Shit, I didn't think it was true but it is
To be fair it doesn't like she was down to fuck, it's just your Chad pic was a bit too obvious which is why she asked you to FaceTime expecting you wouldn't do it
Tell me it isn't true. Fuck.
I have no idea what facetime means. I'm actually not even sure what smash means.
>>24807780
facetime is like skype but for iphones and smash means fucking
>>24807758
Yeah but if I was actually the Chad on my profile then I would be smashing her tonight, wouldn't I?
I don't get it. If an attractive girl did the same thing you'd jump right on it too.
>>24807806
I wouldn't. Why are you lying about me?
>>24807806
No, I'd be cautious because I know it would be a joke or a trick. Grils don't have to worry about it ever being a joke because guys just wnt sum fuk
>>24807802
Maybe, but her yeah wasn't a confirmation you'd fuck just incentive to get you to FaceTime. People like calling out Catfishes on the net
>>24807709
>>24807761
ask for/post pics pics
>>24807806
Perhaps, but I am male. I have nothing to lose from fucking a female. She risks getting pregnant and being labelled a whore.
She's acting coy but it's obvious she's dtf.
>>24807964
asian sluts racemixing here and there REEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee
>>24808062
Yeah, this made me throw up in my mouth: >>24805583
>>24807964
Tell her she's obviously had enough cake.
>>24807709
She wants to play super smash bros
>>24807780
Normie terms, all really stupid, to be honest.
This is insane, I don't even have to try. This is what it's like to live life on easy mode.
>>24807964
>>24807761
>>24807709
Hulk types in /r9k/, what an honor.
>>24808840
I'm going to start using the gator emoji gahdam
>>24808840
>wanting these disgusting women that will never truly love you
What pic you using? I missed start
>>24808840
I like your alligator. That's style. Flash, pizzazz.
>>24808932
This, need pic op.
>>24810757
>>24808932
He never shows us for some reason
>>24808404FUCKING KEK LMFAO
matched with a really pretty girl and she gave me her number because i just used cheesy pick up lines such as
"Hey there, I forgot, what flowers did you want on our wedding?"
"Ask your parents what zodiac signs they have and if it always makes beautiful children"
"I'm currently in the process of writing a phonebook, all it needs is your number."
Cringe af but worth it
>>24810791
then this thread is useless
you can tell OP is trying really hard to be the new beta chad, albeit with a different approach. the crocodile emoji is his corn. mildly interesting. not funny. 2/10
>>24810791
>>24810757
>>24808932
>>24813037
How new are you? He's using a fake Chad profile
>>24813407
Yeah but how does the Chad look like? All that matters
>>24813763
Search Google images for "male model"
They usually use lesser known male models' pictures, stolen from their social media (facebook, instagram, twitter, etc)
>>24809889
It's that kind of razzle dazzle which women find attractive
The Alligator seems to work wonders.
Gonna try it on my next match
>>24807709
>OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT
>GIRLS WANT TO FUCK ATTRACTIVE MEN!!!!
cmon guys. We're all well aware that everyone on this planet is shallow.
>>24807936
>2015
>accidental pregnancies
>slut
>>24815949
difference is robots want lasting relationships now, verses stacies who want quick fucks now and then relationships with robot types later
>>24815949
Toasty roastie's be like
physically attractive women on a casual hookup app want physically attractive men?
how dare they!
>>24816055
They want lasting relationships because they're desperate. Attractive people aren't.
Robots aren't any better because their desperation is out of necessity. If they were suddenly attractive, they'd behave like the people they hate.
Normies are shallow. Robots are shallow. Everyone is shallow.
Looks is all that matters and I didn't have to create a fake tinder account to figure that out.
>>24816055
difference is you only pay attention to the attractive stacies, not to women on your level, then scratch your head in bewilderment wondering why it isn't working and blame all women
>>24816154
failed normie confirmed, we operate on a higher level than you, your type lives like animals, we live in search of higher existence and knowledge.
>>24816217
I genuinely can't tell if this is satire.
gj anon
>>24816197
women on my level are roasties? let me guess you are a roastie.
>>24808868
this to be perfectly honest la familia
>>24816249
you're the one with the problem here friend, has nothing to do with what i am or am not
