SERIOUSLY why don't you guys just date catholic girls?
>loyal
>date for marriage
>virgins though some might not be, they have slept with a low number of dudes
>conservative, and hot as fuck
> want a single family home with man as the leader, proud of their beliefs
> feminine as fuck
pic related
Seriously though catholic girls are literally god tier
>>24826958
>>24827177
I used to think this when I was naieve. Now I know that Catholic girls are just as slutty as others, they just rationalize it differently. For protestant sluts its, "oh em gee im christun but its 2015 and jesus didn't mean what he said like totes."
For Catholic sluts its, "I am a virgin because my holy hole has not been penetrated. But handys don't count, swallowing jizz don't count, and the poophole is the loophole."
But its a nice fantasy, OP.
>>24827675
*naive
>forgets the most important thing
they're members of the one true faith
nothing is better than eternal life with your loyal wife
>>24826958
>tfw no nordic catholic bf with whom to crusade
why live
>>24827690
>tfw protestant chattel just dont understand
>>24826958
>loyal
Someone didn't go to catholic school
>>24826958
Where do I find them
>>24827675
nah man, thats only the ones who are 'catholic' but aren't truly catholic inside and don't actually believe the doctrine itself
kinda like those sorority girls who think they're fucking angels for running some philanthropy fundraiser for niggers with cancer in africa or something
a real catholic girl, who truly believes the faith will be like the one OP said
it'll be hard as fuck to love her though unless you yourself believe
my parents are catholic as fuck and i've never seen them once fight and they've been married happily for 30 years with 3 kids- successful family if you ask me
>>24827675
but real catholics girls don't really say or do those things
They believe that all sex is immoral until marriage, and Catholics believe sodomy is a sin equal to sex, also oral sex is a sin
>>24827757
go to mass
just literally go to a local catholic church service on sunday, might be boring, you might like it if you dig philosophical stuff
as long as you go there with some open ears you'll grasp some useful life tips senpai
don't worry about the girl, god will provide
get involved
religious girls are probably the most stable girls i think
>>24827757
catholic youth, and young adult events after the events they go out to drink alcohol, and their is always a higher ratio of women to men.
also everyone is really fucking nice, and the church encourages the relationships
>>24827760
>it'll be hard as fuck to love her though unless you yourself believe
You have it the wrong way around.
No, its actually really easy to love dedicated Catholic girls. They're great. Its hard for them to love you.
I was head over heels for a Catholic babe in college, and wasn't a fedora tipping atheist, but she wasn't interested. She got with a Catholic Chad. I'm not kidding, there were plenty of beta Catholics to go with but the sexual dynamics are the same no matter her background.
![1449110434228[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FlV52Ss.jpg "1449110434228[1].jpg")
>tfw protestants go to, "church."
I only date losers. Having a religion you follow loyally means you have your life together.
>>24827769
They just rationalize it away. And confess, etc.
>>24827769
That is the belief. But that really doesn't mean they won't do it. Confession is so nice.
>>24827808
>catholic youth
>>24827757
Exactly this senpai. Any kind of group. I find youth groups to be kinda lame desu senpai but there are always chicks there
most of them are cuties too
women have always been more religious than men, throughout history
and its easy to date them, just get to know them
be yourself around them, to catholics relationships are about accepting people for who they are with their strengths and faults senpai
just don't expect to get laid unless you marry, but if you just want companionship and someone to care for and be cared by, go for it.
>>24827826
that goes without saying for any woman
feels man feels :'(
Catholics don't care too much for condoms
>>24827905
I liked her so much too, I wince when I think about how into her I was. She probably mocked me to her friends and all that shit.
>>24827956
>tfw your faith literally promotes rawdogging
>>24827956
You mean the church doesn't care for condoms. The VAST majority of catholics use them anyway.
>>24826958
Have you guys actually met a catholic in real life? Most aren't serious about it. We show up to church on Sunday and mostly forget about it Monday through Saturday.
>>24828044
I'm a moral guy everyday, I never clock out, but I do make mistakes
Catholics are the Jews of Christ-followers
>Love gold and extravagance
>Many catholic powerholders
>Secret magic
>lots of ridiculous holidays
>chanting
>>24827826
>catholic Chad
>even God prefers Chad over you
>>24826958
Catholics are sluts.
If you want a pure gf, you must seek a mormon waifu.
>>24828087
why stop at just one ?
>>24826958
>Hurr my thread got saged on /pol/
>guess ill post on /rk9/
Fuck off and die faggot
>>24827956
The marriage counseling my parish provides had this whole thing on documenting the fertility cycles of women so you can find out when you can fuck and not have kids. Safer than condoms, apparently, and a lot more enjoyable.
>>24828131
>not saved
>clearly butthurt
>>24828131
I was excepting you, thanks for the bump
smuganimeface.jpg
I don't want to marry a woman like my mother.
I like the appeal of Catholic girls, but I hate my mother.
>>24827177
>literally god tier
i get it
>>24828161
>Safer than condoms
Are you retarded?
>>24827865
Insincere confessions don't count :^)
>>24828287
found the non catholic
>>24828261
In terms of birth control, not STDs, and notice I said apparently, as I haven't looked into this at all
>>24828161
That method is so fucking unreliable, its borderline disingenuous for them to say its safer than condoms
>>24828254
I was waiting
>>24828087
Nah mormons do the same thing of "anal doesn't count"
Dating based on religion should be based on you not her
>>24828294
Yourself? A confession without any genuine intention to repent isn't valid.
>>24826958
Wrong.
Source: I went to a Catholic school.
baka desu senpai, I tried but then I failed, theyre just as shallow as any other run of the mill sloot.
Besides, who wants to be a kek for religion?
>>24826958
Lmao you must have never met a Catholic girl. They're all sluts. If you want a "pure wholesome" girl you're going to need to find a jew. Although jew girls are the must annoying.
>>24828316
No, that's terrible and wrong. How could you think such a thing unlessyou're a virgin.
>>24828342
It was a joke. But were you just assuming that people who frequently sin have a less genuine intention to repent? I dont follow your logic. Theres really no way to gauge the legitimacy of ones intent, and its not like theres some limit to how much you can sin and confess.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tell me about it. I live in a 97% catholic country. They surely are pure and virginal desu senpai:^)
>>24828390
I have no trouble believing that there are plenty of very poorly catechized Catholics who think going to confession without intending to never do the sin again means it's forgiven. And yes I imagine someone who commits the same sin frequently has a higher chance of being less than genuine when they say they want to repent.
I'm not a fedora-tier atheist, as I keep that shit to myself, but I couldn't imagine waking up every Sunday to go to church and listening to some guy preach about god. I just can't do it.
Also, the blonde in the back looks like she's 40.
>White women
>Aging
A steady diet of Chad's semen, alcohol, drugs, and tanning does not help.
>>24828442
Agreed. With a belief system as old as Catholicism, there are bound to be an enormous amount of, "cultural catholics," who go through the motions without ever truly evaluating themselves/trying to improve.
>>24828497
An enormous amount of legitimate catholics are okay with not going to mass every sunday. That being said, if you dont like thinking about God, dont date a catholic girl.
>>24828596
>legitimate Catholics
>okay with not going to mass
Any legitimate Catholics know that skipping mass is a mortal sin. Cultural Catholics that don't give a fuck will have no issue doing it.
>>24828497
but catholic churches are cool as fuck pic related
>>24828698
>catholics literally worshipping Zeus, god of olympus
You can really notice the pagan parallels.
>>24828131
>having this much time on your hands
>being mad about someone posting on a mongolion cartoon coloring book and paper folding anonymous diary
>>24828757
Top fedora, tell me what you found in Leviticus today :^)
>>24828757
bait or mentally retarded?
>>24828044
Then why do it if you aren't serious about it?
>>24826958
Even if she's a fucking Jehovah witness, she'd still choose Chad over any of us robots, you dense motherfucker.
Because like every other human being on the fucking planet, they don't want me, no one does.
Also you are a faggot and a idiot.
Most Catholics are like every other modern Christan, at least in the US. Plus the Catholic church is dying, and has declining membership year after year for the past few decades.
>roommate was dating a devout christian girl
>made him go to church every sunday
>dressed like a nun
>only watched "family-friendly" movies (meaning movies for kids)
>complete chatterbox, never shut the hell up
>got upset if anyone used foul language
>still cheated on him with another guy
>he never even got to fuck her
The big dealbreaker for me is having to get up early on a Sunday.
>>24828161
holy fuck we've got a LOONEY
top fucking kek
thanks for entertaining me
My experience is that Catholic girls are either prudes and kind of religious, or extremely kinky and fucked up. One Catholic girl I knew later went on to be a fulltime sub and, her words not mine, a "painslut"
Even the Catholic girls I didn't fuck confirmed this to me. Something about the Church just makes them cockwhores of the most excellent degree. If a girl tells you she's catholic, she's either telling you no sex before marriage or stick that thing in every hole she's got.
Deus vult, my friends.
thanks for the laugh OP
I can totally relate to >>24827744
>>24829950
It's not hard to figure out. Either they abide by the rules, or they actively rebel against them by slutting around.
>>24828161
it's called Vatican Roulette, don't play it
>>24827769
>but real catholics girls don't really say or do those things
well then real catholic girls are history or fictional
Russian Orthodox here.
Enjoy your used up sluts who took a thousand dicks in all holes except their vagina and were patted on the head for doing so.
Seriously, being Catholic means jack shit.
As a rule thumb, if a girl calls herself Catholic she most likely is twice as slutty as a non Catholic.
Also Catholics are keks and endorse homosexuals even though it is explicitly stated in both new and old testaments to knock it off.
See ya later, Kekolics.
>>24826958
They are usually ugly and they are no fun.
>>24827826
This. Fucking this. Any faith big enough will have the Chads and Chadnots
>>24831345
How's the LARP meet-ups been this year?
>>24831345
And yet Orthodox Christians are cuc.king their church out of new members
Catholic girls aren't like that at all. There are only two types of women who aren't whores yet: Muslims that do not live in the west (Muslims that move to the west are instantly transformed into whores) and Mormon girls.
To get either, you'd probably have to convert, and I doubt many Muslim guys over the the Middle East would be thrilled about seeing a western devil drilling some brown pussy, so going that route is literally dangerous. Mormon girls are the safer route, but it really depends how devoted they are to their religion. Some think certain types of sex is ok and they remain pure, some think all sex is bad before marriage. The latter are the pure ones, the prior are probably just as dirty as your run of the mill western slut.
>>24831570
>Hurr why don't orthodoxfags invite niggers and religious-spectrum explorers to be part of their church. Why do the people who have no respect for custom, ritual, and elders not want to join orthodox.
>>24826958
top left one looks inbred
if they're not wearing headscarves they ain't true catholics
>>24826958
thats all nice and all, but it worries me that they need to be indoctrinated to not be garbage.
and most are sluts anyway
>>24831634
Yes fag you should. The church is open to everyone. At least that's the what the Orthodox Church claims. It's one of the 4 marks of Christ's church
>>24826958
>SERIOUSLY why don't you guys just date catholic girls?
Good idea OP, I'll stop turning down all of the Catholic women who are attracted to me.
I don't believe in the church to start with.
Beside christian are inherently the most pretentious jackass I've ever met.
>>24826958
>some might not be
>>24826958
THEY CHEAT
THEY ALL CHEAT
RELIGION STIFLES THIS BUT IT DOESNT PUT AN END TO IT
THEY HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A CHILD. DADDY BUY ME THIS DADDY BUY ME THAT OMG :( YOURE SO MEAN TO ME :( :( :(:((:((
THEYRE ALSO BASIC FUCKING BITCHES THAT DONT HAVE ANY INTERESTS OUTSIDE M-MUH GOD, M-MUH POP CULTURE and M-MUH COCK
>>24832183
HUMAN NATURE WILL 99% OF THE TIME OVERCOME SOCIETAL/PHILOSOPHICAL/RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
PEOPLE DO NOT POSSESS STRONG WILL
THEY DO NOT POSSESS PERSONAL DIRECTION TO GUIDE THEM IN LIFE
WE ARE WEAK AND WE ARE DESTROYING OURSELVES
>>24826958
BECAUSE I CANT EVEN GET THEM
>>24828394
PH?
If not, daily reminder that the PH are catholic.
>>24828356
Got stories, nerd?
Used to actually be in a Catholic Church youth group and all the girls were whores. 90% of them were teen moms. But then again I went to a Hispanic church I'm assuming the white churches are better.
>loyal
>date for marriage
>virgins though some might not be, they have slept with a low number of dudes
>conservative, and hot as fuck
> want a single family home with man as the leader, proud of their beliefs
> feminine as fuck
HA HA HA HA HA
good fucking joke faggot
I prefer women who think for themselves
In retrospect, that may have been my undoing
>>24826958
I have dated Catholic girls and they are turbosluts
>>24826958
I live in a mostly Catholic country. Girls are as whores as Christian/Atheist/whatever the fuck their religion is
>>24828373
I fucked a jewgirl before I fucked a Catholic girl.
All women are sluts
>>24832213
>HUMAN NATURE WILL 99% OF THE TIME OVERCOME SOCIETAL/PHILOSOPHICAL/RELIGIOUS BELIEF
Word son
If they are the biggest sluts in the world why is everyone going to the club, and tinder to fuck girls. Why doesn't everyone flood into the Catholic church to fuck girls.
*tips*
You know that is bullshit
>>24827760
>nah man, thats only the ones who are 'catholic' but aren't truly catholic inside and don't actually believe the doctrine itself
The same could be said of protestant sluts. The fact of the matter is that there is no magical religion that makes women innocent and pure by being part of it.
>>24826958
>want a single family home with man as the leader
Nigga, that right there rules out 90% of the faggots on this board.
All these dudes calling catholic girls turbo sluts are honestly retarded as fuck, that has to be trolling. Honestly sjws are turbosluts, catholic girls were at least indoctrinated with a scope of morality
>>24826958
Cause I'm a NEET with social anxiety and none of them will ever start a family with me.
What I've to offer to a good girl when if wasn't for my old mom now I'd be a hobo?
I-It's time to make a tea I presume...
>>24836046
In my experience they just want someone with traditional values to relate to their life, while everyone is prancing all gay, and slutty in hookup culture
>>24827769
>>24827760
There's no such thing as a "real" Catholic woman.
>Only a pure catholic Virgin is worthy of my seed.
>*one eye tip*
>our matrimony is blessed
> *sips* this is 100% holy water, that I used to purify myself from the indoctrination of sjw WHORES
> "this holy water runs through the veins of my blood"
> " I am anointed with blood of the most high, and the greatest powers have been bestowed upon me
> if anyone speaks against my pure catholic waifus in my face, I will use this katana to protect the greatest faith, and lead the modern day crusade against the travesties of the sjw sinners, and they're atheistic breathren, and whore enablers
>>24826958
Wow. They all got those crazy eyes
Im a conservative atheist so thats an issue
>tfw swede-kuck
>tfw the only religious girls are pooskin muslims
>tfw no qt conservative christian gf
>>24831345
>2015
>Still buttmad about getting shit on in the crusades
>>24836378
Where do they get holy water from anyway
is it just water from the sink that an important guy said some prayers over or what
>>24834358
>women
>think
pick one m9
Catholic here
There sluts too, they just need more convincing.
But catholic girls still a best cus
Catholic/religious women are easily the biggest whores.
I imagine it's because being around something so morally righteous makes them so uncomfortable (since women are naturally evil) that they just HAVE to relieve that pent up evil nature.
>>24836538
Traditionally I'm pretty sure its -supposed- to be fresh spring water, but, yeah, it can start as any old water that isn't putrid. That includes tap water.
>>24828698
>Live in America
>All churches are plastic protestant shit except a few
sux mang
>>24836434
I've actually found that *actual* Muslim women actually tend to be the least whorish of all.
But, they have to be either FOBs or spent at least 10 years in their old country.
Any "muslim" girl that was born in the west is just like every other western whore.
>>24826958
>SERIOUSLY why don't you guys just date catholic girls?
Stop with this shit, god damn
I don't date Catholics because they won't date me. I don't date blacks because they won't date me. I don't date ugly girls because they won't date me. I don't date any girl because they won't date me. Get the fuck off his board with this shit
>>24836670
of course conservative muslims are less whorish.
problems are that they only want muslim men (obviously), and of course how they look.
middle eastern women are even lower than black women in terms of attractiveness, imho f4m, only indian girls are worse.
>>24836654
wait youre trying to tell me mega churches arent the way to salvation?
>>24836712
Even the National Cathedral is shit
>Choir seating has no carvings
>Fucking stupid new age stained glass of space and shit
>Gargoyles are movie characters
>Mussies can use it to pray
>>24830042
Nah
I know plenty
protip: they don't hang out at gamestop
>>24828356
You know tons of kids in Catholic school are NOT Catholic, right?
>>24828161
the sympto-thermal method
Yes; when followed it is about the best at preventing pregnancy.
>>24827675
>>24826958
>>24827760
There's a difference between a French Catholic, an American Catholic and a Czech Catholic woman
Has little to do with actual Catholicism but with the surrounding in which the Catholicism thrives
>>24836803
My city has a pretty legitimate cathedral but I'm moving to DC soon and not entirely excited about going to National Cath. Its basically the worlds first and only meme cathedral
My ex gf was catholic. She was most of the thing you describe, loyal and feminine. Fortunately she didn't believe in the no sex before marriage crap though.
>>24836803
>Go to Natl. Cathedral website
>Cannot find a single use of the word Catholic
>>24837003
LOL thats because its a protestant cathedral amerikeks get kekd once again
>>24828161
that's really untrue. my brother is a Catholic and so is his wife and they use this method and all four of their kids are accidents and he's pinching pennies.
>>24837082
You would think that after the second accident, they would consider getting his tubes tied instead.
>>24837139
They don't believe in any of that. He also knocked up his wife before they got married and its the main reason they did. he married the first woman to touch his dick and now he's miserable with a lazy housewife and four accidental kids.
>>24826958
I went to a private catholic school and I can confirm that this is an entirely false claim that they are "pure". Just from looking at the girls I went to elementary school with Facebook page I can see they are all in sororities slutting it up with their outfits meanwhile posting "prayers going out to Paris" to keep their religous vibe.
>>24837168
And to think that these morons have spread their genes forward 4 times... humanity is doomed.
>>24828087
There are Portuguese Mormons?
>>24836532
Still buttmad for being directed by Jewish merchants to attack fellow Christians
Catholics are known sluts, it's literally a stereotype now that the Catholic girl is the wildest one. Also modern Catholics are shit tier and believe in gay rights, abortion, condoms, democracy, egalitarianism and a bunch of other bullshit that would have had Pius spitting blood.
>>24837927
>shit tier
>believe in condoms
I don't see how anyone but a bitter virgin could think this way.
>>24828373
>>24834447
laughable. The Jewish girls that I know from college are the most cock-hungry and whore like girls around. They are the only "white" girls that I know that also fucked black guys. These were upper middle class girls and affluent just fucking black athletes, and not even caring about keeping it on the low.
If you think Jewish are even remotely virginal, you are in for a rude awakening. Unless you're some Jew kek who needs to settle down with a Jewish girl because your mom has you by the balls, I would avoid Jewish girls.
Catholicism is Beta-Bucks: The Religion.
I grew up Catholic and every single Sunday the priest would spend an hour lambasting husbands for not making their wives super happy every single minute of the day. If a woman had done something wrong it was her husband, father or brother's fault for not doing the right thing. Then he would go on and on about how men must work and work and give every penny they earned to their wives for the household:^). The worst part is that Catholic girls either grow up to be virgins in name only or completely frigid bitches. So if you want to work yourself to death, get no sex and have your wife spend all of your money go ahead and marry a Catholic girl.
>>24838278
That's your father's fault. An alpha father would just go to a different church with a more conservative crowd.
Don't blame the failings of your c.uck father and overbearing mother on Catholicism.
Are the women in your picture supposed to be Catholics? How do they differ from your average roastie? They have this degenerate look, and those punchable faces. Goddamn.
>>24838341
My church was conservative as fuck, the priest talked shit about muslims and non-believers etc but he dressed the whole kuck thing up as family values and being a strong, 'traditional' man. I only had a mother so Dad couldn't bail me out. TBQH most churches rely more on women so they are inherently biased.
You guys are delusional. Our only chance was to be born in a Muslim country, or India, or China, and have arranged marriages with qt3.14 innocent girls. Just by living in America (or the West in general) we've been keked by sexual liberation theory and hookup culture. Catholic girls are just as bad as the rest of them. There is no hope, we lost the game.
>>24838526
>durrr exotic wimmins r pure
They aren't you shit head. Women are the same everywhere. Gold-digging, sexual lib and hookup culture aren't the cause they are the effect of women's nature.
>>24831345
preach moi brat
Russian Orthodox is the one true god tier
>>24838526
You would be a bitter kissless virgin in those countries too. Only the upper class alphas in India, China, etc. get their arranged marriages. If anything, betas are even worse off there, since there is a surplus of men and a shortage of women. If you were born in India, your only hope would be rape.
>>24838278
my priest when i was a kid was the opposite. kept referring to the part of the bible that says that wifes must be subservient to their husbands
>>24831937
not op, but I have gone into several Orthodox churches during service and I was welcome without any problem.
in some parts of Italy, until very recent days if not until today, girl who wanted to have sex but also needed to stay virgin, they went to anal
>she is technically virgin until marriage
>she practices anal sex and then confess her sin and is instantly forgiven
fells good man
>>24839009
So did mine but 'subservient' meant doing a tiny bit of chores and not kucking her husband, big whoop. Not that it mattered if she did fuck up it was the man's fault somehow.
>>24827675
>"oh em gee im christun but its 2015 and jesus didn't mean what he said like totes."
Very accurate observation anon.
I went to a church school and even some teachers were thinking like this.
>>24827675
>the poophole is the loophole
That's pretty good, need to write that down for future use.
>>24826958
I live in a Mostly catholic country.
>Loyal
I know some of them, they have cheated
>Date for marriage
They do think about marriage more than other girls, doesn't mean they like to be sloots when they're young
>virgins though some might not be, they have slept with a low number of dudes
Somewhat true. Most of them aren't virgins at all, but they aren't that much into casual sex, so the number of dicks they've taken aren't as high as you people high. There are a lot of prudish sloots though, I don't know. I'd rather take a slut that admits her slutness than a seemingly innocent girl that is actually a slut.
>conservative
No thanks to you, murrika. The whole liberal independent women who don't need no man ideology is getting here fast.
> want a single family home with man as the leader, proud of their beliefs
See above.
>feminine as fuck
I do have to admit tomboys aren't as frequent.
>>24839243
At lot of them are probably aware of what they're doing, but realize that no one is going to go to church at all if they talk about having to step your game up and live life according to any set of rules, especially ones that run counter to fashionable modern beliefs. Most people that go there just seem to want a support network for substance addictions or because they shat out a few kids too many without knowing who the father might be, at least among the younger than elderly crowd. Saying anything besides "Do whatever you want since God forgives and loves you" isn't going to fly with that crowd if you want to the tithes to keep rolling in. And those few actually aware of this shit will soon be replaced by the total keklords that are now swelling the ranks.
>>24838444
Yes they are average catholics trips
