its killing me lol thats how much

>>24825258

All the time. In fact, I'm even masturbating right now!

>>24825337
dammit, you beat me to it

>>24825258

why is this posted needed here

It'd be quicker to tell you how often I'm not masturbating.

>>24825355
>needed
Nothing is needed and everything is permitted

>>24825258
>Doesn't know guys masturbate
I'm sorry, what? Is she fucking retarded or something? Not even roasties are that retarded.

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>>24825258
>tfw I fap 10 times a day
>tfw there have been days where I spend all day fapping
>tfw I missed a lot of tests in college because I just decided to stay home and fap
>tfw I can't be bothered to look for work a lot of the time because I lose track of time fapping
>tfw NEET and spend 12 hours a day fapping.

>tfw fapping to incest porn on 25i for 3 hours straight and busting all over you chest not giving a shit consecutively while your heart is about to explode

>>24825458
doesnt ur penis get sore? if i fap more than once a day, the skin around the head of my penis gets raw and it hurts to jack off.

>be in high school
>girl in my class apparently decides I'm good for a laugh
>"hey anon, do you masturbate every day?"
>"well...not every day..."
>she does the whole omg shocked hand in front of mouth thing
>if you don't want a real answer don't fucking ask

We keep in touch and I wonder if she remembers that.

>>24825258
>implying that cunts like in OPs picture know how to spell corroborate. Or even can define or pronounce the word.

>>24825809
>thinking that that is an obscure word
How's life in the trailer park Tim?

I used to masturbate a lot in my teens. A lot less at 20. So yeah. You want an exact number? Fuck, I don't count how many times I masturbate now. What like 2 times a week, once every month? fuck I don't know. What am I even doing here?

I don't masturbate.
I gave it up after a period when I'd spend literally half my waking time fapping and realised I needed to stop. Since there have been differences. I've started to notice how much sexist bullshit is pumped at men daily through the media. Totally irrelevant tits and ass everywhere. Even in marketing directed at kids. Also more disciplined and am better talking to women than before.

It just feels good to be in control. It makes you want to take control of everything else going wrong in your life.

>>24825258
this is fucking stupid. as if a conversation like that would suddenly come the fuck up.

>>24825258
>"Hey anon, Greta's boyfriend claimed to her that 'every guy masturbates' can corroborate this? How often do you like masturbate or whatever? "

I normally masturbate on one day, then take the next day off, then masturbate again on the following day. It's pretty convenient the week has 7 days, girls~

>being stared at directly by 4 gorgeous beautiful blondes in close proximity

I dont think I could handle this I would freeze up, struck by their beauty and then just embarass myself

Fug

>>24825258
Tell Greta that I won't answer her since she has the name of a fucking Witch

I would just tell them haha yeah that's true lol and not give a straight answer
The actual answer is ~2 times daily but I don't really watch porn

Greta's a cunt.

I have never masturbated in my entire life you stupid FUCKING WHORES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE