>no one around in the office
>dig my nose
>eat it
>all of it
who /M I S C H I E F/ here?
>>24810643
i think you missed the concept of this type of thread.
come up with something better next time(You)
>Mum always told me not to pick my nose
>Still pick it till it hurts to this day
>Constant dry nose, breathing sometimes painful
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>>24811249
commenting his own post
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>be manlet
>purposely never learn
Absolutely beazlebub
>alcoholic mom told me to never touch a drop of booze
>binge drink regularly
Stay toasty roastie.
>>24811434
Victim, stay oppressed
>>24811456
my mom told me not to...
stay a cunny cunt mate
>be 6'2
>still be robot
top bants
>>24810643
>Christmas time
>Been a naughty boy and know it
>asked santa and mummy for a red fire truck
>Night before I shake around all the boxes to see if one looks like a red fire truck
>... theres no red fire truck
>open all the presents to make sure
>none
>wrap them all up in news paper and duct tape
>christmas morning make a scene about how bad teh wrapping is, how i didnt get my red fire truck and how im gonna be extra naughty this year
>pee on couch
>mummy gives me $50 to buy red fire truck
>go to shop and buy blue fire truck
who else is getting /naughty/ this christmas?
>door says push
>pull
>i press "I'm not a robot" to verify
>im a robot
>Vaseline all the toilet seats
>Makes people uncomfortable all day
>Take coupons
>Stuff into ATM machine
>Render it useless for a day or two
