Why don't you guys just try Tinder. There is nothing to lose.
>Get match
>Unmatched within the day
>Get match
>Message
>No response
>Get match
>Message
>Responds the first time and never again
I don't feel anything anymore.
One thing I don't get is why the ones that won't respond don't just remove me.
Nothing to lose, and nothing to gain.
Because i'm not bad with women, I just despise them
I have no good photos of myself.
>There is nothing to lose
Other than my already piss-poor self esteem?
I not have facebook, so i can't sign up...
Because I feel like some of the people on there are gonna see me on the street
Ive already posted my face here, do you think anybody saw me?
>>24811381
>he doesn't know those threads are made so your picture can be saved and used by one particular anon
You naieve little thing...
>>24811359
this desu senpai
>captcha REEEEEE
Just matched this girl r9k. Shes qt in a weird way what do I say??
>>24811452
what an ugly fuckin abomination
i bet shes from UK
>making a normiebook account
nah senpai I'm good
>>24811452
You used to call me on Michelle phone, late night when you need my love.
>>24811452
head of an absolute mad man
i bet her brain weights more than you
>>24811452
That's one o dem tranny abominations senpai
Tinder is for people you get laid irl. They can fuck more this way. It is not or autists and robots like us
>>24811452
Looks like a character from No One Lives Forever, Jesus Christ.
>>24811475
Screenshot shows it's 10:15, assuming he just took it he isn't British, probably American, as currently it's 3:20 in britbong
>>24811507
How the fuck did he hang himself but is looking straight ahead.
>>24811530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
Why?
I have infinitely more chance of getting a pretty date by approaching girls in real life, than I do trying it via Tinder.
>>24811475
I think shes from florida cause thats where I am but I'm not sure
>>24811489
I sent it, I'll keep you guys posted on a response
>>24811499
topkek m8
>>24811506
even better
>>24811328
Dont need tinder. Easy lays at uni, sloots everywhere.
>Using the facejew to sign up for the matchingjew
I'm sorry, but I value my privacy and security.
I also prefer for spy agencies to actually work to get my data instead of just handing it over to them.
>>24811585
>that thing came from Florida
Not surprised. Created itself from nothing but dark matter and sinister intentions. It rose from the everglades. A true swamp monster.
>>24811621
Not gonna say youre wrong m8
>>24811617
>why don't you have a gf son?
>because the NSA won't let me mum!
>>24811668
It's not fair, I tell you!
>>24811666
^ your trips confirm
Just stop this thing you keep posting is an abomination
>Make tinder
>Get a good amount of matches and one girl even messages me first complimenting my looks
>Too scared to message back or message any of the my other matches anyway
Getting matches doesn't even make me feel good, it just scares me.
IGNORE SHILL THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO SHILL POSTS
>match with qt
>one of the first things she says is "fuck me daddy"
>wants me to call her kitten
>was gonna take her on a date, just gonna fuck her and leave it at that
>>24811328
Nothing to lose except any shred of dignity that I have left. Do you seriously think I want to be seen on there by people I know? Fuck that.
>>24811825
>tinder
>shilling
its like saying if you post about facebook youre shilling for mark zuckerberg too
retard
>>24811328
>Get match
>can't think of anything to say
as far as i got.
Ok guys so i matched with this girl but she was kinda offended cause i was being too hasty and she said i'm not a girl who just have sex blabla you need to deserve me and she was mad but then she came crawling back and now she is doign all sorts of xxx at the end of conversaiton and kissing smileys
so she got mad but likes it anyway i think?
how do I proceed to fug her?
>>24813464
How don't you people get it. You saw them on there too. It's also more acceptable than online dating. If I had a smartphone and if it was popular in my country, I'd do it.
Because Grindr is way better.
>>24811378
>>24811477
Same and I don't want to make a fake one and have someone question why I won't use my real name. It would probably be a red flag for Normies.
>>24811452
She looks like one of them titans.
Reminder to actually use good quality photos you mongs. It makes a difference.
Use an actual camera and not your faggot phone.
>>24811328
because it searches locally i'm always scared someone from high school will recognize me and I'll become a laughing stock on social meida
>>24814886
That makes all my ugliness even more visible
>>24814972
This. I was thinking of spoofing my GPS location (not with Tinder+, with my jailbroken phone) and talking to girls in a town 30 minutes drive away from me.
>I cant succeed irl, where you can actually compensate for physical appearance
>I KNOW
>I better try tinder! That exclusively appearance based platform that's even more titled in favor of young 20 something women.
later...
>WHY ISNT THIS WORKING
>REEEEEE
It requires Bacefook and I'd spaghetti the fuck out if I encounter a person I know on it.
Also Interpals is vastly superior if you live in a big city.
>>24811328
>Get Tinder
>Full of undesirable people who I wouldn't feel good about either having sex with or dating (Yeah beggards can't be choosers, whatever)
>Get matches
>All fucking bots anyways
>>24815211
i send people i know always superlikes
the trick is to think its really funny then its not weird at all
>>24811359
what game is thisfuck off stupid fucking nigger robot
>>24811328
because that involves effort, and /r9k/ doesn't like doing things that require effort
>>24811431
w-what does he do with the pictures?
>>24815941
Valkyria Chronicles, it is a great game too bad they didn't make more. 'Cause they didn't and I refuse all evidence to the contrary.
I can't for the life of me get a single match not even from fat chicks. I am truly forever alone.
>>24811617
just don't add anything to your profile
>>24815523
I have a reputation for being a sperg so I'd be afraid that they would take it seriously.
I know a guy at work who's had it for months and only ever got matched once.
Also I once overheard a turboslut from work along with her friends laughing and making jobs at just about every guy who wasn't Chad.
>>24811608
>Easy lays at uni
how? my uni is full of stone-cold prudes
"nothing to lose"
Yeah, just look at the uber driver.
>>24814886
How do i know if my photo is good enough?
>>24816075
>fake chad: "I want to blow your dad"
>girl: "Lol, okay :D Lemme arrange that"
>>24816075
Why is it some revelation to robots that whores use tinder to fuck hot guys? That's the whole point of it. Of course they're going to accept casual sex from Chad.
>>24816192
I bet her dad would love to get head from him, he's got total dick sucking lips.
>>24815986
posts them on face book to laugh at you.
i don't live in america
>>24811452
she looks a tumblrina abandoned hope anon
>>24811666
>dat weird smile
she's a keeper anon
>>24811328
>having a normie phone
>having a facebook profile
>having photos of yourself
>taking "selfies"
Justify yourself.
How do some people here say they don't get matched on Tinder? I'm obese in an appearance-rating platform and even I get around 2 matches a day, some are qt ones. When I went abroad I was getting maybe 10 a day.
>>24817190
What sort of distance do you do? I'm on the outskirts of a major city but I have it set to like 4 miles, do people just reject me because they think they might know me or run into me? Or is it just because it's me?
>>24817272
I live in a small town and always reject the ones from exactly here for the same reasons, but I still leave it at like 40km because I can manage that. I wouldn't know if women do the same kind of rejection, but it's possible. Tinder is popular in my country, I don't know about your area.
>>24817381
>go from 3 miles to 8 miles
>suddenly get 4 matches within 2 minutes
Jesus, girls really are afraid to shit where they eat.
>>24811328
>match up with qt girl that goes to the same uni
>she actually messages me first
>I ask her what she's up to and she tells me that she's just watching Netflix
>decide to try out the "Netflix and chill" line for the first time
>it actually works
>tell her that I can meet her at her place in an hour and we can walk back to mine
>we meet up and she offers me a handshake instead of giving me a hug which threw me off a little bit
>she tells me that her roommate got really drunk at a friends house so she might have to leave early to pick her up
>during the 10 minute walk back to my place I'm practically carrying the conversation all by myself
>once we get back to my place I put Netflix on in the living room
>she sits down with a whole couch cushion between us
>I ask her if she wants anything to drink and she says "no thanks"
>about 5 minutes into the movie she starts texting
>a few minutes later she gets a phone call
>hear a guys voice say "hello"
>she says "Hi! I'll be right down!" in an excited tone and leaves
>after I get over the initial shock of what just transpired I decide to unmatch her
Tinder is a waste of my time.
>>24816785
Taking pictures with Webcam was a thing long before selfies. I guess if you have some neet pride you're trying to protect you could do that.
>>24818134
Jesus Christ. She must have thought you were hideous. It's the only way to explain that behaviour.
>>24816075
>women want to fuck attractive men
What a revelation
Wanna get real fucking sad? Try Bumble. The girl has to send the first message, only making them have twice as much power as on Tinder. God I hate this earth.
>>24813530
You're in so deep you can't even see it
I considered it. I decided against it.
Feels like i would waste time, get frustrated and be exposed to ridicule.
>>24818134
Did you put up pictures where you look far better than your real self or something?
Anyway, it still doesn't excuse her shitty behavior.
>>24819391
>Did you put up pictures where you look far better than your real self or something?
I don't think so. I'm5'8so maybe that had something to do with it.
>>24819481
I think we have the culprit.
>>24811328
i don't want the type of girl that would go on tinder
>but 95% of girls your age do it
exactly
>>24819481
>maybe
Sorry bro, but that's most likely it.
At least you got the looks to reel girls in, you'll probably have a good shot at girls who aren't shallow Tinder whores.
>>24819481
B T F O
T
F
O
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>24811328
you need a good fb account to have any chance on Tinder
and to have a good fb account you need to have lots of friends and interesting social life YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>24819668
you need an fb account period
who the fuck comes here that has an fb account?
>want to get a tinder just to troll stacy
>dont want my friends who have tinder to somehow see me on there
i dont want to reek of desperation desu
>did you know anon has a tinder? lol
overhearing that shit would be absolutely terrible desu senpai
>>24819570
Yeah, I figured. I should probably start mentioning my height in my profile so I don't waste anymore of my time. Although I'll probably stop getting matches and just uninstall the damn app a few weeks later.
This was the second time something like that happened to me, where I had a girl super interested in me and actually asking me out only to act completely neutral once meeting her in person.
The first time that happened, I found out she hooked up with my friends roommate who's 6'2. I felt like a total idiot for insisting that I walk her back home when she told me not to worrybecause she was just trying to get rid of me so they could fuck.
>got a account
>nearly all the women are good looking
>to beta to swipe right, since I know somewhere that I don't deserve them and that they would just laugh at me
>end up searching for people are like 4-5/10 but not fat
>no matches yet
Jesus just fuck my shit up senpai
>>24819802
I don't want my friends to find out I have Tinder neither, but every single girl I know use it with the "I just use it for fun" excuse.
Like yeah right, we all know damn well that you use it to get laid you whore.
>>24819184
>women are forced to message you first
>he thinks this is somehow a problem
im 5'7"
i never stood a chance on there
>>24819906
That really sucks man, have you considered getting a pair of lifts?
At least you must be pretty good looking facial wise.
>>24819184
That actually sounds really fucking nice, women need to learn to stop being so damn passive.
Fuck, I really want to try tinder but I'm too nervous. How do I just man up and do it?
>500 right swipes
>1 match with ugly looking obese girl
Waste of fucking time senpai. Just don't even try unless you're 6'0 with good hair/clothes/photos and able communicate well enough and have money and a car to drive around
>>24819184
That's a pretty good idea actually. If a girl messages you there's no fucking doubt about if she thinks you're good looking or not. It's still useful even if the conversation then dies down because then you know it's not because of your looks
>>24820294
>5'11 but I don't state height
>single okayish picture
>Description stating my nationality and that I'm an exchange student
Got like 40 matches out of ~500 right swipes, already got laid once, haven't even gotten around to texting most of them.
Not a super good result but I'm not chad looking and I have the most basic profile possible. I guess the native chicks here like my nationality for historic friendship reasons.
Just bee yourselves guys :^)
>>24811378
>>24814829
This
I'm also not really good at that PUA shit (rehearsed lines, trying to be funny all the time, playing everything down and pretending not to care)
I think I'd rather just avoid people who have used stuff like tinder for the rest of my life.
>>24820294
idek
When you match with somebody do you go out on a date or do you just go and fuck?
I don't think they would want to fuck me after going out, I'm extremely awkward.
>>24820507
Girls like social validation but they like to keep up appearances and pretend even to themselves that they aren't whores. So you have to take them out for something small like coffee if you're just going to fuck them. It's also like a little interview so they won't think you're going to murder them. Then go to someone's place or something.
Unless you're a chad of course in which case you posit "wanna smash?" and they'll ask when and where.
>>24820570
Do you have to be subtle, or can you just like go out for coffee and then be like "u wana go back 2 my house and watch a move or somn?"
>>24820446
>5'11
Girls can't tell the difference.
>exchange student
They like that shit because of "muh travelling" and you're exotic or some shit.
>>24820591
I mean if they're dtf then that is pretty much what you gotta say after a little chit-chat.
>>24820606
It's Europe so I make the 180cm treshold anyway
Don't think being on exchange really helps that much, we're talking about a popular cheap European exchange destination, thousands of people every semester.
Anyway I don't really know if I could achieve much with most of the matches, maybe I just got lucky with that one
>>24811328
>get match
>don't know what to say
also
>autodislike anyone with mutual 'friends'
>what if she asks them about you
>>24820699
You might just look decent enough then. Or you got all bots.
>>24820434
if she swipes right there's no doubt if she thinks you're good looking or not, moron
>>24811328
I got hsv1 from my summer tinder fling
>>24820999
Mouth or genital? At least it's benign and it seems like they had a breakthrough with HSV1 cure recently in animal tests or something. And I think you're immune to with 1.
Unless of course you want a family in the future and if it's genital you infect your wife and she might shed during the pregnancy and infect the child which can be fatal, or you have to be mindful of your kisses if you have sores.
>>24821206
Oral. Still sucks tho.
>>24821233
Yeah it's kind of nasty to think about. Shit's at like 80% and people don't even know.
>get match
>it's a spambot
>report & delete
>get match
>it's a spambot
>report & delete
>get match
>it's a spambot
>report & delete
>get match
>not a spambot
>send a message
>they unmatch me
>get a match
>not a spambot
>send a message
>they reply back
>they never reply again
99.9% of tinder experience for men.
>>24821430
>tfw the ugly hambeasts that matched me were probably a spambot or would not have a replied more than once if I actually messaged it
>>24816075
>people want to have sex with good looking people
>>24811348
this
fucking this
I have tried, OP.
>>24811617
>not having one but never revealing your powerlevel
>>24811617
Holy shit this is true and fucking hilariously well-put. Thanks.
Because it requires facebook and if you have facebook you are merely pretending to be part of /r9k/
>>24819668
What do you mean good account? Have lots of cool friends?
Whats so hard about that you little autist
>>24820286
Whats there to be nervous about? Are you american? Americans are always so prudish.
>>24811378
this desu desu
>swiped right on literally every girl between 20 and 30
>only matched with bots
It's not like I needed that last shred of self esteem
>>24811328
only the top 15% of men on tinder fet to fuck, theres a thread about it.
240/300 women fuck 50/300 men
>on tinder
>read girls bio
>"i like black guys"
Trash.jpg
>>24818089
>increase search area by a factor of 25
>get more matches
No shit sherlock
>on Tinder for prolly two years
>couple of dates, some nudes, nothing major
>match with grill I know IRL
>going out two months now
Don't give up brobots
>swipe right for LITERALLY every female
>occasional match once a week
>it's always a bot
>must have tried to match with over 5,000 grills
>4 months later, 0 legit matches
I always knew that I wasn't attractive, but I didn't know I was revolting
>make a fake chad tinder profile
>get nudes every time
>girl pops up and is genuinely interesting
>start to fall for her
>know that i'll never get her with my looks
Sometimes i think we we're just born to die alone.
You see the thing is a lot of you guys, including me seek true companionship. True affection if you will.
Girls on tinder don't want that. They want to find some chad to just fuck and cry over later
How do you make a good tinder account, mine is just a selfie, with no real information on it except my name and age.
>>24816668
confirmed. Go for it op, and make freaky dungeon creature sex with ur weird qt. Honestly I agree with you on the unique kinda cuteness
>>24811328
>There is nothing to lose.
Except pride and dignity.
Degenerate.
>>24811348
this or eventually we have some bizarre argument
lately i've been getting close and fucking it up help ;_;
>>24811328
I feel like you can't find nice girls on there and being a Native American in my city is a HUGE dating impediment
>>24811348
You're a pity trophy for them. not to show or share, but to fill their personal egos with a sense of accomplishment.
>>24823536
Iktf
>Indian girls don't want you because you aren't some rez raised shit bag and are a race traitor because of it
>other girls don't want you because of all the stereotypes
>>24823536
No nice girl would use tinder. It's literally for sluts to hook up. Don't bother expecting anything more from it.
If all you want is some fuck then I'd expect any liberal college campus would be swarming with chick desperate to fuck a native american. It'd be good for their humanities subject.
>>24815121
This desu,
why would I want people to see how ugly I really am i usually shake the camera a bit for added blurriness
>girl super liked me for the first time
WHY WHY WHY now I feel pressured to talk to her FUCK my profile is shit why would she do that
>>24811328
>There is nothing to lose.
My self-respect
i can't believe this didn't occur to me sooner but if you're a foreigner/tourist/just have a good voice in general, call or at least send a voice clip to the girls that give you their numbers
this english girl is going apeshit over my super generic american accent right now
not only that, but hearing your voice makes you seem way more "real" to them and they'll mentally place you over the hundred other guys that are just texting her
I did. I received no matches.
>>24811328
Tinder is for chads desu senpai.
Prepare for stacy and instagram whores.
>>24811452
>That face
Just say hi to her right now shes probably in this thread too.
>>24824479
This is especially true if you live in a smaller community instead of some faceless mass of people barely contained by concrete.
Might lose the others brand of respect too.
>>24811328
OP you are just as bad as stoner trying to push their degenerate habits on to others.
>average or below average man gets on tinder
>no replies, only spambots
>swipes right
>unmatched immediately
>average men leave tinder in droves
>tinder relies on men constantly joining
>tinder starting to die
It's mirroring the dating market. Average men get told to eat shit and die, then leave. Then you're left with a huge pool of women sitting around wondering where all the male attention is.
>>24826195
Of course it's starting to die. The fucking women think they all deserve a fucking demi god. Even chad's are having a hard time. And if chad's struggling the average joe has no fucking chance.
because I am one of the remaining true robots on this board. I do not have a facebook and I haven't had a picture taken of myself in at least 4 years.
>>24826195
>Average men get told to eat shit and die, then leave. Then you're left with a huge pool of women sitting around wondering where all the male attention is
Like pottery
>>24811452
reminds me of Ellen Muth
It's just not worth it.
Fuck tinder. I only get bots. Thats all a robot like me deserves I guess
You down, anon?
>>24820147
Lanklet basic bitches getting butthurt because their boy toy was not 6' 0" or taller
I will never understand this. WHY do women care so much about height? Is there any point to even trying if you are not 5' 10" or taller?
>WAHHH I CAN'T FEEL ATTRACTION FOR A MAN UNLESS HE TOWERS OVER ME IN MY STRIPPER HEELS
Fuck women.
>>24811348
Pretty much this except no one responds to me and I get unmatched within an hour or two
>>24827516
What the fuck is that trash
Except my self esteem.
I set up an emulator and a button macro to like everyone in my city. About one in three hundred would like me back. And you can't even do that any more.
Hey faggots, if you can't get laid in a bar scene then you aren't getting laid on Tinder.
Imagine being in a room with 500 other horny, single dudes, all competing for the attention of ONE girl. That's your chances of getting noticed by your matches. This is why every girl on there can afford to be boring and unresponsive and why every one of them throw the "NO HOOKUPZZZ" shit on their profile. They quite literally have unlimited options and can just keep scrolling the list till they find a Chad that's persistent and willing to kiss their ass enough.
It's a rigged game but hey, that's dating.
>tfw no more moments to stroke my ego with
>>24827793
Yea, but I have mad baby face, so I don't do so well in bars.
>>24826195
Does it die? Or do a persistent few men remain on there and fuck all of the women.
And by persistent, I mean lucky and attractive.
if someone who recognizes me outside of tinder sees it, then I'm fucked
high risk no reward
>>24816075
I am going to use these lines.
can't get tinder on my shitty meme phone. would like to try though. i knew a guy who was a hopelessly awkward kv in high school and he got laid pretty easily using tinder. i was amazed. honestly thought he would die a virgin.
>>24811328
Don't want the neighbor girls next door to know I'm using it. Muh social anxiety
>>24811328
>dignity
>morality
>virginity
>money
>spirituality
>time
>phone memory
>>24811328
I did. It's a fucking waste of time.
Throughout all my conversations I concluded one thing: no normal looking girl is interested in a relationship with me. If you're not tall and handsome, the only thing chicks want from you is attention. Either the self-validation of adding one more person to her hundreds of matches, or watching you grasp as straws to make an engaging conversation that she will never allow you to follow up on by meeting in person. She just wants a free clown.
Fuck this world.
>>24827917
Women will leave as well once they notice that the Chads are unavailable. For tinder to work, a fuckton of people have to be using it and joining.
>>24827516
>it's complicated
Really.
>>24828129
>I'm fucked
Why?
>>24811452
Ask her how her day is going.
>>24811507
Plus it's not classy. its just a pile of shit
>>24811348
This,
/threadFUCK THE ROBOT POPO
>>24829154
This is all that needs to be said. It's crazy how tilted the game is in women's favor.
>>24811348
Hell at least you get a match
>>24828129
why? everybody uses tinder. worst comes to worst someone irl knows you're looking for poon.
>>24811328
>Sign up today
>Make a shitty profile
>Girls already wanting to fuck
Am I fucking deluded? I'm a fucking virgin and I get a fucking offer this quick? Is this person fucking delusional?I turned her down I was too nervous.
>get match about every 1 in 100 swipes
>60% of the time it's a bot
>40% of the time they don't even respond
shit app
>needs facebook
>needs email account for facebook
>needs actual phone number
Too much, m8.
>>24824479
>>24826056
How exactly do you lose respect for having a tinder
I've tried Tinder, gotten matches, but it never goes anywhere. Just small talk that tapers off.
Also, I'm afraid to actually meet anybody because my profile pics are from when I weighed 20lb less, and it doesn't reveal the fact that I'm broke as fuck and live with my parents at 29. (I guess at least I own a car, but the payments are killing me.)
I am 6 foot 4. I don't look half bad. I got no matches. All girls in my area were ratchets with no bio or a shitty one.
>>24814886
Now why the fuck would i own a camera
I'm not a social aspie or a virgin, and I'm fairly good looking and tall.
The thing is, I don't have a car or a job and I live with my mom and my three cats. Girls are shallow as fuck.
Because the inevitable failure will just cause another chip to be hacked away from the soul. And when you've got so little soul left, you tend to be stingy as fuck with it.
I never get matches, but when I do, they make sure to unmatch me or never respond to my mensajes.
debating suicide tbqhwyf
>>24818134
Jesus Christ, that almost made me feel bad for you. Fuck that shit, I'm never trying stupid things like these.
>nearly every tinder/okcupid profile is some fat entitled stacy cunt droving on about how boring they are and how much they like bearded and tattooed degenerate sissy men
When will the purge happen brothers?
>>24811378
This is the real reason
Plus I despise people
I just matched with her... what should I say?
>>24832095
She's pretty cute, and the fact that she even swiped for you is a good thing. But like most women she's boring and doesn't put enough info in her profile, so you can't construct a meaningful message that will most likely get you rolling with her.
Just start out with "Hey, how are you tonight?". It's a great catch-all, and I got the line from an actual girl so you know they like that sort of thing.
>>24832095
>I wanna lick off your makeup and replace it with cum
Show some confidence - and no, overused pickup-lines arent confident.
>>24832120
Ok will do, thanks for the advice. I'll update if she responds.
>>24831530
This. Thousand times this. You have to be some normie with hundred photos of himself in social situations to succeed.
>>24832142
No problem. I want to help fellow losers feel the need to stop using this board.
>>>24811348
>match
>not immediately saying something like let's fuck or wanna smash
beta go home women are on tinder to fuck no one gives a shit about talking
I get a few matches, but am way too anxious to be forward about commencing the fucking.
>>24832260
Anon, realize the fact that girls matching with you means they find you attractive. Find the confidence to message and ask something lame like "Hey how's it going?" and go from there. Literally ANYTHING would be better than saying nothing.
>STD's have been on the rise since hook up applications have been introduced
>>24832302
>tfw too scared to buy condoms
I'm really not good at this
1/2
>>24832493
2/2
Fucks sake..
>>24832505
lel
at least you got a reply
>>24832505
Idk I'd call that a huge success
Hit her back with something
>>24832505
Holy shit what a mad cunt. It was a joke and she took it seriously enough to get mad at it and let you know that? Christ. Be glad that she was mean now and not in the future because you want the ugly side to show up ASAP.
>>24832505
>>24832493
Haha, is funny. But keep trying!
>>24832505
> go fuck yourself
>I prefer to outsource my labor, thanks
>>24832525
I think her response implies that many lame nerds have come at her with basically that same dumb line before and she doesn't think it's lolsoedgy anymore
>>24816075
>women are sluts
wew what a surprise
>>24824477
>hey stacey can i borrow your phone lol
>ya sure! wait omg no dont super like that creep
>haha too late
>oh no oh no oh no!!
>>24811328
Great, tinder thread
![Screenshot_2015-01-05-19-29-14[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4Nk7aN7.jpg "Screenshot_2015-01-05-19-29-14[1].png")
>>24832657
another
this is original content
>>24832505
She's a bitch, you don't want a girl like that.
>>24820294
>5'7
>all pictures are selfies
>actually have one picture of a cat and one pepe because whatever
>still get a bunch of matches
>got laid twice, one time with a short chubby 5/10 and one time with a tall skinny 8/10
>>24829437
If they NEVER go anywhere it feels more like being taunted.
>>24832175
Do you read posts or just reply?
>>24833078
Don't believe you
There's about maybe 5,000 at most in my city. I'm not well liked so the moment I make a Tinder, it'll be people I've seen before.
The same people who gave me a hard time will get to laugh everytime they scroll and see me.
>>24832746
"can't believe I'm doing this"
Jump on that asap.
>>24833078
you're probably white
>>24832541
Oh shit that's good.
Thanks for the tinder response
Could someone give me a good Chad bio? I want to compare the matches I get with mine with a fake chad profile.
>>24833176
The 8/10 was an exceptional stroke of luck, I have to say. To explain it maybe I shall add she's quite a slut. Also we don't talk anymore.
I made a new account 3 days ago and got 23 matches since then, haven't actually met any of them yet though
>>24833203
>slav
>white
>>24824477
>tfw never superliked
post her pic
>>24833242
What's a superlike?
>>24832505
fuck her man if you cant laugh about this you got serious issues
nothing of value was lost
>>24833248
thats the blue thing you can do
then you like someone and the other one gets the message either way if they liked you or not they will see that you superliked them
>>24832095
I know I'm late but that's a bot, senpai.
What the fuck do I do if I actually get a date?
Have you ever seen Teddy Bear? That's basically my life. No matter how attractive I am, I'm going to fuck it up. I don't know how other guys are so smooth and so confident. I accidentally make everybody hate me.
>>24832505
Don't worry anon, it was a fun joke
>>24833236
I don't have a Facebook because I have no friends thus all my pics would be boring selfies, nothing that would look fun.
Can I get away with just selfies? I'm 6'3 and work out a lot but I am the complete opposite of photogenic. Got some advice senpai.
i looked at tindr one night
not one qt out of 200 within 50 miles
feels suicidal man
>>24833276
You go and meet up for a coffee with them.
Good luck though, I've met up with one girl from Tinder. Arranged to go for a coffee with them but she messaged me in the night that she wanted cuddles. She lived 30 mins away so I drove there 3 nights only to fuck up. I couldn't get hard cause I was too nervous and broke up from a relationship 3 weeks ago.
Told her that I know that the night was a shamble but I wanted to take her on a date and she removed me.
The rest of them, I ask if they wanna meet up, they say they're busy or they will but it never follows through.
>>24833276
It's all good dude.
Take her to nice place to eat and let her get what she wants. Make small talk and throw out some good quotes she'll never know the source of. If you're nervous about speaking, the movies are a nice place to go. You might not get laid the first date, but if you play it cool she'll hold your hand throughout movie and you'll get a kiss.
I bought tinder plus and got 20 matches or so but none wants to meet me, why do girls like me if they dont wanna meet me?
>>24833316
People actually do this?
"reee normie etc etc" I always brought them out to eat then went to a park together. After that if they were into our cheap ass date, bring em back to apartment to watch some Beavis and Butthead. Don't know why but women loved that shit.
>>24833334
They just want someone to vent to or get attention from. You seemed like a good surrogate.
>>24826586
I dont think you understand how arousal works
>>24833300
Of course you can as long as you're fine looking
If you're tall and fit put on some well fitting clothes and try to take a picture of yourself using the self-timer, in a good lighting, put some instagram filter or just tweak it with photoshop so it doesn't give the vibe of a shitty picture, so basically just don't sabotage yourself with a shitty picture, show off what you got, even a small trick like tweaking contrast makes people pay more attention to the picture
You can take several pictures so if on one you have nice pose but shitty face you can photoshop your face from another one on it
>>24832657
>>24832746
>dvw geen nedervoel meer
>>24833387
Did you quote the wrong post?
fuck OFF robot
>>24811348
removing people on tinder lowers your rating. tinder is actually a game with hidden stats
>>24833463
No
the post I qouted says "Women think they deserve a demigod". That's not how attraction works. They can't just become aroused to a guy they think is ugly because you say so,.
What to put as bio? or just leave it empty?
>>24833645
your hobbies
especially i like outdoors or go to the gym or do running if you're a robot with nothing going on because you can have this going on within 24 hours and it makes you look like 1) you got a good body and 2) care about your health
>>24833479
Everyone knows online inflates womens standards to astronomical levels. Demi god was obvious exaggeration, but there is truth in it. OKC stats reported women find 80% of men under average.
These two things tie into each other way to perfectly to be mere coincidence.
>>24832505
This is what happens when one side has literally all of the power in the dating marketplace. I bet she's a 6/10 tops with a seriously overinflated ego.
I thought what you said was pretty funny
>>24833799
And my point is, you can't change what a woman is attracted to.
>>24833668
I'm not a full on robot with nothing going on, but don't really have hobbies I guess
I guess I could exaggerate past stuff I've done
>>24833856
What? The upper 20% of men? Women are allowed to be unrealistic? Some 5/10 can ignore her league entirely for some once again demi god? Like I said, even fucking chad's are struggling on the damn app. Women need a reality check.
I blame men though, take pussy of the fucking pedestal and force them into equality they want so much.
Because finding a gf in mathematically impossible.
The single men to women ratio (18-30) age is probably 10:1.
Firstly for every 100 females born, there are 106 men born, so 6 men are bound to be single.
Secondly, in this age bracket 18-30, there are lots of females that are married to older men, some even having herems even, like hugh hefner.
So why waste time chasing women, when I apsolutely stand no chance?
>>24833922
>The single men to women ratio (18-30) age is probably 10:1
How is that even possbile?
Have had a Tinder for months, every time I get a notification from my phone my heart leaps at the thought it could be a match, ive not had a single one. Pic related is my main pic on tinder
