You die and come back as a ghost. What are the first things you do?
Try to find my dead ex-gf so maybe I can ghost kiss her ghost forehead and tell her I missed her.
haunt my whore ex, make her kill herself
then I will have absolved myself of all my earthly ties and will fade into the ether
>>24828885
What happened to her?
Blox
Spook some normies. Draw dicks on their walls while they sleep.
>>24828865
Create a thread asking for things to do.
>>24828865
Make people kill themselves by implanting bad thoughts into their head if I think they deserve it.
>>24828919
She killed herself, was facing academic probation and the crowd at her fancy liberal arts college had gotten her into pill popping, I think she was down to about 80-90 pounds when she died.
I mean, I don't know if she really counted as my ex-gf, but she was the closest thing I had to one.
shitpost on /r9k/ as a ghost
>>24828990
How do we know that you aren't a ghost already?
>>24828885
That's actually one of the sweetest things I've ever read on here or anywhere. It stirred something in my long dead robot heart.
Thank you.
>>24828865
Drive chads and normies who bullied (and chads and normies in general) me insane so they'll kill themselves. That and watch people sex all the time
Find depressed robots and save them from suicide.
>>24829861
If being a ghost is a better existence, which it probably is, you should encourage their suicide senpai
>>24829016
3spoop, ghost existence confirmed!
>>24828865
creep on grills amirite fellas
>>24828865
Probably rape ariana grande, what are the cops gonna do send their ghost busters after me?
>>24828865
Can I put my ghost dick in girls?
If not I'll just perv on all the women I wanted to fug
>>24828865
>implying robots who don't do anything when they're alive will do anything when they're dead
If there's a way for ghosts to browse and shitpost on r9k, that's what they'll do.
>>24828865
Haunt the fucking shit out of everyone I hate and make them terrified and miserable.
>White House is now possessed
>Kremlin kills itself
>Chinese President throws himself off a bridge because he can't take the scary skeletons anymore
Fap most likely
jack my spooky cock to people in public
scare the shit out of normies
