King Beta
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Who /KingBeta/ here?
About me;
> I am 45 years of age.
> I am an obese manlet. 5'2" 235lbs and rising.
> I live with my terminally ill mother.
> I gambled her retirement money away.
> I smoke crack on occasions.
> I am a hoarder.
> I am a gambler, when moneys available.
> I haven't showered in weeks.
> My dad raped me
> My grandpa watched my dad rape me
> I sleep on a mattress covered in cigarette ash and doritos bags plus some extras
> I smoke 2 packs of cigarettes, daily.
> I have got an STD
> I am pretty sure I got crabs
> I got no job I am a comfy neet
> I got a dead cat I can't reach in the top of my closet so my used to smell like shit[get used to oders easily]
> I am missing 5 fingers, so I am a handicapped fatass
> I use towels to whipe my ass and resuse a towel 7 times before I wash it
> I live in a 1 floor moldy house
> I got severe acne
> The floors to my house are wet and caving in
> I got got one light bulb in my room and theres always flys, moths and lady bugs flying around it
> I masturbate once every 2 days because I am so out of shape, its exhausting.
> I pay for $20 dollar hookers
Pic not mine, but it may as well be related. my room looks like an updated version.
oh boy another roleplay thread
>>24819214
bumperoo bump. .
>>24819214
Post pics desu senpai. How did the cat die?
>>24819214
you had sex so you are about as normie as they come.
disqualified, get out
>>24819263
I sold my camera/phone for gambling money. I am posting from an old ipod it doesn't got a camera, was worth nothing so I couldn't sell it.
>>24819214
Post pics of yourself pls
I want to see what a true failure looks like
>>24819280
where are you currently? at home?
>>24819297
Look in the mirror, my son.
This can't be true, there's no way human life in the 21st century can go so wrong...
>>24819214
What do you gamble on? Who do you got in the hornets game tonight?
>>24819321
Im parked outside of mcdonalds eating some double cheese burgs
>>24819214
I don't believe you, like, at all.
>>24819356
Slot machines.
>>24819351
it's true, and it's your fate.
>>24819359
is that how you have wifi?
>>24819385
yes, so I dont post here often.
>>24819214
oc do not steal
>>24819351
not everyone was born with a gold dildo up their ass like you.
your sheltered ass can't understand there are people that really are in precarious conditions and without hope.
i envy you
>>24819214
Probably not you.
You score high but at the same time you've obviously gotten laid plenty.
What happened to your cat and your fingers?
>>24819214
I don't quite think OP heard the old phrase "photographical evidence or incident did not occur"
I dont believe you for a second mate I bet you are a blue eyed blonde chad with a bmw convertable
>>24819214
>I masturbate once every 2 days because I am so out of shape
I masturbate once every two weeks and I'm in okay shape
>>24819436
FeelsTrashMan
>>24819214
>I got a dead cat I can't reach in the top of my closet
How did a dying cat get onto a top shelf?
Bullshit.
Post proof or fuck-off OP, you can't be this much of a faggot to make a thread without showing us the life of squalor
>>24819436
this had to be intentional
>>24819214
>>24819214
>tfw no 5'2" bf
>>24819214
is dis you?
>>24819214
>be me
>25yo beta
>no friends
>no gf and absolutely zero chance of getting one because chronic bad breath, skinny, very noticeable low self esteem
>have ok warehouse job but was just notified december 22 will be my last day
>zero perspective to find another job
>after i get fired i will haveabout 2500euros wich i am planning to spend until end of january on food/alcohool/weed/cigs
>first week of february will most likely be my last
>i have failed at life
What about the heroine?
>>24819214
Fucking unreal, dude.
How long have you been living like this?
Also, this
>>24820714
We need some pics.
>>24821412
Sorry to burst your bubble, but he isn't for real.
>>24821254
Brush your teeth then fegget
>>24821254
>after i get fired i will haveabout 2500euros wich i am planning to spend until end of january on food/alcohool/weed/cigs
And you wonder why you fail at life, fag
>>24821254
Wait so literally your only problem is that you don't brush your teeth or work out a minimal amount? Come on, what is this bullshit.
