>went to the movies to see the Starving games: Mocking gays part2
>cute blonde at the cashier 8/10
>look behind her and notice advertising that my local theater will be showing the Boruto movie
>let out a big sigh and say "wooow really?" In a sort of loud voice
>she looks at me and asks "are you ok? Is there something wrong?"
>"no. I mean I just can't belive they are actually making a boruto movie..a shit sequal of a shitty show "
>"I don't know I really liked it. But I haven't really gotten to shippuden"
>as i respond to her i prepare to drop spaghetti
>"don't watch shippuden. It's shit. At least. Stop after you finish the Pain story line trust me... You will hate the anime if you go any further."
>"ok Anon glad you didn't spoil anything for me"
>spaghetti is still intact. I better bail before actually spill some
>Slowly walk away and head to my assigned theater
>after the movie I come back and shes still there doing her job. I walk past her and sort of turn her way. She notices me and I notice that she does so I just say
>"hi" and scury away
>driving home
>WTF ARE YOU DOING ANNON!! TURN AROUND ASK HER OUT OR AT LEAST ASK IF SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND OR MAKE SOME CONVERSATION
>see a deer in the distance. Stop car...........force myself to turn around and drive back
>determination surges through me
>I hit 120mph on the way back to the theater cuz I'm having an adrenaline rush for some reason
>get to the theater. And she's still there. Luckily it's late so there is no one there accept her
>walk up and just let everything flow out of me like a river
>"ok so I was driving back home and I couldn't stop thinking about you so I had to turn around and and at least ask you something"
>I mutter the words with fear
>"do you halvablfrnahhhh......sorry what I ment to say was do you have a boyfriend?
>she laughs a little and says "no actually. I don't have a boyfriend"
>"that's great I was wondering if maybe you wanted to talk a little I could get your number"
>>24815818
Continue tbqh familia
>Inb4 you wake up
>>24815859
I'm am in agreement with this statement of facts person of whom I'm related
>>24815818
Go on my friend
WHAT NEXT
Jesus fuck anon you're as smooth as sandpaper
HE DROPPED THE SPAGHETTI
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED YOU RAGING BENDER
>>24815818
Well done. Shows that saying everything as it is carries a genuine tone/message to the other person that makes a conversation much more natural, smooth and inviting than artificial speech.
>>24815818
CONTINUE CONTINUE CONTINUE CONTINUE CONTINUE
>she laughs and then says ok
>pull out my phone
>she gives me her number but I'm so nervous and happy that I type it in right
>notice her name tag."well nice to meet you femanon"
>"nice to meet you too..uh?"
>Anon(I have a weird name so she asks again)
>"here I'll just text it to you" text her my name
>she doest receive anything so my heart breaks cuz I think she gave me the wrong number
>"here check if you have it right" shows me her phone so I could copy her number directly
>text her my name. She recieves it I scream internally with joy
>"we at least I know you like anime"I ask her
>yeah I'm just getting in to anime
>oh really what's your favorite anime so far?
>well I'm really in to One piece right now. I've watched nearly every episode that's come out
>try to stay calm. And keep my comments to myself.
>it's a good anime. I haven't gotten passed where they fight crocodile because I've been watching other anime. My favorite anime is Neon Genesis Evangelion.
>Wut?. I think I've heard of it. It's the one with the robots right? I don't like robots
>keep my rage to myself.
>it's more then just robots. I love the show
>well ok.
>finish off by letting her know that she should give the show another chance. Then tell her that I have to go and maybe I'll text her tomorrow since she was working at the moment.
>"ok anon. Nice to meet you drive safe"
>drive home with a big smile and have great dreams
I think this is it robots. I think I will be leaving you guys
>>24816132
what a let down.
was hoping for you fail even more, but hey, good luck.
>>24816132
No, you're going to sperg out the next time she tries to talk anime with you, because you barely kept your super duper good opinions about anime to yourself this time, and she's going to realize you're a loser with an unearned superiority complex, and she's going to get sick of you talking down to her, because of her "shit" taste.
>>24816132
Nah, this wont go anywhere.
Better that you are prepared now.
>inb4 it was all a coma dream and OP actually hit that deer
>>24816132
Damn it OP, this neither makes me feel better about myself for not even trying nor gives me the solid advice and inspiration I need to actually do something.
>>24816132
good luck mate, hope its the start of something beautiful
>>24816132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npRAvNIw_wI
>>24816132
Best of luck Anon. Don't stress. Going on a date and having a relationship with a girl is actually far easier than it seems. Just keep doing what you did; follow your intuition, act not how you think is right for that moment but how you feel is right. Your intuition evolved for 4 billion years to find you a mate, so use it.
>>24816132
>I think I will be leaving you guys
Goodbye anon. Have a nice life
>>24816210
>>24816201
Yeah may be right. When I got home I texted her this
>>24816270
>already shitposting
Would drop her tbqfwyf
>>24816243
Do what? Go to places and hope the cashier likes anime?
>>24816270
>xD
why senpai?
>>24816270
>My favorite anime is Corey in the house
That meme has reached tumblr by now, right? You better cut contact
>>24816270
Oh, okay, you were just joshing us, the whole time, and she never actually talked to you.
>>24816244
Woah source on that anime booty
>>24816311
No. We did talk haven't said much to her since then. But I think it's still to early to text her. I did however text her good morning to which she replied the same. I'm planing to ask her on a date for this coming week depending on what her work hours at the theater are
>>24816270
2 things
1. Don't use "XD" or any emoticons when talking with women, that sheet looks faggy
2. Her banter is on point
>>24816300
My point exactly. It's a "feel-good" story that doesn't help me in the slightest.
>>24816416
>Don't use "XD" or any emoticons when talking with women, that sheet looks faggy
I thought normalfags liked emojis?
>>24816244
>>24816384
Interested as well tbqfa
>>24816384
wish i knew, reverse google gave me some tumblr where the asshole crops hentai and doesn't source it. it pains me brother
>>24815818
>>24816132
how old are you OP? and did you wnet to the movie just by yourself?
good luck
>>24816432
Yeah but for whatever arbitary reason emoticons like XD , :) , :P, :L are bad and emoji's are good because fucking normies
I tend to avoid both, I only use :p or ;) with my girlfriend anyway but rarely, they don't make the message any better most of the time
>>24816411
Whoa take it easy on the good mornings. No more ok? That shit is fucking beta. No need to panic about it, just don't do it again.
>>24815818
>>24816132
you sound like a fag who will fuck it up, but I hope you don't
also, anime is an absolute shit tier medium and you are a fucking pleb
>telling a girl about Evangelion
This shit has to be bait, right?
>>24816503
>>24816450
I'm trying to find it. All I got so far is a bunch of wrong sadpanda links and a boner
>>24816587
>tfw no anime sperg bf desu senpai
>>24816671
if you check out the eroshiri tumblr it came from, theres a bunch of o ther pics that are clearly from it, some beach thing
>>24816671
tokubetsu hoshuu?
>>24816676
What if I sperg about hating anime?
>>24816917
That's not cute senpai but I would probably try to shove it down your throat until you like at least one show
>>24816962
>tfw this sounds like a fun relationship honestly
>>24816813
I found that eroshi link, but it isn't to the right manga. It's for this one, which is still really fucking hot. http://exhentai.org/g/871587/a15a19cf70/
>>24816863
That's not it either. Tho the artist is nice. http://exhentai.org/g/762245/dd5abf77be/
Fuggg I found good stuff but.not the right one
Lol.I leave the threads for a little and it turn in to a sauce thread. Anyways. To some of you that see it as a feel good thread without a point I think the poin is.. JUST DO IT. DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS... also God speed on that sauce. I think I'm going to lay off the hentai for a bit.
>>24817134
YATTA
I DID IT
artist name is methonium, found here http://exhentai.org/s/7a75d7097d/869037-6
>>24816132
>I think this is it robots. I think I will be leaving you guys
You're at the door. You haven't even knocked and the garden gate is still open. You've a long way to go son.
>>24817271
these exhentai links are always just redirecting me to the picture of a sad panda
any help?
>>24817318
nvm googled artist name and came up with a couple of mirrors
Momojiri Ocean!! by Methonium
>>24817271
you legend, im not on sadpanda but i can work with this. glad i posted the pic originally :)
>>24817318
>2015
>not being able to get past the panda
ISHYGDDT
>>24817375
so I googled that shit, apparently you either need an account or a browser plugin? fuck that noise
>>24815818
>movie theater
>no crab legs
>not getting hit with the no singles policy
things that didn't happen general
>>24817417
Enjoy inferior hentai for all of your days
>>24816962
Please be my pushy gf
>>24817700
In all my days I have never ready anything as neckbeard as this
congratys senpai
>>24817731
I take that as a compliment. Maybe once you shed your humanity and stop being a normie, you'll appreciate the finer points of online masturbation avenues more.
>>24816132
Fucking normie scum i hope she will hate your stupid chinese porn and you will kill yourself out of rage you retarded manchild kid. Please.
Kill me.
>>24815818
>>24816132
Anon please please please don't fuck this up
I've learned not to voice my opinion, just don't, state your favourite, don't push it, if she really likes you she will watch it on her own, watch one piece, I don't give a shit about your opinion on it, watch it, have something to relate to, I had t listen to shitty bands just to have something to talk about to a girl, and it works, it makes things less awkward, but please anon, just don't tell her you think anything she likes is shit
>>24816270
>XD
And it's all over.why the FUCK do you faggots always do this
>>24816132
I'm proud of you faggot. We're all gonna make it.
>>24815818
You'll never leave
>>24815818
>went to the movies to see Hunger Games
What the fuck? WHY? Fuck this genuinely rustles me, 10/10 you fucking shameless pleb
