You wake up tomorrow and you're suddenly married to an ideal wife with ideal children. What do?
love them unconditionaly
Go to work.
I would kiss my wife , tell her I love her, then spend the day with the pham decorating for Christmas and having a jolly time
>>24825880
this
>>24825852
divorce the cunt and murder the children.
perhaps go full Saturn on them as well.
>>24825852
>tfw those are all hired models to pose in a picture
bruh don't fall for that crap that everyone had the perfect family back in the 50's. There were still shitty abusive fathers who sat home and drank all day, whore daughters, and mothers who sat around in their rollers all day smoking inside the house ignoring her kids. Do you also think the parents slept innocently in separate beds like in the movies?
On tv and for the public in general they just portrayed it as the perfect family to avoid taboo and hide it. Now they have it everywhere and it's more realistic.
>>24825852
develop xanax addicition
>>24825852
I am not an ideal husband,so enjoy it for a while before I ruin everything
>you will never be sitting on the couch at 6 am in your pajamas sitting next to your beautiful wife in her bathrobe while you watch your kids excitedly open their Christmas presents as snow gently falls outside
>>24825852
Have some ideal sex.
>>24825880
>>24825913
you should love your family otherwise even if they're not perfect, because there's no such thing as perfect. if you keep chasing it you'll never be happy, and always a KHV
Kill myself, I don't deserve it.
>>24825990
That's sad, Mr. Anon.
>>24825990
Iktf anon but 6am da fuq you doin?
>>24826097
The kids are so excited for Christmas they wake you up early, and you just sit with a cup of hot coffee and watch as they experience the magic of Childhood Christmas
>>24826160
Does this actually happen? When i was a kid I got up early but my parents would tell me to fuck off so I would watch cartoons waiting for them to wake up.
Thank Donald Trump for making America great again.
>>24825852
freak out cuz i am in no way ready to be a dad and am married to a woman whose name i dont even know...
Do what I always do because there is no ideal wife out there for me.
Ideal wife and children? Well, I'd give my son the minimum amount of recognition and then tell my daughter how much I love her. Then when the kids have gone to school, I'll go balls deep in my wife before heading off to work.
I wonder if I'll ever actually experience this. Whatever. It's nice to think about.
>>24825852
Make a few more children.
>>24825852
Cry like a little faggot baby because I never would expect this kind of thing to happen to me.
>>24825852
stay until the end.
>>24825852
But anon, I already have an ideal girlfriend. And one day I'll marry her and have ideal green-eyed master race children.
Feels good, friends.
>>24825852
Kill the bitch
Rape the kids
Burn the house down
Get liquored up
Hit the road in my station wagon
Smile, I have saved myself from a living Hell
>>24825852
this thread is pointless. There's nothing to do, you've already reached the end goal of any possible action you could take. Just exist; go to work, raise your children, and bang your hot wife.
>>24825852
>What do?
Maybe this?
I dunno.
My ideal wife is like 13.
How would children work with a child.
>>24825852
Never look back.
>>24827373
What the fuck is happening in this comic?
I'd say,
"This is not my beautiful wife"
"This is not my beautiful home"
>>24827601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
My god, what have you done?
>>24826649
>Kill the bitch
>Rape the kids
>Burn the house down
>Get liquored up
>Hit the road in my station wagon
Wow, you're so edgy.
Momma must be so proud.
Oh wait, you probably raped and killed her too, didn't you? ;^)
>>24826440
Damn.
Sorry anon.
That's some harsh shit.
Leave them and go be a woods hermit
>>24826544
>give my son the minimum amount of recognition
>tell my daughter how much I love her.
Good goy, entitle your little princess and emotionally neglect the boy!
>>24825852
That used to be the ideal typical white american family unitl 90's ended. Now your country is full of nig nogs, whores, feminists, faggots and a lot of scum related. I think finding a decent girl (virgin or at least hasn't had her pussy fucked by many cocks) is just imposible nowadays, so this thread is pointless.
>>24826160
>>24826440
faggots, I never even had presents under the christmas tree.
I don't think I'll ever be able to be responsible for a family
>>24825852
Probably get a psychological evaluation since either all my memories of autism are not real or I'm severely hallucinating
I don't believe in marriage as it is today so I would be pretty confused.
Then I would go though the legal and financial stuff with a fine tooth comb to figure out how I can best attempt to protect myself when things go sour.
I did not earn it so I know it will eventually be ripped away and then some. So I would not get close, I would not get emotionally invested, and I would prepare for the inevitable worst.
>>24829729
>presents under the christmas tree
Fuck you Anon. I never had presents underneath the tree too. I had a big family so all our presents would have to be put in a massive pile in the middle of the room. Wouldn't fit under the tree. Dat pile wouldn't even fit under a redwood tree desu senpai
>>24825852
Panic because I don't have a job, let alone one that can support a family.
I know no other life than the one I live I couldn't even comprehend being in that situation with all the communication and effort that would require yo keep up, I'm happy I don't want that life cause I sure as hell will never get it. The constant jealousy I'd have of other people who have that life wouldve killed me.
>>24825946
Yeah, but try telling this to /pol/. I had someone unironically tell me that there weren't any Hispanics around then.
Kill them. This isn't real, this is just too cruel.
Great so I skip all the good shit about being in a relationship and skip straight to the sexless dead end.
>>24825852
Get up, get ready, eat breakfast, kiss my wife and children and then go to work.
Kill them all in their sleep. We will all be one as a family soon my dear.
>>24825946
There was less of it though. At least this kind of family existed back then, now the shitty family is all there is
>>24825852
Man.
Just looking at this photo makes me incredibly sad. Really brings home how far the Western world has fallen.
Conquer Africa. haha conquer africa was taken
>>24825852
get bored and cheat on my wife. the usual
>>24825852
Say "This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife"
>>24825852
Not going to happen. I hate children and a wife. please.
> when I was 6 my older cousin told me santa wasnt real
Fuvk you asshole I didnt get to have childhood christmas
>idea wife
>piggu
