What did you get in your advent calender this morning?
>Poleaboo missed his signing on date
Looks like he can fuck up anything haha
>gonna get ears pierced
Which one should I get? I just want to wear some of those gemstone teardrop earrings.
So pair lobes should be it right? what the fuck is BCR/ball/ball with gold? is it the piercer itself that I have to keep in?
Also I feel really posh, I'm gonna broil myself some steak from tesco or asda whatever is cheaper.
Was thinking of getting rump, cause it's always good even if the quality is just average/ok, as compared to sirloin/rib eye which is really shitty if "average".
>>24806733
Had a chat with Kyle (Poleaboo) over skype last night. Really weird kid.
>>24806733
Never mind, crisis averted
>wake up at 9am, my usual signing on time, 2 weeks from the last time I signed on
>check my work book
>turns out I had an appointment last Monday (it was a special work placement appointment or something)
>mum and dad had seen me up, told them I'm signing on today
>leave the house and walk into town so they don't realise I fucked up
>come back half an hour later
>ring the job centre
>explain what happened
>appointment today at 1pm
Going to look like a right chancer now
>>24806761
Are you a grll?
I like studs
>>24806761
get your dick pierced you fucking faggot
>>24806796
babysteps broseph.
start with the ears first.
>Advent Calenders
My entire family is fucking normies and we have these goddamned fucking Minion advent calenders. Every morning we all have to get out of bed at 8am (everyone else works but for me it isn't convenient) and we have to open our calenders at the same time because we are 'the minion family'. Fucking infuriating man, I always have to go last and always have to 'speak like a minion' after smearing the chocolate over the roof of my mouth. Which basically involves standing in blue underpants my dad bought for me while making beeping noises.
It isn't even good quality chocolate ffs.
>>24806786
>I like studs
Eh, I like teardrop earrings, they look so good.
>>24806913
>everyone works
>le minion family xD
How does this Even work? How old are your siblings, why are they still at home like you?
We asked anon 'Did you shitpost on /britfeel/ last night?' and he said no. Why did you say no?
>because i didn't
You what?
>b-because I didn't...
THE LIE DETECTOR SAYS YOU'RE A LIAR!
Yarhamuka Allah lads.
>>24807191
Take your gibberish elsewhere please.
>>24807166
That's what we call a full house!
Found this among my childhood possessions. Is it acceptable to wear outside of would I be labelled a Lewis Hamilton fan?
>>24807202
you ain't no shitposter bruv
>>24806969
is this a joke
please tell me it's a joke
>>24806786
TELL ME ABOUT POLEABOO GETTING BEATEN UP ALREADY
>>24806913
>we have to open our calenders at the same time because we are 'the minion family'
>always have to 'speak like a minion' after smearing the chocolate over the roof of my mouth
m8...
>>24807253
Top fucking kek, wear it with pride and pretend that you are a big Hamilton fan.
>>24806913
How old are you?
Why do people like minions so much?
Will I ever get married?
All I want is a chav gf who I share a comfy council flat with. We'd watch Kyle all day, drink frosty jacks and have the most disgusting, degrading sex. Is that too much to ask?
>>24807435
them sweaty pits
Medium protean pack
>>24807253
>gollywog pins
I miss these.
>>24807361
Didn't happen
>>24807342
What would a fat, unemployed shut in NEET who lives off of JSA 1 quid pizzas know anyway?
>>24807435
I shouldn't want, I really shouldn't
but I soooo do
>>24806913
are you for real? how old are you minion?
>>24807728
But I'm unironically a turbonormie on 30k a year
>>24807748
>30k a year
that's less than benbens
2 weeks have passed and i'm missing her a lot today
>>24807896
It really isn't. You have to be some baby machine nutter to pull in that money and even then you're spending it all on your kids.
>>24808046
first result on google
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/621537/Man-claimed-30k-in-benefits-while-sunning-himself-in-the-Caribbean-for-TWO-YEARS
a single man pulled in that much
>>24808061
Over two years and now has a criminal record because of it.
>>24808061
>the express
At least find an article from a newspaper anon
>>24808103
Yes but it's proof.
>>24806718
sup lads
who is making the britfeel pics?
>>24806913
c-can you post a vocaroo?
>>24806913
Your family sound horrible. How do you live?
>>24806786
>poleaboo can't even sign on properly
>thinks he can get vengeance on those who wronged him
Morning lads, feel really down today for some reason. Looks like it'd going to be one of those days.
>get email from amazon that my protein bars and my rose lapel is gonna be delivered today
>it's 11:40am
>still nothing
REEEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO GO TO THE CITY AND GET MY PIERCINGS AND BUY STEAK BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THIS FAGGOT DELIVERYMAN WON'T SHOW UP FUCKKKK
>>24808361
maybe he's chucked it in the river and done you a favour
>>24808361
>rose lapel
I said this the other day but I feel I need to say it again since you actually ordered the fucking thing.
You will look like a turbo autist, I'm not even saying that to be funny or anything. On the list of things that scream "autism" the flower lapel is just below the black leather trenchcoat and fedora
>>24808452
mate he's also getting tear drop earrings this sperg is a lost cause
>>24808361
>rose lapel
>>24808361
Is this rose lapel like one of those red rose of lancashire metal lapel pins I see old men wearing at the pub?
anyone else northern ireland here? the chronically shit weather makes early afternoon comfiness so easy to say the least.
>it's one of those days where anxiety feels like it's gnawing on your soul
Feels pretty bad.
Haven't washed in a month lads
>tfw just had to phone DLA and ESA to change my address since moving with my mum and it was such a traumatic experience for me my mum had to help me
>>24808939
Why was it traumatic m8?
>>24808957
I panic when I have to use phones, I can't think of responses fast enough and struggle to answer questions and so I sometimes wont be able to answer and will just shut down so my mum needs to be there to help and answer things for me or give me the answers to say.
Poleaboo's trying to be productive today but his sister is out and he's feeling horny. It might be better if he just gets it over with quickly.
>>24808980
Who beat poleaboo up the other day and why?
>recluse 10 years
>never go out
>dropped out of highschool
>didnt smoke or drink or drugs or any of that dumb shit
>forced to go to psych
>suggests autism
>aspergers assessment in jan
any tips? already tried killing myself but chickened out (didnt tell em that)
>>24809019
>already tried killing myself but chickened out (didnt tell em that)
missed opportunity not telling them
>>24807166
Kyleposting is delightful.
>>24809029
gonna tell the lady at the assessment
>>24808939
>DLA
What's your disability?
>playing runescape
>girl calls me asking me to go hang out with her
>'sorry, I can't I'm playing runescape'
>she replies with 'is that really more important than me'
>yes
It just occured to me how autistic my response was, I should have said playing Runescape with my friends but oh well, she got the gist of it
>>24808997
That did not happen.
>shitposting from work while I'm supposed to be working
fuck the system
>>24809065
one of those things where people think I'm not really disabled because it's not physical, a condition I developed at around 3 months old and needed some surgery to treat and now I have a bunch of neurological problems and I'm p much a slow retard
>>24809089
I do it all the time m80 but I can't stand my job at the moment.
>>24809091
Oh, I thought you were faking and could give me tips senpai.
>>24809091
Well you seem to be able to use a computer just fine, does it take you 10 minutes to type out a response?
>>24809111
lawd, havent you got people to whip down at the job centre?
>>24806718
Amerifag here, I recently went to England for vacation. Almost got arrested for having a fucking combat knife. I bought the thing in Thailand for like 600 thb and forgot to take it out of my airplane carry on. I have no idea how the Thai TSA didn't find it.
Felt pretty bad, the airport security were total assholes, why the fuck do they treat people like that? Im not a fucking haji, Im white.
Never going to England again.
>>24809096
word, same. used to love it, now I hate my job. I'm hiding away and shitposting, gonna look for a new job beginning of next year
>>24809122
What do you think would have happened if they found that in american airport security? Yours is a thousand times worse than ours.
>>24809131
Same here, I just hope my work doesn't go to shit because I'll be in the mindset of "I'm leaving so it doesn't matter"
>>24809140
You'd probably get anally probed at a Yank airport
>>24809110
nope, sorry man
>>24809111
no, but I've pretty much lived on a computer my entire life, so I find it easier, it also helps being here on an anonymous imageboard and I feel like I'm able to express myself much more easily, in any situation in real life I crumble, not to mention I can't really leave my house without my mum
>>24809122
>Amerifag
>Im white
Sure mongrel, you're white by leftie 2015 standards.
>>24808919
you stink lad
>>24809162
your poor mum, she didn't sign up for this
Off to sign on in about 10 minutes
>>24809162
What are you gonna do when your mum isn't around anymore? What does you dad make of this?
>>24809122
>mah ancestree is Irish, Eyetalian and Cherokee
>Ah'm white!
>>24808980
Get what over with?
>>24809140
Never had trouble. Meh, I did see this one dude from the Netherlands get a special drug check though. Was the funniest shit ever, he was really pissed
>>24809196
Our paki friend has taken into the habit of wanking into his little sister's dirty pants.
>>24809177
dunno why you feel pity for her, it's not like she suffers, we've had a close relationship since I was young and I can see she doesn't regret having me, even when I have probed her on the subject in the past
>>24809181
no idea, also my dad is pretty much just as supportive and wants to help me in whatever when he can, we usually just end up watching football or f1 together though
>>24809227
fair enough then anon, the way you told it i thought you were a burden on her, glad you guys are close
What was the most humiliating experience of your life?
Two instantly jump to mind, both at christmas but different ones
>Christmas with family
>opening gifts with everyone
>someone had bought me 'the 40 year old virgin' on DVD as it had recently come out
>"haha, that's anon!"
>entire family roars with laughter that seems to go on for ten minutes while I smile and wish I was dead
or
>wageslaving at an old job about 5 years ago
>secret santa
>everyone opens their gifts
>nice joking ones but also fairly cool gifts
>my turn
>a few random things including a 'grow it yourself girlfriend'
>"look anon, you finally got one!"
>everyone laughs, but at least not a whole lot this time
>still wished I was dead
I wish I was making them up, but I promise you they are both completely true.
>>24809256
Kill your family.
What did you have for breakfast lads?
>tfw currently eating some plain rice with salt
>>24809256
top bit of crimbo bant tbqh
>>24809214
That's quite normal
>>24809155
mine has already, can't be fucked with work anymore. gonna do the bare minimum then fuck off out of here at the first opportunity
>>24809269
Are you shitposting from the bangkok hilton?
>>24809288
This desu. The thing I miss most about living at home was smelling my older sisters still warm knickers/shoes/socks.
Whats the plan for today lads
>>24806718
Got a santa hat
>>24809332
Vigorous and regular masturbation
>>24809256
people are cunts
>>24809332
it was nothing, but now I want to jack off to whatever pictures you post in the thread
>>24809327
No I'm literally eating rice, idk the brand, my mum made it for me, Tilda I think
>>24809269
Nothing, going to Wimpys in a bit though for a burger
>>24809359
>wimpys still exists
Seriously? I haven't been to a wimpys for at least 15 years. Is it still bottom of the barrel school dinner burger shit?
>>24806718
GET A JOB YOU TRAMPS!
>>24809390
I have, I just won't work week days
>>24809332
Would enjoy seeing her take black cock
>>24809367
not >>24809359 but their chips are the best, they don't mash up the potato then reform it, they just cut them, i miss our local one, the greggs has gone too
>>24809356
Third world prison food.
>>24809390
i only work evenings
>>24809367
It's weird it's somewhere between fast food and restaurant. They do your standard burger and chips but you sit down and eat it on a plate. It's also rarely busy - I've walked in to find all the staff just sat down chatting once. I have no idea how it's still in business.
>>24809081
na, that was alpha as fuck. gotta let the bitches know they mean nothing
>>24809367
Last time I was in one they gave me cutlery with my burger, I felt obliged to peck at my chips with the fork whilst eating the burger as normal.
>>24809461
probably some money laundering business
There are only wimpys in SA
>>24809390
I'm part time, nigga
>>24807253
have this image, somehow seem relevant to your post
>>24809256
I could understand your family doing the joke since they probably know all about your life but how the fuck does your coworkers get in on that shit?
I barely even interact with my coworkers, I bet most of them don't even know I exist nevermind knowing if I have a girlfriend or not.
>>24806733
Wtf, last time I checked he set his blog to private and now last part is September 15? Dots he have a new one?
>>24809019
hey youre just like me, only im not that sad.
mainly the happy pills that help tho.
>>24809510
Theres a wimpys around the corner from my house
Only just now got my NIN, because when I dropped out of highschool, and then left during college induction I was never put on any registry. I had child tax credit for too long too. The council has apologized profusely that I was forgotten and advises I sign on as soon as possible to get JSA before 2016.
I liked being invisible.
>>24809269
Strawberry jam on toast
>>24809390
I will pass.
Going to spend time with a cute girl today, try and have fun without me lads
Postman didn't bring the thing!
fucking cunts.
now I have to wait another fucking day to see if the thing will come
>>24807075
Not this dude, but I'm 23, sis is 28 and Bro is 29.
We all live at home all work full time. Parents own a 7 bedroom home in the perfect location for all of our jobs, all of us have a partner who's often over, and we're often over at theirs
We have no reason to leave home, even with 7 people home at once there's plenty of room, especially since each bedroom has its own bathroom
>tfw really wanted to order this gay figure but I'm going on holiday with my mummy for awhile so I wont be able to answer the door when it would arrive so couldn't order it
>>24809682
i'm waiting for a pc, i feel you pain
>>24809613
>I liked being invisible.
>>24809713
I built my PC last year, a grand worth of parts and fucking Yodel just left the parcels in the recycling bin
>>24809742
bought mine prebuilt because i'm paranoid about building my own, cost about the same from OCers
>clearing out grandads attic
>find a box of stuff
>at the bottom is a polished wooden dildo
I'm just sitting on the stairs contemplating life lads
>>24809760
Give it a cheeky sniff.
>>24809760
wooden't you like to know the story behind that? :^)
Afternoon robots~
How's it going?
I feel very edgy and upset today. Already skipped my classes for today and will probably engage in some degenerate behaviour later~
Hope you all have a good day
>>24809742
I've had yodel throw a 6 box of wine bottles through an open second floor window before
Got back home and there was a soaked box and wine all over the floor, I had no idea what the fuck had happened
>>24809742
It's up to the person sending to specify they want a signature, Yodel don't have a clue what's in the parcel.
Source: sat here waiting for a redelivery from Yodel
Skipped college today.
Been in the bath all day.
Just had a cig now I'm gonna watch TV for a bit.
>>24809782
I had Yodel deliver a parcel and it was a dude in his own car, he came up to the door with it and I answered then he barged past me, ran to the living room and dropped the parcel on the floor and ran out and drove away. No fucking idea what happened to this day. I like to think he was robot
>>24809782
Did they give you compo?
>>24809757
>bought mine prebuilt
fuck off underage
>>24809780
>engage in some degenerate behaviour later~
Such as what? Touching your peepee to anime porn?
>>24809728
>he still uses the fedora meme
>>24809819
bought my laptop prebuilt
>>24809577
You've got a lot of reading up to do. Long story short Internet ban.
>>24809841
>he still uses the bane meme
>>24809843
absolute madman lad
>>24809850
Just for youIt was just the first pic of people laughing I found desu
Feel quite edgy and grumpy today. Not a nice feeling, lads.
>>24809854
Impressive getting that past the robot.
>>24809803
Nice blog you fag
I think I'm finally done, I've updated all details of me on the sites where I pay for stuff so they are now the correct address at where I live, I think the there is one last thing I have to change but it will come at a later point in time.
>>24809879
absolute madman Iad
>>24806913
Ayy lmao
Ive never even watched minions it was the only one my shop had
bloke on radio 2 just said wanker
>>24809925
why waste your money? advent calendar chocolate tastes like shit
>>24809995
there is a scrooge in our ranks!
>>24809760
Post pics of the dildo
>>24809760
Similar, I found this tho.
HOW DO I GET AN EAST ASIAN GF REEE
>>24810075
Is the second one a clit pump?
Who only ever wears sweatpants here?
Feels good.
>>24810199
light combat trousers, the extra pockets are useful
>>24810162
same way you get any gf, by not being a loser
>>24810199
three piece suit
>>24810223
I don't struggle getting gfs but for some fucking reason no asian girls has ever noticed me. I'm not even attracted to white girls, is this some cruel joke
>>24806913
This made my day, top kecks
Just watched the episode of Sopranos with the rape scene, I can see why feminists get so triggered because that was pretty fucking horrible 2bh
>>24810199
dressing gown is ultimate neetwear
>>24809029
Tell them. That's what I did and I got autism bucks.
>>24810261
>I don't struggle getting gfs
OOOOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>24806913
>>24808162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMvpcEsdjc
>>24810332
Yeah but I can't walk to the shop in that.
>>24810332
Got a new one arriving friday, canne fookin wait, even went for the one with the hood. I'm going to be the toweling alt version of Obi Wan Kenobi.
>>24810261
fuck off normmallo
I need to fail a job interview because im holding out for something better which i can only get into if im on the dole. Whats the most discreet way i can do this?
>>24810380
You sound like a robot
>>24810374
Sorry I didn't mean to come off as normie. I struggle to feel a connection to other people and thats why I've rejected every girl thats ever asked me out
>>24810380
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMvpcEsdjc
Beeping noises pls
>>24810380
Nicely delivered, now please do your minion noises.
>>24810380
That dull monotone voice showing no emotion.
Holy fuck, are you actually autistic?
>>24810289
It was shockingly hard to watch, first time around.
>>24810380
what breed is your pet bird?
>>24810397
Don't turn up?
>>24810380
he wanted the beeping sounds you bellend. how thick are you?
>>24810332
That's what I'm wearing right this instant anon.
>>24810402
>Sorry I didn't mean to come off as normie.
>I've rejected every girl thats ever asked me out
Fuck off for the love of christ.
>>24810434
I'd get kicked off the dole then and loose the chance at this far better thing i'm desperate to get into. I haven't shaved and am wearing jeans but based on the quality of the other candidates i fear i still might get it
>>24810461
Nah
original comment
>>24809909
absoIute madman Iad
>>24810433
fife canaries. it's just the cock that does all the noises to impress his henfu.
>>24810420
wasn't the poster of that minion comment. i just realised after 3 hours he probably wouldn't deliver so did it for him. i figure he probably speaks like me.
i am a little autistic yes, but functioning.
>>24810199
>sweatpants
fuck off yank, they're called trackie bottoms
>>24810380
You sound exactly like Moriarty from the new gay Sherlock programme on BBC.
>>24810461
>being able to feel attraction to other people
Fuck off normie
Fellow Britbros, I've not left my house for about 13 years.
>Oh but I'm sure you go out sometimes
No, not once in 13 years. Even into my garden.
Ask me anything.
>>24810397
just be yourself. or perhaps it would be better to delude yourself into thinking you really want the job which will give you spaghetti and ruin your chances.
also no eye contact, limp handshake, umm and ahhh alot while staring at the ground.
>>24810545
Do you have any desire to go outside just to see what it's like?
>>24810496
>he probably wouldn't deliver so did it for him
No, you didn't. We wanted the beeping sounds.
>>24810568
No the outside world is full of people who expect me to do stuff.
>>24810545
how's prison going for you?
>>24810548
Good advice, no eye contact will be easy
>>24810581
Prisons don't have gardens anon, not that I know of anyway.
>>24810545
Proof desu senpai?
>>24810545
Got any pics of your room and stuff, how do you get money? What do your parents think?
>>24810602
hence why's never gone in one
>>24810545
How do you get Pepsi Max?
well uni is done for today, looks like im gonna go to sleep and wake up at about 2am to work on my presentation that i have to give tomorrow
>>24810518
looked it up and nah, that is a dublin accent. i live many miles from dublin.
>>24810605
>Pics
No, but picture those disgusting slob rooms you see typically owned by some poor russian and you should get the idea. My only saving grace when I wade through all the filth is I haven't started using piss bottles.
>How do you get your money
Faked having agoraphobia so I get money there, parents pay for all housing stuff like bills/food (I wouldn't even know how to pay bills).
>What do your parents think
Dad hates me, we fight nonstop, he fights with my mum about me. When she dies he'll likely kick me out.
>>24810604
How would I prove something like this?
>>24810630
I drink coffee and dr pepper exclusively. Anything I want that my mum doesn't get I order online.
Anyone playing Yakuza in preperation for tomorrow?
>>24810688
>How would I prove something like this?
Post a pic of your uncut hair.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD STARRRRRRRRRRR
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24810762
Mum cuts my hair.
>>24810688
how old are you? esererserarawr
>>24810688
Why do you stay inside if you actually don't have agoraphobia?
>>24810811
34 years old.
Comment was not original.
What's the bets on next terror attack lads, I'm betting some sort of Christmas market or shopping centre
>>24810842
Because I like playing video games and I don't want to waste my life as a wage slave.
>>24810847
how many deaths are talking here? one actually carried out by IS or just inspired by them?
>>24810847
>tfw i live really close to westfield
>>24810871
Fair doos, i can respect that but why did you choose to fake illness then live as if you had it instead of claiming JSA, lying about looking for work and going out for your Dr.Pepper?
Think I'll have a nap lads.
>>24810901
JSA rates are fucking shit, im not him btw
>>24810921
I thought basic sick rate was the same as JSA and Universal Credit?
>>24810397
Start laughing when they ask you questions.
Think of something funny.
You'll look like a complete idiot.
Then do this face (pic related) for about 10 seconds and don't reply to a question they just asked you.
>tfw haven't eaten or drank anything in 24 hours
Not sure how to be feel about this~
>>24810932
dont have a clue
im on ESA for severe BPD at 250quid/2 weeks but i swear JSA is like 70 quid a week
>>24810901
JSA forces you to go onto work programs, training programs. Fuck that. Fake illness gets me a done more money, I never have to go outside (video games and anime are not outside).
I get so much money that I'm forced to spend it, if you save up too much the gov get wise and cut your income. System is shit and im abusing it.
>>24810947
Are you that idiot anon from last week that decided he was going to starve himself to death because he didn't have the bottle to use a "painful" method?
>>24810792
What a bullshit story then. Stop making shit up senpai.
>>24810844
Post drivers id/passport, hide picture and details. Just show DOB.
>>24810987
Yeah mums hating peoples hair is unheard of, you've seen through my web of lies anon well done. Only highly trained professionals can run a razor over somebodies head.
>>24810947
Go eat something please.
>>24811003
I'm talking about your 'left house in 13 years' story, not the haircut.
>>24810998
I don't have drivers id or a passport anon. What part of not leaving the house for 13 years would make you think I own either of those things. I've never been abroad, or sat in the drivers seat of a car.
>>24810947
Why don't you just eat something faggot.
>>24810947
Drink some water. I don't give a fuck if you're anorexic or whatever, don't eat, but if you don't drink you'll end up with kidney stones. That will be great fun!
>>24810959
yeah it is, Universal Credit is 77 a week. 125 a week is so much better.
>>24810941
I wish i had the balls to do this. I hope i remember this post and start giggling. It's for a fast food place, think im gonna just straight up say i don't like working with the public "but would enjoy the challenge of trying it"
>>24810960
Shame you couldn't invest it without getting caught. You could stand to make a killing with oil so cheap right now
>get a call at 9am
>"We saw you applied to this position and we're offering more graduate positions, would you be interested?"
>Yeah, sure
>"Alright we'll call back at 11."
>they call again at 11
>"Alright well if you'd like I'd like to schedule a phone interview with you at 2pm"
>O-okay then
>they call again at 2
>"Alright, that went well, we'd like you to come in on the 10th"
>it's 90 minutes away by train
>it's for a fucking Sales position
>>24811042
>Shame you couldn't invest it without getting caught.
My only fear is the future, because of shit like this. Zero savings. House is in my dads name, so'll never get it and be able to sell it or anything either.
>>24811032
Was there a specific event or incident that made you decide to shut yourself off, and if so, what was it?
Were you relatively normal like 14 or 15 years ago, or growing up?
>>24810289
where can I watch this? I need a fap
>>24810397
Take a big, steamy, meaty poo in your pants. Make sure its very smelly. Walk in and let it take hold.
>>24811065
If you could sneak out to the cash machine you could stockpile it. You wouldn't be missing out on interest rates any way. Maybe check if travel websites post you money in exchange and start gather dollars for your neetbux
>>24811032
you literally won't post any proof, get a pic of your fucking room, something to back your shitty story up
>>24810545
same, but I had to go out with assistance to go to doctors and receive benefits.
how would u do 13 years without a penny?
>>24811081
Growing up I was very out going, went out to parties and got piss drunk, but I never wanted to get a job and live that shit life, but there isnt any option really.
Incident that made me fuck right out of there (JSA) was seetec, I forget if thats how it was pronounced. Basically for 13 weeks you have to go to a shit office from 9 to 5 and do nothing. Fucking torture. Signed off and started planning to fake shit (I say planning, not much required, you just need to prove youve not left the house and act the part)
Only thing growing up that was different was being addicted to mmos.
>>24811099
Its my mums card, couldn't sneak it out to get cash out. She'd notice the card was missing, or that I was, or that the money was.
>>24811101
Cry it about you fucking faggot I'm not posting shit.
>>24811108
If I wasn't able to fake stuff i would have killed myself.
>>24811155
no im just pointing out that you do go out u pleb.
>>24811163
>no im just pointing out that you do go out u pleb.
What? Speak English retard, nothing I've said shown that I go out.
>>24810947
I only eat one decent sized meal a day and a small bowl of cereal.
I think it's because I spend all day sitting down.
>>24811192
cant bet bennies if u don't go out to do the required things to get bennies.
actual agorophobe,
English 'people' like to bum kids.
>>24811192
Don't you miss that feel of holding a girl, that smell of their hair, the softness of their cheek against yours?
>>24810985
No, that's not me~
>>24811019
>>24811032
I just got ready to go and buy something~
I've been trying to eat at least one thing a day.
>>24811038
Okay anon!
>>24811223
>3DPD
Wow
>>24811223
Only time I've ever held a girl outside of my family is touching some girl up when she was drunk at a party.
>>24811248
Dave seen that. He's got your number now, kiddo.
>>24810906
Ate a pot noodle and I am not really tired anymore.
>>24811248
Who are you?
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