>tfw you're on your period
>tfw wake up and crave cream cheese, blue berry bread and a frappuccino with two sugars from starbucks
>tfw you tell your bf your order exactly how you want it
>tfw he returns with a cappuccino, no sugar and a blue berry bagel.
>tfw he always gets the coffee order wrong.
>tfw you go crazy at him
Can we have a fembot feels thread? I love him but he is driving me crazy...
>having periods
Haha get rekt cunt
>>24819686
Nice pun m'friendo!!!!
>>24819656
I'd slap you for being retarded like that
>>24819712
U a little upset there bruv?
>>24819656
>bf
>fembot
We can have a get the fuck off my board thread
>>24819656
>womenstruals
>>24819746
Why would I be upset?
I'm le complimenting his pun, m'gentleman!12!32!
>>24819749
He's a robot you douche. He has social anxiety, we both do.
>>24819788
>has a gf
>robot
>m-muh social anxiety ;^(
>OP is jerking off pretending he's a girl on her period.
>>24819784
>his pun
>implying it wasn't me the whole time
>tricked
remember to report this threads with attention whore cunts.
>>24819656
>Unhappy someone took time out of their day to get food for you
Id be grateful even if it was fucking McDonalds
>>24819824
>bad mood
But....m'goy.....I was having fun the whole time!
>having a gf
>any year
>>24819656
>frappucino
>2 sugars
>coffee
top kek, thats absolutely hilarious.
coffee should be drunk with out sugar or milk, like god intended
>>24819656
GTFO "fembot" cancer.
Seriously, get out.
>>24819656
>I'm on my period so now I am even more useless than I was before *sobs*
Do you realize how retarded you sound?
>>24819867
Yes, but my trick worked :^)
>>24819874
you guys are pathetic for taking this b8
you can't even add sugar to a frappuccino you losers
>>24819656
I am actually cracking up out loud at this bait. Beautiful
>select all images of coffee
>>24819923
you can add liquid sugar, 2 sugars could mean 2 pumps at starkucks
>>24819656
OUT
U
T
>bf refuses to waste his time on me during my period
>I find this reasonable and I leave him alone
>read bait thread like this
>maybe OP had a really mean gf and thinks that's standard
If that's the case, sorry OP.
Better luck next time.
>>24820413
Maybe you should get the fuck this board roastie whore. You're exactly the same as op
>>24820444
I'm not the same as op because I'm not an angry man pretending to be an evil woman.
Reaching out, responding and questioning is excellent anon. Even if it's vaguely confrontational, I think you should apply the same methods in real life.
Talk to a girl.
You can do it.
>>24820490
Get out whore
Nobody wants you here
>>24820536
It's interesting that you aren't using aggressive punctuation.
Are you on the autism spectrum?
>>24820578
The only one who seems autistic here is you.
>>24820578
Get
Original Comment Do not copy
>tell BF i want a large triple triple and a 10 pack of timbits, chocolate and regular
>he brings me a medium double double, with two double chocoate donuts
how does one fuck up so bad
he said they were out of timbits
i find that highly unlikely
>>24819656
>tfw a whore
>tfw wake up and crave creamy semen, butt sex bareback and a finger fucking with two fingers from Chad
>tfw tell tumblr men are scum
>tfw they return with comments about the patriarchy, pictures of cats, and nothing of value
>tfw they always do this
>tfw get angry at parents
Can we have a slut exodus from r9k?
>>24819656
This is bait.
If not, which I really doubt, I wonder if your face looks as retarded as you sound.
>>24820732
>has started calling her johns boyfriends now
sad.
>>24820732
>>24819656
all these normie whores with their overpriced pseudo coffee orders longer than the us constitution. shut the fuck up be thankful you have a boyfriend. reeee etc rotting japanese cabbage you are such a bland hoe but here is your attention for the day
>>24820732
Maybe he wants you to eat less because he thinks you're a ham beast?
>>24820825
He's not a john if he is not paying.
hes my boyfriend. we hang out, no money involved at all. so hes not a john hes my bf.
>>24820832
>overpriced coffee
Tim Hortons is not overpriced. Im not asking much when i ask for a timmies coffee with timbits. basic canadian thnigs man
>>24820891
>Tim Hortons is not overpriced
Top fucking kek
>>24819656
This is so HD bate
>>24820873
well that isnt his decision.
what goes in my body is not his problem nor should he care
I WANT MY TRIPLE TRIPLE
>>24820919
What other coffee place would you go to? Bakers dozen, country style are both shit.
Do people understand that Op is not ackshually a girl?
>>24820732
>triple triple
what the fuck
eat a double double and a hamburger like a normal person you freak
>>24820960
>What other coffee place would you go to?
I wouldn't because coffee is shit
>>24820960
He's trying to do you a favor by keeping you in a condition where he can still bear to look at you.
If you became a fat pig you'd end up alone again and probably stay alone because you'd comfort eat to deal with the pain.
He's making the decision for you because he wants to help you both.
>>24819656
Go and get it yourself if he keeps fucking it up then. What are you, disabled?
>>24819788
>social anxiety
fook off, cunt. your bf's a faggot.
>>24821063
Dude, that's a fucked up tripfaggot. That's really a 35 year old faggot pretending to some canadian bitch on here for the last like 4 years.
>>24819718
Is that a man? Any more of that?
>has bf
>calls herself a fembot
>>24820994
>doesnt understand canadaisms
in and out is one restaurant i would like to go to\
and whataburger
been to fiveguys. FUCKNIG SUCKS
>>24821022
ever had a mocha?
pretty good
Roasties get out.
Or I'm crashing this thread.
>>24819656
You should just write down the order.
This is such a non-issue yet you seem overwhelmed by this "problem" and are clueless as to what to do. You're a retarded roastie and you should fuck off to cumdumpsterland and stop shitting up this board.
>fembot
>has bf
Hey OP could you please go back to /s4s/?
>>24821382
Fuck you, you try bleeding for a week and being stuck in bed and having an incompetent bf. Yeah I could've wrote it down, but it was early in the morning and I was in a hurry to eat.
>>24820732
>chocolate and regular
Fucking disgusting.
Sour Cream Glazed and Birthday cake are the best.
>>24821414
>stuck in bed
Just fuck off already
>>24821360
oh i didn't know canada had a triple triple thing
>>24821444
>implying you could ever handle the pain of a period
You fuck off. I was hungry and annoyed. He's my BF, he should be able to remember 3 things.
>>24819656
How much sugar do you need, you whale? You don't add sugar to a frappuccino since it already has a shit ton in. You might put two sugars in a cappuccino cause you're a lady so obviously your man was trying to fix your retardation.
t. Barista that now has to work for the siren
>people are falling for this
>more people will fall for this
OP can't even into basic women's anatomy.
>>24821468
it means3 sugars, 3 cream
>>24821500
The ones at starbucks aren't sweet enough.
>>24819656
Why didn't you just get it yourself if you were so worried and particular on the order?
>>24819656
Maybe you should hire a butler.
It's actually his job to fetch you shit so he'll probably do it right.
>>24819656
do people actually not realize that this is bait
>>24819656
Being a robot that has a major relationship.
Ohhhh he got your stupid sounding food order wrong, if only you wrote it down.
The only solution to an issue this big is to kill yourself.
>>24821528
That's gross. You're gross even if you're imaginary.
Sad thing, the other day I had to make two venti frappuccinos for a really fat lady and her huge kid. They were massive. Hamplanets isn't enough. The default recipie wasn't sweet enough so they asked for triple syrup and extra CUPS of whip. Was like 2k calories. That's a kind of child abuse. baka.
>>24819656
>Fembot
>Bf
>Implying fembots are real in the first place
ITT: retards replying earnestly to obvious bait
>>24820960
As if I didn't think you're retarded already.
>I WANT TO BE A FUCKING FATASS FUCK WHAT HE THINKS
Just go cut yourself you whale, then stuff your face with some chocolate while crying.
