>"Anon! Where is you're date tonight?!?!"
she died in a car crash 2 years ago
>where is you are date tonight
phone rang
and then i was date
>>24813393
>date
OH DAMMIT
i thought this was another why don't you have a gf thread
ffffuck
>>24813393
This
She and my daughter died on the way to pick me up from the airport after serving in Iraq.
>>24813393
same here, it was 4 years ago. Truck driver fell asleep behind the wheel, and well you know
>>24813393
WORKS
EVERY
TIMEE
>>24813378
>where is you're date tonight?
>you're date
> you are date
You're not, you illiterate idiot.
Okay, first off, I don't have a date
Second off, I wouldn't be talking to girls like this anyways
Third off, raise the eye-level of the picture up, I'd be taller than them
Do you not realize I'm an ugly manlet or are you just talking for the sake of talking?
>>24813557
>I'd be taller than them
Then you have no excuse for the first two.
>>24813378
I have no interest in participating in any activities with degenerates like yourselves.
>>24813393
>tfw
condolences senpai
>>24813595
Height doesn't open legs for you
Rigth here pham
>>24813635
Sure it doesn't.
i-i thought you were my date
>>24813699
I'm nearly a wizard and I'm 6'4", I know what I'm talking about
