CHAD BINGO TIME
HOW CHAD ARE YOU?
only have not a virgin
everything else is ridiculously outlandish wth
you should be making the chad terms easy to get so you can ree at people for getting bingo and telling them to "gtfo of my board"
>>24826580
.i guess i shouldn't be here hahaha
>>24826683
guess im too chad
(does asian girls count i was a international student from kenya in south korea)
I got over 6'2 and group sport in high school
>>24826580
>parents are proud of you (hopefully)
Yeah, I'm not close to Chad.
I Drive
if anyone gets over 3 on there they should be banned
>>24826580
dang, so close!
guess i should GTFO
>>24826943
Are you Donald Trump?
>>24826580
0% Chad here, the rest of you should reeee out of here asap.
im still a robot tho
just an external chad and if i load myself up on stims i can become immensely social, and I can kill my anxiety/depression for a while with benzos
-tfw lanky
>>24826868
Do you carry a gun?
>>24827029
>>24827066
/fit/ posters detected
>>24827134
y-yew two
>>24826732
what the hell happend?
>>24826580
Got 3.
>Played a group sport
>Made varsity before junior year
>Have at least 5 drinking buddies
Not sure if my parents are proud of me anymore, so I didn't count it.
Lowerclass pretty boy, reporting.
>>24827029
Hi.
In fact I might be closer to 187 cm than 188, which would make me 0/25. But I always say 6'2" for, say, simplicity's sake.
I don't feel chaddy
im zero
but i played ice hockey outside of school. am i a chad now? yess..
this thread is teeming with chads
All these well-adjusted, sexually active people! I certainly do not feel angry at all.
Even though I can not mark down a single space on the bingo board, I don't worry. I'm just a real late bloomer. Soon, I'll be swimming in life milestones. It's all gonna work out in the end
>>24827401
And waifu threads are teeming with weebs. Flies seek shit.
>>24827415
They talk to me and I hide behind my Marlboro man face, containing my spaghetti with a 4th litre of vodka.
I played tennis in high school.
Tennis and wrestling are much harder sports than team sports.
Domo arigatou, mister roboto.
>>24826580
I have 3. Nope.
>>24826580
None of them listed.
Height doesn't mean shit if you're boring.
>>24827513
Height, no. You also have to be pretty. Being interesting doesn't mean shit if you have both of the former.
>>24827513
Forgot pic. comment not original japan needs to get nuked again fucking mootwo
>>24827342
Get the fuck out manlet
just
KILL
ME
please
fuck
>>24827513
>or ugly
>or poor
>>24826580
my parents are not proud of me
i dont know how to drive/don't own a car
i don't work out
i don't model
haven't had any girl crush on me
i don't know what varsity is
i don't go to bars/clubs and girls don't talk to me
i don't make any money
i am not charismatic nor placed in leadership roles
i don't work
i don't have a trust fund
i don't play sports
im a virgin
i don't travel
i'm a virgin (2)
i don't work out (2)
i'm a virgin (3)
i don't work (2)
i'm a virgin (4)
i have social anxiety and dread public speaking
i am 6'4", so that's one thing i can check off
i don't have buddies and i've never had a drink
i'm a virgin (5)
i don't use facebook/social media
i never went out with a girl in HS, i dropped out in 9th grade
there you go
1/25
>>24827225
I guess kyle died. Its just a really tragic pic that i cry to sometimes.
don't work in business/finance formally but do speculate small caps on the side with income from my main job and make lots of money doing it
don't really consider myself a normalfag, most "normal" dudes are married schlubs who watch the NFL on tv but have never played a collision sport in their life
i browse 4chan out of habit because i was a /b/tard back in the 2006/2007 days, i don't come here to tool on NEETs
>>24827811
forgot my pic, check my dubs tho
>>24826580
>x times bodyweight
lol, I guess someone who weighs 80 pounds and can bench 120 and squat 160 is Chad incarnate.
NoneAnd proud
>>24827833
also my trustfund was only 400k
>>24827900
>>24827833
>>24827811
czech em boyz
would you look at that, I got one
>>24826580
i can stay, right?
yeah woo go me :))))))))))))))
>>24828020
>had 10+ girls crushing on you
>still a virgin
the fuck you doin nigga
i accidentally formed an occult symbol
also bravo to OP for actually showing a chart that measures chad status, not simply "normie"-ness.
>tfw thought id score more than this
Wow. I feel disappointed in myself...
>>24826580
What if it were a gay guy who came up to talk to you in a club?
If that doesn't count then all I get is middle square.
>Implying Chad drives a fast car
Maybe if he goes into BMW and says "give me the cheapest thing with an M badge I can actually afford" but most Chads drive faggotboxes that look fast since it'll get them "mad pussy brah"
>>24827415
It's not unusual to hit every single milestone in a single year and then have a life that sucks forever after.
Gotta be careful, bro.
>>24826580
Not a virgin.
Don't know of parents are proud of me.
Have not been to club or a bar. The few times I have been to parties I was approached.
>>24826653
same. especially since the average r9k is probably still in jr. high or the first year of high school, how's their high school chad supposed to be making 150K a year or work in business/finance
Money = Happines
>>24826580
This isn't even a Chad, this is a Thaddeus McChaddington the 3rd who is also apparently the antagonist of a bad 80s movie where a scruffy kid goes to a school for billionaires
>>24826580
The sport one is a bit silly, at least at my school you were forced to play a sport
>>24826580
4/25
hmmmmmmmmmm
comment not original fuck off robot gook moot
only 4 in a row is chad right?
>>24828305
>Money = Happiness
Money = Freedom.
Freedom = Happiness.
Freedom for some might be ultimate security, stability and order which can only be gained through money.
>>24826732
lol kyle the chad died
>>24826720
yeah bullshit cunt
>>24826868
What car you got senpai?
Not a single square.
Just
>>24827561
>get told by everyone in my life that "omg, you're so tall"
>get on the internet and see people say that if you're below 6'2", you're not tall
I'm 187/6'1". Is this a cultural thing? Most people I meet are shorter than me, and I live in Scandinavia. My best friend who is 178/5'8" is more popular with women than I am.
I scored 0 on the bingo chart btw.
>>24828245
>Better not succeed too hard, you might hurt yourself
Thanks for the perspective
>>24828448
Hire a escort for 300, easiest square to fill
2/Chad bretty gud
>>24826580
no bingo. I have 3 cars with close to 300 hp tho.
0/25
fuck the robot
meme meme
I have anything a chad doesn't essentially need but what a beta provider needs to have
no bingo, no chad. fuuuuck
I should kill myself desu
>>24828071
they didn't meet my standards. in hs i thought i was too good for all of them. that and I don't really care for women, or sex in particular. (not homo)
should i leave my bedroom?
>>24826580
>mfw none of these apply to me
Define "virgin".
>>24829137
Someone that has never had sexual intercourse. If there's any ambiguity in your mind as to whether or not you are one, then you are one.
I've always figured that most kids who lose their virginity before turning 15 are probably trailer trash. Just me?
All I do is train for nothing
Squatting 2x body weight really isn't that hard, I'd imagine most people can do it.
>>24829504
Add in the bench x1.5 one as well whoops.
>>24826580
Sha binga
>>24826580
literally Hitler, also not original I guess
im almost a chad you guys
just here to shitpost
>>24827266
>modeled professionally
...go on
aesthetics are no use if you have 0 social skills to be honest
How many people actually make fucking 150K a year though?
gg no re
I wouldn't really them "drinking buddies" but I have friends who, if I offered, would probably come over and get drunk with me. Also I've had sex 3 times but 2 times were guys (I was the bottom) so idk if that's very Chad-like
>>24829181
You sound kinda hot anon ;)
This chartz is bull and you know it. Even my chaddest of friends can't fil the half of it.
Still, looking at this chart made me realize it could have been neat to practice a sport in highschool. Track and Field sounds good.
>>24831838
Oh, and about 6'2'': Is that 1.80 or 1.88 in europoor meassurements? Because if the former, I'm in.
i got a few, not chad tho
Close, but no cigar.
I've only ever had sex with my pure waifu girlfriend (who was popular in high school). We mutually lost our virginity when we were 18.
One night stands are for sad losers who can't hold stable relationships.
I played a group sport while I was in high school, but I didn't play on a high school team (played AA hockey, HS hockey team was goon squad shit).
My mom wanted to make me model, but my dad thought that shit was gay and didn't allow it.
My car is only 250 hp, even though it's called a 300? Wtf Chrysler..
>tfw have always been good at squats because of hockey, never had any upper body strength though
>did 100 push-ups a couple weeks ago, triceps and pecs were extremely sore for about a week
Well robot forever I guess
>>24826720
No need to lie on the Internet, worthless doublenigger.
>>24826910
I don't like the implication of this one.
Almost there.
Original post
Only have not a virgin
I'm okay with this
>>24826580
>Bench x1.5 your weight
Are you fucking kiddin' me nigger?
Not a big butt fat ass fatman but that is completely insane.
TooChad4u.
>>24826580
"Not a virgin" and "6'2 or above" should be on each row and column at least once.
>>24828388
Nice Hitler Dubs
Normie standards are high
BINGOAnd yes, my post is definitely original.
meep meep
How do i get my IP banned without getting the FBI or the CIA involved?
>>24826580
fucking none fuck fuck fuck
I think this is the result of being an insensitive psychopath
>>24826580
all my buddies are drinking buddies t b h
c... can i be an honorary chad?
I had a woman come up to me once in a bar. That's it. I'm done. I quit.
>>24833810
Sure, anon. You can be anything you want to be.
That about sums it up
>>24828467
178 is 5'10
5'8 is 172
And you're 6'2, since 6'1 is 185
>>24826653
>not a virgin
GTFO OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24833835
What did she say and did you give her the d?
>>24826580
Only the 6'2 or above.
Not so chad I suppose
>>24826580
I modeled professionally a few times as a kid and that's it. I knew I was below average but damn famicom
Literally none of them
bloxxxxxxx
None of these apply
>>24826580
>all the normalfags in this thread
I can't check off a single box.
>>24827066
anon, you can't make you parents proud just by liftingthey don't mean it when you brag about it, and they tell you "good job son"
>all of the unironic chads ITT
where am I
I thought this was /r9k/
>>24836394
oops wrong bingo
Phew, not a Chad.
All you faggots that have been calling me Chad are now proven wrong.
Here's mine guys
Anyone who crossed "not a virgin" should automatically be bingoed and leave the board 2bh
Not too bad if I do say so myself
>tfw 5-6 had a crush on me
I guess I won the normie bingo anyway, fuck your shit.
>>24827900
What the fuck is trustfund?
On topic: 0/25
>>24826580
Not a Chad at all.
The amount of non-virgins in this thread is sketchy. I feel like many of you are lying.
Wtf im not even a Chad im a robot!
>>24826580
I'm 6'7, that's all
Don't have a one night stand every month because i have a gf. I easily could though, i get hit on by pretty girls at clubs all the time.
I just started my master in business, so the work related stuff aren't really applicable.
