>300 word essay due in 7 hours
>Haven't even started yet
What are some quick and painless suicide methods with easy to find ingredients?
>>24822473
That's a bullshit reason to commit suicide. Just make up an excuse.
>>24822473
>300 words
Are you in special classes anon?
>>24822473
Water. Overhydration basically just makes you feel like a stuffed pig for a while. Cells drown and shit or something.
This was never funny. Go back to reddit.
>>24822473
>do essay
>wash self
>don't forget by this point you've already done your essay so go do it now
>hand in essay
>become balance between chad and robot
>no interest in stacey anymore
>become ultimate being
>have an amazing life
>doesn't even fap anymore
>vidya games but cool about it
go get started. we all know it's possible, it's just tough so not many of us follow through.
>>24822543
i think its funny, u right it is getting old tho
>>24822580
>>24822473
also drink more h20, 8 glasses a day
it's only 300 words
have a coffee, put on some instrumental music, you'll be done in an hour
300 words is less than half a page. What's your topic anon I can help you
>>24822473
Unless you have autism, doing 300 words shouldn't take more than 2 hours
300 words isn't even an essay. You just gave away that you are 16
>>24822673
>What's your topic anon I can help you
The history of underwear
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>>24822644
Less than that, I remember typing 1,500 word essays in a half hour, then again I knew everything I was going to type...
I need to somehow cut 500 words while adding in 5 sources' worth of information
you dont need school quit that shit now and start making money to invest with.. When class is starting and the teachers back is turned throw a rock at her when no one is looking then ditch school forever
>>24822599
>getting old
Hello Reddit!
>>24822644
you mean 5 minutes?
>>24822473
>300
im not even opening my fucking bait folder
