>OMG shitty greasy slop of BACON cause BACON is my LIFE ok. I CANT EVEN HANDLE THIS omg. my day no my LIFE would be OVER im gonna watch NETFLIX while i eat this
Why the fuck are normies so obsessed with eating garbage and watching tv all day?
Because they don't actually get to eat garbage and watch tv all day like you do.
>>24816747
TV, I don't know. But unhealthy food is fucking delicious. It's a dopamine thing, just like sex and drugs.
You probably eat different kinds of garbage and sit on the internet all day. Is it really different?
comfort food helps them cope with their shitty lives
I dont get most americans' obsession with bacon.. I mean, it's okay, but it's not all that.
But everything has fucking bacon here.
>so obsessed with eating garbage and watching tv all day?
Why don't robots understand that normies don't indulge in these constantly like robots do?
Bacon is just a meme among sheeple. They like it because it symbolizes their ignorance and dullness of empathy for things outside their small little lives. They could not care less about a pig or a robots suffering.
Bacon egg sandwhiches are tasty. Go back to eating raw peas & tofu u fuck
>>24816747
>Why the fuck are normies so obsessed with eating garbage and watching tv all day?
It's easy; it requires very little work or mental processes.
>>24816775
>>24816773
I eat a clean diet and exercise you swine. I want to live past 40 unlike most people.
>>24816854
Bacon is a meme food, like Sriracha.
I don't know what it is with normies and bacon
It tastes alright if cooked properly but its nowhere near as great as they think it is.
Ham or pancetta are better in egg sandwiches anyways.
Bacon has its moments though.
>>24816900
It's not a meme food, it's legitimately good tasting, but some faggots take it too far.
Nutella is a meme food.
>>24816747
kill urself
shit's delicious
>>24816896
Sure you do, virgin.
You'll still be miserable by that age.
>>24816854
Bacon is a meme, in the true sense of the word
OMG who else likes FOOD???
I got so fucking wasted last night omg best hangover food you would not believe it
>>24816942
But at least I won't be marred by laziness and apathy.
Why has the BuzzFeed and Tumblr crowd co-opted all these basic bitch phrases like " X is all you need in life" or " X is all of us today" etc etc?
>>24816747
I don't get the obsession with bacon either.
That said though I am more into that as an egg and bacon on french toast. I make them myself and they are the fucking shit.
>>24816987
It's as if calling something mundane a superlative experience is in the Dummy's Guide To Humor
>this panda on a swingset is your meaning of existence for this morning
>>24816747
>Fat people are disgusting all they do is eat nasty fried food
>OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO THE FAIR AND GET THE DOUBLE XL DEEP FRIED OREO DONUT BURGER
Thats the thing that pisses me off about normies.
>>24816942
>HURRR YOU'LL BE A MISERABLE VIRGIN BECAUSE U'RE HEALTHY
filthy fucking normie. Do you care for the suffering of the swine as you shovel that grease down your throat? No. As long as your arteries are clogged, and belly full, you are content.
>>24816773
straw men
platitudes
thinks this is a valid argument.
>>24816747
sausage > bacon
>>24816936
>tfw used to eat nutella when I was a kid
>stopped
>now normies are eating it
I'm a trend setter
>>24816987
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>>24816854
Hellllooo!
Itz almost
2016
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Girls like bacon lol! Dont be a creep!
>>24817019
I can't stand that stuff
>Why Harrison Ford eating a banana is the best thing we have ever seen
>The craziest way anybody has opened their door
>Your life isn't complete until you see what this 8 year old transgender veteran has to say
>>24816747
>Why the fuck are normies so obsessed with eating garbage and watching tv all day?
>implying robots don't do thatobviously replace TV with whatever media you keep yourself busy with, anime, youtube or some shit
>>24817032
fatty detected
oink oink piggu
>>24816747
He says to a community that spends all its time on a Mongolian shadow-puppet board eating "tendies" and subway...
The things we hate most about others is often what we hate about ourselves, huh?
>>24816891
My gf (cry about it you turbo dweeb weiner child) always asks me if I want to watch a movie with her. I mean, for like three years she's always asking, and she never fucking gets it for how many times I tell her
>I don't sit and "watch" things it's fucking boring
Normies don't understand. She'll make comments and have questions about something that just happened in a scene but I'm never paying attention, I always space out thinking about something and she still gets mad about it.
Girls are the worst
>>24817123
>I can't wait to watch the new boku no boku tenkaichi chapter xxxxxdddddd
>here's a anime girl as my image haha I haven't been outside in five years ebicccc
The problem is people who take something absolutely mundane and parade it around as the biggest thing and their whole lifestyle, because they themselves are too mundane to not base their identity on something they can hve in front of them, easily. Normies and social retards alike.
>>24816747
maybe it's because they actually go outside and do stuff, and only do this occasionally while we don't ever go outside and eating thrash and sitting in front of a screen is boring to us, but it's the only thing we have, while normies find it relaxing
also i only posted this because i want to see if orangetext is a real thing<
>>24817249
hmm, it's not<
>>24816883
Underrated
Fuk da bot dont mute me
>>24816942
>I'm going to call you a miserable virgin because you're on /r9k/
>even though I am also on /r9k/ just like you
stop this shit
>>24817249
Nice projecting fag. I don't sit at a screen all day or eat pig shit sandwiches like you do. Go back to your tendies fatty.
normies are intellectually weak so they need affirmation from their peers and tasty food to stand harsh reality.
unlike ascetic robots who survive on bread, water and philosophy.
>>24817306
ha ok. but most of us do
Why are robots so obsessed with shitposting on 4chan every day?
>>24817307
you forgot tendies
They don't understand how depressing our lifestyle truly is.
Anyone else feel absolutely worthless doing nothing all day?
>>24817396
I do sometimes, but then I think of how hard life could be and try to get comfy again.
>>24816747
>ITT: op spergs out about minor inconsequential shit
why don't you get a life or a job loser, then you wouldn't give a shit if people post food on instagram
>>24817396
i can't even enjoy vidya or chinese cartoons anymore
i just sleep so i dont have to feel
Bacon is okay but I don't see how people just jerk off to bacon. There's no way I could eat a whole plate of bacon like people claim they do.
>>24817194
>turbo dweeb weiner child
dude that's hilarious
>>24817189
Subway is good for you though.
>>24817837
>buying into their marketing
it's like you diddle kids or something
i'm no expert but i think you are taking an ironic comment unironically.
>>24817562
don't you have some pizza to be netflixing with, josh? fuck off.
>Not liking bacon
It's true, it has been memefied to exhaustion but it really does add to certain dishes.
>>24816936
>It's not a meme food, it's legitimately good tasting, but some faggots take it too far.
It really is not that great.
Bacon is the biggest meme food in the USA.
>>24816747
Huhuhuhuh and mustaches oh my gawd I can't even he had a mustache can you not I know right? I'm dead I died.
I work at an office that is bacon, mustache and minion jokes. These people are in their 30s and they are truly dull. You can be sociable and the most boring thing in the world. It makes me feel better about all the times I've been pegged for boring just based off being quiet.
>>24816747
Keep making these threads family, exposesubhumanwomen
>>24817975
No I don't I just eat there almost every day and I lose 2 pounds today from it.
Just made gluten free ricotta pancakes, bacon, and two eggs. You mad, OP?
>>24818245
No, that's a balanced breakfast family. Good job
>>24818268
t-t-thanks...
>>24816747
Why are YOU so obsessed with digging up arbitrary reasons to add to your list of things that make you better than the common man?
>>24816936
>not a meme food because I like it
Okay faggot
>>24817172
Did your mommy leave you hungry as a child? Is that where you insecure anger and jealousy comes from?
>>24816747
My favorite is when they post some fat ass' wet dream concoction, and act like it's some sort of great food innovation.
Wow, good job, fat ass, you threw a bunch of different kinds of meat together, smothered it all in cheese, and deep fried it, wow, great, you sure are a cooking wizard.
>>24816747
>posts on /r9k/ to complain about normal people
>criticizes other people's use of time
>>24816936
>>24818690
>add "meme" to something
>it's now bad and you have to hate it or you're a meme person with meme taste
when did it all go so wrong
>>24818493
He has to do something to justify his existence.
Yeah, nothing whined about by the autists in this thread so far is unique to normies.
When I think of people sitting around eating junk food, taking in mindless entertainment I think of robots browsing 4chan non stop.
>>24817837
lol fuck off nigger
>>24816936
It's not bad but it's still a meme. It's possible for something to be a meme and still remain good. Other meme foods include Sriracha and Nutella
Man, I wish.. Fucking everyones a stick over here, and anyone remotely chubby is just +A in my book.
>>24817032
>be fat
>enjoy fair food anyway
had a scoop of cinnamon toast crunch ice cream between two maple donuts once, shit was c a s h desu
>>24818963
>tfw I read this meme post with my meme eyes and used my meme appendages to write a meme response
>I DON'T LIKE SOMETHING SO IT IS A MEME
>I LIKE SOMETHING SO IT IS OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR TO WHAT NORMIES LIKE
You know, you're following the trends just doing it backwards like a retard.
>>24816747
Because they just wanna have fun faggot.
You should try it one time.
>>24816747
>>OMG shitty greasy slop of BACON cause BACON is my LIFE ok. I CANT EVEN HANDLE THIS omg. my day no my LIFE would be OVER im gonna watch NETFLIX while i eat this
Bacon meme is so 2012
>>24819281
>destroying your body is fun
you normals are amusing.
>>24819332
>eat an unhealthy thing on occasion
>OR don't even eat unhealthy thing just post about wanting to
>OH NO MY BODY IS DESTROYED I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ROBOT9000 AND NOT BEEN A NORMIE
>>24819229
4chan's current usage of the word "meme" is a lot closer to the original meaning
>>24816747
A good portion of my autismbux goes towards ordering pizza because I'm too lazy to cook or leave the house. Normies aren't the only ones who eat shit.
>>24819358
Somewhat, but on 4chan meme == bad which is not the case for the original definition. It's a pretty lousy classification to begin with since it's so all encompassing.
Yeah i sure wouldn't want to be so unhealthy that i died to early, life is great and i want every second of it. :^)
>>24817060
Fucking hipster.
>>24816747
that garbage actually looks delicious
>blue nails
Abso Disgusto
>bacon meme took off a few years ago
>cute as fuck girl in my workplace discussing her love of bacon
>decide to do something funny
>wait until the next morning
>shave my pubestache with a blunt razer
>causes my upper lip area to become red and sore
>smear vaseline on it so it is now red and greasy
>go to work
>approach her
>''y--you like bacon so how about eating this strip of greasy bacon?''
>she doesn't laugh and gets creeped out
>have to apologise
FUCK NORMIE MEMES
>>24820276
>a few years ago
>>24817121
>Your life isn't complete until you see what this 8 year old transgender veteran has to say
top fucking kek
>>24816773
lmao
Thsi
>>24817037
listen to this insufferrable fagot vegan. plsgo
