Dear normies, I beg you, please leave. This is our last home, our last bastion, our last hope. This place is for robots only.
If you ever had a gf, you're a normie.
If you ever had sex with someone that isn't a prostitute, you're a normie.
If you live a normal social life, YOU. ARE. A. NORMIE!
Please, leave this place now and never come back, normie. Please.
>>24818776
Anon you're just feeding their ego and making them think this is some sort of meme; doing this will only make them want to stay more. The only way to get away from them is to make your r9k hang out and only invite true robots, or just do your best to igrnore their constant daily retardation.
I've had a few girlfriends and casual sex but I'm still no normie although I'm trying to make the transition.
>>24818776
time for OP and all the other frogfags to move on to wizardchan.
you've lost and we're all up in your base redecorating.
>thinking this shithole is your last hope
>not realizing it's been completely over run by normies by now
>>24818776
Cyborg here. Normies, you have Facebook and Pinterest. Can't you just enjoy normie sites?
>>24818886
>I've had a few girlfriends and casual sex but I'm still no normie
2+2=5
>>24818933
you're a normie too
Why don't you just try to conform?
You call this your last hope but you just come here to cry about how you're different and want to stay that way even though you're miserable.
>>24818951
I don't think I'm a normie, I've had sex but don't have a large group of friends just a few friends and a ton of associates
Gotta put myself out there more because I'm interested in a lot of the people I've met and exchanged numbers with but I'm also shy and low maintenance/nonneedy so I tend not to contribute a whole lot to a given conversation or budding relationship
>>24819022
Any friends or associates at all = normie
gfs ever = normie
not a KV = normie
Why do you normies have so much trouble understanding this?
>>24818995
This OP, everyone gets shy, lonely, anxious and insecure even normies but there's no reason to lead a life of complete exile when people are generally friendly and you and I both know you could get at least one girlfriend given enough time and effort.
Not saying you're going to be the mack or something, just why not be normal? Have friends, one girl that really likes you, and develop some more common interest
>>24819038
I have two friends, no gf, and have never had sex. I'm also a nor/mlp/erson.
I'm pretty sure I'm not a normie.
>>24819038
Then there are practically no robots on r9k due to most everyone on here having friends in some capacity, I'm willing to bet even you have some friends even if they're online pals
>>24818776
But I guarantee I've been here longer than you sperg.
So you know what? Fuck off, I'm not going anywhere.
>>24819022
I started pissing in cups because the bathroom felt too far to go in the morning. It was so easy I upgraded to shitting. My afternoon routine includes dumping out my shit cup. Get out with your normie shit.
>>24819090
Are you enrolled in education or employed? That could be a great transition from defecating in bottles, in a dorm you're pretty much forced to interact with your peers, I've only seen one guy socially isolated in my time here
>>24819055
>thinking it's that easy
gtfo normie
>>24818776
No. We're here to stay.
>>24819074
>Then there are practically no robots on r9k due to most everyone on here having friends in some capacity
I can accept this conclusion even if it bothers me.
>I'm willing to bet even you have some friends even if they're online pals
You'd lose that bet.
>>24819069
/mlp/ is normie as fuck. They're the absolute lowest scum of the normie world but still normie. They're like weeaboos: A big group of weirdo, but at least they have each other. They even have awkward and (probably) smelly orgies.
My only connection with other humans is telling them to gtfo /r9k/
normie with gf here and here to stay
if you don't want us hanging around you should stop being so entertaining lmao
>>24819114
>implying I want anything to do with people.
Jesus christ you people really don't get it do you? I WANT to be left alone. How hard is that to understand?
>>24819115
I'm not saying you can pull God damn Ariana Grande or some shit but I don't care what you look like you can get at least one girl. My dad is practically a midget (5'6 or something) and in his old age looks like Uncle Fester from the Adams Family but my mom is heads over heels in love with and has been for nearing 40 years, and she was very pretty and still much better looking than him. She's also taller than him although he'll argue otherwise
But my dad is very funny, well liked, great at sports and just a joy to be around. I'm willing to bet a lot of people right now would be your friend at the very least if you initiated some sort of conversation
>>24818776
When I started posting on this board it wasn't for faggot losers like you. You leave.
>>24819177
Why? Aren't we social creatures? Why come to arcanine if you want to be so alone?
>>24818776
Jesus christ that hurt.
>>24819115
It'd be easier if you made attempts to conform.
>"derp I make no effort to get along with anyone and go out of my way to aggravate them any chance I get, tfw khv"
>>24819150
>mlp
>lowest scub of the normie world
They're probably happier than any of us.
>>24818776
i'm a worse NEET than 95% of people on here and I've had a girlfriend when I was a kid desu
i haven't worked a day since 2010, haven't gone to school either. i typically spend 16 hours a day on a computer. i leave the house about twice a week to buy groceries (~20 minutes). i have alienated every single friend i've ever had. i own fake pussies and follow anime and esports
yet some wannabe normies who go to school or work every day and try to talk to people and be a contributing member of society but just hasn't managed to get laid tells me I'm not a robot. fuck off
>>24819150
Yeah normie and normal don't mean the same thing, like Ted Bundy definitely wasn't normal but he was a normie. Basically a normie is anyone who has some degree of social success whatsoever, even if they can relate to the robot outside of that one aspect
>>24819202
>hurr hurr faggot losers!
Why are you here? That's what /r9k/ is FOR you idiot. It's like going on fit and screaming how working out is lame.
Normies are here for the memes. They don't care about our feelings. If you want them to leave spam gore and cp for them to get disgusted and leave. Another big sacrifice you need to make is stop MEMEING AND STOP USING REDDITFROGS.
Oh hi OP!
Don't mind me I'm just sitting here with my gf. We just had a nice dinner together and then watched a movie. Now she's cuddled up next to me and drifting off to sleep. I think I'll wake her up and have some sweet unprotected sex..
Cheerio!
>>24819233
Exactly. Fucking normies.
>>24819245
it's not what it was created for. I can see you've come from r/4chan in the past year and don't realize that
>>24819245
>being this new
senpai pls
>>24819245
Holy shit, how fucking new are you?
>>24819245
That's not what /r9k/ is for, it's not your safe space to discuss your misery without dissenting opinions and never was
>>24819284
Not the guy you're responding to, but you're right and wrong.
Initially /r9k/ was just a more regulated /b/
But now it's grown to become a haven for
>greentxt
>tfw no gf
>roboHQ
So, ya know, try not to complain.
>>24818776
>This was our last home, our last bastion, our last hope.
ftfy
i have stopped being all day in 4chan for the last week.
i can't stand the invasion.
i can't take anymore normal scum ruining this place.
i can't deal with the people that believe 4chan is serious business.
i can't even.
i was a regular shitposter not only here but across 3-4 boards. not anymore.
fuck you gook. without the userbase, this place would not exist.
>>24819353
it's always been a greentext board even if it's never been an official "rule". the whole loser haven thing is a more recent development. around when they disabled the filter and this board served no function
>>24818776
All your bases belong to us, also the game
>>24819381
That's just not true, it's been a loser board since at least 2010
>>24819381
>it's always been a greentext board
No it wasn't. People used to talk in ordinary sentences and use paragraphs like functional human beings and not meme spouting kids. Le ebin greentext stories came later.
>>24819284
>>24819286
>>24819308
>>24819320
That IS what it's for you fucking tards. That may not be what it was created about but that's the culture that came from it. Why do you think this post got created? Because we're fucking tired of you shits thinking this is just /b2/. Why do you think /r9k/ on 8 chan bans normie shit? Because you shits showed up and ruined our board.
>>24819411
This. That is why the board was deleted in the first place ffs. I don't know how these people can be so wrong.
>>24818776
>>24819245
This isn't your board. It was never your board. You are welcome to post here because everyone is, but if you don't like the responses you get or the content that isn't aimed at you, then fuck off to wizardchan and never come back here.
Fuck you for trying to act as if this is your safe space. Cunt.
>>24819368
>>24819410
Please stop this barrage of antiquated memes
>>24819413
greentext stories on 4chan are a lot older than the first incarnation of r9k
when it was added as an experiement the nature of the board immidiately attracted those interested in this part of 4chan's (mostly /b/'s) culture because it bodes so well with it. it's never been EXCLUSIVELY a greentext board and I didn't try to say it has
>>24819427
Lmao he heated he feel some type of way tbqh
>>24819427
No it isn't. Read the rules in the sticky on the first page. It's very clear what this board is for and no amount of trying to force your stupid le losers special club maymay is going to work.
You and your kind have no fucking respect. We let you post here and you decided it meant you had the right to try to take this board over and now you think it's OK to whine like a faggot because you're not getting your own way.
Fuck you.
>>24819427
go to 8_chan then
>That may not be what it was created about but that's the culture that came from it
so natural culture change users bring over time is ok when it's what you want but not ok when it's what you don't want. nice logic retard
Lol if you haven't fucked yet in life you should be outright banned from this board
fuck this place. I go to /pol/ now days and complain about degeneracy.
>>24818776
Dubs say we leave
>>24818776
>If you ever had sex with someone that isn't a prostitute
The battlecry of the failed normie: pretending prostitutes don't count. If you ever had sex with ANYONE, you are a normie. Get out.
>>24818776
>Please, leave this place now and never come back, normie. Please.
Never gonna happen
>>24819522
See you later, normiegator
>>24819483
>walks into republican convention
>begins screaming "REPUBLICANS SUCK REPUBLICANS SUCK, I HAVE FREE SPEECH SO YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING"
This is how retarded you are. You're technically correct when you say you're allowed to post whatever, but it's fucking stupid to go where you are explicitly not wanted and your opinions disagree with the majority. Why the fuck are you here?
ATTN: ABNORMIES!
This is our board. You are guests here. Never forget this simple fact. This isn't your haven and you can always leave
implying virginity as some sort of ultimate test of robotness is the worst fucking meme of all time
half this board is 16 years old and it's totally normal to be a virgin at that age. you'll eventually grow into a perfectly adjusted adult with a job and a wife but think for the time being you're a better poster than some NEET loser in his 30s because he had sweaty sex with a drunk fat chick once 15 years ago?
Im normie as fuck,
>Slept with 26 people
>in uni
>have loads of friends
Still have crushing anxiety unless I'm ridiculously drunk to the point I can't even converse with closest friends...Very depressed and on anti-depressants, hate almost all of my 'friends'.
Am I really a normie? I like to consider myself a cross breed..
>>24819555
nice trips permavirgin
>>24819171
Unfortunately this is correct. The reason normies come here is because it's genuinely a funny place to visit.
>>24818886
>>24818890
>>24818933
>>24819022
>>24819083
>>24819145
>>24819171
>>24819202
>>24819219
>>24819234
>>24819270
>>24819445
>>24819537
You can just go to /b/ or /s4s/ instead. It would be a win-win.
You'd have more fun with more memes and we'd have our robot homeland.
>>24818776
This is and always has been our board. You sperges just tried to make it your refuge for a while and now we're slowly bleeding back in tbqh.
>>24819022
Dubs wasted in a normie on denial. Get out.
>>24819555
Lol it seems like the normies outnumber the weird fags though, which means your ass should probably leave
>>24819591
The things most of you find entertaining is mostly the meme-posters who are a part of you people, not our people, if you all went away to /b/ or /s4s/ you'd have a lot more fun.
>>24819595
but /b/ is shit
>>24818776
>implying normies can't descend into robothood
>inb4 pure blood robot
>>24819595
Nah fuck that r9k is the only board I be on now
>>24819055
>people are generally friendly
>you could get at least one girlfriend given enough time and effort
Fucking normies wasting dubs.
GET OUT
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>>24819555
This isn't your board. You seem to confuse your participation in loser threads and your adoption of some sort of stupid le r9k is for khv neets maymay as meaning that this board is for you.
It isn't. The rest of us were here before you came along, we're the people who let you post here and had the kindness to share the space with you. Now you worthless, selfish, entitled little cunts think you're actually running this board.
I'm going to make this really fucking clear - either accept that this isn't your safe space and you're going to share it, or fuck off. Stop trying to use feminist tier shaming tactics and accept the truth of the situation.
>>24819639
r9k is equally shit
>>24819657
He's right you know senpai
>>24819665
not him but, You sound really fucking gay, anon.
>>24819657
that's actually true unless you live in Nigeria or something
>>24819675
at least threads don't 404 in ten minutes so there's actual conversations
>>24819710
Not him but he's not the one rattling off about r9k being a safe space for niggas who can't get pussy, that's some gay ass shit
>>24819595
>You can just go to /b/ or /s4s/ instead.
And so could you. What makes you think you're the one who deserves to stay, you piece of fucking shit?
Here's a gigantic red flag for you - the robot reinstated sends a clear message to you and your kind and reinforces the original intention of this board.
Once again, this isn't your haven and you are always welcome to leave.
>>24819657
I've never had someone just be an outright dick to me IRL, but people sure act like that often on /r9k/. Makes you wonder if most robots are in the situation they are in due to their own awful personalities rather than Chad and Stacey, who seem to be genuinely nice people.
>>24819710
>u sound ghey
Keep your cunt opinions to yourself, you middle school faggot.
>>24819733
No, if the robots left for /b/ or /s4s/ you'd win and we'd lose (we'd just have the same shit position as now but a little bit more shit). If you people left for /b/ or /s4s/ you'd win and we'd win.
>>24819728
it is called natural selection babe, the faster the it goes, the better it is for everyone
>>24819665
>we're the people who let you post here.
FUCKING DIPSHIT ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS.
Holy hell you're retarded ain't ya?
>>24819760
you upset there? sorry, didn't mean to upset you
>>24819783
>y-y-you retarded
Robots on actual suicide watch as usual
>>24819185
Your father get married in times before the feminism take over (mere ten years approx. before the arrival of the first bra burners) That's why he could. Hell even Rodger could get a gf if he was born in the 70's
>>24819665
Are you trying to sound edgy?
You sound like a teenager giving an ultimatum in his head to his mom.
>>24819729
Than what the fuck are you then, are you robot, failed normie, cyborg or what? To be truthful I'm a failed normie, but I don't put shit on the robots here like the rest of these faggots
>>24819801
But most men don't die virgins even today, there's no reason you can't be in a relationship.
>>24818776
>Dear normies, I beg you, please leave
nah
>>24819760
>How about lame, or how stupid that shit argument that anon had, you failed normie cyborg
>>24819171
Are we your fucking jesters?
Why don't you go and spend your time eating up the roastie cunt that you have as a girlfriend?
>>24819835
I'm just a regular normie, girlfriend, friends and in university. This is not a safe space (do not cross) for people to complain about girls being mean to dem
>Dey won't give me no pussy
>Shower? Why bother? Work out? It doesn't even matter
My gf and I are robots, fucking deal with it
>>24819772
Or you could go to Wizchan. It'd be a win win for everyone because it'd be one less whiny bitch telling everyone to go here and there because they're not you.
>>24819801
most guys get more sex nowadays, with more sex partners etc
I don't really know what is up with you, but I hope that you know people from the past also have their own share of troubles right?
>>24819595
but then how would I revel in manchild tears if I didn't shitpost on /r9k/?
>>24819234
You're not a robot. Leave
>>24819575
>Am I really a normie? I like to consider myself a cross breed..
You are a complete normie, I really fucking hate all the normies infesting this board now, its like the feminist who complains about men spreading their legs too wide on trains and compares that to the oppression women face in Islamic countries, what a lot of normies have in common is first world problems, yet they delude themselves into thinking they have it so bad because its "cool", "edgy", "dark and mysterious", etc, they came just because of the shooting and "being part of the site" makes them feel "edgy". You guys are no different than these idiot goths who wear black and eye shadow because they think they are so dark, yet If you should most of these fuckers a dead mutilated body in real life they'd puke and cringe up, they're fakers, who ironically can't even tell how fake they are, they actually believe their own hype, just like you.
>>Slept with 26 people
Slept with zero
>in uni
Me too
>Have loads of friends
Have very few friends and many "acquaintances" (have no choice but to interact with people since I'm at uni)
>Still have crushing anxiety
I'm almost certain this is about some BS insignificant problem that is somehow a big deal to you
>I can't even converse with closest friends
This just sounds like you trying to be edgy
>Very depressed and on anti-depressants
Again this bullshit, like the idiots that cut themselves when depressed when cutting yourself does fucking nothing to make you feel better, its all just for attention
>hate almost all of my 'friends'
1. Why the fuck do you care then that you can't converse with them?
2. Why the fuck are you even "friends" with them, the people I hate I try not to even look at or breathe near them kek (they don't exist to me), again its like like you normie fuckers to do counterproductive illogical emotionally driven shit because it makes you "feel special" and it garners attention.
Robots should just go over to WizardChan where nonvirgins, people with friends, girlfriends and I think jobs (?) and those with dissenting opinions get lifetime bans
Also I think girls get banned
>>24819864
Then let the robots do what they want, I'm not shy or have social anxiety, I don't complain about women, I'm in CC, right now I have no friends but I don't mind cause CC, in uni I will. Let the robots have their fun anon
/r9k/ belongs to robots just like /trash/ belongs to cloppers.
>>24819690
>>24819720
>>24819758
>that amount of denial and lecturing
And you normies keep wondering why you need to get out...
>>24819909
>has friends and isn't a NEET
>thinks he can call other people normies
>>24819916
I can use both dummy.
>>24819774
>faster is better
underageb&
>>24819969
Explain to me how any of that is denial or lecturing? Most people are friendly with good intentions, making friends is too easy if you wanted to be normal it's not outside of your grasp
>>24819891
You are not a robot. Leave.
>>24819969
do you suffer from parental issues or something?
>>24819733
Fucktard the robot was brought back because of all the normies and roasties shitposting about muh racism and muh sexism and hitting report on so many threads.
Dr Normie I'm CIA
>>24819758
>Chad and Stacey, who seem to be genuinely nice people.
dat just world fallacy and halo effect all wrapped up in one post, nice.
>>24820018
>we r the legun
>expoct us
>>24820013
I have a job, many friends, a girlfriend and many sex partners
I also post on reddit every day.
There is literally nothing you can do to make me leave. Stay triggered :^)
>>24820030
The reason people like Chad and not you is because he's an actually nice guy and good to be around.
>>24818776
It has been over a decade, and normies are STILL being treated like shit by xenophobic assholes like you on this site.
When will the oppression end?
#NormieLivesMatter
>>24819876
Maybe you've never visited wizchan but wizchan is not at all the same as what i'm arguing that /r9k/ should be.
Wizchan is primarily about weeabooism and nagging as much as possible. Wizchan has nothing to do with wizardry or virginity, it's just a shitposting contest filled with memes and bullshit.
On wizchan wizardry isn't about being a 30 year old virgin, it's about a complicated web of memes, bullshit and weeabooism.
If you wen't to another board you wouldn't have all these robots whining at you so it would be better for you and also better for us. Anything other than you leaving will be shit for us robots.
If you leave it will be a win-win, otherwise it's win-lose. You win in both situations but unless you love to inflict pain and are an enourmous edgy faggot you should pick the win-win option.
>>24820052
what is chad though
>>24820087
Someone people like, duh
>>24820087
A nice guy who people, specifically women, flock to. The ideal version of a young man
>>24820052
>he's actually a nice guy and good to be around
more halo effect.
the reason people like Chad is because he's successful and has good genetics
>>24819733
>>hurrr muh old boring /b/ pasta /r9k/ will come back with the robot!
>nothing changes but more shitposting and cancer
Wow, le ebin nice job there, /b/ shitstain. Fuck off back to your boards where you belong. This board has been made relevant by robots.
>>24820013
>>24819969
>>24819555
>>24819427
>>24819245
Start baneposting idiots
>>24820102
>>24820112
so some one dimensional character that doesn't exist irl?
a lot of things are on the surface, just saying
>>24819801
>>24819839
>but muh most men
Must men are normies senpai. A robot is a man incapable to achieve something that you think is easy. You people are suffering of miscalibration of the highly competent.
For you people is easy to be a social person or to get a gf. So incorrectly assume because is easy for you, it must be easy for all.
Guess what, IT IS NOT.
>>24820061
#normielivesmatter
I'm sick of being oppressed
>>24820118
Chad's successful because he's likeable and a hard worker, his genetics are no better than your own he just knows how to play the hand he's dealt and doesn't blame other people for his short comings
>>24820039
The fuck does that stale as fuck meme have to do with anything? You proved not only you are a normie but your iq can be counted with one of my hands. YOU brought back the robot YOU made this place the shit hole it is. You're no better then the fucking Syrian immigrants countries are bringing in. "Oh we didndu nuffin, we're good people! We'd never rape or steal or be riff raff! Pay no attention to the Syrian immigrants that are in fact doing that stuff!" Go choke on a dick faggot.
I have casually browsed /r9k/ since 2008 before all this pepe and normie bullshit. Get raped OP.
>>24820148
>Chad's successful because he's likeable and a hard worker
more just world fallacy
>>24820137
*Most
you're welcomed ;)
>>24820133
>well liked guys who are successful with women don't exist
You are retarded if you actually believe this.
It's like saying people with brown hair are one dimensional and can't exist irl
>>24820137
It's easy for you too, you just haven't tried you're a COWARD
How is this place your last hope? Name one positive benefit of this board? All this board is /b/
>>24819879
please read
>>24820137
and get out
>>24820161
Well just continue to not work hard and become successful (choking your lack of success to bad genetics) while Chad continues to be admired for his hard work, personality and success familia
>>24820148
>because he's likeable and a hard worker
>hard worker
not necessarily, that is relative
>he's likeable
depends, you can only appeal to so many people, I think you mean charisma, charisma doesn't really make you likable though (i.e. Hitler)
>>24819975
>has friends and isn't a NEET
I'm pretty sure this is bait, but for any idiots who actually think this, allow me to logically break down this idiotic statement
>has friends
I go to university, have to do group projects, literally the only people that I talk to are those who are in my group, people ask a lot why aren't you making "friends" with other people (I don't feel the need to), even the "friends" in my group ask that. So they're more like "close associates" I speak to because we have work and shit to get done and I don't plan on failing. I don't talk to them about anything in my life, any problems, hobbies, etc, they're just people I have to deal with and talk to on occasion, I do consider them "friends" however in the social sense, but we don't go out with anyone. If the criteria for being a robot was to have no friends then virtually nobody on this site is a robot and I think that's why you idiots make such silly arguments, your attempt to make "robot criteria" arbitrary so you can say - "oh no nobody is a robot so anybody can be one" just shows how borderline retarded you are.
>isn't a NEET
I don't live in some rich country, with a lazy ass culture with parents who'd support a bum, too bad for me I guess, again idiotic criteria to define a robot, not everyone exists in a culture with a welfare state and a lazy culture that would support worthless lazy people. In fact I'd argue that being a robot and a NEET is 100% contradictory because if you truly hated society and people and didn't fit in financial independence is must, but NEETs have to depend on their parents, people, etc to keep them alive, I'd kill myself before I'd let some normie take care of me using the scraps of his/her wages.
Earth to NEETs, you're just the normies pet, you aren't getting to them by getting scraps of their money, they just feel sorry for you and laugh at you in the comfort of their home and work, why be dependent on your enemy, you might as well suck chad's dick.
>>24820207
Chad appeals to everyone besides robots who pretend to like him in public but hate him on the web
>>24820170
You never said well liked tho, you said nice.
Nice guy finishes last, boy. The stereotype exists for valid reasons.
>>24820183
Before you cancerous fags immigrated here en masse it wasn't. It's only /b/ now because you guys are doing the equivalent of shitting in the streets then justifying by saying others are doing it as well.
>>24820009
>making friends is too easy
Again, you're just doing miscalibration of the highly competent. No everybody is skilled as you as getting friends.
Why do you normalfags even bother posting your shit-tier just world fallacy advice? You are aware that no one here actually cares and that you're only tolerated here, right?
question: is socializing with other virgin outcasts irl grounds for termination of my robot status?
>>24820223
Chad appeals to everyone.
You know it is very easy to make enemies right?
>>24820243
Nah, I've seen legit retards with friends. Imagine that someone can be literally retarded and still have friends, you're doing something wrong if you're trying to begin with.
>>24820236
I said "someone people like" actually.
>>24820296
oh sorry, it was mainly directed to>>24820112
and just being generally likable doesn't guarantee success with women, it helps
>Robots are self proclaimed experts on social behavior
>Still can't get laid
Explain this
>>24820173
>this normie think every single person have the same social skills that he has
>>24820356
it would be like unleashing nuclear power in moderate conflict, you know?
>>24820366
>this fag is too scared to talk to males
I could understand females low key if you were just getting out of middle school, but what the hell is stopping you from having a homeboy?
>>24820356
>>Robots are self proclaimed experts on social behavior
normie projections
>>24820393
Robots claim to be well versed and why it is people act the way they do, they've created an entire pseudo science around it, but are unable to accomplish sticking their dick in a wet hole and are in fact depressed as a result of being unable to do so.
>>24818776
I'm a /b/tard thought I'd just check out what this place is like, but it's quite obvious I'm not welcome so fuck you guys too
>>24820392
>using insults because somebody shows him that his experiences cannot be interpolated to other people's experiences
Only normies can think like this
>>24820439
>Robots claim to be well versed and why it is people act the way they do, they've created an entire pseudo science around it
>using more words to say the exact same thing
normie projections
>>24820451
At least you are aware why you don't belong here
>>24820356
>>Robots are self proclaimed experts on social behavior
>>Still can't get laid
>Doctors are proclaimed experts of physical anatomy
>Still can't become UFC cage fighters
Explain this
Ummm common sense moron, knowledge of a field does not make you inherently good at implementing said knowledge in a practical way. Also knowing how something works doesn't mean you can overcome it, by your logic since humans know how gravity works we should just be able to jump off buildings and have it not affect us, it doesn't work that obviously, have knowledge does not remove any physical or psychological limitations we have, even if I know how women think I'm still average looking, short, poor, socially inept, etc, knowing how to do something doesn't magically make all these flaws disappear, a "chad" however could have way less knowledge, but not having these flaws makes knowledge irrelevant because he doesn't need to know, he has a natural advantage.
Its the difference between a musical savant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpv7FAf3z_Q) - natural talent, and someone who learned about music through trial and error, and studied it at university, they may have more knowledge about music itself, but the "natural" still and always will be the better practitioner.
This is common sense, something this simple shouldn't need to be explained, that's why I'm pretty sure this is just bait.
>>24820506
>>24820218
>trying THIS HARD to justify being a loser
Robotdom is not a philosophical position. If you hate society and normies you probably have some growing up to do.
>>24820584
>believing all people are normies
>>24820081
Except I'm a KHV and haven't left the house in months with little to no social interaction. You can't get far if you're a mute.
I'm just saying instead of attacking random people like you're doing now, pay them no mind. The "get out you non robot" meme makes them want to stay. Treat your fellow robots like brothers and turn your back to the normalfags. That's how you'll get our board back.
>MFW the only place I've ever been at home and in the presence of my people has been destroyed.
I'm perfectly fine with how slow infinity is, I only come back here for hopeless nostalgia.
>>24820584
>trying THIS HARD to justify being a loser
Not justifying anything, just answering a question, I could refer to the example I used and I doubt you'd tell a doctor - "trying THIS HARD to justify not being a UFC cage fighter" kek. I'm simply explaining logical facts, knowledge of something doesn't automatically make you a genius physical practitioner of something, that's why for certain courses there are the technical lectures where you learn theory and the practical lectures where you utilize the physical work materials.
>Robotdom is not a philosophical position.
Never said it was, your statement is extremely ironic though since the coin the term "Robotdom" to express it as such, never even seen this used before, but whose to say it isn't, philosophy is said to be - "a theory or attitude that acts as a guiding principle for behavior.", and that's exactly what robots actually have, so it actually is in a sense a philosophy.
>If you hate society and normies you probably have some growing up to do.
>Personal opinion
>States it as fact without an actual explanation
Define "growing up", because them phrase implies that this is something "everyone ought to do", just like when society says the same bs for men not getting married, well marriage is no longer beneficial for men with a 50+% divorce rate, women initiating 70% of these divorces and men paying around 95% of alimony, are you really gonna be an idiot to say these guys need to "man up" and "grow up" too because society says so, go back to the plantation to accept social slavery kek, how about no.
I don't plan on remaining a robot but I'll always be one mentally and lifestyle wise, financial security and success is the most efficient way out of this, that is why NEETs I believe are complete idiots because they're people who complain but do nothing to better themselves and in fact do everything to remain in the problems so they have something to complain about (I'm not one of those)
>>24820780
tf;dr
>>24820829
Robots BTFO again
>>24819909
>>24819909
>Why do I care
Because deep down I just want to be a functioning member of society with friends and a decent mental state...
Also I don't shitpost like most fags, I lurk mostly.
I don't cut myself lel, cutting is for faggots, I just self destruct and do stupid things/ ruin every relationship in my life while plotting the best way to commit suicide or just spend the ladt of my student load on leaving to somewhere very far away. That was until I went onto citalopram, a 50/50 anti-anxiety/ anti-depressant.
Also why would I lie on an anon image board still with people I'm slightly better then?
Robots did this to themselves. Yall claim you don't want normies here, but you do every thing in your power to bring them here.
>feeding trolls/falling for bait
4chinz is like a training ground for trolls. Your reees, gtfo, and various sperg rage is like blood in shark infested waters. They do it for the (You)s.
>frog posting
When pepe blew up, robots collectively sit their pants. You were so determined to let the world know he was yours, you brought the attention here. Should have dropped him like a bad habit.
>mass shooters
Trying to tie yourself to shooters, is not only bringing normies but media attention. Even if they are one of you deny deny deny.
Now you've lost the war. It's almost like some love the attention, because they don't get it irl.
>>24820780
You sound an you're sperg desu.
>mfw faggot robots want r9k to be their safe space
"no"
>>24820642
Except this isn't your board you cancerous fuck
>Robots complain about feminists and SJW's
>They cry because 'normies' are in their safe space
Not to mention robots are just failed normies, lol I saw a thread where an ugly ass black girl started posting nudes and was getting hundreds of replies from desperate robots who couldn't even get that contact info
They strike out with bottom of the barrel chicks but still give them all day attention
So many ass mad people of all stripes in here.
>tfw all these Ackbars being invited in guarantees more mass shootings and by consequence more normie deaths
Not even a big fan of Islam but you guys the real MVP
>>24818776
So having raped my little cousin makes me a normie? Other than not being able to return to the country I'm originally from, I'm just like all of you guys.
jesus christ, i've just realized that i'm not a normie
WHAT TO DO
I DON'T WANNA END UP SHOOTING A SCHOOL
>>24820857
>>24820829
Normies resorting to insults like the normies they are.
>>24820991
Just get some pussy, they even got apps for it now
>>24820961
DEAD ASS
>Robots: Due to hypergamy and beta orbiters women choose only to sleep with the best men
>Robots when a "girl" post: Please be my friend
>>24820991
Don't worry. OP's criteria are merely the bare minimum requirements for robothood. You are probably a normie.
>>24820902
that will shows them, well done champ
>>24820912
>>>>>/tumblr/
>>24821034
you sure? so, i still have a chance?
damn, thanks god, i really have to get some pussy as fast as possible
>>24821004
>thinks everybody could get pussy as easy as he can
REMINDER:
THERE ARE ABNORMIES POSTING HERE RIGHT NOW WHO REFUSE TO GO TO THE BOARDS AND WEBSITES THAT WERE ACTUALLY MADE TO BE SAFE SPACES FOR THEM
REMINDER:
THIS HAS NEVER, EVER BEEN THEIR HAVEN AND YET THEY STAY HERE AND EXPECT TO BE TREATED WELL WHEN THEY TRY TO CLAIM IT'S THEIRS.
NEVER EVER BACK DOWN AGAINST THE MADNESS OF THE ABNORMIESCUM HORDES
>>24821133
Finally, dubs that speak with the truth
>>24821113
i think i can do that, but i haven't tried in years
the last time i told a girl i love her, she ran away screaming "eeeew anon loves me, that sucks"
>>24821239
>"eeeew anon loves me, that sucks"
>i know that feel bro
Why bother to use an app just to read "eeeew anon wants to fuck me, that sucks" on goddamn tinder?
That's why I'm so against normies who come here to /r9k/ to lecture and pontificate about how easy is to be a shitty normie.
They don't get it. They can't relate.
>>24818776
what are ya gonna do about it bitch?
>>24821402
What are you gonna do?
>>24818776
>our last home, our last bastion, our last hope
That's wizchan. If you don't like it here, go there.
>>24821133
I've never seen a single actual argument for why you miseries don't even try.
Typical frogposter arguments:
>Its not that easy
>I have all these flaws and I'm so anxious
>I fucked up so much already(at the ripe old age of 21) so I might as well give up
The reason froggies want normies gone is because normies feel obliged to point out that froggies could simply try and at theyd at least get a better social life than they have now.
If that's too vague for you then figure it out or fill your bathtub up with your pissbottles and electrocute yourself you worm.
>>24819038
What if I have acquaintances that I play melee with that only tolerate me because I'm good at the game?
>>24820870
>Also why would I lie on an anon image board still with people I'm slightly better then
Because:
1. You aren't better, you just perceive yourself to be
2. Again like I said, to garner attention
>I just self destruct and do stupid things
Again, emotion illogical shit because it makes you "feel special" and gets you attention
>being pretentious about the internet
i better hope you guys doesnt do this
>>24821866
>Garner attention
What faggots on an anon board? Fuck you're retarded.
Who the fuck cares who posts here? I guarantee that half of the edgelord posters who are saying "uuuh my life sucks" are just moody 16 year olds trying to avoid their problems and blowing them completely out of proportion. It's especially hilarious given that you crave your own space like some sort of retarded SJWs,but then try and shut out strangers on the internet for trying to vent or look at frogposts. Just accept that everyone can post here if they wish, if you don't like their content then skip it. It doesn't make your problems more or less valid.
TL;DR: Who the fuck cares about "normies" being here? Just quit bickering like little bitches and either get busy shitposting, or get busy dying.
>>24820052
>Chad
>an actually nice guy
quality bait
>>24821928
>What faggots on an anon board? Fuck you're retarded.
>Forgets what "feels threads" are
There are literally entire threads on this board dedicated to garnering sympathy and attention, you're the only retarded one here or an extreme newfag
>>24821928
I'm not the guy you're arguing with, but just from reading your posts I can tell you're fucking deluded and EXTREMELY immature. Fuck off child.
>>24819870
>gf
>robot
it fcking doesn't exist are you retarded ?
>gf
G E T O U T
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>>24818776
Lol no fuk u!
Nothin dat u can do!
This board wasnt made 4 u!
Shiggy diggy daggy doo!
>>24822107
>I'm not the guy you're arguing with
No way for me to tell that moron, you could very well be the guy just trying to pretend you have people agreeing with you kek, so its pointless to say otherwise
>but just from reading your posts I can tell you're fucking deluded and EXTREMELY immature. Fuck off child.
Simply saying something doesn't make it true (common sense). Please give me an example (quote) that shows my immaturity and state what makes said statement immature, because as of right now it just sounds like you're pulling shit out of your ass (grasping for straws).
THIS PLACE IS FOR OC ONLY. WHINY TUMBLR SHITS CAN FUCK OFF
>>24822093
From faggots who actually post them, I could just photograph my anti-depressants and time stamp.
Anyway, I'm not doing this for attention, I was just contributing to a thread and 'normies' which I quite possible could be, yet still am 'invading' your precious board and special snowflake club.
>>24822107
>>24822183
You actually went full retard there, that post was aimed at me.
>>24822107
Deluded? How? I simply mentioned that I'm actually on anti-depressants unlike you poser faggots who create one after another of 'depressed' threads yet do nothing about it, I chose the easy way out which minimum struggle in terms of emotions by killing them with drugs.
You lot however are just oxygen thieves who spend their days crying over your small issues, which is pathetic. Pull yourself together, or at least take an easy route.
>>24818886
I'm a white upper-class male with a 500K plus salary and have a 10/10 t3.1415926 gf along with a vast network of friends.
But life is hard and I have to manage time between running my business my go and my friends.
But I'm not a Normie cause I have self diagnosed depression.
I'm a normie but my dick is long as fuck, who here plays 2k?
>>24822412
But I'm not white or rich, just an average dude going to university with a girlfriend and friends. If I had 500k I would definitely be a normie
The way abnormies treat this board is like how they treat orbiting and having a oneitus
>board allows you to post / oneitus talks to you
>abnormie dives into fantasy world in which board is his safe space / oneitus really likes him
>tries to claim board is his space / confesses to oneitus in 43 page Facebook message
>throws a tantrum when the other participants laugh at him / oneitus rejects him
>>24822347
>Deluded? How?
>I simply mentioned that I'm actually on anti-depressants
>unlike you poser faggots
>who create one after another of 'depressed' threads
>yet do nothing about it
you're really spoiling us with your posts.
>>24820250
>socializing
>making friends
...
>>24822499
Nice pic from tumblr m8, you're well kl.
>>24822211
Why would we work on memes anyway?
Normies will destroy any meme that's appealing
>>24821761
>just deveplop your social skills and get a network of acquaintances, it's that simple
>>24822494
>muh nice guy
Get some creativity
>>24818776
I used to be a hardcore autistic robot, never tried to make friends with anyone and stayed inside everyday playing videogames, watching anime and jerking off to hentai with a porn stash of over 1TB.
But i got over it, i realized that shit wasn't making me happy. I longed for social contact.
Now i've gone out on several dates, while nothing amounted from any of them because i got bored it helped me grow as a person. The rejections i received early on because of my awkwardness were character building, it made me get into the gym and stop eating like shit. I got fit off minimal effort.
Now i'm dating a cute Indonesian girl and have 2 girls on the side that i know for a fact like me through mutual friends. You can make it anon, believe in yourself.
>>24822560
>being this triggered and lashing out in blind omega rage.
Did I hit a nerve, omega?
>>24822598
>triggered and lashing out in blind omega rage.
I don't think omega means what you think it means, anon.
Why should I leave? Do you own this place? created it? Support it in any monetary way? I doubt it. I will stay here as long as I want, hell I even told some friends about this shitstain so they can havea good ol laugh too.
>>24822586
>just be yourself, it worked for me
you know you're just making this worse and are part of the problem, right?
>>24822586
>everyone can become a playa
B8
>>24822598
>Still using le redpill binary labels
>using it wrong
>>24822635
Wow dude you're so cool let me suck yo dick so i can get some of that coolness
>>24818776
Fuck off spaz
You idiots do realize that you'll benefit from being in a place where normies will meet you halfway, right? Cooping yourself up with all the other robots is a good way to stay a robot. Being around a mix of robots and normies is a good way to subtly condition yourself OUT of robotness.
>>24822723
They're special snowflakes that need no one and nothing.
>>24822723
If we want to change and better ourselves, we already have /adv/
>implying continously bettering yourself is mandatory
give me a break.
>>24822723
Normie humble-bragging doesn't help anyone, also according to the normie posters i am a bad person so why waste time doing something that i'm clearly not good enough according to the people that rule over socialization?
>>24822740
You could work on getting some originality
>>24822800
/adv/ is for relationship problems and nothing else
>>24822838
As original as this reee normies leave thread?
>>24818776
Normies, lets be honest, you guys are just here to get your rocks off on how sad our lives are, to feel edgy or get attention, nobody can force you not to come to the site, but guess whats the obvious unavoidable result of invading our only "safe space" away from you guys............ more mass shootings, maybe we'll even start mixing it up and become more sophisticated with our crimes and robots will start doing targeted single murders and rapes even (which makes more sense).
The only thing that will result from this is increased robot rage, which will force us to "evolve", the crimes will become more violent, more planned, and at a higher rate, its only a matter of time, so I'm actually kind of glad you guys are here, just remember, the next school shooter might be at your high school, college, university, etc, and it might actually be you who pushed him over the edge on this website by coming here, so good for you ;)
/thread
>>24822652
How exactly am i part of the problem? I just told you what you need to do.
Go out and get fucking rejected. It is the best advice anyone can give you, rejection teaches you that there's something wrong with you on a fundamental level and the pain will quickly teach you what that is so that you can change it.
As for myself, i learned that my problem was that i had no confidence and couldn't pick up on social cues like smiling, eye contact and the girl actually making an effort to keep you talking. I wasn't ugly, in fact a lot of girls thought i looked good. It's just that my personality was that of a slug. Women like displays of manliness, they like men who don't take themselves so seriously and they like men who assert their dominance and know what they want. That means walking up to a girl you like, introducing yourself, asking her about yourself, making it known you're attracted to her and getting her number.
It's not about being yourself. It's about being a fucking man. Not a whimpering sob who complains, women have a pussy they don't need an extra.
>>24822740
Ya that really is it. I think a lot of robotness stems from just being too self-centered, socially incompetent and cowardly to have ever put together that if you take a few hits to your ego/sense of independence in order to fit in with people you're more than repayed in appreciation, affection, etc.
>>24822838
>according to the normie posters i am a bad person
Why?
> so why waste time doing something that i'm clearly not good enough
Because you're not immutable. You'll probably never be that great but don't make the perfect the enemy of the good.
>>24822936
>I just told you what you need to do.
Do you feel in charge?
>>24822723
This.
I managed to make the shift from robot into normiehood by playing normie games like league of legends. I made normie friends that were quirky and weird but they were normal enough to help me build a friend circle. From there they inevitably learned that i was a virgin and started giving me pointers and even setting me up on blind dates.
Embrace the normie, for they will set you free.
>>24822892
It was a shitty meme but it had more originality than your "sarcastic" routine, people made content based on the Reeeee meme and we got some greentexts and media-related OC.
What are you contributing to the board with that attitude of yours
>>24822936
>man up
I don't give two shits about girls and how to act in order to make their vaginas tingle, if you gonna give more "how to get da pussy" kind of advice then make a thread.
I got nothing to learn from any "ladies man"
>>24822970
Do you feel satisfied with your current life? Of course you don't otherwise you wouldn't be complaining on an imageboard about it.
Normies come here out of the goodness of their hearts to help you and you spit in their face and tell them to eat shit then wonder why no one likes you.
Maybe this is what Darwin meant about evolution, some people really don't deserve to breed.
>>24822936
>Women like displays of manliness, they like men who don't take themselves so seriously and they like men who assert their dominance and know what they want.
> It's about being a fucking man. Not a whimpering sob who complains, women have a pussy they don't need an extra.
desu I think you didn't beat aspieness as much as you thought. This kinda redpill machismo shit is just aspieness directed outward instead of inward.
>Go out and get fucking rejected.
Okay so what we apparently both have in common is that we were robots once and figured out how not to be one. That's shitty advice. They mostly won't be able to absorb the hits to their self esteem until they have some already; you need momentum to keep from slowing down completely. If anyone takes your advice without other things in their life to bolster their self-worth, they'll probably give up very quickly.
Here's my advice to robots (as someone who figured out how to get laid): drop your standards down to zero. The problem you have is that you need someone to practice on in order to round out your social skills. You probably won't get that from trying to pick girls up - you need someone who will actually like you for long enough that you'll figure out how to make people laugh, be charming, flirt, be physically affectionate, etc. How do you do that? Just get literally anyone who will like you; fat, ugly, crippled, anyone. Once you know that you're likable to someone (even someone you don't find appealing), you'll actually believe you'll be likable to someone you want and it won't cripple you so much when you they don't. Then just keep raising your until you reach your ceiling.
>>24822963
Robots should learn how to destroy all expectations, especially expectations that are built around how other people will react to them.
>>24823072
>Normies come here out of the goodness of their hearts to help you and you spit in their face and tell them to eat shit then wonder why no one likes you.
If you think that this shit i wrote is good advice then shoot yourself on the dick
>Ok fags i'm gonna tell you pathetic pieces of shit about my mating strategies, what's that you have bigger problems that need fixing? Fuck you guys i'm helping you by using my anecdotes, you should be happy about it
>>24823072
>Do you feel satisfied with your current life? Of course you don't otherwise you wouldn't be complaining on an imageboard about it.
If it bothers you that much you're better off doing the HIDE IGNORE DO NOT REPLY thing. Not every thread here is made for you.
>>24823072
>Normies come here out of the goodness of their hearts to help you
>and you spit in their face and tell them to eat shit then wonder why no one likes you.
I'm not sure if this is even bait anymore.
If it isn't: i never asked for your help. You're the kind of guy who barges in and gives everyone your unsollicited ungrounded advice and critique, then gets mad when it isn't welcomed.
If it is: good job, fooled me well.
>Maybe this is what Darwin meant about evolution, some people really don't deserve to breed.
Snarky comment, so clever.
>>24823151
Errr just to make it crystal, that wasn't "get pussy brah" advice. It was advice on how to learn to live with people, have relationships and create self-esteem in doing so.
You won't get laid as much from that but 2bh if you're putting pussy above emotional connections (and I don't mean faggy feelings but just the way in which having people in your life enriches it) you might as well stay a robot desu.
>>24823151
>The problem you have is that you need someone to practice on in order to round out your social skills
Oh right, i completely forgot about that. Starting out i did go after some real genetic freaks.
The first girl i took out on a date didn't even have a jawline, her chin was inverted i'm not even exaggerating. Her ass looked like what you get when you divide by zero. She was a grade A psychopath once i got to know her, probably because i picked her up about a month after her previous boyfriend killed himself. (don't ask)
>>24822963
>Why?
According to our normie residents not having already established social networks equals evil.
>Because you're not immutable. You'll probably never be that great but don't make the perfect the enemy of the good
Seeing how my interactions are always superficial i can't see how i'll get better at it
>>24822450
> average dude
What the hell is a normie to you?
>>24823212
>Robots should learn how to destroy all expectations, especially expectations that are built around how other people will react to them.
That is just completely untenable. Most of what normies know how to do that robots don't are just the inevitable result of figuring out how to be around people. You literally can't be a robot if you want a healthy social life because it's defined basically by selfishness (tho obviously a lot of the selfishness is just incompetence and not mean spiritedness or anything).
r9k can't be a special place for the lowest of the low. Everyone is different and everyone is here for a slightly different reason.
I'm sorry if it hurts when I mention my friends or my past life, but you've gotta deal with it and realize that this isn't your special little safe space.
"REEEE" all you want, nobody is listening you exclusive cunts.
>>24823318
>post is archetypical "get pussy" post
>dude it's not about pussy
>>24822963
I was simplifying what people actually wrote and the real train of thought.
>>24821133
Fuck off, i remember when r9k was a gentleman version of /b/, no fucking frogs and no fucking chads, and the real robot worked fine. This place is actually a cancerous place even with the robot on; so much insecurity, so much distimical assholes and whores trolling neets.
>>24823506
>>24823436
Then make some OC you whiny little shits, if you want the old /r9k/ do something about it
>>24822963
Wrong person.
Was meant for >>24823018
>>24819090
Pics of shit cup or it didn't happen.
>>24823427
All i'm saying is that not expecting anything out of people reduces anxiety
>>24823439
There's nothing about that post that teaches you how to get pussy. That is a post that teaches you how to become a person and interact with women on a very basic level.
>>24823381
Nigga your dismissive tone makes me doubt whether you learned anything 2bh.
The main thing that I learned from dating a few ugly girls before my league moved upward is how to have empathy and sympathy with anyone. The good looking girls were more fun but the ugly girls taught me how to be a human (and 2bh I think the best period in my life was with a girl who was actually kinda ugly - hot girls are usually boring hahahah).
>>24823391
Ya people don't like giving people a second chance and if you can't even reach the first rung of the ladder you don't have a shot of reaching the top.
People don't like you for that because they (prolly mostly unconsciously) assume that if you're alone, then you were given chances to have friends and were rejected for being unappealing. What you need to do is to figure out how to get past that filter long enough for them to personally decide not to reject you.
2bh what I did? Lie. Not directly but do it by omission. I don't savor being dishonest but if it's something you really need sometimes it's worth it to bend the truth. Think of it like a job interview: would you rather be squeaky clean and honest but unemployable or just lie and have a job. If you do it right and come off as appealing enough, by the time they put together what your life is like they'll prolly accept you even with a strong negative.
>>24823550
I never said I wanted the old r9k back, I just said no one can claim ownership over this board.
I am.......evolving?
>>24823439
No. Dude I was literally in love with one of the ugly girls even after I was able to get better looking women (on again off again relationship). When you ignore looks 2bh the main thing you realize is that they're not that important.
>>24823605
People have expectations because time and energy are expensive.
>>24818776
Can I at least lurk?
