE SNUGGLE: 333
>>>/trash/
>>>/lgbt/
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>>24834486
Atleast he died doing what he loved
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>>24834486
A sad faggoty death for a sad faggot, how fitting.
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>>24832942
This is why you can't be a male and judge the experiences of women. Your ass is not a vagina. You also feel pressure more sensitively than touch because your prostate is the organ which, when pushed, causes pleasure. the feeling of being silled is more important to you than the feeling of what's inside because your ass doesn't sense touch like a vagina does, nor does it work the same way. A rectum does not bottom out and stretch, nor does it have the same nerve endings to sense the specific texture of something as opposed to its size and the overall general feel of something inside.
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>>24835445
You're trying to explain something logically to a faggot, that's so pointless, all they care about is being degenerates and filing their asshole up, he could care less about logic.
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>>24835216
So mad lmao
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>>24833043
7x5.5

8x7
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>>24833497
>free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather
I don't know what scuttling is but damn, that sounds fancy.
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>>24834739
I have one of these great for handsfree orgasms
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>>24834739
I have one but I don't like wearing it for more than a day. It doesn't stop erections either so I'm pretty disappointed
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>>24835660
It can if you tighten them up, youj'll still get an erection but it'll feel like dry humping
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>>24835688
It doesn't work because it just extends down the shaft and pulls tight against the balls. I wanted it to be restricted to the size of the cage and never get big. It feels like a waste of money now.
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ITT: faggots

Taking anything up the butt makes you gay
Just be a little bitchboi for the BBC since you love getting assfucked so much
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>>24833145
Bad Dragon.
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