What do I say, space robots?
what do you like doing?
what interests you?
she already likes you dumbass just talk to her
ask her what type of music she likes or where she lives
"Yea me too...wanna come over and hang out?"
You'll be banging within 20 minutes of her getting to your place.
You're welcome, think of me when you lose your virginity.
>>24816066
Did I blow it
>>24815960
Something in style of: >>24816066
If she's close, ask her to hang out
If she's not/you don't feel so brave: "I'll help you with your boredom, you help me with my loneliness. Deal?"...."Tell me a bit about you"
>>24816155
Not at all. Let's see if that pays off
>>24816155
Alpha as fuck senpai good luck with that.
>>24816208
I'm one step ahead robot
What now?
>>24816155
why OP, why
Maybe she's dtf also?
>>24816155
That could work, OP.
No sense in pretending that's not what you're after.
The way to a grills heart is through her pussy <3
>>24816238
How decadent.
>>24816238
Do you have a fake chad profile?
>>24816238
Good job OP, now on to the formalities and you'll be inside of her in no time
>>24816238
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Get the fuck out of here normie cahd
>>24816238
If fake profile tell her to meet up at a random address
If not tell her your coming over
>>24816277
Real profile my man
>>24816289
I'd like to skip the formalities tonight Anon
>>24816330
Hm, seems like she's interested
>>24816341
>still posting
>not already in your fucking car driving to her house
>>24816341
>>24816330
>>24816238
Not a robot. An exile from another board. Great work, but the "hunni" thing troubles me
Remember the golden rule of sticking your penile member in crazy...
>>24816357
I have these conversations all the time, they're nothing special, now tell me what to reply or I'll drive to YOUR house and blow my load in YOUR mouth.
>>24816341
Stop trying to say alpha phrases and get that fucking address
Also I'm pretty sure she's not being serious
>>24816341
it's literally this easy for normies
What shall I say to Lucie?
>>24816341
Also, what do I reply to this?
>>24816460
Hi, how tight are you?
>>24816474
Knew she wasn't serious
You fucked it up saying you wanted to blow your load into her
>>24816460
>the photo of my cock in your mouth
>>24816474
say "i was only joking" and then ask her she if ever killed a man?
>>24816460
what is your favorite swans album?
>>24816490
Fuck you Anon I've got this under control
>>24816474
"it doesn't matter, it's just fucking"
>>24816543
If you don't have an 8 inch cock she'll send you home
>>24816474
>Whats your address???
>address???
>???
Way to look desperate.
And you have a much better chance having a girl come to your place.
>>24816559
>>24816566
WHAT DO I SAY NOW FAGGOTS
Lucie is offline, so I sent the message to Fay instead, what do?
"What sound will you make when my cock destroys your pussie "
Do it !!!!
>>24816743
tell her she's a roastie and to fuck off obv
>>24816685
You guys are drying up, give me something interesting
>>24816872
I really showed her, didn't I anon
>>24816884
>im gonna slam you
>>24816884
In that case, come on and slam
>>24816918
haha nice one my man, you shore did! :)
>>24816935
>>24816884
Yeah OP welcome her to the JAM
>>24816918
hehe , you really got her man , slam dunk burn lol :)
>>24816884
Tell her to prove she can take 8 inches by using a banana, otherwise you're not interested
>>24816935
>>24817001
Hey you watcha gon do
Hey you watcha gon do
OP is chad. sage
>>24815960
you're so cool using a chad super model pic on your fake tinder profile to get girls to agree to fuck u
>>24817287
Every time I make a thread I have about a hundred of you faggots claiming I'm using a fake profile. For the billionth time, I'm using a real profile.
>>24817529
even worse see >>24817279
>>24817560
I just wanted to give you guys a good time, cya
>>24817688
What did you say to charlie?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G6akQoYlWm
>>24817529
POST THE NEXT PART
>>24817790
[muffled ree in the background]
>>24817688
relax fampai it's just banter
>>24817790
I cringed, holy fuck.
>>24817971
>cringed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0utroUdZ2GV
>>24818006
Nigga sounds like Goku
>>24817720
>>24817811
>>24817941
I'm back, that vocaroo had me laffin
>>24818113
she's fucking with you senpai
your dick will be dry tonight, normie
>>24818113
NOW SAY THIS:
Listen, I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist.I'm hired for people to fulfill fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star, you know, like modelling and acting. After a couple auditions and small parts I've decided I had enough, then I got in the escort world, and the clientele had lots of fetishes. So I just decided to go full master and change my house into a dungeon, you know, like a dungeon master. And it's going really well. My specialty is Fisting which is 300$. Fisting is a long process, you know, you get like your full arm up there. It's really an intense feeling, even for me. It's physical but also more emotional and pshycological too, we both reach the same place, it's really strange. And I get really exhausted at the end.But the first time will be free, for you!
>>24818113
Ask if she's into watersports
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE GET MATCHES ON TINDER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24818142
Say this if you want to die a virgin.
>>24818160
>be attractive
>put 6 ft
Guys I'm trying to make an account. The fuck do i put in the about me box. What should i put in there man?
>>24818113
HAHAHAHAHAHH
You fucked it up
You lost the flirt factor
I mean you can try and retrieve it but good luck
>>24815960
This nigger really replied "Lonely" when asked how he was doing
>>24818217
Do you like anime? Say that you're interested in foreign cultures.
Are you a NEET? Say you're focusing on "living and enjoying life".
Also always say that you're 6'2"
>>24818217
PUT THIS: I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist.I'm hired for people to fulfill fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star, you know, like modelling and acting. After a couple auditions and small parts I've decided I had enough, then I got in the escort world, and the clientele had lots of fetishes. So I just decided to go full master and change my house into a dungeon, you know, like a dungeon master. And it's going really well. My specialty is Fisting . Fisting is a long process, you know, you get like your full arm up there. It's really an intense feeling, even for me. It's physical but also more emotional and pshycological too, we both reach the same place, it's really strange.And I get really exhausted at the end. HIT ME UP IF YOU WANT TO TRY, NO CHARGE FOR IT!!
>>24818113
>be my sex slave
>>24818113
>toby
lol whatta beta
>>24818274
I would but it has my face on it you know
>>24818330
Apparently it's a dogs name, my real name is Tobias though so it doesn't bother me too much
>>24815960
tell her that her nonstandard English usage is triggering your autism
> try this piece of shit because even robots are getting matches
> swipe right all day like a fucking autist
> three matches
> two of them are obvious bots
> last girl shallow as fuck, asks what my hobbies are, say videogames, unmatched immediately
I don't know what I was expecting, to be honest.
>there are people who have it this easy
Then these are the people who are successful, and give speeches about how much "adversity" they've face and how they were "bullied" in high school, when all of it is just lies
>>24818806
to be fair she's not legitimately down to fuck, just playing, even i have conversations like that regularly where nothing ever develops from it
>>24818806
Everyone is a victim in their own eyes.
>>24818826
But there are still people who literally don't have to try, and are handed everything
>tfw you're not one of them
