>child has crush on you
>help them grow as an individual
>use their feelings to get them to follow through on homework assignments
who /FuncitonalMemberOfSociety/ here?
>step-sister cuddles with you
>don't get a boner
Everyday I am proud of myself for not being a sexual deviant like the low standard that is set on this board.
>going to college
>have a non roastie gf
>volunteer at church
>learning new languages
>don't do drugs because they're bad for you
>get a liberal arts degree
>go to grad school
>get a job in your field that you enjoy
>never have to be a computer engineer or program
feels good man
>>24830221
nice man, here's mine
>start hooking up with girl
>she says "no"
>stop immediately
>Be a total fucking failure
>that's ok success would mean nothing without failures
>realize I'm providing a valuable service to society by enabling people to be successful
Feels good yo
>good relationship with both parents
this a lot of kratom
>>24830197
>mfw I'm popular and seen as king of bants
>mfw someone got in a fight and was jumped by 3 guys
>>24830257
me too
>have chad friends
>chad gets a gf
>gets to feel better than me
you're welcome chad
>child has crush on you
>react pretty much the same way you would and with as much sperg as if it were an adult female
>try to somehow quash this while still refusing to acknowledge or confront it
>whatever, if this is just cute and snuggly and innocent, I'm all cool with it
>flirtation gets sexual
>nope.jpg
>sorry kid, nothing personal
>I'm not going in the fucking party van, no siree
>go for a policy of just avoiding
>feel like a piece of crap for hurting feelings, awkward as hell
>feel like a piece of crap role model anyway
>this is the 5th fucking time now that Satan has thrown a moody loli in my direction and tried to get me thrown in jail
>>24830262
>king of bants
hit me with your bants RIGHT NOW
only a true king would not need time to think or any subject to talk about
>wake up
>drink coffee
>go to work
>engage coworkers briefly
>hide in office
feel the functionality
>living life
>am not a nigger or a muslim
Feels pretty good.
>>24830197
>start a thread
>not a shitpost
>>24830328
It's at least a contribution to the board.
>go to a party
>don't make an ass of self
I don't know how i do it, I hate it.
>>24830197
>read opinions on this board
>take them with grain of salt but don't completely disregard them
>compare beliefs of other robots against my own
>through introspection refine my own viewpoints and come to my own conclusions
Feels good man.
>>24830197
>be ugly
>be socially crippled
>provide service to society by allowing people to compare themselves to me and feel better about themselves.
>>24830418
nice nice i Iike it
