Well it's happening.
My parents want me to get a job or do something with my life.
It's for my own good they say.
Tomorrow I'm going to an interview and I'm going to spill spaghetti everywhere. I'm 22, it's going to be the first work interview I ever went to.
Should I just kill myself already ?
>>24819015
get a trimmer and clean up. don't shave completely but you can shorten it slightly so it looks neater.
i need to as well.
>>24819015
ALLAHU ALLAHU ACKBAR
Dude just fuck up the interview intentionally, and do that with all your interviews. Don't kill yourself until they actually kick you out or die.
>>24819015
TAKBIR ALLAHU ACKBAR *TOOF* TUTUTUTUTUTUT* TUTUTUTUT* ALLAHU ACKBAR ALLHU ACKBAR *TUTUTUTUTUTUT*
>>24819053
>>24819100
Not even, but perhaps they'll think I'm a durka.
Eh, just give it your best anon. You may not get the job, but at least you get some interview experience
>>24819015
In a similair boat senpai except I'm going to the Job Centre, instead of an interview. I hope they can find me a nice quite night shift mopping the floors or something.
>>24819015
Just have a wash, have a complete shave and put on some deodorant and some decent clothes and you'll be fine. Employers don't take anyone with anything but the bare minimum of facial hair and even then no neckbeards are allowed.
cool beard , own them hard.
>>24819015
keep the beard and dress like a proper hipster
you should be ok
