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Red flags for boys >he's unemployed >he's over
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Red flags for boys

>he's unemployed
>he's over 20 and still works a minimum wage job
>doesn't go to the gym
>says videos games are his hobby
>is under 6'2
>doesn't attend university
>majors in STEM
>has facial hair
>can't grow facial hair
>hesitates when being asked whether or not he's a feminist
>doesn't own a car
>owns a gun
>has brown eyes
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Have everything on list and still have gf that is 6'1
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>>24807179
6'1 and 250 lbs
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so basically
>not a kek
>a kek

good luck with that
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wut does the robot filter kek into kek now? that's hilarious.
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No red flags for me, WEW LAD.
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>>24807299
its keking hilarious
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>>24807148
>>has facial hair
>>can't grow facial hair
?
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Hey guys! It's storytime! Baby and Tails or One Piece Arlong Arc?
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>has facial hair
>can't grow facial hair
>owns a gun

what, you like sissies?
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>>24807358
You're supposed to be able to grow a majestic beard but shave it for your m'lady
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>>24807148
actually pretty accurate sounding

funny thing is though my ex gf from 3 years back played a lot of games and was real good

and one other girl didnt think she was right for me because gaming was "her life" and I wasnt a gamer
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Red flags for girls

>has a list of "red flags" for boys
>is a college-aged liberal kek
>doesn't meet acceptable height/weight and BMI standards she sets for others
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>>24807373
The second one kek
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>>24807148
>>doesn't go to the gym
superficial roastie detected
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>>24807315
b8

this is a b8 thread
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>>24807148
>majors in STEM

wut
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>>24807148
>he's unemployed
>he's over 20 and still works a minimum wage job
>doesn't attend university
>majors in STEM
So many contradictions in one post. This is impressive.
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>>24807148
b8/10. But:

>doesn't go to the gym
But is in shape because he does sports?

>is under 6'2
0/10

>doesn't attend university
But what if he already graduated?

>majors in STEM
Enjoy dating an unemployable liberal arts major.

>doesn't own a car
Lol @ country girl who doesn't know what good public transport is.
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>>24807148
>has huge tattoos
>has earrings
>wears snapbacks
>expects girls to blow him but not the other way around
(Tldr; doesn't fit his own standards)
>plans to be a NEET
>irresponsible
>anger problems / quick to violence
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Aside from obvious ones

>is afraid of spiders or unwilling to conquer that phobia
>doesn't like to roleplay and do tabletop or isn't willing to learn
>is unwilling or unable to help me out when I get sick
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clear bait, enjoy the replies


oregano comment
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>>24807279
Cunt is a beautiul word though
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>>24807148
>has facial hair
>can't grow facial hair

Further proof that young women are fucking idiots who don't know what they want.
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>>24807405
Fuck that after I got out of the army I said I was never going to shave my beard again.trimming is ok though
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>>24807148
>majors in STEM
Why is that bad?
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>>24808812
You actually believe that these threads (or fembot feels threads) are made by women? They are robots trolling each other.
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>>24808902
because that would mean they earn more than minimum wage and would contradict:
>he's over 20 and still works a minimum wage job

Which then supports:
>>24808812
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>None of those apply to me
Let's bang OP
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>>24807148
>>he's unemployed
yup
>>he's over 20 and still works a minimum wage job
is no job worse than minimum wage job?
>>doesn't go to the gym
no
>>says videos games are his hobby
i wouldnt call it a hobby, just what i do with 90% of my free time
>>is under 6'2
tfw 6'1
>>doesn't attend university
no
>>majors in STEM
i dropped out of education when i was 15
>>has facial hair
stubble count, fuck shaving every day
>>can't grow facial hair
i couldnt grow a full beard if thats what you mean
>>hesitates when being asked whether or not he's a feminist
no, i will simply state im not, no hesitation needed
>>doesn't own a car
no
>>owns a gun
yes
>>has brown eyes
yes

kek i have literally every red flag.
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>>24808812
Young people in general are idiots desu senpai. No one knows what they really want/need until they're late 20s at the earliest.
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>>24807148

>says videos games are his hobby
>is under 6'2
>can't grow facial hair
>has brown eyes

maybe the gym will make me taller... right guys? 172cm at 77kg, pretty happy with it considering i can do next to nothing for height
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videogames aren't my hobby
they are my life
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>>24807148
Red flags for girls
>she has a penis
>she is on hormones
>she is crazy
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>>24807984
You described me except without earrings and tattoos. I'm impressed.
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Doctor Roastie I am CIA
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>>24807148

Man, women seem really petty.
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>he's unemployed
maybe it's temporary, y'know like every little horseshit in life
>he's over 20 and still works a minimum wage job
what if he can't help it?
>doesn't go to the gym
if he looks fit what's the problem with that?
>says videos games are his hobby
so?
>is under 6'2
this is total bullshit. what will it be, do you wanna marry a human totempole, you dumb bitch?
>doesn't attend university
so?
>majors in STEM
so? granted, they might turn out not to be the most romantic people
>has facial hair
I thought women like that
>can't grow facial hair
what does it matter, you just said you don't like em.
>hesitates when being asked whether or not he's a feminist
holy shit, pls die
>doesn't own a car
what if he lives in a big city that isn't the US where it doesn't matter?
>owns a gun
what? you'd rather be murdered if somebody breaks in and you can't defend yourself?
>has brown eyes
I thought some women like them.
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>has facial hair
>cant grow facial hair
This proves that women are only there to be fucked
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>>24807148
>majors in STEM

it's OK as long as it's men's STEM and not women's STEM.
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>>24807148
So what if I didn't go to univeristy, own guns, own cars buildings and boats, and am a regular patron of the arts, would that make me a red flag?
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