do you like food or sex better ?
legit question
Well my gf is tight as fuck n pretty vanilla.
Will let me spend 5-10 minutes playing with her clit to make her come but when it comes to me or sex, it's vanilla. No blowjobs any more either because it's "degrading"
Mfw she used to swallow my loads no problem
starting to resent her
>>24824282
food
I'm female.
i prefer laying down and rotting
>>24824403
Tell that Bitch she better start letting you face fuck her or the relationship is off
never had sex so I don't know.
good sex > good food
good food > bad sex
bad sex > bad pizza
don't eat food
Depends, is the food a pizza? Because pizza is better than sex.
This board is dead, wtf is this fucking thread. Fuck this bait.
>>24825341
Its not b8 its a legit thread
Food is more diverse. Its like, do I want goat vindaloo or my salad tossed? I'm more open to try new things with food.
Sex. But after sex my stomache alway growls and I only get sex like twice a month. So food is my void filler.
>>24824282
I've eaten some fairly disgusting things in my life that I couldn't even finish chewing.
Have had sex dozens(?) of times with 5 girls in 10+ years and I never once thought OH MAN THIS IS AWFUL I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS and walked away
>>24824403
If she doesn't even swallow your loads anymore you're basically gay.
>>24825290
Nah, there is no sex that compares with the pure orgasmic pleasure of pic related.
>>24825904
Wtf is that ? Shitty buffalo boneless chicken ?
Post better food nigga
>>24825904
Orange chicken? The childrens choice of chinese food.
I don't even like women, food all the way, senpai
>can make your own food
>can pay other people to make food for you
>food has a HUGE range of flavors to choose from
>food is always there for you
>food doesn't judge you
>food
>>24825904
gen tso?
ive never had good sex
so a nice meal
>>24824282
I need food.
>>24825965
After having real sex like 900 times I can finally agree
Cum uncut penor inside vagina no condom
"Wax on, wax off, tedious shit
With food the possibiites are limitless
a better dichotomy
>one tit squeeze
>one onion ring
the onion ring win every time
>>24824540
sex
I'm also female.
>inb4 DON'T DEGRADE URSELF BE A WOMYN NOT A MAN'S SEX TOY
Even simple stuff like Korean BBQ is better than sex
Why don't you guys just date fat women? Currently dating a fatty, she was thin when I met her but, gain ten pounds afterwards. All we do is fuck, play video games, and eat. She doesn't play a bunch of games but, cooks when I play.
>>24825984
You got it. The others are apparently food retarded.
>>24826161
Fat women smell bad and are gross to look at. No thanks. I'd rather die a virgin than enable fat women.
>>24826161
i'd rather date a man than date a fat girl
>>24825904
>baby's first "Chinese" food
I'd rather blow a load in a roastie
>>24826161
I draw the line at chunky, maybe plump, but not fat.
>>24824282
>thought I was asexual during my first relationship with bf
>likes food better than him pounding my vajay-jay
>turns out he's just a jerk who doesn't turn me on
>ditched him and happier now
feels good, man.
>>24826367
please get off my board you fucking cunt
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>>24824282
Food. I'm an insecure fatass, I can't get out of my head during sex because I'm too ashamed of my body and worrying about what she's thinking. Aside from either of us cumming it's not a very pleasant experience.
Also, being a fatass, I obviously enjoy food very much.
>>24826309
Someone is grumpy wumpy. Sorry we're not all as desperate as you are, China King.
>>24824282
Food, by a long shot. I can beat off any time I like, I barely can afford food at all. I mostly eat canned food and ramen donated by church food pantries.
the only answer is liquor
>>24824282
Well never had sex so I can't really know
>>24824282
Such an easy question. Food. I say that as a KHV, but I could masterbating as sex I guess and food is better.
>>24824282
Have only has the latter and never the former.
So food definitely food.
