How can women be so inept when it comes to humor?
>MY BAGINA :DDD
>I EAT FOOD xPP PIZZA !!!
>PANTS TOO SMALL WONDER WHY :)))
>MY BF SAYS IM SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTROVERT GEEK xD
>watch me pwn this muhsoginist with my witty response
>2sarcastic2handle... SHERLOCK
>mfw someone says trans folk are mentally ill (0.375s tumblr gif)
>lolcats
>>24809526
>all women are tumblrites
Literally (L I T E R A L L Y) every girl online describes herself as sarcastic. It's code for being a cunt.
Evolution never put the demand on them. Now they're trying to pay catch up because one of the things that really bother them is hearing that women aren't funny. Which, is by and large, true.
But it's hardly their fault, this is not an area where they will be able to compete in for a long time to come. Well compete in honestly. People already try to make the argument (rant and rave) that they are equally or even more funny but no one actually believes that in their heart of hearts.
>lol am actually huge nerd :3 avengers and skyrim ftw!!!
>>24809616
Anyone who describes themselves as sarcastic is undoubtedly a passive-aggressive cunt.
>SARCASTIC
>PIZZA
>TRAVELING
>DR WHO
>IM PRETTY SARCASTIC
>I LOVE NERDS
>IM SARCASTIC BTW :P
>so awkward around guysss (still cute tho ;P)
Are women capable of genuinely liking and investing in an art or hobby?
>>24809636
It's a socially acceptable way to be mean while pretending you're funny.
>>24809653
lmfao XD
asdf
>yass bish xDD
>>24809719
To be fair, she doesn't have a greasy slav haircut and is wearing socially acceptable clothing
>>24809653
>introvert
>at a party
God I love this meme
>>24809653
>>24809719
Hee'll lead us unto glory ho
>>24809719
yea, pretty much sums it up
>>24809526
>tfw ironic shitposting becomes a normie thing to do.
>>24809745
hahahaha what the fuck are you talking about hahahahhaha
>>24809773
im killing myself if that happens
>>24809745
Whats it like being a mentally ill tranny
>>24809653
>chad still goes up to her interested
>>24809719
>guy gets/does literally nothing
Sums it up right
>mrw guy says hes not a feminist
>I like my dog more than you
Every tinder bio. I love how women are taught to be legbeards and place 0 value on Men in popculture, but Bruno Mars and the like is always singing about "ooooh I love her"
Odds are stacked against you robots, rise above it.
>pff guys who need them? :D
>>24809526
They've never had the benefit of being scrutinized, because of white knights. If you're a man and you say something completely retarded and unfunny, other guys will deride you, and you'll start to develop a better personality through criticism. When a woman says something retarded, guys will trip all over themselves to pretend she's charming and interesting anyway, just for the chance to maybe get into her pants. So now every woman thinks she's "le snarky sarcastic funny girl XD" because of all the positive reinforcement she's gotten. Same reason all women think they're interesting and special in general.
![rihannakidding_zps6bf28e95[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QGHQxvu.gif "rihannakidding_zps6bf28e95[1].gif")
>mrw he says that im a slut because i fucked 20 men
>Coming home from Sleeping With Sirens like
>SO UNIQUE :O
![marilyn-monroe-quotes-tumblr-i18_large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zgSeQm3.png "marilyn-monroe-quotes-tumblr-i18_large[1].png")
>when its clubbing night with da girls :P
![tumblr_m0mxxbw4J61qdxykpo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QvCOfcW.jpg "tumblr_m0mxxbw4J61qdxykpo1_500[1].jpg")
>>24809943
AHAHAHHA OH MAN!!! THAT ONE IS A CLASSIC
>this girl has it figured out xDDD
>>24809916
So if a woman only hangs around other women who constantly put her down then she would be more developed as a person than a girl that surrounds herself with guys to attention whore?
>>24809628
That made my blood boil. The fact that some women think that they can actually relate to this makes me sick
>my bf messaged me
>dont worry he can handle my sass ;P
>LOOK AT ME BEING A PRETTY GIRL WHILE BEING EDGY TOO
>I SAY FUCK, I PLAY COD, I SMOKE WEED, I SUCK A LOT OF CHADS, I EAT PIZZA
>I AM JUST ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT YOU CAN FUCK OFF xD
>LE SPORKY HAHAHA MCFUDGE AND PTERODACTYL WEINER <3 <3
>me n mah crew
>DRAKE AND TAYLOR SWIFT AND ADELE AND ALL THE FEELSY CELEBRITIES ARE SO DEEP! MY LIFE
>girls BE LIKE SELFIE LAWL
>>24809943
Way to completely overdo a joke and ruin it. A single simple picture of wearing a jacket in the bath would've sufficed, but instead she takes two pictures, adds her unfunny text, and puts on a stupid face.
Truly, women are incapable of actually being humorous.
>>24809977
What a faggot nerd getting physically sick over internet scribbles
![anigif_enhanced-buzz-31765-1410399679-37[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/EoKpflv.gif "anigif_enhanced-buzz-31765-1410399679-37[1].gif")
>where are all the good guys :(?
>>24809986
I hate people who say things like "I'm crazy horny" or "that's mad funny"
People who use that incorrect grammatical construct should be tortured.
LOL MEEMEES! SO FUNNY! PUTTIN DIS ONE ON MAH INSTAGRAM
![tumblr_m75moc1Ni81qbiop5o2_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2sJ1h5N.gif "tumblr_m75moc1Ni81qbiop5o2_500[1].gif")
>I DRESS FOR CHAD YOU IDIOT!! :P
>couldn't believe it when it happened :))) go gurll !!!
>>24809892
This is a two in one, it also has "LOOK HOW ORIGINAL AND ACCEPTING I AM OF DEVIANT BEHAVIOUR! I AM WEIRD!lLGBTQDLMNOP" you just know freaking 3 years ago bitches wouldn't be ok with their chads wearing makeup, or they'd make fun of the concept -.- fuck this earth
![b42cad9e-cc04-4c36-8367-d43c4baff12b[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/nQQ2GUd.gif "b42cad9e-cc04-4c36-8367-d43c4baff12b[1].gif")
fuck off dweeb ;)
>>24809943
Oh man, a classic claykaczmarek-y!
>DAE drink wine? >:]
HEHE I AM CUTE AND LITTLE AND TINY AND FEMININE AND PRETTY AND ADORABLE BUT GUESS WHAT! LOOKS ARE DECEIVING, I AM ACTUALLY A LITTLE SHIT
>>24809653
>be introverted up until uni
>still not keen on parties but force myself to go and force a smile the whole time, end up having fun and meeting some cool people
>whenever I feel scared or anxious I don't go
Fuck off with this stupid vidya at a party meme :^))) shit oooh i'm so nrdyyyy would rather be playing SKYRIM ;) I hate people no faith in humanity xD
god I fucking hate it sometimes
someone give a cool caption making fun of this one I'm fresh out of ideas
>>24809526
This has been a recurring problem on every website I've been on. Probably my most unrealistic fantasy is meeting a girl I can banter with without cringing.
>>24810125
# f r e s h g u r l l l l l l l l l l l l
>>24810043
this is typical tumblr, just needs the "everyone started cheering" or *mic drop* to further confirm that it isn't true
LOL WHITE GIRLS BEING GANGSTER/LISTENING TO RAP SO UNIQUE AND CRAZY WHAT A WORLD HAHAH I SHOULD BE ON ONE OF THOSE JONAH HILL MOVIES
>>24810109
top kek for sure m8.
pretty much all e-cards are like this
![anigif_enhanced-9096-1410402312-1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/YOJvCZO.gif "anigif_enhanced-9096-1410402312-1[1].gif")
>>24810138
>cringe
i know just the place
>>/reddit/
>>24810125
>OMG LOOK AT ME I INTO INTERWEBSZZSZ AND MEMES LOOOL LOCATS I'M SUCH A NERRD I DON'T CAPITALISE WORDS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I'M LAZY XDD NETFLIX AND CHILL I LUV PIZZA.
>>24810125
no wait I got one now
"LOOK AT ME CHAD I'M UP TO DATE WITH YOUR NERD INTERESTS HAHAHA ZOMBIIIEEES AND SHREK! *9gagwatermark*"
>>24809994
are you a male in your 30s
>>24810172
>>24810170
duuuude you know me...so well... even the capslock and everything :') beautiful thanks anon
>were such good friends xD
>>24809812
>>24809786
I was referring to the girl version autists
![a35c070e60901e0263f516c829458086[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rSMzztx.jpg "a35c070e60901e0263f516c829458086[1].jpg")
>another day, another alone morning with my boyfrined teehee :)) xD
>>24810201
this shitty cartoonist never fails to trigger me
>>24810175
you'll never know xD
on the le internet, nobody knows when you're a cat xD
CATS
CATS GUYS
I'M C A T L A D Y
HAHAHA CAT PICTURES
CATS
CATS
GUYS BUT
BUT GUYS
GUYS
CAT
>>24810208
>dont worry ur perfect <333 :x
![zoella-youtube-beauty-blogger-just-say-yes[1].jpg_w=736.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hNLJUfm.jpg "zoella-youtube-beauty-blogger-just-say-yes[1].jpg_w=736.jpg")
>watching girl vlogers
a clear indicator that she is hopeless
>>24810201
LOOKIE LOOKIE WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO BE GAY HAHAHAH
GAY GAY GAY
EXCEPT WE'RE STRAIGHT ;)
BUT IF CHAD IS LOOKING THEN WE GOTTA BE LIKE COMFORTABLE AROUND EACH OTHER
SO HE THINKS WE ARE DOWN TO EARTH
*says bruh and burps* LOL TOMBOOOOOY
>cis ppl rite xD
>>24810222
Why do women lie to each other like this?
>>24810202
Okie dokie Anon!
>>24810245
My brother works at mcdonalds. You can get fired for being an ass to customers. So this probably didnt happen
>Saw this on my little sister's Facebook feed. I'm so proud! #stopslutshaming #polyandproud
>>24809526
Women didn't evolve to be funny. They didn't have to be. Their looks suffice to get a mate.
>harry potter get it? 8)
>>24809628
I recognize that art style.
>so socially awkward and geeky xD
>>24810278
women most of the time come here because its filled with desperate man so they get attention just for posting their shitty pics, on sites like tumblr, the women:men ratio is too saturated so they struggle to get the attention. I hope they all fucking die
>>24810274
Women are dumb. They literally don't think about how sex changes them. But when you actually outright challenge that view it becomes obvious that it has.
Ask women about their past relationships. The evidence is all there. The baggage. The emotional trauma. The bad experiences.
Ask them about their casual sex life. Same shit as their past relationships.
Sex changes people.
>>24809748
It happens yo. Had a 5 month run where my older brother dragged me out to clubs and shit. Usually jusy got torched before going in and finding a wall to post up on till we leave. Got mistake for a Molly dealer a shit ton though
>>24809974
Yes. This is why so many women will say "I relate more to guys, and have mostly guy friends." And other standard lines like "women are too catty and I hate drama so I just hang out with guy friends."
They're used to the echo chamber of effotless approval they get from their white knight/orbiting guy friends. In that space everything they say is hilarious and their most banal,observations are "sharp and witty." Being a selfish cuntnis seen as "being tough" because they always get their way from their orbiters.
To form a deep friendship with another woman, they'd have to have more to offer than just being a girl, which is why it's a huge red flag whenever a girl uses any of those "I just relate more to guys" lines and has no close female friends.
>mfw all girls who think they're funny just spout punchlineless limp-wristed snarkiness and zany sorandum shit
>mfw they all think they're fucking hilarious, because their female friends can't recognize humor to tell them otherwise, and their male "friends" just go along with it because you're not supposed to be critical to girls
>mfw having to sit through their lowercase tumblrspeak non-jokes and SASSY!! joss whedon cadence and completely flat unfunny pseudo-sarcasm
>mfw not being able to explain to them how to actually craft a joke with a punchline or some teeth to it
>mfw just having to bite tongue and pretend they're funny
>>24810272
Of course not, 99% of these shitty stories are all made up, and they aren't even remotely believable. They don't even attempt to make them seem realistic when constructing them and yet stupid sluts will reblog it and say "boom there it is!!"
>>24810071
>If I keep saying it it's true!
>>24810321
You don't have to do shit unless there is a chance you will fuck them, you white knighting beta "male"
>>24810246
My theory: to get in that girls good books and also because she wants that girl to not change her shabby basic bitch ways so that she can be top girl with the coolest newest memes and most up to date gadgets, all set to be calibrated to CHAD MODE. It's all a popularity contest and if they're not the prettiest le coolest girl then they're NOTHING
>>24810382
Why the fuck else would I be talking to them
>>24810233
I can already hear one of the three songs these girl vloggers use.
Girls are pretty annoying man, the worst part is how they're so obsessed with, "girl power" and how they're so much better than guys because whatever the fuck they can think of. Ninety-nine percent of guys grew up and stopped caring about this after they were 6, but bitches will never let it go.
Also did anyone else notice that everytime girls get together they all play the same shitty music and sing in the most annoying falsetta?
heheheh le crazy xD i'm kooky :P can't be tamed :o liiiike fr though xD this is me t b h :D sooo craay
>>24810138
First time I met a "nerd gurls" I stayed quiet to not let my fucked up sense of humor make me look like an ass, but she was like "ohh ive heard it all, shots nothing". Most of my really bad jokes whent to my friends, but the next day when she was gobe, they all let me know she thinks im Adolf BundySatan.
>>24810471
That is one filthy mattress. Wouldn't even touch it let alone sleep on it
we need more tomboy memes and more girls trying to adopt nerd culture to impress chad and the tame relatable humour so that they don't offend the other girls and end up in their good books! or chad's either, for that matter :/ pretty much all these "jokes" are hella tame
>>24810471
>that image "quality"
>>24810471
I have noticed that women are way more likely than guys to do this sort of self-congratulatory "haha, I'm/we're so incorrigible and wacky!" self-congratulatory thing
![181699_20140304_054108_5ffabaa2fbdc13a7e6a01c8af5f2556f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/79XCKSw.jpg "181699_20140304_054108_5ffabaa2fbdc13a7e6a01c8af5f2556f[1].jpg")
>for how long will i get cumdumped? Better post a classic on my facebook!!! :)
>>24809916
So we should all be better men because we call each other faggots?
>>24810456
Nice yarl
>>24810456
Its insecurity. Why do you think blacks spam those "white people shoot schools and dont season their chicken xD" memes despite them being female tier humour? Or that asian guy who spams pictures of am/wf couples? All this despite us not caring at all.
>>24809526
Idk man my girlfriend has done things like make me think we're going to bang, going as far as taking my dick out of my pants and taking her pants off, just to fart on my dick and run away.
Is that funny?
Sometimes, I get her back by initiating sex, and while she's blowing me, I lay a big, greasy, sloppy fart right on her face.
Is that funny?
>>24810508
They're just sooo different from the other girls.
>>24810524
No, it really isn't funny.
>>24810517
Literally yes. It's called busting balls.
Women, notoriously, cannot bust balls or have their balls busted. They break the fuck down every time. Women literally cannot handle the bantz.
Usually I find these sorts of threads to be unrealistic, hyperbolic bullshit that amounts to a gigantic excuse on "why i can't get laid"
But goddamn I was wrong, this shit is all 100 percent accurate and I don't know if I'll be able to keep up the charade anymore that I don't mind it IRL.
Being an android is tough sometimes.
>>24810508
it's because guy's can just say their jokes and have content and references and insults and joke formulas but for girls it's just "LOOK AT ME POINTING THIS OUT, I DO THIS ISN'T THAT WEEIIIIIRDDDD? LIKE CHAD PLEASE NOTICE ME, I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLSSSSS!" They don't actually have the personality to back up their claims but they still want to give off the impression they're nerdy/wacky/tomboyish/cool/whatever chad is into that month. So they can just share a meme or straight up say like, "MUH BAGINA AMY SCHUMER LOL DISNEY" and it's like.... that is what they relate to.....
>>24810300
That is actually kinda funny, c'mon now.
>>24810321
Just sit their and dont laugh. Dont even crack a smile. Then when they ask why you're not laughing say "what was the joke?" The last girl I said that too looked like she wanted to kill herself kek
>i am so complex u guyss
>>24810508
Also, this >>24810521
they aren't actually the things they want to be but in their minds, Chad/the other Stacy's aren't gonna try to dig deeper into questioning what they say/their personality so they can just manipulate people into thinking they are something because that's all that being that thing is right? is saying it? not even having to understand it? That's why girls suck at sarcasm and joke formulas and having a strong self esteem, they are lazy and only need to have those "traits" temporarily to impress niggas who are watching, it's fake
heres a classic
>WOMEN HAVE IT AS HARD AS MEN WHEN IT COMES TO CASUAL SEX AND DATING
>>24810563
Not really senpai. It's not the refrence thats bad, its that the joke is akwardly slung in and isnt even funny
Also any insult towards a man is towards his penis, or his sexual abilities or lack of.
It's like clockwork. They always try to bait you with this, even if they know you are successful with women or have a current partner.
>>24810575
Guys complain when a woman doesn't fit into one of those personalities completely, just like how girls complain a guy isn't always charming or confident 110% of the time
>>24810524
>Is that funny?
I guess?
>>24809766
Yes they do. It just expends more energy. Extroverts gain energy from parties.
>>24810575
"idk what chad is into so if I just throw out all these buzzwords that sound kinda sexy but are very stereotypical his dumb guy brain will recognise one of them and we can GET IT ON. I am just like a character in a book teehee"
>>24810300
That one's not bad
>>24810524
dude poop in her mouth, for us. It's what she deserves
your gf is a toilet
>oh fucking burnnn
>>24810672
> non-ironically thinks this is funny
Go back to reddit.
>>24810712
I never said it was funny, I just said it wasn't bad
>As someone with severe social anxiety, this is my life in a nutshell
![iphone-sex-probe-apple-flirting-ecards-someecards[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rmI0wSW.png "iphone-sex-probe-apple-flirting-ecards-someecards[1].png")
>>24810698
another wacky classic
>>24810723
hoooooo boy, almost transitioned into a raging virgin who generalizes all women as sub-humans who can't understand what it's like to be me, phew
>This just appeared on my Tumblr. I couldn't stop jumping for joy at the sass.
>>24810575
PIZZA XD
I
Z
Z
A
X
D
![Funny-Tumblr-tumblr-35084374-640-443[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p0AXfa8.jpg "Funny-Tumblr-tumblr-35084374-640-443[1].jpg")
Lol... you guys are insane??
So what if im a gamer girl?
So what if i still have a boyfriend?
So what if i have 20 friends?
I still have social anxiety and im depressed all the time and
the ultimate classic
IM bipolar
>>24810783
Ah, the bipolar meme. Just another excuse for women to act like cunts without remorse.
Modern women.
Not even once.
>>24809628
XDDDDDDDDD
Got a problem with nerds? :P
Such awkward nerd!
>what a twist :oo
>>24810125
Replace 'girls' with '/tv/' and shit will become 100% acurate.
>>24809628
I dont get it. Whats going on in this comic
>>24810835
That fucking robotic handwriting, nevermind that it wasn't actually written by anyone's mother. Why do women tend to have such nice handwriting?
>badass_woman_alert
>>24810835
Honestly if this is real I actually feel kinda bad for the daughter, her mother seems like a bitch.
>>24810839
I know we say that we're fucked up in the head but these bitches on tumblr are way worse
>HEY LETS STOP THE NICE FEELING OF ROMANCE THATS BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND TURN IT INTO AN EXCUSE TO KILL GUYS
S A S S Y
A
S
S
Y
>>24810308
>Cute male
>Indian
Wow, she might actually be kind of a robot. Not even in her comics is she willing to pretend she actually likes pretty people.
>>24810894
kill me
another classic from the vaults of okcupid
Fast paced, always on the go. I hate slow motion people. I love books, science, tea and chocolate Santas. Always seeking to meet interesting people, adventurous, ENTJ, a little bit of a nerd, sarcastic and slightly bossy.
>>24810894
That's risky considering at any point he could just shove the shield forward.
>>24810839
>whines about shit like this
>buys the next John Green book anyway
>>24810904
This didn't happen though,so don't feel bad senpai.
>>24809526
Only internet women do this. These are the women that get pumped and dumped weekly and have a hard time finding a man that wants to spend more than 15 minutes with them.
>>24810908
Woah she really changed the world with that tweet.
>>24809719
This shit has happened to me a couple of times when I've force myself to go,
I just stopped going in general
>>24810925
i feel real sorry for you dude
all the women with a mobile phone are either like this or like those ecards that were posted in this thread
>B-B-BUT MUH MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL
>>24810911
>24810911
she's trying to be relatable but she's not actually a robot just a stacy princess who gets shy when her chad isn't around to protect her worthless ass
I just signed up to that fucking cesspool and I've already been matched up with two vegetarian feminists.
>>24809628
>>24809977
>>24810308
>>24810827
You dumb shits, she's not calling herself an awkward nerd, she's saying that after midnight, she stops trying to be pretty and becomes boring and unattractive. It's a joke. If she was trying to call herself a nerd, she would've been like "give me your steam password" or some shit.
>I love how I make myself look super cute and put together for people I don't need to impress and I look like a greasy slob for my boyfriend, the person I actually have sex with and want to look physically attractive for.
>>24810938
>I'll have a great time!!! I bet all the girls will be looking at me!!! :)
>go to the party
>no one even notices that you are there
ugly people should just rot and die 100% serious
fuck this introverted socially anxious shit
>>24810954
>then
What is she, clock-kin?
World changing sass, wit, and intellejense. Whoop, there it is.
OP it sounds like you're jealous
>>24809766
Yes they do. I go to parties every few months. Last party I went to was in August and it was fun but the idea of going to another one right now just stresses me out. You autistic fags don't go to parties.
>please tell me im pretty ;(
>>24810835
fuck this earth
>>24810988
HAHAH I'M NOT LIKE DA OTHER GIRRRRRLS
LOOK YOUNG FOR MY AGE 'CAUSE I DON'T TRY
SEE CHAD I DON'T PRETTY
I AM JUST ME
LE NERD
SO AWKS
QUIRKY
HAHAHAHAH I LOOK LIKE A KID
IT'S CAUSE I'M SO FUNNY AND NOT SHALLOW ABOUT MY LOOKS
>>24810980
>you sound like you are jealous because you are not as unfunny as them
jumping hoops just to feel better, like a true wk, like a true little roasty.. and you still fail
jesus
>>24810980
Jealousy of easy mode isn't too irrational
>>24810970
god no wonder they're so fucking insufferable
look at this echo chamber of retarded nonsense
AND I AM SAYING THAT ON /R9K/, IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE RELATIVE TO THIS PLACE
>>24810966
>Not even bad looking, if anything, I'm average looking
This shit still fucking happens to me. I just can't maintain a decent conversation without looking like a autist. Which is why I just stopped going to any parties at all.
Here's some actual sass that totally BTFO all those "not like the other girls".
>>24811075
average=ugly
get on with the times
>>24809653
>introvert = socially awkward
When will this ebin meme end?
Heh heh, masculinity is so fragile, amirite girls? Oh and by the way you better not say anything negative about women because that's sexism!
>>24810968
Fucking kek
I don't know, you be the judge.
>>24809526
because the only true form of humour is either offensive or self-deprecation
and women are incapable of insulting someone without being too harsh or too soft nor are they capable of criticizing themselves too hard or in a meaningful way
So deep, and true!
>>24811132
>self deprecation is funny
ugh wish reddit would get out ;-/
post-irony or go home not even kidding
d8D
>>24811153
>Oh no people will find me attractive no matter how I act :(
>You perfect fucking angel.
>>24811153
This is actually true though. Especially on r9k of all places.
>look out boys ;PPP
>>24811153
yep, we should be able to slut it up without any consequences
>>24811153
>men can find every aspect of a woman attractive
>"Oh my gawwwwd just stop!"
>>24811206
>imagine all them dirty looks I get from sexist pigs when they see me xP
>>24811206
I wouldn't even have very much issue with some girl having a neat camo jacket with this patch on it or something.
But damnit, I fucking know that the bitch that'd wear it would be ignant as all hell.
That's it. I give up.
>>24811299
>im weird, i like pizza, pepe the frog and traveling
shut it down
>>24810245
>"It's for a boy"
>"I want a boy toy"
No one fucking does this
>>24811312
I actually mentioned pepe in my bio in the hope that I'd attract a robot... But it's futile :/
>im the type of gurl who...
>>24811360
literally everyone does that.
>puns are so funny xD i did nazi that coming :DDD
>>24811368
"im really good at reading people im a psychologyisits!!"
just kill me now
>>24810222
And this is why women are so fucking entitled
>>24811368
I don't even know where to begin
did you take "Just be yourself" seriously?
>>24811391
My dad works at McDonalds fagtron and they dont do that, you say what toy you want and thats it
whats next
>Would you like fries or a salad with your menu
>I'd like womens food pls
>>24811410
pseudoscience major here
oh god kill me now i hear this every day please for the love of FUCK
ITT: females are so unoriginal! Why can't they be special snowflakey supreme gentlemen like each and every one of us?
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>>24811429
>MY DAD WORKS AT MCDS
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>24811429
I work at McDonalds fagtron, and when people order a happy meal they will say "it's for a boy/girl" and if they don't we are told to ask "is it for a boy or a girl"
>>24811450
Must be a murrican thing I guess
>>24811487
Netherlands, my man
North-american anons, you are strong as heck. I don't know how you're able to deal with all of this shit, people are starting to be like that here as well, but not in such a large scale.
Have any of you met someone like this IRL? Is this more than a meme?
>>24809875
Why does this make me so angry
>The gif
>The stupid speak
>The subject matter
FFFUUUCK THERE ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS
H E L P
>>24811555
*Has any of you
Excuse my english.
>>24811409
>got this far without killing anyone
Oh wow, what a fucking achievement. These people are fucked in the head.
>>24810856
the girl makes a transformation into le nerdy gamer gurl at midnight, indicating that she's a really geeky night-owl that requires internet because she's such a nerd. le funny, amirite?
>>24811575
Your original grammar was correct, actually.
>>24810904
She wrote it herself. Mothers don't write like this, only teenage girls do. Everybody who is older than 30 at this point writes cursive.
>>24811410
There are exceptions to the retards, anon.
>>24810908
#sobrave #standup
>>24811575
that is so cute hahaha awwww you are excused
>only lotr geeks will get it ;)
>>24811422
The point was to sound like an autist and desuade normies and pray someone I'll actually like finds it.
>>24810572
That is fucking brilliant.
I would do it. But I don't have any female friends. For these exact reasons.
>i literally can't not swear :| ;D
>>24811673
>implying being pale is a bad thing
>Anyone else identify with this comic?
I HAVE
A
PIC
FOR THIS THREAD
xxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDD
>>24811721
Every fucking girl on Tumblr
>>24810970
I actually agree though. Why would you demand that your wife cared about sports events?
Imo too many men these days want to treat women like their friends or something, it's retarded. Just make them babbies and tell them how to raise them, that's all they're good for anyways.
>lol you guys have to see this xDDD
>>24811721
>I'm actually a bad girl deep down xDDD
>>24811727
Holy fucking shit it must've been well over two years now and people still do not get it
kaceytron is
a
fucking
SATIRE
>>24811727
>Marilyn Monroe
>Audrey Hepburn
Top kek, why do whores idolize these two sluts?
>>24811721
im kinky(only for chad)
im a good girl(when i need my home work done)
>yet another epic burn tee hee
>>24811648
>>24811677
Maybe I'm overly-pretentious, and maybe I read far too much. Or it might be the case that I read far too many pretentious authors.
But I reckon that anyone truly perceptive and intuitive enough to claim; with validity, that he or she has great eptitude towards easily understanding something as complex and whacky as a human being....wouldn't put it in such lackadaisical and senseless terms as "figuring people out".
I mean, if you're serious and that's you in the picture, I think you're cuter than all hell. You've got the aesthetic I like. But just by reading the things you wrote, I'm not at all interested. You know what I mean?
Put some more cogent thought into it, homegirl.
>>24811768
A twitch gamurr gurl? Find it hard to believe.
>>24810043
>walking dog
>guy yells stuff
>girl commits felony
>the whole restaurant started clapping
>>24810970
Women actually believe THEY have to change in order to appeal to men. If they only knew how hard it is for us...
>>24811801
Anon seriously it's not exactly well hidden
>>24809628
>>24810308
I thought those two were fine.
Not too funny, but nice and not tryhard.
>>24811768
It is truly amazing. Like, a real motherfucking spectacle.
To sit there in her streams and watch chat, see the absolute myriads of jackasses getting played for suckers. Of course she absolutely is in complete control; she knows exactly what she's doing. The act is rather good, but it is still extraordinary to me that so many people fall for it.
Really hilarious, though. I think I respect Kaceytron for what she does, desu.
>>24811727
>my bear hands
I mean that's funny and I was laughing the entire time but I don't think it was meant as a joke ...
Remember ladies, no matter what you do, you're always the victim.
>>24811797
How far along the spectrum are you? It's not even a question of if you are or not anymore, it's just "How far gone is this autist?"
>>24810471
>>24810508
>hahaaaa were all on drugz xD
Also read:
>THIS is why [something]
>omg SO done
>this post is not ok xD
>NO WAY I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN xD:DXD
>>24810321
some woman, especially white woman are boring as shit.
one time i almost felt asleep talking to one
if you like listening to mumbo jumbo about her pets and uni then its for you
>>24811792
Just why do they do this?
This is not cool, nor funny. It's straight-up being a bad person. Woah,you eat like a pig and you're a lazy fuck who's always at home, congrats.
I wish I was gay.
>>24811797
That's my friend who I'm taking to on Facebook. And I don't really want to be overly pretentious when it comes to my wording. It's a mistake people make a lot, especially when going for younger people. I just wanna gear toward casual.
>>24811877
>dyed hair
>the signature glasses
>sassy t-shirt
It's got it all.
>>24811877
literally DONE with this XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
*reblogs*
At first I was like, but then I got all like ugh gosh whatever.
>>24810222
>girl realizes she might be ugly
>everyone starts spamming her how good she is and how she looks and she doesn't need to improve herself
Meanwhile, on the male side of things.
>>24811858
Why is it that all SJW illustrations feature diseased looking people? WTF is wrong with her nose/cheeks?
>>24810524
Leave normie scum
>>24811858
>"women can't deal with not dressing like a whore" the picture
those issues all apply to men, except they know to dress appropriately
>>24810962
Dude this
I love my gf so much and she's really attractive when she wants to be, plus she is genuinely sweet and stuff, but she almost never puts effort into her appearance unless she's doing a presentation for work or something
Fucking sucks
>>24811901
>the before and after effects of tumblr use
Truly horrific. She went from a cute girl to a goblin.
>>24811901
>THE PATRIARCHY DID THIS
Gamer boys status:
[x] TOLD
>>24810109
Who started the e-card bullshit to begin with ? Seriously I want to call up the ICC and drag someone to the fucking Hague for crimes against humanity over these things
Why are they STILL AROUND
>Pizza? PIZZA!!! :D
>>24811184
>you absolute madwoman
>>24811936
How and why did this shit hit South America....?
>>24810125
>girls don't care how tall you are
>>24811950
jesus christ being a woman in ur 20's is fucking amazing.
Ha ha, misogynerd got told!
#misogynism #feminism #girlsrule
>>24811950
>Thanks for playing along, mom
>>24810201
Me and my bros do this all the time though is that not usual
>>24811410
>i think i am good at lying and manipulating
>that makes me great psychologyst
Every fucking girl
Bonus
>lawschool
>all bored lazy roasties wake up when theacher start talking about divorce procedure
