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What do you want for christmas, anons?
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What do you want for christmas, anons?
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I want to be a normie with a gf and I want to forget everything I've read on /r9k/, misc, sluthate and /r/redpill about women

I just want to be normal
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>>24813746
$2,000 Tbh I got little needs.
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a friend

go away robot
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>>24813746
To be /fit/ with a /fit/ bf.
>>24813960
And to be this guy's friend.
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>>24814562
You're either a girl or a fag so either way GTFO
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I'm getting 1k from gramgram's estate (god rest her soul) and probably a 36 pack booster box of either magic Origins or Dragons of Tarkir.

Can't think of more. Maybe gf
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>>24813746
a new pc
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>>24813746
Some new vidya and tasty food and for Reddit to leave us alone forever.
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>>24813746
I want make my parents happy and proud of me
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>>24814647
That's something you have to accomplish on your own.
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>>24813746
Her to be happy
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>>24813746
Vidya widya and for my daddy to leave me alone : (
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i already got a pair of apple in ears from my mom

thanks mom :^)
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Got everything I need and I can buy whatever I want in reasonable time, save for outlandish things like porsches or trips to orbit

little things are nice. something fun
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>>24814647
just be yourself senpai bae. weed lmao 420 lol lmao xDD netfilix and chili
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>>24814588
>beggars being choosers

kekalek
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nothing, maybe happiness but i cant get that
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Every year
>family asks what I want for Christmas
>say I don't want any presence
>still here
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Why need suicide booth anyway when the US police has a delivery system anyway?

Just call them, pick up a knife and walk towards them when they arrive.
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>>24815370
A coworker of mine did something like that. He put all his medals from scouts and military school on, sat on his porch, fired a few rounds into the air, then smoked a cig until the cops arrived. When they got there he pointed his gun at them and got a body full of lead.
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>>24815370
>tfw don't live in the US
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>>24815428
What kind of fucking people do you work with Anon
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>>24815531
He was the shooting sports director at a scout camp. A few rounds short of a clip, if you catch my drift.
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>>24815531
Here's the article on the shooting
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>>24815284
omg. keked
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i want to be a good person so i can not feel guilty for talking to others, even if it's just online.
i can feel them want more from me, but i cant deliver the simple things they want. simple conversation, consistency
i want to change and i want to not hold myself back from everything and everyone because of my pessimistic expectation that it will inevitably go wrong in time.
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>>24815749
You should come to the Frog & Feels Tavern sometime. We're open tonight; look for the thread in the catalog.
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>>24815783
i might, thanks.
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Just got myself a weighted blanket and I'm building a gaming computer, so I'm good.
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you know what i always wanted it's suicide yes you know it already just end me already
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>>24815749
you know you should you get off this hellhole right now if you want to those things
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>>24814647
fuck man i dont need to feel this
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>>24816216
i know
i can't be bothered to make an actual effort though, so i guess i don't want it as much as i think.
also why i want motivation. i guess the constant uncomfortable-ness of existing isn't enough
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>>24814618
This tbqh, I can barely play skyrim on my shit laptop
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A shoulder holster for my 9mm so I can walk around with a gun all the time.
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The sweet release of death.

I want to be free from this world so I can no longer be in pain
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>>24814706
>apple earbuds
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>>24813746
enough money to live as a neet for the rest of my life.
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>>24814647
>>24814647
>mother died
>Her last words were, I think you are depressed, get help soon please
>Dad never recovered
>I'm a 28 year old NEET
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I want to find some happiness. I'm on the verge of crying everyday. I'm tired of living, mind as well die in a few years if I don't find any meaning to life. Just a bit of happiness that would keep me going.

if I would find someone thinking like me it would be the biggest happiness I could dream of.
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>>24817125
I mean someone sharing my view of the world, and my way of thinking about stuff.
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This bad boy. And guess what senpai, im gonna have it.
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>>24817145
and how often do you put out there your views of the world and way of thinking?
if you don't make it known, no one can notice and pursue you.
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>>24817181
fedora pen
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firstly happiness secondly money.thirdly a person i can share everything with but there is no one like that. i feel like that when i get older no woman will listen to my nervous selfish helpless bullcrap i have been thinking on becoming gay cause man are more emotional and understand pain better but sadly i am sexually perfectly straight and digusted from this. i feel like i have nothing to do with my lifein the future except living a pathetic normie life or... well idk...
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The angel of death to release me from this mortal coil.
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For the universe to fast-forward fifty years.

Please. Please. Please.
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