>tfw the presidential candidates are all so shit that you're considering voting for Trump
What the fuck else is there? Hilary is a shady feminist bitch, Bernie while a nice guy is a spineless doormat, Carson is that old religious black guy you find at church that's so senile he thinks he talks to Jesus everyday, Jeb Bush is a more retarded and incompetent version of his brother, the rest are just irrelevant and have no chance of winning.
Is this country fucked?
Trump is bad, but at least he is a businessman that knows how to manage/make money. That's sort of what this debt-ridden country needs right now
DESU Hillary seems like a true sociopath. Republicans keep corrupting the shit out of everything, and just transferring although the wealth to you know whos. Hillary wants to see the world burn, and that's something I could get behind, if it's the best choice.
Nah, people overexaggerate these things each election cycle. And desu I can see the appeal of Trump and he might win but the machine is pulling out all the stops for Hillary this time so she probably will win.
Bernie IS a legitimately good guy and he'd be my choice but unlike Trump he has no shot against the Wicked Witch. Ultimately I think Hillary will win, serve one term and get voted out in 2020 after they see what a boring stiff cunt they put in the Oval Office but the country won't actually be any worse off because of it.
My $0.02 anyway.
>>24809694
How about instead of voting for autistic Hitler you just don't vote?
You realize a "2 party system" is the biggest joke of democracy ever right? Why endorse it by voting
I hate Trump but is it stands now, he would get my vote. That's how shit everyone else is, it's abysmal. Bernie is a strong strong #2 but we can't have a pussy dealing with leaders of other countries. His heart is in the right place but honest to god I'm surprised he's made it this far. He's like the beta provider of presidential candidates. He's that quiet kid at school nobody notices but he has a good heart. But he doesn't have the balls to make our country look strong.
>Bush vs Clinton 2016
>nothing is going to stop it
>no amount of Reddit will change this
>everyone realizes how corrupt USA is
>Trump and Bernie create a guerilla force
>take over the government and work together
>America lives happily ever after
If you are not voting for trump then you either have a boyfriend or you enjoy watching your girlfriend getting fucked by other men
>>24809890
Because voting is actually the lesser of two evils at times. I don't want Hilary in the white house and not voting would mean I can't sway that result in any way. That's awful, I can't let that happen. The system is bullshit but abstaining just isn't the right choice all the time. It's not like last time where either way things probably would have been okay, we can't have Hilary in the white house though. We just can't, feminists don't need even more of a push.
I'm not voting, but you should all vote for Trump.
He's not a good candidate but his anti-PC qualities will give the country a much needed kick in the nuts.
>>24809873
Why did my phone auto-correct desu for no fucking reason?
>>24810100
Newfig detected. Go back to reddit desu senpai
>>24810100
accept the desu senpai
>people bitch and moan about politicians and how they never can talk straight, and are incapable of pussyfooting around and refuse to give their actual opinions
>finally get a candidate that does those things
>every media outlet and liberal kekold chimps out in absolute terror at his glory
>>24809808
It's a a facade. He's filed for bankruptcy 4 times. You know the Trump buildings? He's pays company's to use his name on the front...or the other way around. Either way he isn't what you think.
>>24810158
>Either way he isn't what you think.
He's a literal billionaire.
>>24810167
This. He's financially one of the most successful men in america. He has a masters in economics, I honestly camt thibk of anyone more qualified in the race
>>24810158
>filed bankruptcy on 4 business when he has had over 100 businesses
Can't win em all
>>24810158
>he's filed for bankruptcy 4 times now
I'm tired of this meme. Retard liberals keep parroting it. Those were companies that failed, not personal bankruptcy. He had a couple of casinos that just didn't work out.
>>24810158
Considering his brand, failing 4 times is not a big deal considering he's been successful 100x over.
>>24810167
His dad was rich. Chances are excellent that he would have remained rich, as he has. As his children will.
>>24810297
A million doesn't turn into billions by itself
>>24810309
It was tens of millions and he could have just invested it and made billions that way.
>>24810309
>A million doesn't turn into billions by itself
somebody clearly does not understand how money works
>>24810329
>he could have just invested it and made billions that way
That's exactly what he did. Into his own businesses. I don't think you understand what the word means, junior. It doesn't have to be given to other people to be called an investment. You're doing a lot of mental gymnastics to try to convince yourself that Trump is as incompetent as the rest of these joke candidates.
>>24810357
its pretty easy to lose millions, shit thats why im such a pathetic neckbear
>>24810409
What chance do the rest of us have?
>>24809694
Voting for trump because maximum liberal assblast.
I don't want Hillary to win, but she will get the nomination because in my state at least senators get to be delegates by default in democratic party.
Hillary has the establishment wrapped around her finger.
>>24809978
Trump and Bernie teaming up would seriously break the internet. Smug Pepe and Wojak teaming up in real life. 4chan and reddit being forced to share a political ticket, the Facebook meltdowns by people on both sides, it would be insane.
Reminder that Bernie couldnt finance all the shit he promises if he took 100% of the income the evil top 1% makes, even if they continued to work and leave their assets in the US (which obviously wouldnt happen).
Reminder that even Bernie himself cant explain how he will finance his promises.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/price-tag-of-bernie-sanders-proposals-18-trillion-1442271511
Bernie's heart is in the right place, he clearly cares about the people and that's a good quality to have...but being a president is like being a dad. You just can't give your child everything they want because they're greedy and selfish and you have to teach them not to be and if you keep giving them shit then they'll just be asking for more until it all turns to shit.
>>24809694
I don't see how you can talk shit about Carson and Bush, and still think Trump is the better alternative.
Carson's honestly the best guy the GOP's had in a long time. Trump is a failure and a fraud, and honestly, he's the more retarded and incompetent version of George W. Bush, not Jeb (although if Trump weren't in this election, I'd agree with your comparison).
>>24811195
>Carson's honestly the best guy the GOP's had in a long time
Carson is literally just a black version of every Republican candidate ever. Nobody would care about Carson if he wasn't black.
>>24809890
>he still thinks America is a democracy
>>24810329
>>24810158
Why are libtards SO fucking stupid? Holy shit.
>>24811233
His blackness means he's the best thing the GOP has. If he got elected, no more could liberals paint the Republicans as a bunch of racists.
I mean, their only arguments against the GOP are "dey hate niggas" and "muh sojiny".
At the end of the day, the president is just a figurehead, anyways, and it's Congress that calls all the shots. Putting in Carson would put more faith in the GOP, in general, and we'll keep both House and Senate. Put in Trump, and by the time of the next congressional election, it'll be nothing but Democrats in Congress. It's all a game, anon.
Do you even Machiavelli?
>>24810158
4 bankruptcies out of how many business ventures.
>>24811233
This. Carson is so stereotypically Republican it's a joke. The only thing that makes him stand out if his skin color.
>>24811344
You're completely retarded if you think Carson is the best candidate just because he's black. First of all, he's being quickly as exposed as being fucking retarded considering he knowns nothing about foreign policy, thinks pyramids were used to store grain, and claimed to bash his mom over the head with a hammer when he actually dindu nuffin. The man is a dumbfuck and people are becoming aware of it, there's a reason his poll numbers plummeted in the last month. Secondly, nominating him won't instantaneously make people think the GOP isn't racist. Liberals are dumb, but they're not dumb enough to fall for some stupid tactic like that. You think someone who hates the GOP now is going to randomly change their mind just because Carson got the nomination? They're just going to change the narrative to shit on the GOP no matter what: "shieet, look at these cracka-ass republicans nominatin' dis uncle tom nigga like they tryna make us think dey aint rayciss". That'll be the new narrative, I guarantee you. Just accept that liberals won't change their mind and vote Trump, and make libtards butthurt for 4-8 years.
>>24810158
Yeah, and after every bankruptcy his net worth increased exponentially more than before. You think he'd file for bankruptcy if he thought it wouldn't benefit him? He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing, it's a business strategy you dumbass. Fucking stupid libtard thinking he knows more about business than a literal billionaire.
Trump will likely win this election. Too many Americans have turned away from the left because of Obama's policies (ACA in particular).
Trump is a rich, loun'n'proud celebrity whose outspokenness people love. Hillary has been pretty strong for the left, but she will be getting a downturn, especially during the general. Carson is well-liked, but dwarfed in comparison to Trump and has been suspected of lying about his past. Bernie is merely an old, white Obama whose already too far behind to even have a chance. He also went full retard and called himself a socialist, which scared away many potential voters and gave the right good fuel to roast him with. O'malley = "wtf is that?"
Even on the chance Trump doesn't win, I still guarantee you that no dem will.
>tfw trump is gonna make America great again
probably not though the majority of politicians/ senators and congressmen would rather support Shillary instead of trump
>>24811195
Jeb is the literal definition of a kekservative.
Hillary won't win. Way too many people hate her. Her established base will vote for her, but independent voters and butthurt Berniefags aren't gonna vote for her. Doesn't mean they'll vote for Trump, they may just not vote at all or throw their vote away, which is still an advantage for Trump.
With the rise of Trump, Carson, and Bernie it has become very clear this election cycle that people are sick of the establishment. Hillary is the establishment.
>>24811062
>dad
Watch out. An angry Hillary is coming to your door.
Trump is basically Lex Luthor. Remember the scene from justice league when the Question goes to kill Lex, and he just bitch slaps him and schools him.
"President...silly faceless man, do you even realize how much power I would have to give up to be president?"
>>24810152
if you would actually watch the speech you'd see that he panders and kisses ass like all fuck aside from that one throwaway line.
>candidates are all so shit
Welcome to every election.
Trump may sounds like a jerk but he isn't that bad as much media is trying to portray. America has best chance with trump though
