would you?
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For 100 Billion American dollars, would you have sex with 1000 old men, each 60+ years of age, and body's filled with Viagra, you must let them anal fuck you for 7 days on a national live tv event, the even will be broadcast to literally everyone on earth, even new born baby's will witness you!
>ps; the event is 24 hours a day for 7 days. all old men are disease free.
>Option: You have a button, theres a 50/50 % chance that when you press it you either get, 100 billion additional dollars, and 5 days off out of the 7, or you get an additional 14 days of butt fucking for a total of 21 days and money stays the same.
Think about your answer and then post, why or why not.
>>24813491
Op here, I wouldn't. no amount of therapy in the world could help me after the butt fucking.
I wouldn't even know what to do with 1 billion dollars.
Can I just do .1% of this for .1% of the money?
>>24813538
you could buy 500 Bugatti Veyrons, or create your own car plant.
I would do it if there was a guarantee I could buy nukes or develop a plague with the money.
>>24813491
You didn't think this through, did you? This board is full of traps, trannies and gays who would all let 1000 guys fuck their boipuccis for FREE, let alone 100billion
>>24813601
to kill yourself with? I assume.
>>24813586
it's 1 billion you retard
>>24813628
lol who r u replying to u look insane, u retard.
7 days per man? or 7 days for the entire ordeal to be over? If it's the latter then fuck yes I would.
>>24813656
7 days, of constant butt fuck train extravaganza, you will not survive.
No. Money doesn't buy happiness and I'm not a stupid whore.
>>24813491
No.
I just can't. Even for 100 billion. Maybe a trillion hard currency, then you can do just about anything. But the US can easily burn 100 billion, and I'll need more for my Great Plan.
>>24813620
That and as many others as possible. It would infamous in history forever.
Sure. I like a good bumming.
>>24813651
ebin :D XD
>>24813491
I'd do it, undoubtedly. Could get high-end surgery to change my appearance, legally change my name a few times; the lot. Have people cook my food for me, clean for me, shit for me, and regularly take trips to 3rd world countries and buy slaves. It'd be my dream come true.
>>24813538
Pay for your AIDS treatment after doing the OP
>>24813491
Couple of questions OP
1) Is there lube?
2) Do all 1000 men have to fuck you? If I get the 5 days off from the 50/50 am I taking all 1000 dicks in a much shorter amount of time? Because an extra 14 days severely lowers the dick/day ratio.
>>24813983
>dick/day ratio
fucking top kek
>>24813945
This. It doesn't matter how it would damage you physically or mentally, it doesn't matter how your social status, nothing of it really matters. You'd have enough money to fix anything.
>>24813491
Money isn't worth your dignity, so no.
>For 100 Billion American dollars, would you have sex with 1000 old men, each 60+ years of age, and body's filled with Viagra, you must let them anal fuck you for 7 days on a national live tv event, the even will be broadcast to literally everyone on earth, even new born baby's will witness you!
>ps; the event is 24 hours a day for 7 days. all old men are disease free.
i would do that for free or even pay to do it
Joke's on you, OP. I'm a faggot. The prospect of getting ass ravaged by a bunch of old men doesn't really bother me. I'd nonetheless attempt the button, to get the money more quickly.
>>24813491
is scooby really natty?
his kinda weak shoulders make me think he could be, but then i look at the chest and im not so sure
>>24814079
No, he's not natty, you oblivious drooling faggot.
do I have to tax on the income?
>>24813695
>I'll need more for my Great Plan
explain
Could I be gorked out of my mind? Face concealed?
You still haven't told about the downsides
>>24813491
I'd take the button option and do it, sure.
