>tfw you can smell your vag through your sweatpants
>tfw bed smells of vag
>tfw don't want to go to the store because randos might smell it when you walk by
i want to smell your vag
>>24820821
No you don't. It isn't fishy but it isn't a pleasant odor at all.
Why not just was your vag and your sheets?
>tfw no gf that lets you clean her pussy for her
>>24820890
Are you fat and ugly too?
>randos
Fuck that word and fuck you for using it
>>24820801
>inb4 400 replies
ree roastie
>>24821168
>fat
no
>ugly
kinda yes
>>24821205
ree
>>24821238
Post pic and let me be the judgeAnd then be my smelly vag gf
>>24820801
pic of feet
would u date a ugly guy if his dick was really big?
>>24821300
if i only wanted a pretty face i'd date a girl desu.
I don't even care if this is b8 but
Why the fuck can't you fucks clean up in the bathroom?
>mom and sister leave dirty pads and tampons everywhere
>bleed all over toilet seat and just leave it to dry
>bleed inside toilet and leave it
>>24821312
I think your family may be autistic.
>>24821312
oly shet m8
>>24821300
No.
>>24821312
That's disgusting.
>>24821357
>""""""""""""""""""FEM""""""""""""""""""""" BOT
>gets to choose and deny relationships
get the fuck out you dumb slut
ps. kill yourself too
>tfw you haven't shaved your legs in 2 months
>>24820801
I want to plant my face in your smelly vag and inhale until I die.
>>24821312
Your family are robots
>>24821769
Post legs pls chewy
>>24821312
that is not a normal woman thing to do senpai they're just disgusting
>>24821478
>women don't browse muh sekrit club
I think you're looking for reddit friendo.
the last thread didn't fly so good
who is this fembot and why does she shitpost?
inb4 mystery shits up this thread. Just a reminder that she's a Stacycunt attention whore.
>>24823111
>not understanding anything I said
topkek
>>24823229
use sage
>>24820801
Fuck I wanna smell that stinky cunt
>>24823248
Thought that was the trip fag that killed themselves about a week ago?
>>24823309
that was yours truly, a tranny
please don't forget to sage if you wish to post
>schlick without pulling panties or pajama pants off
>gets drenched in smell of sex
>smell of sex arouses me so I schlick more
>this goes on for 6 days until I shower
>>24823441
Have you seriously considered selling those panties
I saw next to a fat korean girl on the train yesterday, all i could smell was her kimchi box,, i thought it was a lulzy rumour, but then i experienced it.
Felt a little bad for her though.
>>24820801
Is this a fetish thread? Are we talking about girl stink? Id love to crawl head first into your sweatpants and just lie there, taking in the rankness.
>>24823534
A female friend asked me to send to them, but no.
I'm not into men and I don't need money THAT badly.
What's schlick? I've had zero encounters with the female race so, like, what is it? Some random vaginal discharge stuff?
>>24823441
this, and then
>throw panties on the floor
>later in the week searching my floor for clean panties (all clothes go on the floor)
>accidentally grab used ones
>press them to nose (if they pass the smell test they're clean enough)
>crotch area is crusted hard from vagina juice
>rank like wet pussy and week-old sweat
>gag, feel like vomiting>wear them anyway because all my other panties are stained with crusted period blood
there has to be a better way.
>>24823689
The female equivalent of "fap"
>>24823840
Oh. Well, alright. Learning is power, thanks.
Hey, a fembot thread that is actually realistic and not bait
>>24823805
You could try doing the laundry desu sempai
Question for the "femanons" in this thread. Does it bother you how most, if not all things you do, arouse some guy? Like how youre trying to talk about your embarrassing vagina stink and guys are talking about how they wanna smell it.
>tfw 5'11 girl with giant hands and feet
>size 10w shoes, can't fit into girls gloves
>everyone is intimidated by me
>constantly asked by the college's basketball team to try out
>I just want to be a cute 5'4 girl
I'M NOT EVEN THAT TALL, I THOUGHT 5'11 WAS MANLET TIER
Plus my legs are so long I look like a fucking alien
>>24824099
Tall girls are cute. You may attract submissive boys tho, and I dont know how you feel about that.
>>24824056
Mostly it bothers me when guys masturbate to my voice and other stuff like that, it makes me feel really scared
>>24824099
>Plus my legs are so long I look like a fucking alien
Fuck off taytay
I'm 5'9 and was always asked to play basketball and volleyball, despite being terrible at them.
>>24820801
>randos
I have never heard this term before. Is this normie speak?
>>24824141
I want to be dommed by a boy, I'm incredibly sub. If I could trade heights with some 5'4 manlet from /r9k/ I would in a heartbeat.
>>24824099
post feet you fucking slut
im going to bed right now but in the morning if i check this thread and see that you havent posted feet im going to be very upset
>>24824099
Be my submissive amazon gf pls
>>24824099
Try bring a 5'11" guy. On the cusp of manhood, but never got there.
>>24824201
That sucks then. Thankfully 5 11 isnt amazon tier, so you could easily find someone bigger than you for domming.
>>24823441
Why wont you send them to me as christmas present? I can wear mine for week, cuming in them every day, and send to you so it will be kinda trade
>>24824216
I'm not white f a m
>19 years old
>virgin, never had any sexual experience
>i masturbate a lot, only touching the clit with my fingers
>yesterday i found like a bump in the labia minora, it was kinda big and it itches a little
>today the bump is really small and it doesn't hurt
it is normal? will it go away?
>>24824270
do i look like i care
>>24824268
Are you a girl?
Not interested if you're a boy, sorry.
>>24824277
congrats you have syphilis you dirty slag
>>24824270
>I'm not white f a m
fuck off then you brown taint
>>24821238
Why do you think you're ugly?
>>24824152
I can understand that. Anonymous stories are a lot more detached from you than a recording or a pic.
>>24824201
I'd dom you
The idea of domming a girl taller than me makes my dick diamonds
>>24824277
You've telekinetically contracted an std from having too many lewd thoughts
>>24824220
No shorter guy ive met in real life is okay with my height. The average guy in my country is 5'9 so it sucks.
Honestly, I've always wanted to have sex dressed up as Wonderwoman with a shorter bf dressed up as Batman or Nightwing. The only plus size of Amazonish height I guess.
>>24824302
>>24824216
Why are white boys so pathetic?
what does grill poop look like
>>24824300
>Not interested if you're a boy
Why? You can take this stale cum, put it in your vagoo, get pregnant and recieve paycheks.
>>24824350
Fuck pls marry me. That all sounds great
>>24823441
>smell of sex arouses me so I schlick more
>this goes on for 6 days until I shower
Absolutely revolting you filthy cumdumpster.
On another note, that's why I like being a man. Once you orgasm you don't give two shits anymore. Arousal getting in the way of something? Have a quick wank to solve the problem.
>>24821312
>dirty pads and tampons everywhere
>blood all over the fucking toilet dried
Holy shit fucking this. I can't decide if I'd rather it be runny diarrhea instead. They're practically the same in terms of olfactory puke factor and visual disgustingness. Fucking hell.
>>24824362
Boys are gross and boring.
Go away.
>>24824300
What if I pretend to be a girl? I could make cummies in frilly panties for u, and make lewd vocaroos of me moaning like a girl <3. W-would that m-m-m-make you ha-a-appy sampai?
>>24824398
>Go away
No. I will masturbate, thinking of raping you, smelly slut. You internet-raped baby
>>24820801
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA. Uh, you don't get to pretend you're a roastie
>>24824354
>Why are white boys so pathetic?
fuck off back to Africa or Pakistan or wherever you came from. You wish you were human
>>24820801
There goes my need to fap.
You are filthy.
>>24824456
>he doesn't like stinky vag
absolutely low test
>>24824277
If you're australian you're fucked.
>be a pilot
>been working for the CIA for ten years
>sent to some shitty third world country with what must be the most retarded dork the agency has to offer
>he sets our spare wheels on fire and giggles like a dumb child
>starts to pose in some gay stance right in front of my window
>stands there for two hours until our target arrives
>"Dr Pavel I'm CIA"
>whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsay.png
>proceeds to change our documents although I am the one in charge of the flight plan
>don't give a shit anymore, just want to get this done
>take off, suddenly the plane starts shaking
>check my rearview mirror
>that faggot openend A FUCKING DOOR, WHAT THE FUCK??
>my copilot buries his face in his hands and starts laughing
>tell him to take the wheel
>the door gets closed, but we are shaking even stronger even though there's no storm coming
>probably my colleague's fault, he doesn't fly so good
>suddenly gunshots, screaming, our plane starts to break apart
>thinking about emergency plans we don't have time for, fear takes the better of me
>about to be crashed with no survivors
>black out
>come around in a burning wreckage
>can't feel my legs
>see this shitstain of an agent hobble off in the distance
>"Hey CIA! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-AAAIIHHAIIHHAAAAAAA WOAA WOAA WOAAAAAAA
>lonely
I have no family, and two friends but they are not always being around
>accent and not good with English
Is also bad, makes me feel stupid.
>stripper
What guy would want girl who is stripper? No one I feel.
>>24824388
Yeah, it clears my mind for like 10-20 minutes, then I'm as easily aroused as before. And that's assuming I'm masturbating on a daily basis. If its been a while Im even worse. Id like a vagina just so i can easily keep going. Recently I've been going for multiple orgasms, but its awkward with a penis.
>>24820821
Dude, trust me. They can get pretty bad.
>>24824425
Uhhh, maybe? Depends on how cute you are.
If you're some fat hairy cunt pretending to be a girl no thanks.
>>24824472
That is absolutely disgusting to be honest. Just a level above kekoldry.
What the fuck, wash your vagina. The only time my girlfriend's vagina smells remotelynbad is when she's on her period, and even then, I can't smell it through her clothes.
>>24824496
>tfw you make a Russian stripper feel so bad in one thread she comes here miserable
Now we're getting into abstract feel territory
>>24824504
This is a fembot feels thread, not a male feels thread. Please stay on-topic or leave.
>>24823248
Unless she has some serious mental issues, I doubt she can be "alone."
>>24824549
My bad. Got off topic thinking about my dick. Us boys, amirite?
>>24824549
this is a male board please go to /soc/
>Be on a date
>Main Coursh comes
>It's a huge steak
>Date orders a salad
>She's obviously jelly of my manly carnivorous tendencies
>She opens her mouth - "Wow anon, that's a big steak."
>Stare at her for about 5 seconds.
>A huge grin begins to form on my face as I utter the simple phrase...
>"For you"
>The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife
>All of a sudden, every man above 6 feet tall stand on their feet and applaud
>The roar of the big guys hands is deafening
>The door of the restaurant bursts open as Aiden Gillan himself walks up to me and gives me a briefcase
>Then, a plane crashes through the opposite wall of the restaurant (leaving no survivors, of coursh)
>Tom Hardy strides out of the wreckage, Bane mask and all, and walks up to me and says "Open the Briefcashe"
>I open up the case, and there is a simple card on plain paper inside, attached to Christopher Nolan's Acadamy Award.
>On it is written "For You"
>I understand what is needed from me now
>I face my date, my fingers hooked through my beltloops, then tell her that they expect one of us in the wreckage. I then go to the arms of Tom Hardy who is strapped to a harness that lifts both of us out of the building via a larger airplane.
>I hold on tight so I don't fall from his big guy grasp.
>he tells me "Now is not the time for fear, that comes later."
>we fly away into the sunset.
>>24824536
You were that man?
You make your point, is not good for my feelings but they do not matter to you.
>>24824350
That is good.
Would do.
>>24824201
Can't you find a manlet to dom you?
>barely have any followers on Tumblr
>set my "ask me" function to allow anonymous questions
>suddenly get dozens of questions everyday
>set my "ask me" function to require sign in
>barely get any questions
I always wonder where the sudden influx of people come from.
>>24824099
Lois? Is that you?
>>24820801
Gross. You need to step up your hygiene
>>24824443
>>24824484
>>24824582
>le ebin bane meme XDDD
>>24824589
I did say I was sorry for hurting your feelings in that thread you know.
>>24824496
As long as you don't fuck the people you dance for then it wouldn't bother some guys to the point of disregarding you. Though I don't think any would actually like it, outside of a couple fetish shit.You're that Russian from the other day, right? I remember you posting about volunteering for Christmas. Hope it goes well for you.
>>24824518
Im not fat. Good enough?
>>24824645
Somebody get this hothead outta here! This is a bane friendly board.
>>24824693
>le hothead
Fuck off autist
>>24824654
You did? Maybe I did not understand, thank you :)
>>24824670
We get many men is no reason to have sex. Also I would never do this is not good.
Yes is me. I hope so to!
>>24824693
>>24824582
>>24824484
are you being ironic?
>boyfriend is still friends with his ex
>the reason why they broke up is because they didn't have time for each other anymore
They only hang out as friends every few months, but it hurts me every time to see them together.
>>24820801
it's too late now but pick up some hoohoo wipes or summer's eve off amazon for next time
>>24824306
because she is you horny fucking womb trash
>>24824674
No, not good enough.
If you're not cute I don't wanna.
>>24824779
.....there's only one reason why ex's meet up to 'hang out'
also
>every few months
I feel sorry for you lass, you need to get rid of that cheating cunt
I don't ever feel like I'm talking to anyone. When I speak, it feels like I'm just trying to make out words while underwater and everyone is just giving me cookie cutter responses because they're too disinterested to tell me to speak more clearly.
>Poop gets stuck in anus so you're forced to put a finger in your vagina to flick it out from the inside
>>24824758
Not him, but I'm cute and I have a round face too. Send them to me :^)
>a fembot will never sit on your face
>>24824902
>>24824758
Meant to reply to >>24824867
Fuck off robot
>>24824779
>tfw every time I see my SO getting along with someone new I get jealous and worried
>>24824899
I've had a vagina for 19 years and I didn't know you could do this. Is this real?
>>24824949
Is okay :)
>>24824949
Are you uncut?
I don't want sperm from a mutilated dick.
>>24824899
>>24824964
Yeah, I've done it too desu
>>24824964
>Falling for a meme this old
I believe you're a woman
>>24824867
Fine. Ill just take my masculinity to /hm/ where I'm wanted.
>>24824986
I'm not telling :^)
>>24824997
No seriously I have done this to relieve myself of constipation
>>24825030
Then no thanks, not interested.
Ever since it became winter I lost my sex drive. I don't look at porn anymore. I don't masturbate I don't try to get frisky with my roommate. I feel a bit empty, but a lot more productive since I'm not wasting so much time masturbating. I used to do it 3-5 times a day in the summer. I've been learning how to cook and prepare food better.
Sex is such a waste of time. If you don't care about sex you can take away the power any hot person has.
>That feel when masturbating while having a yeast infection
>That feel when masturbating while on period
>That feel when queefing blood
>That feel when urine infection causes clit to sting yet feel amazing at the same time
>That feel when good 5 inch long bloody tissues fall out of vag once a month
>That feel when parents want a grandchild but you're busy sniffing crusty vag
>That feel when using vag sweat as lube
>>24824437
The true spirit of /r9k/, godspeed anon...
>>24825057
Alright your loss
>>24824997
I have done this to and apparently it's common between all my friends.
Small anus is a common problem in woman
>no fembot fuckbuddy
>>24825133
You're vile.
Women are vile.
I'll never be able to look at you people the same way again.
Jesus fucking christ.
>>24824962
I didn't get my first boyfriend until I was 21. I'm aware that he's very physically attracted and that other girls may be attracted to him. He has a female coworker that chats with him and playfully flirts with him. One of my friends is even into him. However, I don't feel any jealousy. I feel like I should be jealous, but maybe never dating anyone ever has left me underdeveloped in the envy department of my brain. I'd be jealous if I found out he was fucking someone else though. I'm okay with flirting and talking with other girls or having other girls feel his muscles when I know I shouldn't be.
>>24825225
At least we don't rape, murder and harass like men do :)
why don't you get a gf, fembots?
>>24825256
All of those things are more tolerable than what you're doing tb.h family
>>24824758
Do you still live in Russia, and if so do you intend to stay there?
>>24825232
You're just not insecure. I wish I didn't feel like shit over the tiniest things. I probably just need to get my dependency issues sorted out.
>ovulating
>nothing but dreams about being impregnated by dragons and other fictional things
I hate this
>>24825232
I had this same experience the one time I dated. Lasted three years. Glad I'm not a jealous person.
>>24825109
if men were to do the same there would be no women who find it kinky yet sexually arousing
>>24825350
>tfw always fantasizing about getting impregnated by futas
>>24820801
http://elitedaily.com/women/science-vagina-change-tastes-like/967879/
>inb4
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT
>>24820801
>had to turn down 6 guys today because they weren't fit
why does life have to be so hard
>>24825350
You could always let me impregnate you anon :^)
>>24825303
I would, but she would probably want sex eventually and I don't want to fug a girl. I just want to hold her and make her feel loved and important and maybe if she's into itroleplay pretending I'm a man and she's my prisoner and I can pin her to the bed and cuddle her and grope her forcefully while telling her she's mine
>>24825314
Yes. I went to Canada for trip and went down to America also, is very amazing place. I would love to live in one of these countries.
>>24821478
We got a supreme gentleman here
>>24825388
I know the feeling.Im a boy btw :3
>>24824216
>>24824290
These posts brought me a kek the power of a thousand suns. God bless anon. Im not a femanon but heres my cock instead.
Ya like it?
got skype i want a fembot gf
>>24825661
List hobbies and interests
>>24825661
They can't be your gf because they're going to be mine
what's the most embarrassing thing you had a boyfriend or guy friend do?
I was making a bowel movement and when I got up to wipe I saw some blood on the tile floor. It turns out that I was bleeding out of my anus. After wiping and getting blood on my hands I asked my guy friend who I live with for a huge favor. I told him about what happened to me in the washroom and I wanted him to inspect my anus to check if there's a cut or anything wrong looking. He said my anus was really dry looking and there appears to be some cuts around my anus (chapped anal lips). I told him I feel really sore around that area. he put on some gloves and massaged some hand lotion into my anal area. He was very mature about it. He told me I should go see a doctor to make it sure it isn't serious.
>>24825681
reading, politics, philosophy, music, vidya
am i good enough
>>24825688
tfw no bleeding anus gf that needs medical anal attention
>>24825714
>>24825688
Probably the strangest way I've heard of a woman turning herself into used goods trash
>>24825408
Lesbo here. That's really hot anon. I'd date you even. If you didn't want sex.
>>24824277
be my gf pls now
My guy roommate who is my producer have this inside joke thing where he pretends to like me. We take pretend awkward pictures like him holding my hand or doing hover hand pictures. When we're playing a videogame together, we'll make stupid bets like "If you win, you get to hold my hand". My boyfriend is totally cool with it since he knows we're just playing around and roommate doesn't actually like me.
>>24825408
I dunno, it sorta sounds like you wanna fug girls. Unless that's a fantasy you usually apply to boys.
Why do cunts with boyfriends come here? Even single women aren't welcome here you fucking whores
>live with single dad
>he knows I'll never be able to live a normal life
>spoils me because kicking me out and forcing me to live on the streets won't do anyone any good
I don't get much of an allowance from him, but when I do get money I just buy myself a bunch of food. I want to get a job, but I never learned how to talk to people and I tend to easily freak out in stressful situations. I'm probably going to die alone and always be a disappointment to my dad. IF ONLY I CAN LEARN TO SOCIALIZE AND GET OVER MY SOCIAL ANXIETY
>>24821312
Cum on the mirror. Tell them you will continue to do this until they stop behaving like animals.
>>24824277
Could be a teeny tiny Bartholin cyst. I've had them before.
>>24825867
I'm glad the the idea is appealing. I would feel bad about dating a girl and not being able to satisfy her though. I really have no clue how to call my sexuality but I'm not a lesbian. If I dated a lesbian I feel like I would be depriving her of a better experience with some other girl.
>>24826058
>telling him to cum on his own reflection
Your just trying to make him gay aren't you?
>>24826095
>there's no such thing as no-homo
>implying that being turned on by his twink body is gay
>implying that fucking a feminine version of yourself isn't the manliest thing possible
>>24825951
I get turned on by ideas and stories and I've always liked kidnapping stories either self-inserting as the kidnapper or kidnappee. If I'm with a guy I like to be a sub most of the time, but if I was with a girl I would almost always want to dom, but while pretending I was a man and everyone in character. It's very odd.
It's more about telling a weird emotional story than sex. I do get off on it though.
>>24824186
I hear randos/randies a lot, it's normie speak, but common here in Aus.
>>24824099
You described my older sister exactly. The trick to getting a bf is to not be picky about their height, her bf of 2.5 years is an inch shorter than her.
>>24826347
This manlet falseflag
Apex kek
What are you ladies opinions on pilots?
>>24826525
Nice try my pilot
>>24826525
Respect because I'm given to understand that it takes a significant amount of training and hard work to become one, especially in the military or for a commercial plane.
I love women, but they are seriously fucking disgusting. Literally more gross than men are..
>slobs that leave their shit all over the goddamn place
>especially menstrual related shit and blood and such in the toilets
amongst all the other shit that comes with having a vagina.. they're nasty
I'm a lazyass but at least I have common courtesy and can pick up after myself
>>24826590
I just have my private pilots license right now. I do want to go into the air force once I'm done with college though.
>>24826438
I'm 6'3" tho
>>24826642
Good job and good luck anonymous! What kinds of planes do you want to fly in the air force?
>>24826596
Nice blog, faggot.
>>>/twitter/
As a 5'10" girl I can confirm that hugging a guy that is 5'2" will result in breasts in his face without the need of leaning his body into it. He can just walk straight into a face full of breasts.
>>24826676
the best one, of course!
>>24821312
Fuck you for not even realizing how lucky you are, I would lick that dried blood on the toilet seat every time I saw it.
>>24826744
>As a 5'10" girl
be my gf
>>24826772
you're disgusting. and pathetic.
>>24826723
Nice (You), faggot
>>>/thisdick/
>>24823363
that fag finally killed himself? Not gonna say dead is good, but man, that idiot was really annoying
>>24826744
This is all I really want in life.
>>24826751
Those are cool.
I think everyone fantasizes about flying one at one point and just fucking up enemy ground troops
My favorite plane is the SR-71 Blackbird. I just think it's so beautiful and THE SPEED
>>24820801
natsuki best girl
>>24826772
>I would lick that dried blood on the toilet seat every time I saw it.
you're fucking gross, my dude
>>24826979
Close but no.
>>24821185
>rando is a codeword for non-chads
>>24826596
as a fembot that lived with robots, nothing quite compares to men
>leaving dishes for days on end to the point of buying paperware instead of cleaning dishes
>spunk on the shower walls
>sweatyballsack smell oh god just fucking shoot me in the head i never want to smell that again
>never cleaning the toilet in their bathroom, just...just dump bleach in it and scrub why is it so hard
>facial hair trimmings on the fucking sink, crusted in with god knows what
>>24827290
why are you so fucking weird, its literally a word meaning random people
get your head out of your ass
>if you'd stopped being a closeted homosexual and racist cunt you might have made her happy
>you might be happy yourself
>she might not be dead
>>24820890
It might not be pleasant to you but it would probably be pleasant to a lot of guys.
>>24823363
>that was yours truly
he finally did it? thank god.
>>24827496
>>facial hair trimmings on the fucking sink, crusted in with god knows what
i love how this makes women mad
every girls bathroom i've ever been in had long strands of hair all fucking over the place. and the shower drains... jesus fucking christ the shower drains. fist sized clumps of hair stuck in the drain
want to talk about disgusting? go clean your shower drain, i'm sure yours is full of hair
>>24820801
What's your diet like? My girlfriend's vag juice gets far worse when she's had shit like onions compared to the rabbit food she usually eats.
>tfw back from the dead
>>24820801
i want to smell your pussy
>>24827631
We already know he left his trip when he left
>>24827631
you're kind of annoying but i'm glad you're not dead
>>24823441
I did this when I was like 17-18, but it made my dick real stinky
Now when I cum and just let it stew in my pants I go have a shower straight away
these are always horrible threads
>>24828009
Aww, you worked so hard to throw this together! Its adorable. Here's a (You) for all your hard work.
>>24828059
Go back to reddit, roastie.
>>24827593
Its not because I have a rubber hair catcher that I clean after every shower, also my roommate and I have short hair. We keep cleaning wipes in the bathroom for the sink in case of hair or makeup shed.
It's not that hard to just KEEP. THINGS. CLEAN.
Why the fuck are these threads allowed? Women CANNOT be robots. If you are a female and you aren't deformed or an amputee or something, the only way you can be lonely is if you have ridiculously high standards. Go rot in a ditch you cum dumpsters.
>>24828134
as if robots dont also have ridiculously high standards
>>24828134
>you can't be a robot because you can sleep with anyone!!
>sleep with anyone and you're a slut
>sleep with no one and you've got high standards
>>24828134
You can not be a robot either. A robot is created from steel and wires. A robot can be changed in any way it needs to be. You were born into this world as you are, and will remain that way until you die. Do not pretend you aren't human. Do not deny your truth.
>>24828162
>as if robots dont also have ridiculously high standards
why do you think that? I dont have high standards at all. Most guys here dont. Have you seen the belly gf threads? Dont fucking project your shit attitudes onto us, we're not like you.
>>24828180
>>sleep with no one and you've got high standards
No one says this. If you bitch about being lonely or how there's "no good men left" etc then you have high standards.
>>24826059
>be me
>be lesbian that gets begged to gf this desperate boy
>never felt so dead on the inside before, even when I fell asleep alone with no friends to talk to for a whole year
>feels bad man
>>24828238
So you're the exception, and the belly thread posters are the exception, its almost like you cant just make shitty general statements about entire groups of people without offending people of that group...wow
imagine that
fucking crazy
>>24828463
what? i can't fathom why you thought that would work. just break up with him.
>>24828498
Fuck off. You live life on tutorial mode. Why do you insist on shitting up the board?
>>24828463
dump him for your own sake AND HIS SAKE.
He can never truly be happy if he's dating someone who CANNOT be attracted to him. You won't be happy dating a boy. It's better to be single than that.
>>24828134
>implying deformed female amputee somethings can be robots
lol not even close to being true.
>>24828519
I dont even allude to my gender until i see people lying about something so easily disputed
this board used to be interesting until you all went reee normie reee and its like the collective IQ dropped and now its nothing but women hate threads or /pol/tard level racist shit that isnt even funny
git gud, faggot
>teach boyfriend how to play Magic The Gathering
>he looks up a control deck guide and just buys a bunch of cards online to copy some expert control deck
>not fun playing with him anymore because he doesn't try to make his own deck, he just copies whatever pro deck he sees online
>>24828621
>until i see people lying about something so easily disputed
And what would that be? The fact that women can't be lonely, barring some circumstance like being deformed or an amputee? Anyone who tries to dispute that is a fucking moron.
>>24828659
>Magic the Gathering
Why are women such shit?
>>24828659
>dating people who play to win and not to have fun
dump him for the love of god, those people are the worst
>>24820801
I realize this may seem odd coming from a robot, but have you ever heard of something called "bathing"?
>>24821205
You seem saddle sore.
>>24828575
I think you can with certain deformities.
Like I used to weigh a fuckload and I'm being left with enough loose skin to knock someone out with just the skin on my arm. Pretty sure only people mentally ill would want to be with someone who looks like they're melting.
>>24829575
>women can be robots
No. Move along.
>>24828567
>>24828518
Broke up with him last week but we're still cool and play videa every other day. I appreciate you guys weighing in though.
>>24829790
oh, well that's good. glad you both are doing alright.
>>24820801
>tfw neo-feminism is the new marxist moneymaking machine, spearheaded by racists and sexists who mistake race, gender, and sex for classes and tries to steal money from the ignorant through silencing, bullying, scare-tactics, opression and censorship.
>tfw neo-feminism is rooted in nations where women already have the same rights as men under the law and in fact men are at the disadvantage in the laws
>tfw women start invading the safe space of robots and appropriating our culture whilst denying our feels
>tfw all vidya and media will be censored by feminists and only PC content which doesn't trigger their wrongly diagnosed PSTs are allowed.
Honestly, what the fuck do you want from us? Almost every single fucking thing men have ever done they have done to appease some women. Please stop your crusade on men.
>had sex with a qt blackaboo the other day
>wash my sheets because she definitely didnt shower before coming, the stank was real
seriously girls, before you fuck a guy you dont know, clean your nasty piss flaps for once
>tfw random discharge seeps into my undies
Pic is my undies after long day
>>24830044
>tfw discharge is so acidic it bleaches all my pretty underwear
>>24830044
pls describe how bad it smells i need to masturbate
>>24820801
rando is a pretty dank word, need to incorporate that in my vocabulary
>>24830044
>tfw the discharge acts like glue and my pubes get stuck to my panties
>tfw buy gf undies
>eventually see her wearing them and there's a piss/discharge/shit stain when i see them after we fuck around
>>24820801
This one cute girl at school had the nastiest smelling vag. If she was wearing sweatpants and did something like cross her legs it released a stink that would reach 6 feet away that I can't even be described. She had to have some major infection.
>>24830044
Disgusting. I always wear panty liners, I can't stand having my underwear soiled in any way and walking around like that
>>24823248
She has a nice body, but wow what a shit face
textbook butterface honestly
>>24830149
Smells kind of like potatoes and tastes like lime.
>>24830232
Ugh that's why I use baby wipes to clean up...
>>24830129
Especially the darks... Woe is us.
I will date you. --
>>24830649
Will you date a degenerate weeb?
>>24824577
When was this ever officially a "male" board? Show me where it's written.
>>24830649
I don't want to be dated anonymous. Dating isn't good for me.
>>24830660
That depends on what your favourite anime is.
>>24824201
6'4'' textbook German here. I'll fuck anything that moves, hard. You pay the trip here, I cook dinner, then I berate you for not being on my intellectual level while I pound you.
/That's actually a fantasy of mine. Fucking some dumb slut while ranting about philosophical concepts that she could never understand and making fun of her for being intellectually inferior. Yes I am on the Spectrum. Go figure.../
>>24830685
that's a pretty entertaining fetish actually
hypothetically what would happen if she replied to your rants and WAS on the same level as you? I just want to know how this would affect your boner.
>>24820801
Ok fembots, this is me.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 165lbs
Deadlift: 220lbs
Bench: 132lbs
Shoulder: 110lbs
Squat: 132lbs
Would date?
>>24820801
I'm on my period and this is what comes out
>>24830784
Do u take it up the shiter?
>>24830666
women can't be robots, satan
>>24830799
Women are fucking disgusting creatures
>>24820801
Why dont you wash your fucking pussy then you fucking disgustins autist?
Do you know how mad I'd be when I try fucking you?
>>24830784
tell me about your hobbies and interests and stuff
>>24830044
>>24830799
You are fucking disgusting, geezus
>>24830784
>implying women know anything about lifting and what any of that means
>>24824201
I don't understand the hang up on height with domming. I get that it's about power, but you can use other methods like blackmail, bondage, pain or simply exactly what buttons to push to get them to cum.
My girlfriend is 1" taller than me. She tried leaving me recently and ended coming back a month later because she couldn't cum no matter what she tried.
