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2015-12-07 17:09:15 Post No. 24813327
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2015-12-07 17:09:15
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> be me
> taking a shit in the family bathroom at my local Walmart
> I prefer the family restroom because they're usually cleaner and way more privacy considering it's just 1 bathroom that's walled off
> taking a nice steaming shit
> get on my phone, start looking at some funny memes
> someone on the other side turns the knob, knocks on the door
> I freeze up. My I start to feel anxious
> they go away
> back to looking at memes
> 5 minutes later the knock harder
> what the fuck am i even supposed to say?
> anxiety kicks in... too fuckin beta to speak up.
> they go away again
> next time around I here another knock, but I can tell it was by a different person
> a few minutes later I hear keys jingling
> oh god, it can't be
> I start tearing up
> I'm in complete shock
> I can't move my mouth, I can't say anything
> I see the knob start to move around while some keys jingle
> door swings open and a Walmart custodian and a lady with her child are looking at my fat disgusting body and my face in tears
> "OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING"
> door slams shut
> I pick up my pants and run out of Walmart with shit in my ass tqbh
