>Her height Is under 5'10
>She weighs more than 110 lbs
>She's not a virgin
>she exists
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>She has tattoos
>She dyes her hair
>She has piercings, ears don't count
>Facebook has more than 300 friends
>She uses emojis unironically
>shes a feminist
Pretty much the only real red flag. I'd take any girl that isn't a feminist.
>xD
>I can handle over weight but anything over 200 is the no bone zone
>she dyes her hair a stupid fucking color
>flatout stupid
>>24807610
>her height is over 5'6"
>she weighs less than 100
>>24807864
Fat roastie get out
>not a virgin
I can never be sure how many people who say this are trolling and how many are actually serious.
>>24808018
Dumb roastie get out, if you're not a virgin, you're no use.
It's like drinking from a bottle of water after Tyrone and Chad dicked the shit out of it.
>>24808049
You must be one of the trolls.
>>24808057
I'm serious. Virginity is something that almost all guys take very seriously. Except if it's like a one time thing.
>Her tits are smaller then B
>She smokes cigerettes
>She doesnt squat
>She doesnt read a book a week
>She doesnt have a hobby
>She doesnt have a pair of grey leggings
>She doesnt have her pussy hair braided
>She has asshole hair
>She went to a state university
>She is an SJW
>Her last boyfriend had a iq of a rock
>Her pussy is chartuese colored
>She doesnt have a smart phone
>She has a big ass with cottage cheese marks
>She had a tit job
>She listens to rap music when she grew up in the suburbs
>She smokes weed
>She wears North Face clothing
>She wears uggs
>She drinks at Starbucks cause its kewel
>She cant read body language, micromovements and cant realize a person is full of shit
>>24808090
>Virginity is something that almost all guys take very seriously.
Ahahaha you had me going there for a moment.
>>24808338
Are you a guy?
If you are, know that you're a big cuqk. I bet you're some desperate autismo neckbeard.
>>24808488
Virginity is only taken seriously by virgins. Seriously, if I had not grown up and stopped being an insecure faggot who puts pussy on a pedestal, I would still be a virgin.
>less than 5ft 6
>isnt a normal weight
>has roast beef
>nipples point down
>isnt a virgin
>cant cook
>has any male friends
>uses any drug
>>24808758
>its fine man, i dont care that chad donkey punched her, i dont care that her face was regularly covered in jizz, shes with me now :^)
>>24808049
Have you ever considered that maybe you can't get a gf because you think women are directly comparable to bottled water?
>>24808873
But anon, I'm married
>>24808873
Now now, the only reason is that his assigned 10/10 Azian virgin waifu got lost on the way to his basement. She'll be there any day now.
>close to her parents
>against drugs
>5 or more sexual partners
>lots of guy friends
>well known
>any nudes out there
>fat
>piercings
>half head shaved style
>doesn't like some form of entertainment I'm into
>isn't obsessive
>>24808090
>1000 cock stare
So witty
>>24808873
Women don't know that he thinks that though
>>24808952
fuck why is this so right
>>lots of guy friends
>>well known
>>fat
>>piercings
>>half head shaved style
>>doesn't like some form of entertainment I'm into
literally someone in my class. It doesn't help that she's a bitch to me, she's a poser (with marvel stuff, music groups and anime) apparently she has a boyfriend, yet lots of guys orbit around her.
I will never understand normies.
>>24809075
I kind of want to see this shit.
I'll keep the tab open just incase you decide to post a picture of her.
You have to be the worst person alive to have all of those traits.
>>24809101
hold on, she doesn't have a facebook but she has an instagram, i just have to search it
>>24809101
https://www.instagram.com/martuuuhh/
absolutely disgusting
>>24808758
Honestly? If women brought anything of their own to the table, a lack of virginity could be overlooked.
But seeing as how most women are utterly vapid and disgusting people, all they bring to a relationship are their bodies.
Like nobody's going to turn away a slut who happens to have a pleasant personality and like, real interests or hobbies or skills.
But when was the last time you met a woman that had a personality?
>She wears bright colored clothing.
>She uses those loop earings
>She puts makeup on her eyebrows
>Shorter than 5,8
>Makes Youtube videos
You guys have way too high standards considering that you're all fat autistic neckbeards
>>24809301
Look. Don't blame us. Blame Chad.
Most of us are willing to be with fat autistic girls.
But those fat, autistic girls belong to Chad, when Chad wants a pump and dump that he can be abusive to.
Meaning that we have to go down a notch to actual retards...except some chads are fucking retards, too. Meaning that we get crippled retards.
No.
FUCK THAT. If the average/below average male has to settle for the absolute bottom-barrel subhuman trash, then just fuck it all.
>>24809334
Fucking sexual revolution, man. Back in the days parents decided who you married and literally everyone would end up with someone.
>>24808873
Fine do you want to adopt a dog that's fucked a person before?
>>24808873
> can't make a comparison to anything because not human
>>24808758
People who form stable relationships care about virginity.
>>24807610
> constantly on her phone 24/7
>>24807610
> unironically uses emojis
>>24809942
ahahahha
this fucking 4chan user thinks he knows even 1 thing about relationships
>>24808057
i agree with anon and the bottle example
if 20 dudes penetrated the bottle, would you do the same even if it was washed and cleaned again?
>>24809334
> being this self deluded
>>24810047
You can be sure that 99% of people, including Chad, doesn't give a fuck about virginity.
Plenty of top of the line Chads fuck non-virgins and end up staying with women who lost their virginity way before they met up.
>>24810014
>>24810052
Aww, is the little roastie mad? Still mad about that time Chad took your virginity and threw you away like a piece of garbage?
Don't worry, I'm sure you can become a grand prostitute or something one day!
>>24810014
4channers are experts in how to not get a gf and how to not get laid. Unfortunately this makes some think that they also are experts in the opposite.
>>24810074
yes, they dont care about virginity if its a 1 time hookup. once you start looking for someone to settle down with, virginity is a key factor
>>24810091
Stop talking to yourself, weirdo.
>she's not religious
>>24810093
No it isn't. You are 100% wrong. In every way. Never in human history has this been correct. Ever.
Well- not completely. Mudslimes and african tribes do value virginity. Also obese royalty with tiny pricks.
Individuals, people with a soul, simply don't care. If they do, it's a very easy thing to overlook, because by then you aren't a virgin either.
Just admit it, you are sub-human.
>she's any type of shitskin
>has slept with any type of shitskin
>does not cook/clean
>has had more then 2 partners
>does not kept fit/clean
>shorter then 5 8
>religious at all
Not much really just the basics.
>>24810126
Calm down, roastie. Stop being so deluded and accept it.
>Never in human history has this been correct. Ever.
Now that is complete bullshit, sleeping with someone you're not married with is adultry and used to be a big crime.
Also, do you have a gf/bf, anon?
Please don't lie on the internet now
"It's shameful. I just can't find the perfect man.
I mean, they care about me, they want to give me a nice future, they want to see me fulfil my dreams...
But it's just... It can't work.
Something isn't right. We just can't have a pure relationship.
It's hard to explain, but like... Okay, so the FIRST time you experience that bliss... Nothing amounts to it. Every time you think back to it, it's the absolute best.
It's like what- doing those drugs. The first high is always the greatest, and you will always cherish it.
Which is why it just can't be the same with a relationship.
That "first time" has to have been there to ground it in something firm.
Which is why I can never get together with a guy who has masturbated to porn before. There are just none like that! It's disgusting."
>>24810126
You should read The Scarlet Letter, it perfectly describes how people used to look at sluts back in the day.
fuck its reeking tumblr itt
>>24810296
No it isn't. If anything it's leaking reddit.
Tumblr is full of exactly the same type of people here, just of the opposite gender.
Entitled fucks who know absolutely nothing about human relationships, are fat autistic virgins themselves, who whine and complain all the time.
You are opposite sides to the same degenerate coin. What makes it worse is that neither side is willing to take any middle ground, and just pins all their troubles on abstract generalizations of the opposite gender.
>Weighs under 50 or over 70KG
>Smokes
>Uses social media all the time
>Constantly texting, cannot spend an afternoon without her phone
>Takes selfies
>Is a drama queen
>Has tattoos
>Has dyed her hair
>Is freakishly short(only because I'm 1,97M)
>Doesn't like reading, only likes superficial tv shows with laugh tracks or drama
>Doesn't like trying new things
>Doesn't enjoy wine
>Doesn't try to improve herself
>Can't cook, doesn't want to learn
>Goes out drinking more than once a week
>Get's regularly drunk
>Can't admit when she is wrong
>Doesn't call me out on my shit
>Isn't able to challenge me intellectually or at least has an opinion on things
>Doesn't view a relationship as a team, thinks of a boyfriend as an accessory or status object instead
Literally IMPOSSIBLE to find.
>>24810093
Hahaha what a deluded fuck. There are many important factors to look for in a girl you want to settle down with. Virginity is far lower in the list than many other, actually relevant ones. Insecure fucks who insist on marrying a virgin will be forced to settle down with a bottom tier choice.
>>24810591
>what a deluded fuck
Right back at ya
>facial piercings
>dyed hair
>isn't white
>over 150lbs
>is some sort of retarded alternative looking trainwreck (grimes lookalikes)
>I'm not like the other girls!
>says any sort of this tumblr newspeak bullshit that this generation has spawned
>more than one tattoo
In fact just kill every bitch that goes to art school, that'll probably sort this out
>>24807610
>Her height is under 5'10
Why the hell would I want a gf who's taller than me? Especially one who's at least 4" taller.
>>24810731
> just did the math
Brace yourself
>>24808092
whats wrong with state universities and north face
>>24808758
I care about virginity and i stopped being one years ago. Also i got a gf now.
You're just an unconfident ugly kek
>>24809247
goddamn this is the definition of a shitty instagram
>mfw i dont have a gf
>has high standards
