You get to have 3 questions answered, any possible question you can think of, which questions do you choose?
No jokes. No memes please. No trying to be clever/cute with psychological shit like "hurr what's the next question I'm gonna ask." Go to reddit if you want that.
>>24827362
Will humanity ever shed the thing that makes them a threat to not only their species but the entire world?
What happened at the end of the Sopranos when the screen cuts to black?
Did my childhood friend ever see me as potential romantic partner at any point?
>>24827362
>Is there an afterlife?
>Why does human life exist?
>What is the secret to power?
'What is, word for word, the most comprehensible answer possible for you to give to the question my knowing the answer to which would facilitate to the fullest accomplishment of my life goals as defined by my conscious, intentional behaviour I have been displaying since adulthood as opposed to as defined by the evolutionary instincts of my species or the social priorities of the social groups I belong to?'
>>24827362
will i ever be with her again.
will she die happy.
will i die happy.
>Has, will, or does "life" as humanity defines exist anywhere but Earth?
>Is there an afterlife?
If answer to Question 2 is No
>How do we achieve immortality?
If answer to Question 3 is Yes
>How does one assuredly enter the afterlife?
Will I ever prove myself in battle?
Will my next incarnation be better than my current?
Will I ever master astral projection?
What happens when you die?
What are the winning numbers for the next jackpot over $100M?
In simple terms, what is a mechanism by which biological aging in humans can be stopped without harming them?
>>24827659
No
No
No
Look at the mortal with the dumb questions. Look at him and laugh.
>>24827714
Yes
As of now, no.
Not in your lifetime.
>>24827715
Your next life awaits.
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tiny machines that capable of regenerating your telomeres.
>>24827758
they are simple question yes but not that dumb.
i know i will die happy anyway.
heaven is waiting for me
How much time do I have to think, I could probably think on this for a year
>>24827362
Will I ever have a family?
Will I join the military?
Will I become successful in life?
>>24827886
No
Yes
You will be a hero
>>24827957
confirmed for shit-tier god
a good god would have said yes to "will I ever have a family?" because everyone has a family by being born
>>24827362
When will I die?
When will I be reborn?
Will I ever escape the cycle?
>>24827994
>because everyone has a family by being born
Everyone *has had* a family, and everyone *can* have a family as long as one is fertile or can adopt, but not everyone *has* a family.
How is it that you can know all this?
Can the future be changed?
Will the european race die out?
>>24827362
Is there any use to my current existence?
Will the afterlife look like your pic?
Is there a way to make fantasy worlds real?
>>24827994
You asked "WILL I ever have a family?". That implies you're asking if you'll have a family in the future. The answer to that is no.
>>24828011
Soon.
Soon.
No one does.
>>24828021
Time in all forms is cyclical.
All outcomes have been written.
Yes.
>>24828033
No.
Unknown.
No.
what's my first name?
>>24827362
Is there any point to existing and if so what? or is existence simply what we make of it?
Is there universal morality or is the universe indifferent to suffering, or is there something completely different?
How do I find purpose?
