>Walk into park
>see this
what do
>>24827058
kick his balls as hard as I an and run, of course
Probably plow him in the ass, to be honet.
>>24827058
Ask him politely to put his pants back on, as it is a public park, and not wearing pants is inappropriate.
>>24827085
how bout now
>take off shirt and pull down pants
>lay down on adjacent rock
>>24827115
I stand by my statemenet. I would probably pull my pants down and penetrate his anus until I ejaculated.
Its my understanding theres an age-old meme that says exposing your testicles will increase your testosterone so i can at least say i've been tempted to do the same
but do that shit in your backyard
>>24827118
>Hey bud, you ready to prep the bull?
What are those
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
His penis is actually imploding with each post
Impressive.
>come sit a spell or nah
>>24827058
>Spray my golden shower on his face and body to assert park dominance
>>24827158
mmmmm ok
>>24827058
Fucking Snorlax get out of the road. :(
>come upon him in the clearing
>remove his shoes
>cum on his feet
>Scream at his dick
>Kick it
Why the fuck do dicks look so fucking horrid
>>24827309
Dang, he's a big guy.
>>24827250
Is it still NSFW if you can't see any genitals?
>>24827386
Fucking tripfag normie can't even take the look of a quality cock get out of my thread
>>24827250
>mfw imagining running around him slapping him on the belly and him being too slow to do anything about it
>>24827165
I understood that reference anonmemememememememememes
>>24827058
>>24827115
>that penis
jesus fuck
ask him if he's okay
