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Can you call yourself a man anon? Or are you just a sissy
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Can you call yourself a man anon? Or are you just a sissy
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>>24815404
post mini cocks please!
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>6 inch dick
>wish it were 8 inches
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>2016-1
>not extending your dick
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>>24815427
Anon that's simply too lewd
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>>24815404
>Kong

what a gay way to say nigger cock
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>>24815455
im waiting pls post
i wanna see cute itty bitty cocks
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>>24815433
Im black you have no idea how horrible it is to be black with a 6 inch dick and every girl expects an 8 incher.
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I dont plan on using it, so why should I care?
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>tfw 1 off from real man
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>>24815461
Nigger cock range from 8-9 actually. 10 inchers and above is possible in any other race and rare.
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>>24815491
>tfw black
>tfw bbc
>tfw curved dick which ruins the whole fucking thing
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>>24815545
you just have to meet a girl with a curved vag.
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>>24815608
This tbqth
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I always wonder how many of the posters in these threads are just humiliation fetishists
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>>24815740
girl with a small cock fetish here post em
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>>24815491
It's a myth that niggers have big dicks and it comes from the days of slavery. Basically, back then, having a big dick was considered barbaric or subhuman (animalistic) so slave owners and people in general spread the myth of niggers having large penises to dehumanize them even more.

Even if niggers do have bigger dicks, the difference is no where near as big as the myth claims, it's a 1/4'' difference at best.
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>tall with tiny asian gf
>everyone knows i'm shrimp
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>tfw you will never get to fill up a women's cunt
>tfw you will never get to face fuck a women
>tfw you will be turning 22 in a couple months and still a KHV

Just kek my shit right up.
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>>24815779
I dont give a shit I want a big dick so I can finally feel good about myself.
>>24815767
Thats a nice way to say pedophile
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>>24815491
>"show me that big black dick, baby"
>pull out dick
>see the disappointment on her face
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>tfw 6'' dick but no girl will ever get to make fun of it because I will die a khv
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>>24815767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSRCoAgpQ3g
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>>24815740
>ywn be able to fap to small dick humilation
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>>24815827
>tfw I've done all of these things

FEELS GOOD DESU SENPAI

You're missing out ;^)
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>>24815872
>tfw I've done all of these things
>You're missing out ;^)
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>>24815872
what does it feel like to make a women moan and scratch your back because of how hard your stuffing her turkey?
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>>24815498
I was about to say the same thing
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>tfw sissy at half mast, shrimp at full
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>tfw you believe the lie about girls not caring about penis size
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>would have dumped bf if his dick was bigger than six inches
I don't know why you queers are so susceptible to Jewish shilling.
It's obviously the kikes pushing race mixing and degeneracy, I'm pretty pissed off at numales for taking the bait, keking themselves, and plunging us into extinction.
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white non religious European cutfag
I'm literally not a normal man

what matters is physical fitness and health so that you are able to get the best experience possible. no amount of self consciousness will replace the lost nerve endings and foreskin gliding action during sex
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>2016 minus 24 days
>using a comic book for dick measuring
get a load of this OP
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>>24816627
It's an e-comic you fucking shitlord
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>tfw the large amount of stimulants your parents stuffed down your throat as a child defiantly stunted the growth of your dick

Start off by letting some doctor slice my dick up for no reason then jam Ritalin down my throat for years on end. Thanks mom and dad!
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>>24815427
>>24815487
I have never been more inclined to post my tiny sissy dick.
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>be black
>this latina fell for the bbc meme
>pull down my pants
>she laughs
why live?
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>>24816752
huehuehue project your insecurities elsewhere you filthy millennial
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>>24816937
it's just that anime posting homo that wants to see feminine penises
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>>24815404
>tfw I'm smaller than that
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>>24815404
She seems happier with a sissy cock than an average one.
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>>24816950
Skull fuck her anyway bro not like women have standards
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>>24816977
And here I thought maybe a girl somewhere would like my tiny peepee. Oh well back to killing myself.
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>>24816902
>tfw you were a sexually hyper kid because of being molested and it enhanced dick growth

Thanks cousin!
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>>24815779
>Look at average dick sizes from Africa
>Around 6 to 8 inches
Also how exactly can you dehumanize anyone by saying they probably have a large dick, what kind of ass backwards logic is that.
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>>24816954
Enjoy Guatemalan prison you oppressor
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>>24817083
>Those tabs
Every fucking time
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>>24815404
>7.5" cock
>still a sissy faggot
idk what to tell you senpai
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>>24817027
yes im here!!!! pls post pls pls
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>>24817146
Tell me you have a chastity fetish.
>tfw no sissy robot bf to lock up and humiliate for having an unsightly, overgrown clit
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>>24815404
Sauce on comic pls
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>>24815404

>tfw 6.5 inch thick cock
>it's curved and is just under 7 inches
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>women can get any guy they want, regardless of their vagina shape/size
>they can have roastie or innie, tight or loose. it doesn't matter and won't affect their ability to find a mate

>if you're a guy and your penis isn't big enough, you are literally written off the dating pool and no woman will ever want to be with you
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I'm only about 5 and half when I have a full power erction.
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>>24817395
I was having a good day until i read this, why fucking piss me the fuck off? Now i want to strangle a bitch to death.
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>>24817395
Unless they have a small cock fetish like me tbqh
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>>24817440
What's your ideal size?
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>>24817440
yeah but ur a gay male with some dumb weird "sissyfag" fantasy

women dont have fetishes like men do. women's fetishes begin with ~rough sex against the kitchen counter~ and end with ~rough sex while you tie me up~
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>>24817420
Kill men pls. It suits us both better.
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>>24817473
12'' tbqh hihihi
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I am a man.

tfw 4 inch pencil prnis
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>>24817497
>4 inch pencil prnis
>man
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>>24817083
Mlp, b, male feminism? And i have to assume the anime is one piece?
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>>24817473
4 inches and smaller is cutest
>>24817487
ill give that post a 3
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>>24817083
holy shit i keked
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>>24817420
It's bullshit anon this whole thread is a bunch of khv faggots pretending to have big dicks while making fun of "small dicks" 5 1/2 is more than enough if you arent a complete 0 in bed
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>>24817401
It's bullshit anon this whole thread is a bunch of khv faggots pretending to have big dicks while making fun of "small dicks" 5 1/2 is more than enough if you arent a complete 0 in bed (clicked wrong anon before)
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>>24815491
>Implying girls could tell the difference between 6 inches and 8 inches
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>Schrimp
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>>24817880
post
>>24817497
post
>>24817401
post
come on stop leaving me hanging
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>>24815404
This in better
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>>24815433
iktf bruh ;-;
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>>24815404
I almost became a normie once, but I got smashed right back into place.
>Be me solid 5/10
>Have 5 inches
>Finally lure a bitch to my place
>It's almost a landwhale
>Like a 3/5 at best
>Feel ashamed that I contribute to ugly chicks getting better men but whatever
>Things start getting steamy
>Pull out my 5 inch dick
>She gives me a shitty handjob for a while
>Get up to get a condom
>Put it on
>Get back
>She's "fallen asleep"
>Try to wake her up
>Can't wake her up
>tfw
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>>24817905
As a gay male what is the driving force behind your sissy cock fetish?
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>>24817926
another pic.
comment was not original
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>>24817073
studies disprove your statement, average dick size of africans is slightly below 6", just as in most european countries. Even smaller in some parts of africa. My theory for the creation of the myth is that they have bigger flaccid sizes, as studies show (same studies that say they're not bigger while erect).

It's funny what jewish kek propaganda has done to our society in terms of bs-myths, I feel for any average black man that can't live up to the myth
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>>24817967
as a straight female i just think small cocks are really cute are aesthetically pleasing to me. I also think its cute how so many dudes are insecure about them for something so silly. Also fun to playfully bully small cocks.
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>>24817905
Im European and my dick is pretty average here. Basically 14cm. Last time I checked it should be 5inches and something but I feel bad that I got compared to a shrimp... Just imagine average white dick
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>>24818012
>so many dudes are insecure about them for something so silly
it's not silly tho
our society is obsessed with big dicks. half of jobs are about penis size. if a man tries to do anything cool, it's "lol he's just compensating for his tiny wiener". women literally dump guys if their penis isn't big enough. like, your entire worth is begins around the size of your genitals. when women gossip about the guys they sleep with they all gaggle about penis size.
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>>24818012
>something so silly
If your cock is small enough your life is literally over. You will never live a normal life with normal relationships and social interactions. You might aswell be a fucking cripple desu.
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>>24818106
*half of jokes
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>>24818106
well those kinds of people are obviously vapid and are out there seeking to hurt feelings due to their own insecurities. Cock size is not important.
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shrimped here likewise
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>>24817998
in america average penis is 5in. If blacks are above that then the myth is true
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Always amuses me when some dumb cunt attention whore starts blabbering on and opening her slack-jawed mouth preaching how she likes "small dicks" thinking it will make everything better. And pretends like what she says is how it goes in society.

Drink bleach you dumb whore.
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>>24817969
>tfw right in the middle between ahegao and intimate sex
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>>24818246
>being this mad over some girl teasing you
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>>24815433
having bigger than 6 sucks, I wish I had a smaller dick
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>>24818246
please post cock
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>>24818259
can you translate the text of the chart for me?
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>>24818486
sorry brah, i don't know nintendo
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>>24815404
What's this from

Veyori
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>>24815404
>7"
I always knew i was average.Any fellow 7 inchers anons feel like they're really small?
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When I'm flaccid my penis is non-existent, it's just testicles and foreskin.
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>>24817942
breh i feel you
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>>24818228
I said european, not american. Fatties need not apply
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>>24818926
Thank you.
>tfw "Once in bed, no girl will turn you down for your size"
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>>24817998
Lots of niggers have sickle cell disease because it helps against malaria and that causes priapism which means they can't get fully flaccid thus give the impression that their erect dicks would be huge.
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>>24818486

30cm = total destruction

25cm = massive damage

20cm = medium damage

15cm = slight damage

10 cm

5 cm = (don't know what the first kanji are supposed to mean), "please try to measure it"
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>>24817998
Also because they are self reported statistics anyway.
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In real life
>1-3"
Non-pleasurable
>4-5"
Pleasurable with some effort
>6-7"
Pleasurable
>8-11"
Painful for most women, pleasurable for loosies
>12"
Painful
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>>24819406
This.
The only reason people think an 8 inch cock is a requirment for real pleasure is because guys exaggerate, fooling girls into believing 8 inches is the average.
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>>24819524

Why does NO one ever mention girth/thickness or how long they can last.

Thickness is just as important.

And it doesn't matter how big someone is if they last a minute or some shit.
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>>24819896
Because women don't actually care about the dick itself, they only care about being with a man who other women would be jealous of.
All they know is that 8 inches means other women would be jealous, and that's all that they care about.
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>tfw I have a six 1/2 inch cock but its hidden in fat
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>>24817487

>women dont have fetishes like men do. women's fetishes begin with ~rough sex against the kitchen counter~ and end with ~rough sex while you tie me up~

Not all women are like that. Some don't like rough sex.

I know that conflicts with the whole "red pill" thing but some women hate it.

And some women do have weird kinky fetishes like playing with vomit and stuff.
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>tfw 5x5
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I think I remember reading an article that says five is average.
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>>24820718
Me too. It's a horrible life
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>>24819524
Denial tbqh
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failed normie reporting
>8.5 inch dick and white
>get girl, shit going down
>she pulls it out
>i'm pleased thinking im gonna hit it off
>"I'm sorry anon, I just can't I'm too scared it'll hurt"
>gives me a handjob and leaves

What do they want?
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>>24821138
>girl touched your penis

Rooooooooooooooooo get out normans
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>>24821138
From what I've heard from women, they're pretty happy with six or seven inch dicks. Anything little or bigger, supposedly they're not interested in.
If your dick is bigger is than seven inches, you're going to hurt your partner and they're going to bitch about it the next day.
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>>24821352
That's a lie though
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>>24821451
it's really not
cervix is incredibly sensitive and most girls hate having it get hit
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>>24821517
If you're telling me my doujins aren't accurate you can fuck off and die
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>>24818246
lol i like it when you can literally smell the mental illness

it's why i come here
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>>24821352
>women are happy if you are above average
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>>24817047
>>24816902
>tfw when cousin did molest me
>tfw parents gave me Ritalin
>tfw I'm 6" and I just averaged out
So many possibilities
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> tfw little black worm
> tfw you will never turn it into a big black centipede
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>TFW you're not even average size on the chart viewing it on mobile.

Why even live?
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>>24821848
Does that mean you're like threw inches, how is that possible?
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>>24816506
>all these buzzwords

You sound really stupid. Please stop trying so hard to fit in.
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>>24815404
6-7 is average

haha that's funny.
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>>24817073
>self-reported
MUH DIK
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>>24817073
>how exactly can you dehumanize anyone by saying they probably have a large dick
Because back then having a large dick was seen as primitive for whatever reason. Probably because many animals like horses, donkeys etc. have huge penises.
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I have a micropenis. As in, I literally cannot penetrate people.

AMA
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>>24815491
>spread memes and lies about muh BBC
>cry when girls find the truth and get mad

Niggers everyone
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I'm 7 and 3/4 should I be scared? I thought 5 inches was average

Its 8 inches if I dig into the mound
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>>24823666

Yes. Women keep a ruler on them at all times to make sure they aren't fucking babydicks.
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>>24815404
>5 inch
>Shrimp
>5'9 manlet

FUCK
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>>24815404
Benefits of being 5-6 inches and having modest ejaculations:
>Don't have to divert half the blood in my body to get hard
>Dick doesn't touch anything on the toilet
>Can walk around with a boner nobody sees
>Can cum without making a mess
>It's easy to pleasure the entire thing when I masturbate
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>>24823753
>tfw 5'9
>6.3 length
>only 4.5 girth

Faauauauuck almost made it, but nope.
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>>24817969
Im at 13cm still feels bad senpai
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sissy boys BTFO
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>>24817942

If you are 5/10 and she is 3/5, she is better than you

3/5 = 6/10
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Shrimp and proud.
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>>24824026
if your under 9 inches your a faggot cvck
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>>24823851

Me too. 5'10", 6" but 4.7" around.
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>>24824080
indeed fellow kong
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>>24821541
They like it when it just barely touches it. Of course they're definitely girls who want your dick in their "baby room". The same way there are guys who like CBT.
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>>24818486
>25-30; literally: "attack calamity" (but she's a ship-girl so something like "sunk")
>20-25; "heavy damage"
>15-20; "medium damage"
>10-15; "minor damage"
>5-10; no text

>0-5; image box: "Commander's... Please measure and see..."
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Reminder that if your dick 6 or more inches you're a normie
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>>24817083
*tips fbi*
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>>24815827
Holy shit do want
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>>24824058
Are you a chubster
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>>24824107
>>24824026
>tfw no micropenis to stick in your small penis
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>>24824292

How did you come up with "commander's"?
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>>24824734
Because he's an asian boy
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>tfw you're a real man
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7 and comfortable with it.

Wish she would have texted me back to say she wasn't able to come over tonight. Now i'm back on heroin.

That's life.
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>>24818175
>well those kinds of people are obviously vapid

like most of the US population.,..
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>>24815827
Go gay. That looks tasty.
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>>24821352
But then they tell their slut friends and you get a replacement
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>>24822962
It kind of is, I can imagine men with > 6 inch dicks getingt over half of all sex.
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>Only 7 inch dick
Pls kill me
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>>24815404
>tfw I'm barely a real man but I'm a real man

>tfw it doesn't even apply because I'm 5'10"
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>>24815433
I'd be happy with 7 desu. 6 feels small being 6 foot tall with gorilla hands.
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>Not knowing the sacred techniques of penis enlargement.
>2015
>Get on with the times, losers. Or it may never come..
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>>24820718
better than 6x4

i fucking hate my pencil dick
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>>24824734
The first three kanji are
>shireikan
>commandant; commanding officer; general
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>>24821451
>>24821517
Cunt holes vary in length, just like penises. Why you people, even women, not realise this?
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I have a thick 5.5" dong that has been inside like 20 girls pussies, mouths, and buttholes. It's awesome. I even used it to make a baby. As long as its 5 or better and not needley girls don't mind. I'm skinny fat but I have a good charisma roll. I use that to go after pussy a lot. That's most of you khv problems. You have terrible charisma rolls (and the rest of your rolls suck too, cept your 18 int... kek)so you have no chance at snagging pussy. Poor ugly needle dicked autists can't even get out of the gate.
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>>24815827
How are you a KHV? That's quality dick rIght there
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>white
>blonde hair and blue eyes
>tall
>7.5 inch dick
>/fit/ as fuck
>still a beta robot

sigh...
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>>24826716
Can I worshop your cock, please?
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>>24826741
it's cut, aka ruined
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>>24826741
>a trap will never fuck your dick
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Weird thing is, every time I measure, I get different results. It's like some days I can't get full grown, even though my dick is rock hard.

Had anything from 6-7 inch, so I'll just take the middle and say
>6.5x6 inch dick
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>>24827005
Is bent dicks a cut thing?
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>>24821601
I know, right?!
This so much
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>>24817969
>1cm away from ahegao
FML
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>>24815404
If women really had a preference for larger dicks, then how come small dicks are still around genetically?

it's fucking common sense, broads don't give a shit about dick size or small dicks would have died out thousands of years ago.

these threads are stupid
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>>24827045
Not that I'm aware of. From what the internet says, almost all guys are bent to some extent. Most aren't as noticeable as mine but I've never had a woman say anything bad about it. It works just fine as it is and puts more pressure on the wall of the vagina that way. Still wish it were straight though.
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I will need a ruler
>what are inches, can't you even into centimeters?!
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>>24827146
Ugly people are still around, senpai. Preferences change and shit tier people hook up with other shit tier people. Women prefer larger dicks. Doesn't mean they hate small dicks. Women also prefer tall men. Short men still exist and still hook up. Don't lie to yourself so hard, familamilamilamilamilamilam.
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>>24827146

Women also have a preference for tall men yet manlets still exist

>what are recessive genes
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>>24827146

Whats rape?
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>>24817083
>get offended by something
>waah waah imma go cry to the fbi
when will Tumblr leave this place?
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>>24827146
ah, the old >muh evo psych

fitness for evolutionary traits only matters as far as they inhibit or assist survival

all you have to do is cum in once

or just rape
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>>24815404
>tfw kong
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>>24827146
civilization and "patriarchy" happened. before that, women did indeed select for larger dicks, as evidenced by the significantly smaller penis sizes of all other apes (which generally form very male dominated societies). and now, with the advent of feminism and impending collapse of civilization, I'm sure it will only be a couple hundred years at most before 7 inches actually is the average
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>>24827146
Small dick genes in the female
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>>24827213
>average dick size is 5"
>muh recessive genes

>>24827234
What's rape?
It's not frequent enough to affect the average to this degree

>>24827259
If there was a systematic preference among females for dicks 7"+ it would be increasingly unlikely for microdicks to exist generation after generation
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>>24827464
>If there was a systematic preference among females for dicks 7"
>if
There is, but for the last few thousand years it hasn't mattered because they had no chance to express it
Now they have the power in relationships it's going to happen a lot more
Expect average dick size to grow over time
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>>24827444
It all makes sense now...

That's why you never see girls with dicks!
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>>24820718
>5x5
your cock is a square?
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>average
>bordering real man

literal micropenis when flacid
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>>24824480
Shit that must hurt a lot.
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>>24827626
The second measurement is girth, not width
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>>24827499
Most women's vaginas are actually too small to enjoy a 7+ inch penis. It hurts them which is not pleasurable for most.

Women going for men with huge dicks has more to do with status. It's something can brag about to their girlfriends because guys with 7+ in dicks are rare and dick size is considered a measurement for masculinity in our society.

It might be intriguing fore some to fuck a monster cock once in a while, but for sex on a regular bases, women prefer slightly above average dicks.
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>>24827244
Only the dumbest of tripshits wouldn't get the joke, congratulations
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>>24827700
Vaginas stretch
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>>24818873
But you're not though
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>>24826476

Oh, it looks like I read "rei"(command) as "kon" (this).
Makes sense.
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>>24827626
>being this spatially retarded
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>>24827880
During childbirth or something traumatic/painful. With repetition a woman can get her vag used to being spread wide but it's not normal.
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>>24827352
No you're not, that's so far out of the normal range I can't imagine more than a few dozen even exist, it could cause issues with your blood pressure to get an erection. Post pics though, with a ruler desu.
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>>24816568

>TFW circumcised Hindu

JUST
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>>24815491
>be black
>4 inch dick
>virgin at 19

just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>24817487
2/10

see me after class senpai
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>>24816902
i was on ritalin by 3rd grade and i have a 9 inch dick
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where does 7.5 inches stand in there

anyways doesnt matter my dick is so bent even the size doesnt make up for it
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>>24829334
>be white
>6 inch dick
>virgin at 25

Dick don't matter if you don't have game
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>>24826716
Just like you exept i'm average height and medish medish master race.
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I'm a grower not a shower. I love the way Asian prostitutes act when I show them my tiny limp cock but as soon as they start stroking it it grows out to like six inches and really thick.

They always say something like it's way bigger than they thought. One hooker was really tight too and I think I hurt her. Her pussy was squeezing my dick like crazy. I think it was her first time, she might have been fresh off the boat from China.
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>>24827244
ahahah Samson you fucking retard holy shit
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>>24827213
Ahm, that has nothing to do with recessive genes.
You don't actually understand what recessive genes are.
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>>24827708
>>24832254
He rused you, fucking idiots

Stop replying to tripshits.
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>>24815491
At least you get girls
Stop complaining
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>gf tells me about how she's worried about how if I would be grossed out by her vagina because she is very insecure about it
>tell her how I'm very insecure about my penis being small or not and that I don't want to measure it
We're a happy couple tbhh
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>>24817969
i'm in level 4
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>>24817969
21cm :) and white
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>>24815936
>stuffing her turkey
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>>24821138
should had got some head bruh
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>>24827146
Because dick size isn't genetic. The more you get laid in your adolescence, the bigger your dick will be.
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>>24817395
Except it's not true at all, you're hanging around the wrong people you meme spouting uncultured human trash
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>tfw 7.3 inch dick
>tfw you are still autistic as hell
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>>24815404

>7inch
>Average

lol no. Also i read that anymore than 8 is painful for a woman.
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>>24833034
>i read that
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My mom says my peepum will grow until my 30s so I should just focus on high school for now.
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>>24815545
Curved dicks are aesthetic and feel better for the girl in the vagina when facing her. Apparently downward curve is best for doggy.
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I have the smallest dick I'm the champion of Olympus faggots
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>>24815404
>ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE???
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>>24833800

hahaha
you have a great sense of humour, reminds me of mine ! :D
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>be 20 years old nerd
>have a 17cm cock
>looser virgin
>No woman wants to interact with me
>wank daily to chinese cartoons
>go to /r9k/
>mfw fucking idiots crying that "if I had a bigger dick i would get laid"

underages are not allowed on this site you know?
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Reminder that small dick is the superior dick
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>>24834057
the reason the david statue has a small penis is because back in those days the statues with normal sized dicks or big dicks would "mysteriously" got their member cut overnight (presumably for people to use it to masturbate)
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>>24824033
It was obviously supposed to say 3/10 if you look at the context.
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>>24829334
>Be black
>7 inch dick
>virgin at 22
We come in all age and sizes
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>>24834096
Big dicks were considered gross lad
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>>24815404
My dick is literally 1 inch long flaccid
I grow to about 4 inches when I get hard
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>>24834218
Or Chadimus was too busy fucking all the women so it was only the microphallusi that were doing all the art and sculptures and other faggy shit
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You're not all as bad as you think, real sizes vary by only a few cm.

People with large wangs will either be far more inclined to brag about it, or are fucking with you. Don't be so self conscious
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>>24834459
Here is the girth chart
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>>24834459
>>24834482
>tfw 85 percentile in length
>60 percentile in girth
>gay
Too bad I'm a cutfag
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>>24834459
>mfw at least I'm not that 1 guy with a 2" long flaccid cock
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>>24834533
>tfw I am that guy
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>>24834521
Almost the exact same, high five dick brother.

>>24834548
Don't worry, with the way tech is moving along we'll have great VR. In the meantime try losing that weight, these measurements are token bone pressed meaning you probably have a lot more meat than you think
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>>24834548
wow you're a real lost cause there anon. I hope you like being femdommed with no sexual contact for the rest of your life because that's all i can see you getting
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>tfw when half black with 8 inch donger and want more inches
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