Gay thread (cont.)
The previous thread had some interesting discussions.
>>24811957
discussions like how good pee-pee tastes?
>tfw no non-sexual gay relationship
Being a gay robot is worse than being a straight robot. Prove me wrong.
>>24812394
How does that work, amigo?
>tfw no highly sexual gay relationship
>>24812763
Isn't that how most gay relationships go?
>>24812747
I would imagine with lots of cuddling and hand holding.
>>24812789
If you're lucky. Most of the time you'll be getting keked after a month or so.
>>24812747
You just share your life and care for each other without all the dick-sucking.
>>24812747
You can be in a relationship but not have sex. Its rare but its a thing, I believe its called a platonic relationship. Some people find sex gross and disgusting, but cuddling and kissing appealing.
>>24812823
see: most relationships after the honeymoon period
>>24812842
lol
is it easier to sleep at night when you've convinced yourself of that?
I moved on to men after I realised that women were beyond my reach. I go on to scruff and grindr but its no different. I still am too much of a coward.
>>24812870
So do you actually find guys interested in you and you're interested in them, but just take that last step and mest up with them? That's where i'm at
>>24812861
wut? Anyone who has ever been in a long term relationship knows what happens when things slow down, virgin.
>>24812870
If you're ugly and don't have other things going for you it really doesn't matter if you're into guys or girls. You're fucked. You should probably change your sex and try to date guys. That might work because society doesn't expect anything from women.
>>24812913
you do know what board you are in, right? But no, tell me more about how sex becomes boring
>>24812870
Iktf anon. There's simply no hope for robots.
>>24812942
And where exactly did I say that it becomes boring? I said that relationships mostly veer away from sex the longer that you're in them. Your reading comprehension is pathetic.
>>24812971
Why would they stop doing it if it's still exciting?
Confused virgin. Always liked girls, have gone out with girls, but im 21 now and, uhh boys are starting to look cuter to me. That's new.
>>24813078
Are you me? Maybe we goofed up somewhere along the way that made us like this
>>24813078
Happened to me too. Now I've got a bf and am pretty happy about it, who knows where the path is going to take you anon.
>tfw 24
>closeted
>never had a proper bf
>two pseudo bfs in the past, mostly long distance
>one was a good guy, the other one was a fuck up
>didn't have sex in over a year
>had sex less than five times in the last five years
>too scared to try with someone new
>don't like being naked because I'm insecure as fuck
>still feel lonely though
It all seems so hopeless.
>>24813177
Honestly, my town isn't the biggest, and family is all around me. I know a good chunk of family would be cool, but one person I know, who I live with is the only thing kinda stopping me from just figuring out. That and myself
>>24813078
>>24813098
>>24813177
Me too, I've had dreams about traps lately as well. I always wake up before sex happens and feel weird about it even in the dream itself.
>>24813236
I wouldn't even risk a pseudo long distance bf. For fear of some how my family found out.
Who /woolongong/ here?
>>24813236
You are exactly like me except
>I'm 22
>had only 1 pseudo-bf
A part of me just wants to get laid but the anxiety that comes along with pulling that off isn't worth it. I'm terrified of STDs.
>>24813312
Maybe you can play it off like they're just a friend? That doesn't sound so hard to do, right?
>>24813312
Femboys and cuteboys are in my dreams. Gym bros and bears, Im not a fan
>>24813376
I started with femboys, but recently i've been thinking about chubby slightly hairy sub guys. I guess i've finally went full on gay
>>24813372
Im sure I could, its just my lack of faith and confidance in any other involved parties.
>>24813344
>I'm terrified of STDs
There's a wonderful invention called condoms.
If you're worried about condoms breaking, just stick with oral sex, mutual masturbation and other forms of "fooling around." Those carry minimum risk of infection, and HIV can't be transmitted through oral sex under typical circumstances. There would need to be open sores both in the mouth and on the penis.
>>24813426
Ah, i gotcha. Maybe you'll find your secretive pseudo bf one day then. I hope you find what you're looking for out there
How do friendships with other men work when you're gay?
>dad died
>raised by single mom
>3 sisters, no brothers
>no father figure
>no role models
>no friends
I can never understand if a dude is making fun of me or just bantering. I don't know what men do together if they're not working, playing sports, or having sex. My only real "friend" is a guy i knew from high school who was apparently in love with me and used any opportunity he could to try to get me naked.
Are friendships between two gay men possible? How do I obtain platonic male friendships without them thinking I want to fuck them or without actually wanting to fuck them or developing feelings?
>>24813312
I get that. Though to be honest I'm at the point where I don't care too much about what the family knows. I mean, being gay surely isn't all that worse from being a robot loser. I'm a disappointment either way, so I might as well live my life.
>>24813344
That's a very reasonable thing to fear. pseudo-bf #2 caught hepatitis B from someone else while were "dating". So humiliating and gross. He was gracious enough not to have sex with me after he was diagnosed, but he didn't want to tell me why for months. Then he lied that he got it from a tattoo which I knew he had done at least three years prior. Gays are disgusting in general.
>>24813463
>condoms
I think that you can get some from oral sex. Like gonorrhea and hepatitis. Literally no one uses condoms during oral.
WHY won't someone BE my BOYFRIEND?!
I NEED a boyfriend!
>>24813594
Are you cute? Do you do cute things that would make a guy love you? Have you tried giving contact info before?
>>24813463
There's still lots of STDs you can get from oral, and those are typically more common than HIV.
I'd love nothing more than to just "fool around" and chill with a guy but from what I've seem on most hookup apps and online 90% of queers just want to fuck and that's it.
How do people even have sex with someone they barely know? I don't understand?
Is /r9k/ an R18 board?
>>24813627
Yes, yes, and yes.
Everyone's always far away or stops talking to me. :(
>>24813541
I say family but its really me id be letting down. Ive had family friends call me on it only to deny it. Then few years down the line its just like "lol geuss who's not actually hetero, you, fucking idiot" ohh cool thanks life for, you know, coming out of fucking know where with this
>>24813714
I'm sorry qt. where are you from? And why do you think they stopped talking to you?
>>24813709
Its not blue
>>24813745
I'm from New England and I'm probably boring to talk to.
>>24813797
Well, maybe you just haven't found a guy who doesn't mind leading you in the conversation. And New England isn't too isolated is it? You could find qts there couldn't you? Unless you specifically want a robot bf i guess. Do you want that specifically?
>>24813709
Wew lad, that pic. Does that position have a name? Because i need more pics of it in my life
>>24813973
Fuck the pics
>>24813993
Well, their as close as i'll get to stuffing a cute guy like that.
>>24814019
No, no one day ill break free of this cesspool and rise
>>24813973
I have no idea, anon.
How do I overcome shyness and meet guys?
Where do I go and what do I do?
>>24814076
I hope you do anon. Rise for me, i feel like i'll be on the outside looking in for forever.
>>24814077
Damn. At least i have that pic though.
>>24814102
You can meet them pretty much anywhere. There's obviously gay bars, but there's nothing stopping you from just talking to someone and seeing if you guys hit it off.
>>24814136
>There's obviously gay bars,
It's not possible for me to go to a gay bar and talk to people.
> talking to someone and seeing if you guys hit it off.
Okay but like where
>>24814172
I see. Practically anywhere. I don't know enough about your life to speak specifics, but anywhere men hang out.
>>24814172
The problem is that the closeted guys who aren't all about sex (ie. the ones worth dating) are spread too thin, as well as often being too nervous to post contact info, and even if one guy works up the courage to put himself out there, he'll probably only get responses that request sex, which in turn reinforces the notion that he shouldn't bother posting info.
>>24814129
I will rise for all, and return with a rope
>tfw no qt muscle bear bf
>>24814210
That's basically my experience with trying to find guys to talk to. So I was curious if there was some place guys went, maybe like a gay/straight alliance club on campus or somewhere else? I have really bad social anxiety and the times I've gone to gay clubs and bars, it was really rough. I do not have the psychological makeup necessary to go around and flirt with strangers. At this point I might just be better off going after chicks because at least with them, they by default assume you're straight. Bringing up sexuality around guys feels so awkward, I don't like it.
>>24814298
iktf senpai.
>you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24814298
If i started working out again i could be that. But i'm so lazy
>tfw only go out to either school or play MTG
>tfw only queer at my LGS
Who here /tokengayfriend/
>>24811957
>Tfw gay in California
It's so gay here I could pull my pants down and in five seconds a qt would be sucking it, if you're gay you need to come here, even grindr has really hot guys
>>24814344
>tfw no mohawked bf
>>24814317
I can't think of an IRL place that caters to that sort of stuff. Since I don't put my sexuality at the forefront of my personality (quite the opposite actually), I also have trouble discussing it (no-one knows). I think the only real plan to meet a guy for a serious relationship would be on the internet, but then we get right back to the part where there aren't enough of these guys in your locality.
>>24814467
>tfw no muscle daddy to dominate
Glad to see a gay thread that's not infested with traps
>>24814522
Is that a thing? I mean i like to top most of the time, but sometimes the opposite sounds kinda nice too
>>24814548
I can help with that, if you'd like
>>24811957
KEEP YOUR SHIT AT >>>/lgbt/ and don't come here ever agian.
>>24814522
>daddy
God I hate that term so much. It's weird.
There is a whole containment board for degenerate faggots. Why is this shit still up here? Fuck off
>>24814615
>>24814648
thanks for the free bumps <3
>>24814554
It's not as big a thing as it should be.
>>24814632
Same
I actually gagged when I saw that post, it was vile.
>>24814371
Yea same, i actually took a break not too long ago. Could start going back, but this bed doe
>>24814657
>Kouichi
>not Hiroyuki or Maki
>>24814751
Maki is the second best.
>>24814657
Would a twinky kind of dude ever consider taking the reigns though? Like, would they go for that stuff? I always assumed i'd just be the dominant one forever
>>24814812
They aren't as common, but yeah, they do exist. I not precisely that myself (switch with an inclination towards submission), but it can be fun
>>24812928
It's easier to /plasticsurgery/
also die trap shill
>>24814812
2bh those roles have become old now. I think and hope people are able to start playing around more with sexuality and try things that are not traditional, like the younger, thinner guy being the dominant one.
>haven't yet fucked a man over 30
Feels bad.
You people are such oversexed fucking normies go back to /lgbt/
>>24815004
>kv
>oversexed
Good joke.
>>24814925
You wanna fug a man over 30? Why?
>>24815013
How old? Are you cute? What cunt?
>>24815104
I'm 23.
I'm not.
What I said.
I imagine most /r9k/ gays being promiscuous as fuck if they were given the chance. Essentially, you'd be no different from the regular kind of gay
>>24815131
cunt = country
>>24815143
I've been with my bf for a few months though anon
>>24815143
wouldn't the same be valid for heterorobots?
>>24815143
Naw i think it'd be same as if I dated a women. Yea the sex is a perk but, I want someone to just chill with, have some bantz, and cuddle throughout the night.
Big bed cold nights
>>24815092
I want to dominate an older man.
But I'd only have a relationship with someone my own age. It's weird.
>>24815191
Naw son, it makes sense
>>24815163
Located in the United States of America where all the gay robots are dispersed over too big of an area.
>>24815191
Nah, that sounds kinda hot. So I guess you mostly like to dom then? Or do you switch around a lot?
>>24815217
Versatile master race.
>>24815143
Nah. I'd rather have a single bud I could lift, chill, fuck, and cuddle with.
Excessive promiscuity in the gay community just leads to STDs, drug addictions, and anal prolapse. Do not want.
>>24815307
Yes exactly. This all around
Do guys care about height as much as girls do?
Do they expect the taller guy to take a certain role?
>>24815371
Taller guys are usually doms and subs are shorter. Sometimes you'll see it reversed but not very often.
>>24815371
I generally assume the taller guy is dominant and the shorter guy is submissive, but I find nothing hotter than the guys who subvert those roles.
Ideally I'd like someone roughly my size, so we could flip flop and both be able to assume both roles comfortably. Id have no problem with a guy shorter or taller than me, as long as I didn't always get shoehorned into only topping or bottoming.
>>24815371
Yes, but not like it is with straight people. Most guys seem to just want a guy who is roughly comparable in height. There really doesn't seem to be the sort of standards you see with straight people - men should be tall and women should be shortish. The exception is guys who want an exaggerated top/bottom relationship - height can be relevant to accentuate that (obv some 5'5" slim hairless asian boy isn't gonna be a domineering top to a mountainous black man), and beyond that there might just be personal preference but otherwise it's not a big deal.
>>24815371
I'm a skinny manlet(5'6) and i'm a top.
It's kinda shit to fuck guys a lot bigger, because you need to use positions that don't need me to lift all that mass.
But all goes down to preference and if you two have some chemistry, you know.
>>24815371
Short tops are love.
>>24812905
I look at gay porn and see how much fun they have and think that it's easier than with women but I don't really think I'm attracted to men.
The biggest fear is to meet up. I just am terrified to show up. How do you do that? Just say hi and fuck?
>tfw so lonely and starved for companionship I no longer care if I end up with a bf
>>24813078
I think it's because you've given up on women and feel like men are easier to get.
>>24815668
>Just say hi and fuck
No. Never.
Start with some small talk, ask if they're safe, make sure you have condoms, then talk about what you want to do, then get to it.
>>24815710
Like, i just get so nervous when a guy is interested. I wanna fug them silly, but it's just that anxious feeling i get that stops me from inviting them over and loving them roughly all night long
What's your favorite IRL porn gif/webm/video?
>>24815694
I too, have come to know that feeling, brother
>>24814102
you could try grindr but there's an awful lot of chaff in the way of the few nice boys. for a start, put some age filters on and don't be afraid to block anyone creepy.
i actually met my ex bf on there.he's such a nice guy and i really miss him.
>all this talk about STD's
Any common sense will save you you from getting infected. It's not that hard.
>>24815775
Whatever you decide to contact them with (grindr, skype, etc) just get to know them over a couple days.
If they're discreet enough, they'll contact you first.
>I wanna fug them silly
Just keep it safe and look for warning signs
Some dude tried to hide surgical tubing, and then I saw a fucking crack pipe in the corner.
Now for a better story...
I met some sub on grindr
The dude worshiped my cock and rode me like a pro. Gave him massive facials every time.
The regret after kinda wasn't worth it, I prefer to keep it 2D.
>>24816131
>The dude worshiped my cock and rode me like a pro. Gave him massive facials every time.
>>24816193
I want a sub to give massive facials to. Women don't seem to fully appreciate my abnormally large loads, i just want someone who can appreciate all my thick jizz flying around like i do
>>24816272
Sign me the fuck up.
>>24816131
Maybe if I weren't so close to family, or just not in my home town Id probably ease up a bit.
>>24816272
oooh huge loads are my favorite. I like big loads more than big dicks, especially when they keep cumming down my throat <3
>>24816315
>those time pents
n-nice
>tfw no digitally synchronized bf
>>24816324
Wew lad, is that common amongst guys? To like huge loads more than huge dick? I'm only average size, but i'll blast a good load the first time and then my dick kinda continuously oozes cum after that for a long time if i keep stroking. Are you telling me that that is want gay guys want?
>>24816324
I love precum
>>24816272
>abnormally large loads
I had some growing pains and had to get my balls checked out. The average capacity is like 8 ml. I can apparently hold 12 ml per testicle.
Every time I've gotten a handjob they've freaked out.
>>24816394
Only other guys can appreciate thick loads
>>24816394
I can't speak for anyone else. most gays might rather have a big dick, but I just prefer load size over dick size personally. more to fill me up with
>>24816394
Funny. My loads are kinda normal, but when i cum the load goes out like a pistol, it's a big stream of cum upwards.
>>24816491
If i ever find myself being single, i may try guys. I've always been curious, i may as well just do it at this point. Sounds fun to spray a guy with cum and have them not be like "ew gross wtf"
/polgb/ here
Where will I find my qt redpilled bf?
>>24816546
That first load i shoot is like that. But then i can watch it pump more and more out later, it just dribbles out, kinda like how you leave a faucet barely running
>>24811957
I'm genuinely mad.
Stop using anime boys for your horrible, horrible threads.
You are fucked in the head, deeply. 3DPD is disgusting and you do not in any way shape or form look anything like a girl. And for the straight guys trying to delude themselves into m being gay, please stop. You're not helping yourself, you're just making you dating pool smaller and you're not gay in the first place
Just go to >>>/soc/ and >>>/lgbt/ and continue being faggots there
Gay anime boys can stay
I Godda say you bots have been really helpfu. I went to /lgbt/ for advice about being curious and they were all fuck heads
>>24816592
Is that you? You are pretty cute desu senpai, would kiss.
>>24816674
I fucked this guy's in the asshole, next time I do I'm going to think of you anon
>tfw no robot boys near me
>tfw no bf
>>24816830
iktf anon, and when their are gay ausbots they're always still on the other side of this country :(
>>24816592
bi /pol/ here
/polgb/ belongs in the oven
Is it possible to find relationship bf on grindr?
How do I stay safe from disease if i use grindr?
>>24816868
>Aus
Where?
>>24816920
1. no
2. if you fuck, use a condom you fuck
>>24816920
It is possible, but very unlikely.
Tinder is a better app for that purpose and even then it's not likely anything will come out of it.
>>24816920
>Is it possible to find relationship bf on grindr?
Highly unlikely
How do I stay safe from disease if i use grindr?
Delete your account.
>>24816951
Obviously I would use condom but I'm still scared.
>>24816955
>>24816964
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET BF THEN
I HATE YOU GOD, JUST KILL ME NOW
>>24816920
Why would you even use gay Tinder?
Isn't it literally the same thing except everyone being a roastie?
>>24816923
Not near you, no doubt, Vic.
>>24816993
You stop being this desperate.
I used to be like this because I had never had a real relationship at the age of 24 (I'm 25 now). Then I got a bf (mutual friend, no apps involved).
Eventually I broke up because I realized it was not what I really wanted but the point here is, relationships are largely overrated and being single/free is very nice. Once you start really feeling this, you become more attractive, and maybe then, someone really special might just turn up.
>>24817009
Certainly not. I'm not in AU (yet).
>>24817081
thx for the normie advice m8
>>24817142
>asks for normie things
>gets normie advice
>complains
ok
>>24814648
>>24814615
There's no rule on this board against gay people, faggots
>>24817142
he's right though
I met the "perfect" guy once, at least what I considered perfect at the time.
You see, when you grow older, you realize that what you want now, isn't what you want in the future. You're never going to find true love. Deal with it.
Your best chance is finding someone you're 40% related to and hoping for the best by putting a ring on it.
But why waste away your youth for a relationship? Single life is the best.
>>24813024
If, anon, if.
It stops being exciting eventually.
>>24817142
You are being desperate though and he's completely right.
What's wrong with being single? Once you think about it, being with other people is a hassle, not worth it.
Real relationships aren't just 4chan but with a 3D person instead of random people.
>>24817213
Why do you think that? The sitcom memes?
>>24817266
>he's completely right.
If I follow his advice I'll never find a bf.
Waiting around for the right person to appear is a meme that doesn't work, especially since I don't even know any gay people.
>>24817211
>But why waste away your youth for a relationship? Single life is the best.
I want a bf to confide in, to hang out, to cuddle, etc.
I don't want to hookup with random men.
>>24817380
>If I follow his advice I'll never find a bf.
That's the point. If you force it by going on dating sites and actively trying to find JUST a romantic relationship, you'll never truly be happy. It's better for it to never happen then you have a forced one because society tells you that being single is "bad". You're already on /r9k/, you can't go lower
>Waiting around for the right person to appear is a meme that doesn't work, especially since I don't even know any gay people
Who knows, maybe you can turn someone gay or they already are but haven't told you.
>>24817429
>It's better for it to never happen
so I'm just doomed to be alone?
>Who knows, maybe you can turn someone gay or they already are but haven't told you.
I only have one or two friends, seems like a pipe dream.
>>24817380
FACE IT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO FIND YOUR LOVED ONE
my dad met my mom when they were kids
if you haven't found the one yet, you're doomed. So why mope and cry over it, embrace your single life.
>>24817516
>so I'm just doomed to be alone?
Forever and ever
>I only have one or two friends, seems like a pipe dream.
I don't see how you can handle a romantic relationship then
Do your parents suspect you're gay?
Or if you're out, did they know beforehand?
>>24817528
>>24817544
>FACE IT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO FIND YOUR LOVED ONE
>Forever and ever
It's not fair. Why don't I get to be happy? I'm 23, I don't want to wait till it's too late.
>>24817585
>Mom
Told her when I was 17. She sort of knew.
>Dad
Died before I could tell him.
>>24817619
At least we have 2D, which is superior to 3DPD in every single way
>>24817650
I can't touch 2D.
>20
>never had bf
>don't know any gay people
>tried going out with two guys from the /cuteboys/ zeemap
>both were extremely non-bf material
>tried going to an lgbt club at college
>literally avoided me like the plague and seemed to have enormous chips on their shoulders
>everyone except for 2 people were either an insufferable twink, MtF hon, or overweight flamer
>try to hang out with the 2 decent people
>they're already taken and too busy to hang out with me
>back to no gay connections
If there was a pill to turn gay people straight, I'd swallow that shit right up. I got nothing to loose.
>>24818407
where are you?
Might as well ask desu.
>>24818407
THIS
I'd much rather be straight. Life would be so much easier. Straights have it easy. Just go to any girl you like, if they're taken you lose nothing, if they're lesbian you lose nothing.
That's not the same with gays. If they're straight, you risk losing their friendship or having it severed.
>>24818407
>>24818527
>tfw superior bisexual
>>24818442
Ohio
>>24818527
Exactly. I've never been hit on by another guy yet girls flirt with me occasionally. I've met so many nice, understanding girls who were single and yet I'll never be attracted to them
I'm ok with being gay, I do not hide my sexuality and I'll be patient in finding a bf, seeing all these qt straight couples who are younger than me around still gets to me
>>24817380
>>24817429
I found my bf on 4chan-like board years ago. It is possible. Still together.
>>24818686
>tfw ohio too
It sucks here.
>tfw bisexual and you just want someone from either gender to love you in a committed relationship but everyone you meet either isn't into you, is already taken, or is a promiscuous slut
Why is it so fucking difficult just to find a nice, loving relationship?
>>24818753
I'm at OSU but all the gay guys I see are pretty tumblr tier. I wish I had better gaydar to detect all the regular masculine-acting gays
>>24818852
>tfw bi
>tfw no one wants me
>tfw twice as lonely
>>24812815
>>24812789
>>24812763
>Cuddling
You real funny Smalls. Cute boys are as rare as cute non-idiotic girls. Oy bruv wan shag and play fifa? Heres my butthole ;D
Its the exact same. It's a glorified relationship style that'll never be realistic unless you stay 16 and bicurious forever, and get to suck off that stud who grew up to ignore you and your homosexual acts of indecency.
>>24818852
Good BL taste.
Anyone else here hate themselves for being gay?
Like, strait up despise them self.
I got contacts, I work out, I can change/ fake enough to look normie, but I can't change that, and it drives me up a fucking wall.
>>24819062
how the fuck can bi people find love?
If you're bi, you're constantly being questioned if you're cheating on teh opposite sex. If you date a girl, she'll think you're cheating on her with a guy, if you date a guy, he'll think you're cheating on him with a girl
>>24819313
don't ask me. i'm still a kv with no hope of changing it.
>>24819125
This
Cuteboys are incredibilty rare, and many of them are insufferable and unstable narcissists who just want a quick fuck. Good luck finding one who's down to earth and will be in a long lasting monogamous relationship with you.
>>24811957
>being real gay
>not being yaoi gay
Real gays are filthy, yaoi is clean and pure.
>>24819125
Those people are desperate heteros that deserve it.
If you're actually gay you'll find a man instead of a cute boy after you turn 20.
