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I haven't masturbated in about a week now and lately I've
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I haven't masturbated in about a week now and lately I've noticed people are a lot more drawn to me. My family can't leave me alone now, which is extremely unusual. Is cum like some kind of anti-pheromone that keeps people at bay?
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>>24828459
They noticed you stop smelling like sweat and laundry detergent so they're not creeped out by approaching you anymore
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>>24828459
I don't get this no fap meme, is there actually something to it?
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>>24828662
Try it yourself and find out. It only takes about 7 days to start noticing... differences.
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>>24828459
also been 7 days since I came, and I too notice this, not so much now since I'm NEET, but in previous years its definitely noticeable. What probably happens is the opposite, when you go from draining your balls constantly to not at all maybe you body sends out pheromones, changes your aura, makes your voice and body language more masculine, and does some other stuff science can't explain yet that makes other people more drawn to you.
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>>24828703
I'm on day 6, and aside from literally 0 erections I feel exactly the same
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>>24828703
I start noticing difference after only a few days, and the mark for when I notice the biggest shift is around 3 weeks or 20 days in. Unfortunately though, 24 days is my maximum, so I never got to experience it much. There is still time this year though to go a week beyond my no-cum record.

>>24828662
will make a bigger difference if you actually have a severe masturbation and/or porn addiction problem, and there are different ways of going about it. What I'm doing is no-cum and no porn videos, others completely eliminate any edging or looking at pictures on 4chan.
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>>24828873
how often did you fap previously?
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>>24828880
>will make a bigger difference if you actually have a severe masturbation and/or porn addiction problem

This.
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>>24828873
He said seven days retard
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>>24828459
No they probably had someone hack into your computer to see why you are so fucked up and now they are trying to make you think that by not masturbating magickally good things start happening to you.
Tell them to get fucked.
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>>24828888
about once a day
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>>24828703
Day 3 I start getting half boners just looking at women, I start eye fucking all of them, and I stop caring how obvious my glances are.
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>>24828962
>2:01:1
So that makes sense, pretty normal, I would often fap like 7 times a day
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Lol nofap shills still shilling this bs.

>Stop fapping so you become more dependent on women
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Testosterone spikes at around Day 7 if you haven't cum.
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Masturbation is fine, it's the loss of semen that is bad. Semen is life essence. You can masturbate, but you need to develop a method so you don't ejaculate upon orgasm. With retrograde ejaculation, the semen doesn't leave the body, and returns to the brain, healing your blood.
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>>24828888
We have witnessed.
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>>24829063
That's just science.

>>24829027
>more dependent on women
>pumping and dumping is dependence
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>>24829027
Your retarted. If you go on bbcom an dPUA forums you'll see normlachads talking about how it makes them more motivated to 'go out and get pussy' if they deprive themselves from certain things, but for true robots, no-fap is more about distancing ourselves from the whole idea of sex and the sensations of it to move closer to wizardry.

>>24829029
I read this before, but no doubt its different for different bodies.

>>24829063
>retrograde
Is that when you like cum into your bladder or something. I just edge without cumming, and if I want to redirect kundalini energy up from the sexual chakras I just pull in root lock and do various breathing exercises.

If as I go longer without cumming and don't have a wet dream yet and find myself very horny, I think I'll just get on my knees, and pull in the rectum while doing a few minutes of breath of fire.

>Semen is life essence.
I'm not sure about this exactly, but what is certain n is that the physical process of ejaculating seems to put me on a lower level of cognitive and spiritual awareness. I read some of david Deida once and he even suggest not cumming during sex. I have mastered the tantric sex breathing where you have like an orgasm in your brain by redirecting energy up your spine, but I neglect to do it often because its so powerful a actually pass out for a few seconds.
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>>24828946
extreme broscience right there
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I hope not. I always wipe a bit of cum on my clothes after cumming hoping the pheromones will attract women
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>>24829120
Why dump when you can just keep pumping?
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>>24828988
ifym

I'd still fap even if my dick hurts when I get hard
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>>24829243
>doing a few minutes of breath of fire

This is a breathing exercise I assume. How does it work?
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It's just your testosterone going up. This in turn effects your gait and demenour. Also not fucking with your prolactin levels helps with your overall mood
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>>24829243

>all this bullshit
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If i dont masturbate, after like two days I just get ridiculously hard at several points throughout the day.
Like, hurting in my pants hard.
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ive been nofap for about 2 weeks,

no change.
just super horny all the time.

Just finished lurking /gif/ for some porn, didnt wank but really fought the urge to.
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>>24828459
Please would you guys STFU about this nofap shit, I at least expect r9k to remain logical even with this normie infestation, anybody who believes this shit to be true is a complete retard, you don't magically just attract more women by not masturbating, and if it was related to pheromones retards why the fuck haven't scientists utlized this knowledeg to make a product and make billions off of desperate men, they already created porn, penis enlargement pills, erection time pills, etc, you stupid fuckers really think they wouldn't be using this nofap test to identify the exact hormone/pheromone/etc and create a product?

>Is cum like some kind of anti-pheromone that keeps people at bay?
This would would fucking make sense if everytime you came you slathered it on your body like lotion, baka you seriously can't be this stupid, how do you idiots get so caught up in placebo's and coincidences. When I see a guy who stops masturbating and that results in him getting random dick sucks from women passing him by on the streets (like women literally can't resist) then i'll try this unscientific bullshit, until then, its a waste of time.

Off to go masturbate now kek
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>>24830003
This is how addicts react to threads like this.

Its like being a stoner with stoner friends and one day packing it up. They alll suddenly hate your guts because you don't want to dude weed lmao anymore
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How often is too often to fap?

I usually fap about once every two days. What's the average?
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>>24830051
>Its like being a stoner with stoner friends and one day packing it up
You just compared something that literally causes brain damage over time to something that has no side effects other than your deluded unproven "anti woman shield"

I don't do any drugs, don't drink alcohol, don't smoke, because its illogical, has many side effects (many that kill), and very few benfits. Masturbation relieves stress, feels good, and has NO NEGATIVES other than the percieved invisble forcefield you idiots talk about, again why haven't scientists capitalized on this if its so true, they capitalized on men having small penises, they capitalized on men having eretlie dysfunction, they capitalized on men being horny (Ironic for me to say this since I masturbate, but porn is free these days so that business is kinda a failure kek), why the fuck haven't they capitalized on this oh so obvious "no fap science", none of you morons ever think of this or are you so caught up in the placebo and your delusions (common sense is not so common these days)
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>>24830064
>once every two days
that sounds like the average. average robot is probably like 8 times a day or something
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>>24830139
>average robot is probably like 8 times a day or something
Average robot should go be a pornstar, 8 times wtf, the "cooldown" on my masturbation "action skill" is too many hours kek, wouldn't that shit hurt.
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I dont masterbate...is that the reason people like me at first glance?

>inb4 thats impossible.

Im a schizoid. I dont have sexdrive
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>>24829314
I love you, r9k
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>>24830210
>inb4 thats impossible
It is impossible unless you are on some drug fucking up your natural hormonal and/or neural activity.

>schizoid
Meaning - "denoting or having a personality type characterized by emotional aloofness and solitary habits." - WTF does this have to do with not having a sex drive kek.

Also
>No sexdrive
>On r9k
Why the fuck are you here again, on the board that basically revolves around men and their problems associated with having a sex drive......
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>>24830274
Just because i dont enjoy jacking it means I want to die alone.

Also most people here horney as fuck just cant score.
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>>24830158
>he has a cooldown period
>he cant maintain a strong erection and continue after finishing
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>>24830313
>Just because i dont enjoy jacking it means I want to die alone
I cant tell what you're saying here at all kek

Anyways pron finished dload, brb
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>>24829314
What ever you think works man
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>>24830274
Schizoid are also asexual senpai.
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>>24830274
This board wasn't always like this. Some still come here just to shoot the shit with other loner guys. That's why I'm here.
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>>24830333
>he has a cooldown period
Every man has one

>he cant maintain a strong erection and continue after finishing
I can continue, and the erection does stay, but I'm not some fag masochist whose gonna jerk a hurting dick. Also a lot of guys probably don't know, but how you masturbate determines how many times you can go afterwards, if you masturbate with your dick pointed upwards the orgasm causes a strain on your dick (obviously, simple physics) and it usually hurts if you continue to masturbate, if you masturbate with your dick pointed forwards it causes less of a strain so you can do it multiple times.

if you masturbate even when it hurts then you're probably some masochist fuck who is into submissive fetishes kek
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>>24830210
doug?
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haven't jerked off in like 5 days, only thing that's different is that anything vaguely sexual gives me a raging boner no matter where I am
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>>24830064
I do it about 1-2 times a day. Around like 3, it starts to hurt. Gotta take a day off every few weeks though. Think mind gets kind of exhausted if you don't.
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>>24830422
>Schizoid are also asexual senpai.
I think you mean a schizoid CAN BE asexual, nowhere in the definition (none that I've seen) implies asexuality.
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>>24828888
cute quads familie
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How do I know if I have schizoid personality? I don't want to go to a doctor.
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>>24830460
Read more than the wiki anon. Its in many diagnostic criteria. Id link but im on mobile.
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>haven't masturbated in a week
>riding the bus
>get a boner from the bus going over potholes
>it's my stop
>get up and try to walk off
>my dick is firmly in place and rubbing against my pants
>every step rubs my dick
>almost cum in my pants on a busy city street
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>>24830476
Google it and dont half ass your honesty to be a special snowflake.
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>>24830444
>he feels pain from doing this

get your dick checked out it shouldn't do that senpai
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>>24830510
>>24830532

You mean the DSM entry?
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>>24830446
No Damien sorry sempai
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>>24830570
Dsm is fine but flawed. I know from the community of schizoids and schizophrenics.
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>>24830605
What should I read then?
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>>24830608
Browse community dorums and get the low down. Compare yourself and be obsereved. Takes time.
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>>24830555
>get your dick checked out it shouldn't do that senpai
I think you misread or misinterpreted what exactly what I said, not going to bother explaining it though because you just seem like a troll.
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>>24830627
>Browse community dorums and get the low down. Compare yourself and be obsereved.

Sounds like the antithesis of schizoid behavior imo.
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Stop trying to diagnose yourselves with disorders you dumb fucking tumblrinas
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>>24830333
>>24830444
>>24830555

>trips reply to trips and they count upwards
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>>24830639
I'm not dumb. I have a 105 IQ, which is quaintly above-average, and I did well in school.
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>>24830654
Kek, I'm 444 (glad to be part of history), that animation style looks like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
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>>24830638
Schizoid doesnt equal not doing and learning. You are similar to a sociopath but with half assed emotions. Way too blunt and are narsassistic and a loner.
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ITT: Trolls, placebo and generally people of limited cognitive capacity.
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>>24830679
>animation style
fucking christ

it IS jojo's btw
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>>24830064
i fap around 3-4 per day
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Fucking hell, man. I wanked like six times today before it was even noon and now I'm tempted to go at it again.

Guide me, brobots.
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>>24830736
>fucking christ
Alright then art style mother fucker kek

>it IS jojo's btw
If another anime comes out i'll watch it, but that shit is too flamboyant and gay to invest time to read the chapters kek, Dio was the best character too, so when he died I was pissed, its the equivalent of Aizen in bleach dying (end of show).
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>>24830794
consider suicide desu
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>>24830794
>>24830827
this a thousand times
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>>24830730
ITT: The Effects of not staying up an extra hour to masturbate.
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>>24828459
You're ever so subtly desperate to cum, which makes you slightly more confident. You're probably acting a little more energetic and sunny than normal, which in turn people like.

Also I noticed that if you are wanted by other girls, other girls will want you too for no reason.

Some girl is into me, and has been pretty clingy to me, my roomate has noticed and she's been around me more, a little clingy too, even though she has a boyfriend. Its just how girls are wired, they want what they cant have and they are wired to be jealous for everything.
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>>24830827
>>24830852
Tell me where anything I said there was false ;)
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