>go to Maccas after a hot day at work to spend my wage.kekbuks on a cool beverage
>8/10 qt3.14 behind the counter asks "what can I get you anon",real friendly like
>my sleep levels are low
>I say "can I have a large chicken mcfloat,thanks."
>the fucking look on her face
>my fucking soul when
/R9K/, how do I talk to girls without completely autisming out?
Even everyday interactions I have trouble with.
Also general autism storys thread
>Last sunday
>regional election, I have to vote
>I go to the polling station with my parents
>Once in the voting booth, I panic, who the fuck do I vote for?
>I take a random piece of paper and I put it in the envelope
I should have taken my Valium
>not saying "sorry i'm completely exhausted" and chuckling
you had one job anon
>Chillin at home
>Mum walks in with phone
>"It's femanon from school"
>I take phone
>ihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg
>'hello who's this?'
>she replies "umm, I heard your mum say it was me"
>15 second long silence as I contemplate what just happened
>>24830264
Why did she call?
Maybe she wanted your D
>>24830334
She was asking about some homeworkshe's my cousin
>>24830199
Frenchfag?
>>24830716
yeah
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>>24830264
I actually chuckled. Thanks anon
Every time I go to get drive thru, I get a different person. I always get the same thing - a frozen coke float. They do them at BK or Maccas. Maccas always knows what I mean, but every time I go to BK, they have to fucking correct me.
I firstly kept ordering a frozen coke with ice cream on, since I didn't know the BK official name for it, and it wasn't displayed. They'd reply 'oh, you mean a chocolate chilla' condescendingly. OK, so I'm to call it a chocolate chilla? sure. I learned. Next time, I ordered a chocolate chilla, and they said "A what? Oh, a coke float?" And so it has now become that whatever I call it will be corrected. Sometimes they even laugh, especially because my accent is weird.
>heard the quesarito from taco bell is pretty good considering where it's from
>go at 11pm or so
>forget what it's called on the way there
>see quesa____ on the menu
>can I get a quesadilla
>pronounce like like kay suh dill uh
>okay 1 quesadilla (correct pronunciation)
>no I said a quesadilla
>right, 1 quesadilla
>i'm visibly annoyed now
>no, a quesadilla it's something different, it's right there
>that says quesdadilla
>oh
>sorry I'm meant a quesarito
>h-ha hait was really good. maybe I have shit taste but it was pretty fucking good
>>24829807
>implying you cant fuck her by saying this...
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>>24830199
Mate, go to the Tulleries and feed the cute duck couple, while eating Juliennes. That's all you need la.
